40 Days and 40 nights is not easy.

[Captain Morgan]

For some reason, I decided to test out the premise of the movie 40 Days and 40 Nights. I'm only one week into this "project" and I'm already having difficulty concentrating. My eyes are about to bug out of my head. I'm going to try my damndest to make it all the way through, but it sure as hell isn't easy.

[Trip]

Yeah, not doing this, this is not a good idea. LOL

[shmike]

What's the premise?

[OneSickPsycho]

No whackin' it either?

Damn...


I've heard that your testosterone levels will increase pretty substantially around this time (1 week in) and you'll start to see some emotional impacts as a result (become more aggressive, take more risks, etc)...

[Captain Morgan]

What's the premise?

No sex, no jerkin the gherkin during lent.

No whackin' it either?

Damn...


I've heard that your testosterone levels will increase pretty substantially around this time (1 week in) and you'll start to see some emotional impacts as a result (become more aggressive, take more risks, etc)...

Yep, no whackin' it either. What you've heard sure seems to be true right now.

[marko138]

WTF are you telling us about this? Have some fucking couth.

[pauldun170]

WTF are you telling us about this? Have some fucking couth.

Its spelled "cooch"

Captain Morgan,
Stop this madness and get some cooch.

[tommymac]

You saving it all up for that waitress at the lodge, from the rally :lol:

[CasterTroy]

Prediction: 40 days from now: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157562016168222.gif

[TYEster]

I've heard that your testosterone levels will increase pretty substantially around this time (1 week in) and you'll start to see some emotional impacts as a result (become more aggressive, take more risks, etc)...

True.

Your testosterone levels will peak on or around the 7th day, however will diminish shortly after. There will not be another rise until sexual release or a major emotional event happens causing an internal release of hormones.

[Dave]

I haven't had sex since the Niners beat the Saints, a halftime quickie and I didnt get a chance to pee first so yeah, FUCK YOU :P

[goof2]

Enjoy your wet dream.:lol:

[Gas Man]

This is not going to be a good 40 days.

[askmrjesus]

You're supposed to do shit like this during Baseball season, not Hockey season.

All that talk about pucks...

Anyway, when you hear it, you will shi

fuck. My cat just jumped half-way into a glass of crappy Australian Merlot, and then jumped on me. I now have two cat foot shaped Merlot stains, I have to explain to my wife.

To be fair to the cat, there may have been a smallish bug in that glass.

Right, so, oh yeah, Lent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yddnmINIqjQ&feature=related

JC

[EpyonXero]

I did about a month not too long ago and airports+women in tights=torture.

[Adeptus_Minor]

I haven't had sex since the Niners beat the Saints, a halftime quickie and I didnt get a chance to pee first so yeah, FUCK YOU :P

Bah...
I haven't since the first week of the 2010 season. :nee:

Hell, I ought to lay off self-love for a couple of weeks to see if I can get any crazier.

[Dave]

Bah...
I haven't since the first week of the 2010 season. :nee:

Hell, I ought to lay off self-love for a couple of weeks to see if I can get any crazier.

Stop I'm depressed enough as it is lol

[Papa_Complex]

I wouldn't be able to hold out for 40 seconds, if Emmanuelle Vaugier was involved.

[derf]

CLICK ME NSFW (http://www.youjizz.com/videos/aiden-and-natalie---facial-and-creampies-with-huge-jizz-shot-118325.html)

Good luck

[EpyonXero]

CLICK ME NSFW (http://www.youjizz.com/videos/aiden-and-natalie---facial-and-creampies-with-huge-jizz-shot-118325.html)

Good luck

lol

[Captain Morgan]

CLICK ME NSFW (http://www.youjizz.com/videos/aiden-and-natalie---facial-and-creampies-with-huge-jizz-shot-118325.html)

Good luck

How stupid do you think I am? :lol:

[Trip]

I came really close to posting the biggest image of tits I could find. I even thought about breaking my rule of no porn images. :lol:

[derf]

How stupid do you think I am? :lol:

Stupid enought that I am declaring every link in this thread from this point on to be considered NSFW

Link to pictures of he flying nun (http://www.youjizz.com/videos/blow-your-load-all-overr-this-amateur-brunette-teen-2361134.html)

[derf]

and in other news, this is a news story of some that did the same thing last year and got away with it

http://www.cnn.com/2011/03/01/opinion/lent-sex-40days/index.html?hpt=hp_bn9 (http://www.youjizz.com/videos/angelika-wilds-interesting-friends-205554.html)

[Dave]

http://babes69.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Denise-Milani-003.jpg

[derf]

wow, that picture is not flattering at all being as huge as it is. Especially the part where her titty gets pancaked flat at the bottom of her right bikini triangle. It just didnt look normal

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/8840/underboob.jpg



This is attractive underboob

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/underboob-gallery-26.jpg?w=500&h=400

[Dave]

thats cause they're enormous. Liz's used to do the same thing cause noone makes a bra that fits her. Could look like she popped a flat if she wasnt careful.

[Kaneman]

Take advantage of the extra test and throw some weights around!

[derf]

on a side note, what kind of bike is this, I can't seem to figure it out

http://i.imgur.com/1lB5P.jpg

[Porkchop]

Dear lord.........

[Gas Man]

Have you guys noticed that Capt hasn't been on the interpornweb much lately? I wonder why... :lol:

[askmrjesus]

Dear lord.........

