The 1109 dirty words you can't text in Pakistan

[askmrjesus]

Is it just me, or does number 1025 sound like the name of a UK game show?

"Good morning, and welcome to Tit Bit Nipply!"

#127 I totally agree with.

JC

The list:

https://docs.google.com/a/gawker.com/viewer?a=v&pid=explorer&chrome=true&srcid=0Bw6nfJopnFT5ZjQwODIyYzUtOWI5My00NDNlLTkyNzE tZDQyYTgyNDBhNjZk&hl=en_GB&pli=1

The story (which got the number wrong):

http://gawker.com/5861306/pakistan-bans-1700-texting-words-including-satan-glazed-donut-and-monkey-crotch

[Corey]

Right off the bat I can't help but wonder what "Anal Annie" is, but it's important enough to be listed twice. Is this some kind of Pakistani sex move?

[AquaPython]

Dahmer? they found his crime so heinous...

Dome?

G Unit? probably agree, 50 sucks.

Glazed Donut? Let's go to war, oh we are? nvm.

Hobo? they can't help it

KMart? ha

Master Blaster? a true enemy of Mad Max.

[Gas Man]

Why?

[askmrjesus]

Why?

For the children, of course.

JC

[askmrjesus]

1. Anal Annie

N. an anal annie is someone who is always in a bad mood, a party pooper, an asshole, a dick. someone who ruins the fun or is just generally a pain in the ass to be around.

that chick at the cash register was a real anal annie.

2. A 1984 porn flick, starring Nina Hartly

Conclusion:

Nina Hartly is Satan's glazed doughnut.

JC

[Corey]

1. Anal Annie

N. an anal annie is someone who is always in a bad mood, a party pooper, an asshole, a dick. someone who ruins the fun or is just generally a pain in the ass to be around.

that chick at the cash register was a real anal annie.

2. A 1984 porn flick, starring Nina Hartly

Conclusion:

Nina Hartly is Satan's glazed doughnut.

JC

I've never heard of either. I've got some research to do. I hope Walmart still has all that bulk tissue for sale.

[Particle Man]

Too bad George Carlin isn't still around to see this. He'd have a FIELD DAY.