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EpyonXero
12-02-2011, 03:07 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8930070/Worlds-biggest-insect-is-so-huge-it-eats-carrots.html

World's biggest insect is so huge it eats carrots
Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world's biggest insect - which is so huge it can eat carrots.


Former park ranger Mark, 53, discovered the giant weta up a tree and his real life Bug's Bunny has now been declared the largest ever found.

He came across the cricket-like creature, which has a wing span of seven inches, after two days of searching on a tiny island.

The creepy crawly is only found on Little Barrier Island, in New Zealand.

The species were wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans.

After Mark found the female weta he fed it the carrot before putting it back where he found her.

Mark, 53, said: "Three of us walked the trails of this small island for two nights scanning the vegetation for a giant weta.

"We spent many hours with no luck finding any at all, before we saw her up in a tree.

"The giant weta is the largest insect in the world, and this is the biggest one ever found, she weighs the equivalent to three mice.

"She enjoyed the carrot so much she seemed to ignore the fact she was resting on our hands and carried on munching away.

"She would have finished the carrot very quickly, but this is an extremely endangered species and we didn't want to risk indigestion.

"After she had chewed a little I took this picture and we put her right back where we found her."

Mark, from Colorado, America, added: "We bug lovers hear a lot of people who think insects are inferior in some way because of their size, so it was great to see such a big insect.

"This became all the more amazing when we realized that this was the largest insect recorded."


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02072/carrots_2072993b.jpg

OneSickPsycho
12-02-2011, 03:20 PM
Reminds me of those Orkin commercials... I'm here about the couch...

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/04/21/business/21adnews1_span.jpg

http://viad.tv/img/2010/03/Orkin-Hot-Tub1.jpg

Particle Man
12-02-2011, 08:53 PM
Raid. Lots and lots of Raid.

derf
12-02-2011, 10:10 PM
Yeh, FUUUUUCK that

Gas Man
12-03-2011, 08:55 AM
The weight of 3 mice. F THAT

tommymac
12-03-2011, 08:59 AM
Raid. Lots and lots of Raid.

fuck the raid, get the flame thrower.

Particle Man
12-03-2011, 09:44 AM
fuck the raid, get the flame thrower.

You can make a flamethrower with a lighter and a can of Raid :lol:

tommymac
12-03-2011, 10:10 AM
You can make a flamethrower with a lighter and a can of Raid :lol:

thats fine and dandy for ants and wasps, but we need military grade shit for this. I am thinking a small scale nuclear strike would be adequate.

Particle Man
12-03-2011, 10:14 AM
thats fine and dandy for ants and wasps, but we need military grade shit for this. I am thinking a small scale nuclear strike would be adequate.
:lol: so snakes ok bugs not. Got it. :lol:

tommymac
12-03-2011, 10:16 AM
:lol: so snakes ok bugs not. Got it. :lol:

Exactly, I will free hand a cobra, hell even a mamba before I even enter the same zipcode as one of those monstrosities. :lol:

Adeptus_Minor
12-03-2011, 09:10 PM
Meh, it's a big bug.
Can't say I'd be holding it like the dude in the picture, but as long as it isn't a flying, stinging insect, I'm not bothered by it.

pauldun170
12-03-2011, 09:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg9qVkQgHrE

Porkchop
12-03-2011, 10:41 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_g7IQUpT7Nr8/TPEeM4cvQ4I/AAAAAAAACME/zWgY4HQVZlE/s1600/fuck_that_shit.jpg

Archren
12-04-2011, 07:31 AM
thats fine and dandy for ants and wasps, but we need military grade shit for this. I am thinking a small scale nuclear strike would be adequate.

Nuke it from orbit? :lol:

Homeslice
12-04-2011, 08:56 AM
Looks like it's about to take a dump on his hand

Homeslice
12-04-2011, 08:58 AM
The creepy crawly is only found on Little Barrier Island, in New Zealand.
Journalism FAIL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg9qVkQgHrE

Particle Man
12-04-2011, 09:19 AM
Nuke it from orbit? :lol:

Works for me!

tommymac
12-04-2011, 05:28 PM
Works for me!

same here