You're welcome.

JC

[Captain Morgan]

Have you guys noticed that Capt hasn't been on the interpornweb much lately? I wonder why... :lol:

:lol: I've just been busy. I'm surprised you guys aren't taking bets on how long I'll make it.

[derf]

:lol: I've just been busy. I'm surprised you guys aren't taking bets on how long I'll make it.

being done through PM so as not to influence your actions.

[Captain Morgan]

being done through PM so as not to influence your actions.

smart. I'll post up if I fail

[derf]

smart. I'll post up if I fail

Good (achemm march 12)

[Amorok]

Cptain, if you really want this to work just get married again. You can give it up for lent, and just plain summer!

[azoomm]

Cptain, if you really want this to work just get married again. You can give it up for lent, and just plain summer!

It's not the marriage, it's the wedding cake. :wink:

[Dave]

It's not the marriage, it's the wedding cake. :wink:

I found the pill had a similar effect

[derf]

I found the pill had a similar effect

I found the pill had the opposite effect

Oh wait, you are not talking about rufees? then i don't know

[Dave]

I found the pill had the opposite effect

Oh wait, you are not talking about rufees? then i don't know

Lmao. the shitty thing is it came up in convo when v finally came to pick up her shit and she admits it completely erased her drive and shes on something different now that doesnt :bash: not that it would have changed anything but I would have been much happier in the last few years.

If I manage to get L back im gonna try and get her off of the shit. I know it was giving her headaches

[Papa_Complex]

It's not the marriage, it's the wedding cake. :wink:

Hmmmm..... Co-incidentally, that also explains why so many women start to widen at the butt, the moment they get married. That particular sexual suppressant also comes with a lot of calories.

[Adeptus_Minor]

It's not the marriage, it's the wedding cake. :wink:

Idea for profit: Testosterone-fortified wedding cakes. The honeymoon sex will be awesome, assuming the preview of what her facial hair is going to look like in 20-30 years doesn't kill the mood.

[derf]

Lmao. the shitty thing is it came up in convo when v finally came to pick up her shit and she admits it completely erased her drive and shes on something different now that doesnt :bash: not that it would have changed anything but I would have been much happier in the last few years.

If I manage to get L back im gonna try and get her off of the shit. I know it was giving her headaches

Get her off the rufees? You know that if she doesnt want to take it in pill form, you can crush it up and sprinkle it in a drink. It looses some potency, gives you less time, but still has the same effect.

A double or triple dose of ambien does the same thing too

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ix=seb&ie=UTF-8&ion=1#hl=en&safe=off&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=ambien%20sex&pbx=1&oq=&aq=&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&gs_l=&fp=2662c7bf2252b838&ix=seb&ion=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1440&bih=775

[Cutty72]

I found the pill had a similar effect

The old pill the wife was on did, rarely in the mood.
She switched to something new since the old one was giving her headaches, now she's on par with me.

[Tsunami]

The old pill the wife was on did, rarely in the mood.
She switched to something new since the old one was giving her headaches, now she's on par with me.

Do tell what the new pill is called

[Dave]

Do tell what the new pill is called

Hi.
























J/k lol

[Kaneman]

This is why you always marry Mexican. No pill could ever suppress a Mexican woman's sex drive, unless it also causes death.

[Dave]

This is why you always marry Mexican. No pill could ever suppress a Mexican woman's sex drive, unless it also causes death.

thats how you get stab wounds

[Trip]

smart. I'll post up if I fail

Captain, if you arent already, you can just use m.twowheelfix.com and then you won't see any images. LOL

[Captain Morgan]

Captain, if you arent already, you can just use m.twowheelfix.com and then you won't see any images. LOL

:lol: I'll certainly keep that in mind. Still surviving so far.

[Tsunami]

how many more days? you can always take some birth control pills to curb your sex drive.

[Rangerscott]

I was out before this thread was even started.

[Captain Morgan]

how many more days? you can always take some birth control pills to curb your sex drive.

:lol: As of today, 19 days down, 21 to go. I think I'll pass on on the BCP, but thanks for the tip. Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to give you the tip. Just for a minute, just to see how it feels. :D

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyL6wPt-2TM

[tallywacker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyL6wPt-2TM

http://ot-upload.com/i/1330979581868.gif
..

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDTzz4iN-1Q

[Dave]

If you don't masturbate ill post an HD picture of my deflated scrotum :p

[Rangerscott]

If you don't masturbate ill post an HD picture of my deflated scrotum :p

Ill post a pic of my small deflated scrotum.

[derf]

Anyone want to put in and send a hooker to captains house?

[Dave]

Trip post his registration email and we can post him in his local Craigslist m4w nsa board

[Captain Morgan]

Sorry, Derf. If you truly had the 12th selected, you lost. I'm still surviving. It's actually gotten easier as time has passed, although some days are more difficult than others.

[Rangerscott]

This really isn't hard to do. Not sure why people make it out as mission impossible.

[Adeptus_Minor]

This really isn't hard to do. Not sure why people make it out as mission impossible.

Because some of us are really big on doing regular maintenance. redflip

[Captain Morgan]

This really isn't hard to do. Not sure why people make it out as mission impossible.

