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askmrjesus
09-22-2011, 06:06 PM
Mark Zucherberg Indited by the Hague

Reuters 9-20-2011

By: J.H. Christos

In an unprecedented move, Mark Zucherberg, founder and CEO of Facebook, was indited by the International Criminal Court (ICC) today, on charges of crimes against humanity.

The charges come in the wake of millions of complaints from users of the popular social networking site.

Stephen Rapp, the U.S. Ambassador-at-Large for War Crimes, visited the Tribunal yesterday. He met with senior officials of the Tribunal to discuss a range of issues pertaining to Zucherberg's alteration of fonts used on the website, and the repositioning of data.

"It's clear that Mr. Zucherberg has caused widespread panic, both here in the US, and indeed, across the entire globe", said Rapp.

Other charges may be pending with the US Department of Agriculture, after it was reported that millions of Farmville users, claimed the loss of untold numbers of digital livestock.

Said one user, "It's a catastrophe. Our cows are just out there dying, and we can't find them".

http://www.haguejusticeportal.net/

JC

azoomm
09-22-2011, 07:15 PM
:lol:

Particle Man
09-22-2011, 08:16 PM
:lol:

Archren
09-23-2011, 09:35 AM
:lol:

On a somewhat unrelated note: Love you, J.C... but it's indiCt, indictment, indicted... sorry, you just made the grammar nazi in me twitch so hard I sneezed.

Homeslice
09-23-2011, 10:10 AM
Check out their announcement about the "timelines" they seem to think are all that

askmrjesus
09-23-2011, 10:56 AM
:lol:

On a somewhat unrelated note: Love you, J.C... but it's indiCt, indictment, indicted... sorry, you just made the grammar nazi in me twitch so hard I sneezed.

I thought it looked wrong. :lol:

Apparently the TWF spell checker, is an agent of Satan.

JC

Archren
09-23-2011, 12:31 PM
I thought it looked wrong. :lol:

Apparently the TWF spell checker, is an agent of Satan.

JC

Must be, if he got you. :lol: I don't trust spellcheck and autocorrect anyway... usually whatever it recommends is so off the wall, it makes you wonder if it was coded by chimps on crack.

Avatard
09-23-2011, 12:54 PM
I thought it looked wrong. :lol:

Apparently the TWF spell checker, is an agent of Satan.

JC

Yeah, sounds like you got dict.