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Shift
07-31-2008, 10:36 AM
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=193285

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Katherine
07-31-2008, 10:39 AM
Come on. Those guys were ruthless. The guy seriously didn't know and posed a legitimate question to more experienced and knowledgable riders. They should've answered his question instead of teasing him for not knowing. At least he asked. Now I doubt he will again. I sure as hell would keep my mouth closed after that.

neebelung
07-31-2008, 10:40 AM
:dvrofl: Oh holy crap..... good stuff!!

Come on. Those guys were ruthless. The guy seriously didn't know and posed a legitimate question to more experienced and knowledgable riders. They should've answered his question instead of teasing him for not knowing. At least he asked. Now I doubt he will again. I sure as hell would keep my mouth closed after that.

All true.... (but you have to admit it was funny... :lol: )

Dave
07-31-2008, 10:41 AM
buahahahahahahahahahaha i loove people with zero mechanical understanding

Shift
07-31-2008, 10:42 AM
Come on. Those guys were ruthless. The guy seriously didn't know and posed a legitimate question to more experienced and knowledgable riders. They should've answered his question instead of teasing him for not knowing. At least he asked. Now I doubt he will again. I sure as hell would keep my mouth closed after that.

:lol: yeah I know but come on, this is as good as the "HELP my bike shuts off when I kick it into first gear" threads. :rofl:

Katherine
07-31-2008, 10:44 AM
:lol: yeah I know but come on, this is as good as the "HELP my bike shuts off when I kick it into first gear" threads. :rofl:


It took me forever to figure that out. :idk:

neebelung
07-31-2008, 10:46 AM
It took me forever to figure that out. :idk:

But you're a hot chick, so no one's going to hold that against you.

OneSickPsycho
07-31-2008, 10:59 AM
:lol:

Rider
07-31-2008, 11:04 AM
What the fuck was it? I cant see the pic.

ybslow
07-31-2008, 11:25 AM
I have to agree with Kathrine, We should have answered the question then teased the person... that would have been fair


What the fuck was it? I cant see the pic.

6doublefive321
07-31-2008, 01:49 PM
What the fuck was it? I cant see the pic.

Me too. What was it?

t-homo
07-31-2008, 03:13 PM
lolz.

dReWpY
07-31-2008, 03:44 PM
it was the self destruct button on the bottom of all gsxrs

Rider
07-31-2008, 04:03 PM
it was the self destruct button on the bottom of all gsxrs

LOL good one.... My gixxer eats RC51's for breakfast lunch and dinner as proven again on a lunch ride today.

6doublefive321
07-31-2008, 04:10 PM
Goddammit! What was it? I'm blind on this stupid work computer.

ybslow
07-31-2008, 04:35 PM
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb29/RIFLEx1/photo-1.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb29/RIFLEx1/photo1-1.jpg
Here is the pic, for those of you who can't view it!

Mr Lefty
07-31-2008, 04:37 PM
I bet he can't see that either... :lol: photobucket is blocked alot

Dave
07-31-2008, 04:49 PM
kickstand safety switch :P

Smittie61984
07-31-2008, 09:47 PM
Hell. I didn't have a clue what it was. Not sure if my F3 came with that specific button thingy though it kills it's self in first with the kickstand down. And hell I've practically rebuilt my bike. Even taken the carbs off with all that stupid ass tubing.

I think it was a good question. But I"m guessing on "Gixxer".com the only legit questions are "Hollister or Abercrombie shorts", Old Navy or Walmart flops, stand up wheelie or sit down wheelie, will this shirt that says "The man (arrow up) the Legend (Arrow down) get me laid while riding???

Honestly the GSXR750 (Or DRZ400) will probably be my next bike (A couple years from now) and I do like a lot of Suzukis bikes (Love the SVs and V-stroms) but damn do they draw in the squids.

DLIT
07-31-2008, 10:12 PM
They gave him a custom user title of "Has less mechanical understanding than wet paper". Hahahahahaha. What is that thing anyway?

Dave
07-31-2008, 11:08 PM
[QUOTE=Smittie61984;59730]Hell. I didn't have a clue what it was. Not sure if my F3 came with that specific button thingy though it kills it's self in first with the kickstand down. And hell I've practically rebuilt my bike. Even taken the carbs off with all that stupid ass tubing.

