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pauldun170
10-04-2011, 01:26 PM
...until you prove ya got a clean cooch (http://webfarm.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-03/oral-sex-may-cause-virus-linked-throat-cancer-in-men-study.html)
pauldun170
10-04-2011, 01:28 PM
there are workarounds however...
Captain Morgan
10-04-2011, 02:17 PM
there are workarounds however...

Edit: after reading the article, I'm a bit worried...
AquaPython
10-04-2011, 03:20 PM
Edit: after reading the article, I'm a bit worried...
in that case, you better double saran-wrap your tongue.
defector
10-04-2011, 03:21 PM
Where's that Life cereal guy when you need him?
Apoc
10-04-2011, 03:30 PM
That aint scary enopugh to stop me from eating pussy.
AquaPython
10-04-2011, 03:37 PM
did they include lesbos in this study? are they at risk too?
Captain Morgan
10-04-2011, 03:46 PM
That aint scary enopugh to stop me from eating pussy.

As much as I've eaten in the past, I wouldn't be surprised if I develop throat cancer, knowing the prevalence of HPV. Hope I don't, cause I knew a guy who died of throat cancer, and it wasn't pretty.
tommymac
10-04-2011, 04:07 PM
As much as I've eaten in the past, I wouldn't be surprised if I develop throat cancer, knowing the prevalence of HPV. Hope I don't, cause I knew a guy who died of throat cancer, and it wasn't pretty.

its only a few strains of HPV you need to worry about. You can also get ghonorrhea and chlamydia in the throat from the same way.
Gas Man
10-04-2011, 06:03 PM
Oh fock!
Smittie61984
10-04-2011, 10:02 PM
its only a few strains of HPV you need to worry about. You can also get ghonorrhea and chlamydia in the throat from the same way.

Damn, this just reminded me of an old man I use to work with at my old construction job. The guy was about 160years old and didn't have any teeth, couldn't read/write (unless you wrote his name or "money"), and just an old school hustler. He'd tell stories about getting BJs for picking up some KFC, buy $100 of food stamps for $50 by buying alcohol/smokes, etc.

This fucker had some "fool proof" STD preventions. One day he was telling a story about "fuckin dis bitch". We asked if he used a rubber and he said no and said she was clean. We asked him how he knew. "oh, she had a church hat on" was his answer.

But if he did get something he'd go "no worries, just put some green "kamonia" on it" which we think stood for green ammonia.

If that fucker didn't die form throat cancer due to eating nasty pussy, then no one will. Or he just had so many STDs that all the STDs where fighting each other for real estate.

Regardless, you know you "have to lick it before you stick it".
azoomm
10-04-2011, 10:49 PM
Oh fock!

Making you happy to be married?? :)
Gas Man
10-05-2011, 08:09 AM
Making you happy to be married?? :)
Actually kinda! :lol:
tommymac
10-05-2011, 08:12 AM
Actually kinda! :lol:

judging by the pics wifey sent at the rally, is she happy? sh was realy faking those smiles there :lol:
Trip
10-05-2011, 08:24 AM
hell it took forever to get the shoe pic, lol
Gas Man
10-05-2011, 08:47 AM
judging by the pics wifey sent at the rally, is she happy? sh was realy faking those smiles there :lol:

At 2am dealing with our smart ass comments... smiles were all faked. :lol

hell it took forever to get the shoe pic, lol

She was at a wedding fending off my drunk buddies.
tommymac
10-06-2011, 04:58 AM
and the shoes were supposed to be on when they were up behind her ears LOL
Particle Man
10-06-2011, 10:40 AM
It is unclear why women are affected much less often than men, she said.



Gee, let's do the freaking math here
Amorok
10-08-2011, 06:47 PM
Glad I'm married. I'd risk it, though.