I think making it past the first couple weeks was always the problem. I've tried this before and failed each time. One of the big keys is to simply avoid porn. :lol: Also, working 2 jobs and going to school makes it a little easier to get past any desires because I'm just so damn tired at the end of the day.

[Dave]

Because some of us are really big on doing regular maintenance. redflip

Now that I'm free of the hydrocele I've no interest in developing a spermatocele. Or prostate cancer.

[derf]

Sorry, Derf. If you truly had the 12th selected, you lost. I'm still surviving. It's actually gotten easier as time has passed, although some days are more difficult than others.

I'm doubling down on the 18th

[Rangerscott]

I think making it past the first couple weeks was always the problem. I've tried this before and failed each time. One of the big keys is to simply avoid porn. :lol: Also, working 2 jobs and going to school makes it a little easier to get past any desires because I'm just so damn tired at the end of the day.


Youre gonna wake up one morning and your hand is gonna be covered in goo. LOL

[LeeNetworX]

Youre gonna wake up one morning and your hand is gonna be covered in goo. LOL

There once was a man from Peru
He fell asleep while in his canoe
While dreaming of Venus
And holding his penis
He woke with a hand full of goo

[Trip]

Captain, you know you want to look at boobies. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boobies.

[Captain Morgan]

Captain, you know you want to look at boobies. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boobies.

A friend of mine just got new ones right when I started this. I've seen them since they've healed and they are spectacular. However, I have not touched them and have stayed on course. Seeing boobies will not cause me to fail.

[tommymac]

A friend of mine just got new ones right when I started this. I've seen them since they've healed and they are spectacular. However, I have not touched them and have stayed on course. Seeing boobies will not cause me to fail.

touching said bewbies will most certainly lead to failure

[Trip]

A friend of mine just got new ones right when I started this. I've seen them since they've healed and they are spectacular. However, I have not touched them and have stayed on course. Seeing boobies will not cause me to fail.

Think about groping and fondling them. Motorboating the hell out of them. Getting slapped upside the head with them. BEWBIES!

[Rangerscott]

http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=us&client=ms-android-verizon&tab=wi&q=motorboat&sa=N&biw=320&bih=488#i=5

[Captain Morgan]

http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=us&client=ms-android-verizon&tab=wi&q=motorboat&sa=N&biw=320&bih=488#i=5

:x:

[Papa_Complex]

That's what happens when you Google fail, on an Android phone, while looking for "motorboat" pictures with which to torture someone.

[Rangerscott]

A friend of mine just got new ones right when I started this. I've seen them since they've healed and they are spectacular. However, I have not touched them and have stayed on course. Seeing boobies will not cause me to fail.

Pics please.

[Captain Morgan]

Pics please.

Sorry. She asked me not to send them to anyone else.

[Rangerscott]

Lame

[Dave]

You clearly need a membership to the Laura maggi fan club

http://www.facebook.com/groups/179447381729/

Laura is a charming girl who one day discovered she could get more people in her coffee shop if she wore less clothes. Italian Facebook is a bit less...sfw than ours. Ciao

[Tsunami]

Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to give you the tip. Just for a minute, just to see how it feels. :D

Am I delirious from exhaustion or does that sound really naughty? I'm going to wake up after 12 hours and reread that.

[Papa_Complex]

Am I delirious from exhaustion or does that sound really naughty? I'm going to wake up after 12 hours and reread that.

Keep your door locked until you do.

[Trip]

Play a little game, just the tip. Got to love that part of Wedding Crashers.

[Rangerscott]

You clearly need a membership to the Laura maggi fan club

http://www.facebook.com/groups/179447381729/

Laura is a charming girl who one day discovered she could get more people in her coffee shop if she wore less clothes. Italian Facebook is a bit less...sfw than ours. Ciao


Slutty sells.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105339/Laura-Maggi-Le-Cafe-Busty-barmaid-serves-drinks-skimpy-outfits.html

[OneSickPsycho]

Her boobs are terrible.

[Dave]

Her boobs arstie terrible.

Agreement. Still dig her tho

[Captain Morgan]

Am I delirious from exhaustion or does that sound really naughty? I'm going to wake up after 12 hours and reread that.

Yep, just a bit naughty. :D

[Trip]

bewbies, bewbies, bewbies

[Dave]

you know what will help you not masturbate? extremely bad cheesy porn.

NSFW
http://planetsuzy.org/t444498-aliens-amp-monsters-superheroines-parodies-strange-amp-bizarre.html

[Trip]

If we lived near him, things would get ugly. I already half debated sending a stripper to his house.

[Tsunami]

Her boobs are terrible.

Whats wrong with her boobs? She's hot!

[Dave]

Whats wrong with her boobs? She's hot!

She went a little big on the implants for what her skin can support. Too tight

[Papa_Complex]

She went a little big on the implants for what her skin can support. Too tight

Don't worry, that will change when she hits granny age.

[Captain Morgan]

If we lived near him, things would get ugly. I already half debated sending a stripper to his house.

Which is precisely why I posted it here rather than telling a bunch of people that live close to me. As stated before, I've attempted this previously but always failed anywhere from 1 to 3 weeks into it. Posting it up here gives me some level of accountability without the headache of a bunch of people near me trying to make me fail. ;) I fully expected you guys to post up pics of women and make comments in an attempt to make me fail, but I know there isn't much else you can do. Sending a stripper to my house wouldn't work because I either have my daughter with me or I'm gone at work for the second job.