I think it was a good question. But I"m guessing on "Gixxer".com the only legit questions are "Hollister or Abercrombie shorts", Old Navy or Walmart flops, stand up wheelie or sit down wheelie, will this shirt that says "The man (arrow up) the Legend (Arrow down) get me laid while riding???

Honestly the GSXR750 (Or DRZ400) will probably be my next bike (A couple years from now) and I do like a lot of Suzukis bikes (Love the SVs and V-stroms) but damn do they draw in the squids.[/QUOTE

heres a quick test for you: start bike, pull clutch, leave kickstand down, kick into first. bike shut off? you got one. didnt? you dont.

dlit i already said it

Mr Lefty
07-31-2008, 11:19 PM
:lol:

Sixxxxer
08-01-2008, 08:53 AM
You mean your not suppossed to Ride with your Kickstand Down????


WELL BLOW ME DOWN.

azoomm
08-01-2008, 09:29 AM
Nice rusty chain :panic:

6doublefive321
08-01-2008, 09:31 AM
kickstand safety switch :P

Thank you.

WildKat
08-01-2008, 07:11 PM
Quite possibly the best reply in the whole thread...

Are you kidding?

STEP AWAY FROM THE MOTORCYCLE ...run an ad and sell it before you get hurt

:lol: :lol:

Smittie61984
08-01-2008, 07:29 PM
heres a quick test for you: start bike, pull clutch, leave kickstand down, kick into first. bike shut off? you got one. didnt? you dont.

dlit i already said it

I know I have a gear and kickstand down kill switch. I just didn't notice any button. Which I don't have a button similar to the one pictured which I checked. I'm guessing it's internal with Honda.

So if I went and got myself a GSXR750 (Or Gixxer if you prefer) which would be a likely next bike for me. I'd see that button and probably wonder the same thing. Now I would have probably figured it out on my own but hell the guy asked a legit question and all they had to do was answer it.

However I'm guessing that it's probably's the OPs first bike which is just a great beginner bike.

Which that pic gives me an idea that involves Gorrila Glue and a Bike Night then me yelling "Gixxers suck come and get me"

Dave
08-01-2008, 07:57 PM
I know I have a gear and kickstand down kill switch. I just didn't notice any button. Which I don't have a button similar to the one pictured which I checked. I'm guessing it's internal with Honda.

So if I went and got myself a GSXR750 (Or Gixxer if you prefer) which would be a likely next bike for me. I'd see that button and probably wonder the same thing. Now I would have probably figured it out on my own but hell the guy asked a legit question and all they had to do was answer it.

However I'm guessing that it's probably's the OPs first bike which is just a great beginner bike.

Which that pic gives me an idea that involves Gorrila Glue and a Bike Night then me yelling "Gixxers suck come and get me"

yeaaah i didnt completely read what you posted till later and at that point i didnt care to change it. your idea sounds good, just get a lil peice of metal milled thats big enough to stick under the lip on the switch and glue away!

Amber Lamps
08-01-2008, 09:53 PM
I was laughing my ASS off!!! I once had a guy with a CBR btw,call me to come pick up his bike with my truck cause it wouldn't start. So I get there and he had bumped his engine switch!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I almost fucking starting crying I was laughing so hard!

Smittie61984
08-03-2008, 06:30 PM
I was laughing my ASS off!!! I once had a guy with a CBR btw,call me to come pick up his bike with my truck cause it wouldn't start. So I get there and he had bumped his engine switch!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I almost fucking starting crying I was laughing so hard!

I always use my key to kill my bike and have bumped my switch on accident before.

One time I did it at a party on my old Yamaha SecaII. I turned the bike on and it wouldn't start. Kickstand was up and all. I started pushing it down a hill to bump start it and let go in first and it'd just turn. I pushed it for about 5minutes and realized I used my switch to kill the bike.

Another time I bumped it in the mountains. Which at that point my R/R was going bad and I thought it finally crapped out. I finally saw my problem.

