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LeeNetworX
09-30-2011, 04:21 PM
The meter maid is also the mayor. And he has a "tank".


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fWN0FmcIU&sns=em
Particle Man
09-30-2011, 04:32 PM
I want one.
Smittie61984
09-30-2011, 05:06 PM
No way the guy who's car got smashed wasn't in on it.

Then again this is in the now probably going back to Soviet Russia Russia
Dave
09-30-2011, 05:23 PM
As a tanker I feel the need to call you a fucking idiot for referring to a btr as a tank. Doesn't even have tracks for chrissake.
Particle Man
09-30-2011, 05:24 PM
As a tanker I feel the need to call you a fucking idiot for referring to a btr as a tank. Doesn't even have tracks for chrissake.

I STILL want one.
Dave
09-30-2011, 05:27 PM
Search around, you can get apc's for somewhat reasonable prices
derf
09-30-2011, 06:18 PM
Search around, you can get apc's for somewhat reasonable prices

yeh they only go for roughly 40-50k for a quality used version, even less if it requires some work (15-35K).
TYEster
09-30-2011, 07:13 PM
In Soviet Russia you don't complain about your car getting smashed, you thank the mayor for not smashing your balls instead.
Dave
09-30-2011, 08:59 PM
yeh they only go for roughly 40-50k for a quality used version, even less if it requires some work (15-35K).

And if you get the real old shit its got a SBC in it
LeeNetworX
09-30-2011, 09:16 PM
As a tanker I feel the need to call you a fucking idiot for referring to a btr as a tank. Doesn't even have tracks for chrissake.

And I feel the need to call you a fucking idiot for not understanding why I used quotation marks, fuckstain.
Dave
10-01-2011, 08:04 AM
And I feel the need to call you a fucking idiot for not understanding why I used quotation marks, fuckstain.

Cry me a river. here let me help you out.

tank
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/T-72_Ajeya1.jpg/649px-T-72_Ajeya1.jpg

not tank
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/hercules-150.jpg

tank
http://lh3.google.com/TolipM/RweAzleNp3I/AAAAAAAAAjI/YHfrwz1IrDo/s800/leopard2.jpg

not tank
http://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/stryker_mgs_mbile_gun_system_usa_07.jpg

tank
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/70%20Babe%20And%20A%20Tank.jpg

not tank
http://arcaneafvs.com/fv107scimitar/scimitar01.jpg

tank
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/m1-tank-10.jpg

not tank
http://www.calculateme.com/car-insurance-articles/ice-cream-truck.jpg

tank
http://www.omgmod.org/wiki/images/5/56/Sherman_tank.jpg

not tank
http://tekstovi-pesama.com/g_img/0/13212/avril%2520lavigne-3.jpg

tank
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sbOprAVhlCU/R2V9pp-BNlI/AAAAAAAAADc/Id7tkURdvTY/s400/fyreknight.jpg

not tank
http://ahhsome.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/j-jack-fest-apple-jack-cereal-box.jpg

tank
http://warfare.ru/usa/images/4/leclerc6.jpg

not tank
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5709/12004604.jpg

yank
http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/d/derek_jeter_yankees-4354.jpg

not tank
http://www.geekalerts.com/u/aircraft-mouse.jpg

spank
http://kylemayne.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/windowslivewriterifistrippedwouldigetab-14e63stripper-spank51.jpg

not tank
http://www.army-technology.com/projects/btr80/images/btr1.jpg

might as well add this
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ClipMagazineLesson.jpg
Any questions?
LeeNetworX
10-01-2011, 08:07 AM
They were calling it a tank in the video you dumbfuck. Thats why I used the word tank and put it in quotations. Are you really that fucking dense or are you trying to be funny? Either way, you are fucking retarded.
Dave
10-01-2011, 08:48 AM
They were calling it a tank in the video you dumbfuck. Thats why I used the word tank and put it in quotations. Are you really that fucking dense or are you trying to be funny? Either way, you are fucking retarded.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OoofzdWdU8s/SwFsyJ5VzUI/AAAAAAAAKmk/FI3omZZxRt8/s1600/4134J324RWL.jpg
defector
10-01-2011, 09:05 AM
Any questions?
Not gonna lie, I laughed just a little bit.
Amorok
10-01-2011, 12:51 PM
Rough place.

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0908/in-soviet-russia-waldo-soviet-russia-finds-you-punisher-kevi-demotivational-poster-1251426472.jpg
Homeslice
10-01-2011, 01:57 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OoofzdWdU8s/SwFsyJ5VzUI/AAAAAAAAKmk/FI3omZZxRt8/s1600/4134J324RWL.jpg

:lol
askmrjesus
10-01-2011, 02:45 PM
not tank
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5709/12004604.jpg


Any questions?

I have a question. If that's not a tank, WTF is it?

It's got the big tread thingies, and a big gun.

Looks like a tank to me.

JC
EpyonXero
10-01-2011, 05:14 PM
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/346/de50inrussia.jpg
Dave
10-01-2011, 05:25 PM
I have a question. If that's not a tank, WTF is it?

It's got the big tread thingies, and a big gun.

Looks like a tank to me.

JC

M10 wolverine, Tank destroyer. American TDs were similar to tanks but with an open turret, lighter armor, and heavier guns. I threw it in as a trap :P
Rangerscott
10-02-2011, 07:58 PM
Sometimes I put my penis in tanks.
Dave
10-02-2011, 08:20 PM
Sometimes I put my penis in tanks.

I used to masturbate in mine constantly. Pays to be the driver and the only guy in the hull..
askmrjesus
10-02-2011, 08:26 PM
Remind me not to buy a used tank from Dave.

JC
Dave
10-02-2011, 08:33 PM
Just check under the seat for socks
Adeptus_Minor
10-02-2011, 08:42 PM
I threw it in as a trap :P

Yeah, he told me...

http://www.ackbar.org/images/ackbar.jpg
askmrjesus
10-02-2011, 08:46 PM
Remind me not to buy any socks from Dave either.

In fact, no one should ever buy anything from Dave. Apparently he masturbates on everything.

JC
Particle Man
10-03-2011, 11:39 AM
This thread I making me laugh.

Tanks a lot.