[defector]

This entire thread would be bookended perfectly by some music by The Lonely Island:
Start with "Jizz in my pants", and end with "I just had sex".

[Dave]

Don't worry, that will change when she hits granny age.

:boobs:

[OneSickPsycho]

Whats wrong with her boobs? She's hot!

She went a little big on the implants for what her skin can support. Too tight

Yep... The look uneven, unnatural, and like they were put in by a drunk 12 year old who was too busy jerking off with the implant to focus on any sort of symmetry. Honestly, one of the worst boob jobs I've ever seen.

[Rangerscott]

Id still sqweeze them from behind.

[Dave]

Id still sqweeze them from behind.

naturally

[Gas Man]

Slutty sells.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105339/Laura-Maggi-Le-Cafe-Busty-barmaid-serves-drinks-skimpy-outfits.html
That's not that bad. I have that at like 3 bars... and another one is all lingerie and one more that is all bikinis.

[Tsunami]

Why are you doing this again? Not spanking the monkey?

[Captain Morgan]

Why are you doing this again? Not spanking the monkey?

Do you guys REALLY want all this info? If so, read on. If not, just accept that this is a decision I've made for myself and skip past this post. :lol:

I have a LONG history of dating the wrong women. As I've looked back, I've realized that every one of them has been the same "type," despite a wide range of physical appearances. I'm trying my damndest to figure out why. I'm trying to concentrate on what it is about me that has caused me to always select the same type of woman.

I'm also trying to avoid just hooking up, which has pretty much been standard in my life. I have more one night stands on my list than I have actual relationships. It's VERY much out of proportion. I don't know if it's because I watch porn and spank the monkey on such a regular basis or if there's something wrong in my brain. All I know is that what I've been doing hasn't worked so I'm trying something completely different.

I don't intend to pull up a porn site and jerk it right after the 40 days is over. I actually plan to continue this as long as possible while I look into "me" in an attempt to figure out why I've always ended up with the same type of woman. The 40 days was just a first-step goal. I believe if I can last that long, I should be able to continue farther until I've discovered enough about myself to start making better decisions with women.

[Dave]

Do you guys REALLY want all this info? If so, read on. If not, just accept that this is a decision I've made for myself and skip past this post. :lol:

I have a LONG history of dating the wrong women. As I've looked back, I've realized that every one of them has been the same "type," despite a wide range of physical appearances. I'm trying my damndest to figure out why. I'm trying to concentrate on what it is about me that has caused me to always select the same type of woman.

I'm also trying to avoid just hooking up, which has pretty much been standard in my life. I have more one night stands on my list than I have actual relationships. It's VERY much out of proportion. I don't know if it's because I watch porn and spank the monkey on such a regular basis or if there's something wrong in my brain. All I know is that what I've been doing hasn't worked so I'm trying something completely different.

I don't intend to pull up a porn site and jerk it right after the 40 days is over. I actually plan to continue this as long as possible while I look into "me" in an attempt to figure out why I've always ended up with the same type of woman. The 40 days was just a first-step goal. I believe if I can last that long, I should be able to continue farther until I've discovered enough about myself to start making better decisions with women.

So whens the operation?

[OneSickPsycho]

Do you guys REALLY want all this info? If so, read on. If not, just accept that this is a decision I've made for myself and skip past this post. :lol:

I have a LONG history of dating the wrong women. As I've looked back, I've realized that every one of them has been the same "type," despite a wide range of physical appearances. I'm trying my damndest to figure out why. I'm trying to concentrate on what it is about me that has caused me to always select the same type of woman.

I'm also trying to avoid just hooking up, which has pretty much been standard in my life. I have more one night stands on my list than I have actual relationships. It's VERY much out of proportion. I don't know if it's because I watch porn and spank the monkey on such a regular basis or if there's something wrong in my brain. All I know is that what I've been doing hasn't worked so I'm trying something completely different.

I don't intend to pull up a porn site and jerk it right after the 40 days is over. I actually plan to continue this as long as possible while I look into "me" in an attempt to figure out why I've always ended up with the same type of woman. The 40 days was just a first-step goal. I believe if I can last that long, I should be able to continue farther until I've discovered enough about myself to start making better decisions with women.

I think you can accomplish your goal without going to this extreme... I lived a similar existence for a long time, but when I moved down here I stopped being a whore, but still whacked it every day (just like I always did when I was slutting it up)...

[Trip]

Where do you currently meet your women, Captain? Maybe a change of venue is needed. Since you are really into being on a motorcycle, have you tried finding a local moto group where you may be able to meet a woman who shares a very big similar interest.

[Rangerscott]

What are you? A fag!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nns0_RR1ct8&list=FLgnOZJZvokbfNZJI-RslYYA&index=3&feature=plpp_video

[defector]

I have a LONG history of dating the wrong women. As I've looked back, I've realized that every one of them has been the same "type," despite a wide range of physical appearances. I'm trying my damndest to figure out why. I'm trying to concentrate on what it is about me that has caused me to always select the same type of woman.

I'm also trying to avoid just hooking up, which has pretty much been standard in my life. I have more one night stands on my list than I have actual relationships. It's VERY much out of proportion. I don't know if it's because I watch porn and spank the monkey on such a regular basis or if there's something wrong in my brain. All I know is that what I've been doing hasn't worked so I'm trying something completely different.