And hell I use to go up to friends on their bikes and hit their kill button while riding. That was always funny.

dReWpY
08-11-2008, 01:47 AM
LOL good one.... My gixxer eats RC51's for breakfast lunch and dinner as proven again on a lunch ride today.

its taking all i have to bite tongue..

dReWpY
08-11-2008, 01:49 AM
pig is not a straight line bike, and after that its all about the rider

rideblue450
08-11-2008, 08:57 AM
:?::deadhorse::db::usuck::gtfo::bw::falco1::as::as ::badpost::welcome2::owned::catout::ic::killself:: pg::jimmy::bonk::nothing:You mean your not suppossed to Ride with your Kickstand Down????


WELL BLOW ME DOWN.

6doublefive321
08-11-2008, 10:44 AM
pig is not a straight line bike, and after that its all about the rider

I'll take the pig's oink over the gixxer's squeal any day.

azoomm
08-11-2008, 04:17 PM
I was laughing my ASS off!!! I once had a guy with a CBR btw,call me to come pick up his bike with my truck cause it wouldn't start. So I get there and he had bumped his engine switch!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I almost fucking starting crying I was laughing so hard!

OK, I have one for you.

Ad on craigslist for a recent GSXR600 race prepped bike. full glass, hole cut in the front and rear for lights. Chick had bought it from a racer and her boyfriend *helped* her with it for her first bike. By race prepped - I mean full suspension upgrades front and rear, exhaust, goodies galore.

Selling it for $800 because the motor is bogged down, won't run. Took it to a mechanic and he couldn't fix it.

My friend called and ran over to buy it. Figured the exhaust was worth more than the price asked. Was tieing down the bike in the back of the truck when she walked out and was SHOCKED that he found neutral. He just tied down and left.

Problem with the motor? GP Shift - she was rolling around in 6th. :whistle:

Rider
08-12-2008, 08:38 AM
its taking all i have to bite tongue..

I ride with an RC51 often... I know what they are capable of.

Smittie61984
08-12-2008, 08:11 PM
Wacking the throttle on a 750 is pretty cool. Wacking the throttle on a RC51 makes me horny.

Amber Lamps
08-12-2008, 08:23 PM
HATERS!!!

Dnyce
08-12-2008, 11:15 PM
OK, I have one for you.

Ad on craigslist for a recent GSXR600 race prepped bike. full glass, hole cut in the front and rear for lights. Chick had bought it from a racer and her boyfriend *helped* her with it for her first bike. By race prepped - I mean full suspension upgrades front and rear, exhaust, goodies galore.

Selling it for $800 because the motor is bogged down, won't run. Took it to a mechanic and he couldn't fix it.

My friend called and ran over to buy it. Figured the exhaust was worth more than the price asked. Was tieing down the bike in the back of the truck when she walked out and was SHOCKED that he found neutral. He just tied down and left.

Problem with the motor? GP Shift - she was rolling around in 6th. :whistle:

no fuckin way! mech didnt know either? wow, 3 idiots, and one lucky mofo(your friend) what hapnd with it? sold it, raced it?

NONE_too_SOFT
08-12-2008, 11:24 PM
OK, I have one for you.

Ad on craigslist for a recent GSXR600 race prepped bike. full glass, hole cut in the front and rear for lights. Chick had bought it from a racer and her boyfriend *helped* her with it for her first bike. By race prepped - I mean full suspension upgrades front and rear, exhaust, goodies galore.

Selling it for $800 because the motor is bogged down, won't run. Took it to a mechanic and he couldn't fix it.

My friend called and ran over to buy it. Figured the exhaust was worth more than the price asked. Was tieing down the bike in the back of the truck when she walked out and was SHOCKED that he found neutral. He just tied down and left.

Problem with the motor? GP Shift - she was rolling around in 6th. :whistle:

deal of the century.

azoomm
08-12-2008, 11:32 PM
no fuckin way! mech didnt know either? wow, 3 idiots, and one lucky mofo(your friend) what hapnd with it? sold it, raced it?

They suspected that the mechanic knew and just wanted to take it off her hands ;) It's being raced right now.

Either way, it's in better hands than it was.

Sixxxxer
08-13-2008, 11:23 AM
Smart Mechanic.

t-homo
08-16-2008, 12:28 PM
That is fuckin hilarious.