Take care of your junk

[tommymac]

Had a rather interesting/disturbing turn of events last night.

guy comes into the er with penile pain, yes it goes way down hill from there. He frist had a phimosis ( when the foreskin cannot be pulled back) that was kinda taken care of. He then developed a paraphimosis (foreskin is pulled back and cannot be retracted) this is one of the 2 or 3 true urological emergencies.

This guy either had better things to do or figured the ER would be swamped with people who arent sick and dont need to be there, and waited a few weeks. Rolls in last night and says a piece of it if falling off and is being held on by a vein (apparently a ghetto thing as any stringy thing is a vein)

what happened is it started becomming necrotic and was stiull held on by the urethra.

So we had urology show up, said its too late to do anything now and cut it off and put it in a jar. Probably the most brutal snip I ever saw, and now 2 inches of this guys package is in a plastic specimen cup. I wanted to save it for the idiots who roll in at 5 am withtheir umpteenth STD, tell em keep it up and your shit will fall off. lol

[defector]

Damn. I don't even plan on getting laid at work today. But I'm still gonna wear a condom.

[askmrjesus]

Damn. I don't even plan on getting laid at work today. But I'm still gonna wear a condom.

Ewww, me too.

But not the same one, that would be weird.

JC

[pauldun170]

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[Trip]

why did I read this?

[Smittie61984]

I love the ER!

[AquaPython]

thats one reason to get circumcised....

[Gas Man]

WOW... just um...

ok bye

[defector]

Ewww, me too.

But not the same one, that would be weird.

JC

<------------Doesn't like to share. :lol:

[Particle Man]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[AquaPython]

jebus, your rule #12A states "It's not weird as long as Thoughest's Balls don't toucheth".

[Kaneman]

thats one reason to get circumcised....

Or a reason to wash your fucking dick everyday. Ick.

[Rangerscott]

So the foreskin or shaft was coming off?

[tommymac]

So the foreskin or shaft was coming off?

both

[Smittie61984]

Did you save the mushroom top?

[Particle Man]

Or a reason to wash your fucking dick everyday. Ick.

This. WTF

[tommymac]

Did you save the mushroom top?

satalk and mushroom. it was last seen in a specimen cup, figured maybe I could take it and attatch it to chewie since I have him now ;)

[nuper]

why did I read this?Damn!!! I am with you Trip...

[nuper]

both

Tommy, I said when we were talking in switzerland that I bet you had seen everything, DEAR LORD!!!!!! I bet you were not expecting that one..... There is not enough money for me to do your job, but I thank God that for those of you that do....

[101lifts2]

If this was falling off, was it bleeding when he came in? This is hard to picture.

[OneSickPsycho]

:nopicsbs:

[defector]

If this was falling off, was it bleeding when he came in? This is hard

Oh, I'm betting it's not hard, anymore.

[Homeslice]

If this was falling off, was it bleeding when he came in? This is hard to picture.

you want to picture another guys package?

[OneSickPsycho]

you want to picture another guys package?

Only if it's rotting off... Duh

[101lifts2]

you want to picture another guys package?

I said it's hard to picture, not that what to see it...and it's only a half of a package now anyway. redflip

[wildchild]

:nopicsbs:

oh hell no!!! no pics not even rotten ones. I don't even wanna know possibilities like that exist. LOL

you know I always enjoy Tommy's stories but this.... eww dude how do you sleep at night after seeing some of the things you've seen. My little cube world might be boring but at least the worst image I get is when the fat chicks wear spandex or mini skirts to work.

[nuper]

If this was falling off, was it bleeding when he came in? This is hard to picture.

I don't think I would try and picture it! Although thanks for sharing T-mac,☺ couldn't help but picture it when you read it.

oh hell no!!! no pics not even rotten ones. I don't even wanna know possibilities like that exist. LOL

you know I always enjoy Tommy's stories but this.... eww dude how do you sleep at night after seeing some of the things you've seen. My little cube world might be boring but at least the worst image I get is when the fat chicks wear spandex or mini skirts to work.

lmao!!!!

[Tsunami]

Man at some point in my career I need to work ER. :lol:

What do you do when someone comes in for phimosis or paraphimosis?

I wonder how long its been falling off for before he decided to come to the ER? Did he think it was just going to heal? How was he peeing?? Oh well, he probably won't be having a lot of sex after this.

[tommymac]

Man at some point in my career I need to work ER. :lol:

What do you do when someone comes in for phimosis or paraphimosis?

I wonder how long its been falling off for before he decided to come to the ER? Did he think it was just going to heal? How was he peeing?? Oh well, he probably won't be having a lot of sex after this.

Phimosis we usualy dont do anything a paraphimosis is amedical emergency though.

The good/bad thing by us is people dont take good car eof themselves so we see a lot of stuff most only read about.

[Tsunami]

Can I take Chewy when I come back to NY?

[tommymac]

Can I take Chewy when I come back to NY?

Sure, I was going to use it as an excuse to hook up with prtclmn. I need to get some pics of him down at the WTC site before he goes.

[Particle Man]

Sure, I was going to use it as an excuse to hook up with prtclmn. I need to get some pics of him down at the WTC site before he goes.
I should be making another trip soon!

[tommymac]

I should be making another trip soon!

will you tell us after you go back home again :lol:

[Particle Man]

will you tell us after you go back home again :lol:

:lol: hopefully I wil have more notice this time

I will be in Orlando Tuesday to Wednesday so it won't be this week at least ;)

[racedoll]

Wow. Just Wow.

[Cruzergirl]

Wow. Just Wow.

I think you meant ewww, just ewww...

[racedoll]

I think you meant ewww, just ewww...

That too.