I don't intend to pull up a porn site and jerk it right after the 40 days is over. I actually plan to continue this as long as possible while I look into "me" in an attempt to figure out why I've always ended up with the same type of woman. The 40 days was just a first-step goal. I believe if I can last that long, I should be able to continue farther until I've discovered enough about myself to start making better decisions with women.


Tell me about your mother...

[tommymac]

Where do you currently meet your women, Captain? Maybe a change of venue is needed. Since you are really into being on a motorcycle, have you tried finding a local moto group where you may be able to meet a woman who shares a very big similar interest.

hes holding out for the waitress at big lynn :lol:

[derf]

hes holding out for the waitress at big lynn :lol:

Who isn't

[Rangerscott]

Does she have big tits?

[Tsunami]

Tell me about your mother...


And also about the type of women you keep finding and as mentioned before, where you have been meeting them.

[Captain Morgan]

Where do you currently meet your women, Captain? Maybe a change of venue is needed. Since you are really into being on a motorcycle, have you tried finding a local moto group where you may be able to meet a woman who shares a very big similar interest.

I've met them just about everywhere. From being introduced by friends all the way to meeting at a bar. Bars are obviously the worst and I don't plan to date anyone I meet at a bar again. Right now it doesn't make a ton of difference because I'm too damn busy to date for the next several months, but I'll keep it in mind to check and see if there are any local moto groups, but this town is pretty damn small. Most women that are into motorcycles here seem to want the Harley guy, which I definitely am not. :lol:

[Adeptus_Minor]

While I respect that you're trying to sort things out for yourself, what you're describing is something that isn't going to get sorted out by simply avoiding muchachas malas and not tugging on your tallywacker.
Really, all that's doing is avoiding the effect; it's doing nothing to fix the cause.

[HokieDNA01]

So are all the women you meet willing to sleep with you the first night? Pretty easy give away (assuming they are shit faced). I'm not saying they are holding out till marriage or anything but a little restraint with intentions of seeing you again is a great sign. It also dawned on me with my current relationship...my first instincts with this guy were that I wasn't interested, he wasn't "my" type, and I wasn't head over heels the night....first month we dated. After the second month it dawned on me that he was perfect for me and I wasnt so wrapped up in WANTING him that it was a healthy relationship. It seems to only get better with time instead of all the others that started out at their best the first minute we met and fade from there. But remember, this is girl advice. So it probably doesn't matter ;o)

[Captain Morgan]

While I respect that you're trying to sort things out for yourself, what you're describing is something that isn't going to get sorted out by simply avoiding muchachas malas and not tugging on your tallywacker.
Really, all that's doing is avoiding the effect; it's doing nothing to fix the cause.

I definitely agree with you on the fact that this isn't going to sort out the issue alone. I'm doing other things as well to sort out my issues, this is just one aspect of it. Why do I think this is even an aspect? Because I've come to the conclusion that it's possible that porn has caused me to view women more as simply sex objects. No, I'm not going to go all Rick Santorum and say that porn should be banned. I think adults should be free to choose to live their lives however they want. However, this is a decision I've made for myself. I might later decide that it was an incorrect conclusion and go back to what I was doing, but I won't know if I don't make the change.

So are all the women you meet willing to sleep with you the first night? Pretty easy give away (assuming they are shit faced). I'm not saying they are holding out till marriage or anything but a little restraint with intentions of seeing you again is a great sign. It also dawned on me with my current relationship...my first instincts with this guy were that I wasn't interested, he wasn't "my" type, and I wasn't head over heels the night....first month we dated. After the second month it dawned on me that he was perfect for me and I wasnt so wrapped up in WANTING him that it was a healthy relationship. It seems to only get better with time instead of all the others that started out at their best the first minute we met and fade from there. But remember, this is girl advice. So it probably doesn't matter ;o)

The vast majority of them have been willing to sleep with me the first night. I've had a few relationships that started from one night stands and a few where it took a few dates to get into bed. I've tried dating numerous women that weren't "my type," but deep down, they've all had the same psychological base issues. After much deliberation, I've come to the conclusion that the single common denominator in all of these failed relationships is me. So, I've decided to take a complete break from all of it and work on myself. If I figure out what is wrong with me, I'd be willing to bet I'll find the right woman for me, or maybe even decide there is no right woman for me.

Yeah, this is a lot of personal BS to throw out on the internet to a bunch of people I don't really know all that well, most of whom I've never even met. I never intended for this thread to get this deep, but you guys asked, so I answered. :lol:

BTW, that comedy bit that was posted was pretty damned funny.

[Trip]

You just need to find the one woman who has the issues, you don't mind. We all have issues and things that rub each other the wrong way, you just have to find the ones with the issues you don't mind as much. :lol:

[Cutty72]

blah blah blah I used to like easy women blah blah blah they're all dirty whores blah blah blah booze is the best panty remover blah blah blah just don't do it for me anymore blah blah blah, or maybe even decide there is no right woman for me.

blah blah blah blah personal shit blah blah blah :lol:


So... you're saying you're gay... :lol

[Trip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuG1vyQ1mUQ

[Tsunami]

The vast majority of them have been willing to sleep with me the first night. I've had a few relationships that started from one night stands and a few where it took a few dates to get into bed.

Stop feeling up all these women at the bar the first night and getting them all hot and bothered so they want to jump your bones!

