I oopsied

[pauldun170]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57361085/report-captain-claims-he-tripped-into-lifeboat/

The cruise ship captain under fire for abandoning his vessel while thousands of passengers scrambled for rescue has reportedly come up with an explanation for his flight - he accidentally tripped and fell into a lifeboat.

[RACER X]

heard lady on news talking how adults were pushing kids back while they got onto the life boats.........

[derf]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57361085/report-captain-claims-he-tripped-into-lifeboat/

I'm sorry, but I dont see whats wrong with his very understandable explanation? I use it all the time " oops, I tripped and fell with my dick in your hoo hoo"

[Papa_Complex]

The captain, who was responsible for the lives of everyone onboard:

1) directed the ship off course, into rocky waters

2) claimed that the rocks were not on his charts (they were)

3) left the ship, leaving hundreds of people who were his responsibility behind

4) refused to return to the ship, when commanded to by Coast Guard officials

5) whined like a little girl that it was 'dark' and that the ship had 'sunk completely'

a) Pull on your big boy pants and do your job

b) It hadn't sunk (obviously)

c) Someone who is afraid of the dark has no business running a cruise ship

[pauldun170]

http://gizmodo.com/5877137/the-italian-sunken-ship-from-space-looks-surreally-peaceful

[Trip]

I planned on pushing old people out of the way when i went on a cruise if it went down. They had there turn to live and are a drain on society, i am still young and can contribute.

[Particle Man]

:lol:

Fell into a lifeboat, huh?

[Cutty72]

I planned on pushing old people out of the way when i went on a cruise if it went down. They had there turn to live and are a drain on society, i am still young and can contribute.

But what about kids?

[Trip]

But what about kids?

I would probably grab and few and save em too. They deserve to be first off with me. I was on Holland America last time though. It was a retirement home, there was only a few kids. I would of been kicking canes and pushing walkers out of the way.

[Papa_Complex]

:lol:

Fell into a lifeboat, huh?

Now he just needs to explain why he was around the lifeboats and not on the bridge. Fell out the window when it listed?

[askmrjesus]

The captain, who was responsible for the lives of everyone onboard:

1) directed the ship off course, into rocky waters

2) claimed that the rocks were not on his charts (they were)

3) left the ship, leaving hundreds of people who were his responsibility behind

4) refused to return to the ship, when commanded to by Coast Guard officials

5) whined like a little girl that it was 'dark' and that the ship had 'sunk completely'

a) Pull on your big boy pants and do your job

b) It hadn't sunk (obviously)

c) Someone who is afraid of the dark has no business running a cruise ship

I smell an insurance job. This boat has been up and down that coast more times than Newt Gingrich has to pee at night.

Captains of ships this size just don't go around saying, "Hey, lets go this way for a change!" You have GPS, chart plotting software, Radar, Sonar, and a pair of eyes, and you crashed this bitch on the milk run? In calm seas? Bullshit. There has to be more to this story.

Captains don't generally even get involved in daily operations. They're more administrators than anything else.

Then again...

Maybe he just fucking lost it. I can see that. He's walking down the deck one day, past the rock climbing wall, and he looks up sees a fat Lithuanian tourist's balls, hanging out of a leopard print thong. Fuck this, I'm killing EVERYBODY.

That makes sense.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

I smell an insurance job. This boat has been up and down that coast more times than Newt Gingrich has to pee at night.

Captains of ships this size just don't go around saying, "Hey, lets go this way for a change!" You have GPS, chart plotting software, Radar, Sonar, and a pair of eyes, and you crashed this bitch on the milk run? In calm seas? Bullshit. There has to be more to this story.

Captains don't generally even get involved in daily operations. They're more administrators than anything else.

Then again...

Maybe he just fucking lost it. I can see that. He's walking down the deck one day, past the rock climbing wall, and he looks up sees a fat Lithuanian tourist's balls, hanging out of a leopard print thong. Fuck this, I'm killing EVERYBODY.

That makes sense.

JC

Latest reports say that the captain brought a 25 year old female "guest" on board, at their last port of call. Sounds like he was showing off for his chick.

Then again, back when I used to work at the Toronto airport, a tow truck driver ran into a concrete barrier while his girlfriend was performing an act, while the vehicle was in motion....... "Clear the bridge! I'm taking the wheel."

[Turbo Ghost]

i am still young and can contribute.

So......when ya planning on starting? :rofl:

[Trip]

So......when ya planning on starting? :rofl:

I don't plan, but I can if I want.

[Porkchop]

Yea, all week while I was at sea on a Carnival liner, I got to see nothing but that on the news from the Miami feeds. Like, oh..... awesome.... :lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

I hope this fucker never sees the light of day again... solitary for life.

[Trip]

Yea, all week while I was at sea on a Carnival liner, I got to see nothing but that on the news from the Miami feeds. Like, oh..... awesome.... :lol:

I would of been nervous as hell on a Carnival boat....

[defector]

I would of been nervous as hell on a Carnival boat....

Probably the best time to take a Carnival cruise is after that happened.

[Trip]

Probably the best time to take a Carnival cruise is after that happened.

Best time to take a carnival cruise is never.

[defector]

Best time to take a carnival cruise is never.

Never been, so I wouldn't know. But I do believe that after shit like this happens (and plane crashes) people get real serious about the maintenance/safety shit they should've already been doing.

[Particle Man]

Best time to take a carnival cruise is never.

Totally this. I love water. I love boats. I detest crowds and malls. Being confined on one big mall with a fuckload of people and who knows what maniac driving it? No thanks.