[Adeptus_Minor]

It also dawned on me with my current relationship...my first instincts with this guy were that I wasn't interested, he wasn't "my" type, and I wasn't head over heels the night....first month we dated. After the second month it dawned on me that he was perfect for me and I wasnt so wrapped up in WANTING him that it was a healthy relationship. It seems to only get better with time instead of all the others that started out at their best the first minute we met and fade from there. But remember, this is girl advice. So it probably doesn't matter ;o)

Actually, Kathy, that's the same sort of thing most relationship experts will tell you if you have issues with your 'picker'.
Date people who are less exciting... less intense...initially and you have a better chance of building a healthy relationship.
It's advice I'm trying to follow myself... though, admittedly, I've been practicing passive avoidance more than anything.

[Captain Morgan]

I'm doubling down on the 18th

You lost that one, too. I'm still surviving. The past couple days were a bit difficult since it's been 80* and women have been walking around in their summer clothes, but I survived it.

[Rangerscott]

HULK NEEDS BEWBIES!

http://filmcrithulk.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/425-the-incredible-hulk-033108.jpg

[askmrjesus]

Stop feeling up all these women at the bar the first night and getting them all hot and bothered so they want to jump your bones!

Damn, that works?

JC

[Dave]

Damn, that works?

JC

i know right? ive been doing it wrong all these years

[Papa_Complex]

i know right? ive been doing it wrong all these years

The technique involves copious quantities of alcohol.


.... and occasionally the use of pharmaceuticals.

[Rangerscott]

I thought anal doesn't can't for anything? Morals/sex/cheating. No counter on that hole. :diitb:

[tommymac]

The technique involves copious quantities of alcohol.


.... and occasionally the use of pharmaceuticals.

lil propafol never killed anyone..... oh wait, damn it :lol:

[Dave]

The technique involves copious quantities of alcohol.


.... and occasionally the use of pharmaceuticals.

I prefer girls who want to sleep with me without influence. probably why im alone

[Tsunami]

Damn, that works?

JC

With lots of booze.

How else would a girl at a bar go from a normal conversation to all of a sudden wanting to jump in bed with anyone on the first night unless she was a super whore?

[tommymac]

With lots of booze.

How else would a girl at a bar go from a normal conversation to all of a sudden wanting to jump in bed with anyone on the first night unless she was a super whore?

super whores are people too and def serve a purpose. just dont tell karen I said that :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

I prefer girls who want to sleep with me without influence. probably why im alone

Beer: Turning 4s into 9s, since 9000BC.

[Sixxxxer]

With lots of booze.

How else would a girl at a bar go from a normal conversation to all of a sudden wanting to jump in bed with anyone on the first night unless she was a super whore?

Wait wait wait, Why can't a girl enjoy sex just like a man? Maybe there looking for the same thing the guy is...I never understood why a women is a whore for sleeping with multiple men but a guy is considered a god among men if he bags a bunch of chicks.

Oh and :boobs:

[OneSickPsycho]

Wait wait wait, Why can't a girl enjoy sex just like a man? Maybe there looking for the same thing the guy is...I never understood why a women is a whore for sleeping with multiple men but a guy is considered a god among men if he bags a bunch of chicks.

:

I've said the same thing to get laid before... good luck, man.

[Sixxxxer]

lol...OSP I'm not saying it to get laid. I just NEVER Got it. Double standards in life I chalked it up to.

[Trip]

Because it's a Man's world and we like to go where no one has gone before. So we attempt to make women feel bad about themselves if they try to sleep around so we can hit it first. The only problem is we fuck ourselves over because we do manage to convince some of them that it is bad and they don't put out enough for us all to hit it. LOL

[Papa_Complex]

Wait wait wait, Why can't a girl enjoy sex just like a man? Maybe there looking for the same thing the guy is...I never understood why a women is a whore for sleeping with multiple men but a guy is considered a god among men if he bags a bunch of chicks.

Oh and :boobs:

Simple common sense. A guy can run around and the only thing he's assured of eventually taking home, is a STD. Women get pregnant. Our biology is directly at odds, so why shouldn't our places in culture be?

[Captain Morgan]

Wait wait wait, Why can't a girl enjoy sex just like a man? Maybe there looking for the same thing the guy is...I never understood why a women is a whore for sleeping with multiple men but a guy is considered a god among men if he bags a bunch of chicks.

Oh and :boobs:

Think of it like a lock and a key. A key that can open many locks is awesome and is called the master key. But a lock that can be opened by a bunch of different keys is nothing more than a shitty lock.

[OneSickPsycho]

lol...OSP I'm not saying it to get laid. I just NEVER Got it. Double standards in life I chalked it up to.

That's what I said to get laid too.

[Sixxxxer]

That's what I said to get laid too.

Lol. Well the women next to me already heard all my pickup lines...and she's still here. :lol

[OneSickPsycho]

Lol. Well the women next to me already heard all my pickup lines...and she's still here. :lol

That's what I say when ONSSP is around...

[tommymac]

That's what I said to get laid too.

Not scream and I iwll kill you :lol:

[Dave]

Wait wait wait, Why can't a girl enjoy sex just like a man? Maybe there looking for the same thing the guy is...I never understood why a women is a whore for sleeping with multiple men but a guy is considered a god among men if he bags a bunch of chicks.

Oh and :boobs:

Agreement. I never got why sex is such a difficult thing for some women

[OneSickPsycho]

Not scream and I iwll kill you :lol:

Who doesn't like a screamer?

Serial killers that's who... well, serial killers in highly populated areas... ;)

[Tsunami]

Yes there is a double standard. And there is nothing wrong with being a loose super whore but that is not what Capt Morgan wants and this thread is all about him :lol:

And personally speaking I wouldn't want a man that has slept with tons on women who would stick their dicks in any hole they see. Its just gross.

[tommymac]

Yes there is a double standard. And there is nothing wrong with being a loose super whore but that is not what Capt Morgan wants and this thread is all about him :lol:

And personally speaking I wouldn't want a man that has slept with tons on women who would stick their dicks in any hole they see. Its just gross.

Thats every man gina, gotta get over that :lol:

[Captain Morgan]

Day 32, still going.

[Trip]

Day 32, still going.

Are you hoping for a Night 39 rape like the movie?

[Captain Morgan]

Are you hoping for a Night 39 rape like the movie?

If she's as hot as the chick in the movie, I don't think I'll complain. LOL

So, who's still in the running on the bet? And what happens to the money if I make it all the way? :D

[Captain Morgan]

So, last night was interesting. It was my first night off work without having my daughter in a long time. So long I can't even remember the last night off that I've had. So a buddy and I decide to go out for beer and wings at the local Hooter's knock-off called Show-Me's. Ran into my old manager and his girlfriend who happened to be in town for one night. They had flown to Boston to buy a 69 Olds Cutlass and were driving it back to Dallas. I hadn't seen them in close to two years. My old boss' girlfriend is an ex-stripper and most of the men in our office would go with the boss to the strip club. Naturally, since they were in town, that's where they were going last night. They wanted us to hang out with them.

Great, night 32 and a strip club? Fine, I can handle it, right? :lol: Luckily most of the girls had moved on and there was only one that Kathy knew very well, so it wasn't too bad. However, one of the other ex-strippers was there, too. This girl has had a crush on me for several years so she was grinding up on me like she was still a stripper. I kept having to scoot back on the barstool and squeeze my legs together to keep her from grinding on my junk. :lol: She was doing her damndest. Then she throws out the comment, "so what's this I hear about 40 days and 40 nights?" Fuck. I tell her yes, I'm on day 32. Then she says that I better tie myself up to the bed on the last night because she'll make sure to stop by and visit me.

Thankfully, she now lives about an hour north of here and doesn't get down to my town very often at all. Otherwise, I'd be in trouble and one of you assclowns would win all the damn money that you've been betting in the PM's. :lol:

Suffice to say, I managed to go home alone, despite her numerous attempts. I'm still making it and am now on day 33.

[Flexin]

With lots of booze.

How else would a girl at a bar go from a normal conversation to all of a sudden wanting to jump in bed with anyone on the first night unless she was a super whore?

I like to think of them as very friendly.

James

[Trip]

You are very lucky I don't live near you or I would drive that stripper to your house. :lol:

Went to the Show-mes in Paducah and it sucked ass. Hooters is better. But it was Pudacah, KY, so it could of been just that.

[Homeslice]

Wait wait wait, Why can't a girl enjoy sex just like a man? Maybe there looking for the same thing the guy is...I never understood why a women is a whore for sleeping with multiple men but a guy is considered a god among men if he bags a bunch of chicks.


It's mens' way of bashing women who are sleeping with someone else and not them. Jealousy is all it is.

That, and the whole women = property mentality that still exists.

[Gas Man]

Avery you're a stronger man that I. Either that or it's just cause I'm a married guy. If I was single and in that situation I would have banged the boots off said ex-stripper being she was hot and not nastified up.

[Captain Morgan]

You are very lucky I don't live near you or I would drive that stripper to your house. :lol:

Went to the Show-mes in Paducah and it sucked ass. Hooters is better. But it was Pudacah, KY, so it could of been just that.

LMAO We have several college girls so the Show-me's here is decent during the school year. Not so great during the summer as it's only the local girls working, and this town lacks talent.

Avery you're a stronger man that I. Either that or it's just cause I'm a married guy. If I was single and in that situation I would have banged the boots off said ex-stripper being she was hot and not nastified up.

Oh, she's definitely a cute one. I'm not sure I would have managed to stay strong if she knew where I lived and showed up at my house. Thankfully, she doesn't know. And I'm not adding her on facebook any time within the next week because I know Trip would send her a message with my address.

[Gas Man]

Smart & strong.... go you.

Fight the fight not truly needed.

[Trip]

And I'm not adding her on facebook any time within the next week because I know Trip would send her a message with my address.

LOL, I do have it. Sticker maps come in handy. LOL

[Captain Morgan]

Smart & strong.... go you.

Fight the fight not truly needed.

:lol: I agree it's not truly needed, but I set out to complete it and I'm going to do just that.

LOL, I do have it. Sticker maps come in handy. LOL

Yep. Speaking of stickers, I need to hit you up for some others. Still operating through twowheelvinyl.com, or want me to just PM you here and mail you a check?

[Trip]

Yep. Speaking of stickers, I need to hit you up for some others. Still operating through twowheelvinyl.com, or want me to just PM you here and mail you a check?

If you want something custom, shoot me an email, pm here, or facebook it. If you want something off TWVinyl, just order it on there.

[Rangerscott]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/7/jul30nsfw07-skinny-dipping.jpg

[Captain Morgan]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/7/jul30nsfw07-skinny-dipping.jpg

Dude, I was at a strip club Sat night and didn't fail. Do you really think seeing a chick in a bikini will make me fail? Really!?

[Gas Man]

It almost made me fail... :lol:

[derf]

It almost made me fail... :lol:

Done and done

[Trip]

Megan Piper made me fail. I want to find the vid or pics of her in the yellow outfit that keeps appearing in the prom stories.

[Rangerscott]

Dude, I was at a strip club Sat night and didn't fail. Do you really think seeing a chick in a bikini will make me fail? Really!?

I didnt know that youre gay.

[Captain Morgan]

I didnt know that youre gay.

I'm not gay, but I'm strong willed. Believe me, I wanted to take care of business, but I set out to reach a goal and I'm going to reach it, despite attempts of others to derail it.

[Dave]

Dude, I was at a strip club Sat night and didn't fail. Do you really think seeing a chick in a bikini will make me fail? Really!?

>implying you stopped ejaculating to find a better kind of woman
>went to strip club
>strip club

Logic fail

[Trip]

40 year old virgin is going to come to be right. We are just waiting for the "yeah, I'm gay" part, Avery.

[Captain Morgan]

>implying you stopped ejaculating to find a better kind of woman
>went to strip club
>strip club

Logic fail

You must have missed the entire story above. I went to a strip club because I ran into my old boss who was only in town for the night. He was with his girlfriend who is an ex-stripper from this same club. That's where they wanted to go. They know I'm on this "40 days" thing. However, I wanted to hang out with my old boss. I didn't get lap dances and wasn't at the strip club to find a woman. I was there to hang out with some friends that I haven't seen in about 2 years, because that's where they were hanging out.

Reading comprehension fail. :lol:

40 year old virgin is going to come to be right. We are just waiting for the "yeah, I'm gay" part, Avery.

No, it's not. And no, I'm not. Jackass. :lol:

[Homeslice]

Who came up with 40 days, anyway? Why not 30, or 50?

[Trip]

Who came up with 40 days, anyway? Why not 30, or 50?

The bible, Jesus supposedly spent 40 days and nights in the desert with Satan tempting him.

[Papa_Complex]

The bible, Jesus supposedly spent 40 days and nights in the desert with Satan tempting him.

Canada can go one better.

http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/1151925--prostitution-law-ontario-s-top-court-allows-brothels-but-soliciting-ruled-illegal?bn=1

[Dave]

Megan Piper made me fail. I want to find the vid or pics of her in the yellow outfit that keeps appearing in the prom stories.

ive been enjoying Lolly Badcock lately. Her low class english accent is fantastic and shes just plain filthy :dribble:

[Captain Morgan]

Just a couple hours left. I haven't failed to this point, so I can't imagine I'll fail in the last couple hours. This isn't like the movie where I'm waiting on someone to show up at midnight. :lol: Sorry to any of you that bet on it behind the scenes. You all lost. Trip has my address so mail the money here. :lol:

[Trip]

Isn't easter next sunday, quitter.

[Homeslice]

calling bs without dna & ultraviolet scans around your house

[Porkchop]

Isn't easter next sunday, quitter.

This? :idk:

[Papa_Complex]

Isn't easter next sunday, quitter.

Hey, even Christ had Mary Magdalene.

[Particle Man]

Dear Lord - why do this? :lol:

[derf]

Just a couple hours left. I haven't failed to this point, so I can't imagine I'll fail in the last couple hours. This isn't like the movie where I'm waiting on someone to show up at midnight. :lol: Sorry to any of you that bet on it behind the scenes. You all lost. Trip has my address so mail the money here. :lol:

you cost me $40 asshole. Pay up or I'm gonna start kicking shins

[Captain Morgan]

Isn't easter next sunday, quitter.

I started on this project on Fat Tuesday (technically that was the last day I took care of business). I was also thinking it ended on Easter, but apparently it ended on Palm Sunday. Check the calendar and count the days. I wasn't doing it for religious reasons, though. It just happened to start with Lent due to everyone posting up what they were giving up for Lent. Figured I'd give this a shot.

[Trip]

I started on this project on Fat Tuesday (technically that was the last day I took care of business). I was also thinking it ended on Easter, but apparently it ended on Palm Sunday. Check the calendar and count the days. I wasn't doing it for religious reasons, though. It just happened to start with Lent due to everyone posting up what they were giving up for Lent. Figured I'd give this a shot.

Lent doesn't include Sundays and it doesn't end til Easter, leave your pecker alone. So you could of technically been playing with your pecker every sunday during Lent.

[Sean]

Lent doesn't include Sundays and it doesn't end til Easter, leave your pecker alone. So you could of technically been playing with your pecker every sunday during Lent.

There are different interpretations--either it ends on Palm Sunday or till Easter but with no Sundays. Either way is 40 days. If he was observing with Sundays it's done as of Sunday.

[Trip]

There are different interpretations--either it ends on Palm Sunday or till Easter but with no Sundays. Either way is 40 days. If he was observing with Sundays it's done as of Sunday.

Traditional Lent does not include Sundays. These other abberations are not the traditional way. Lent does not end til Easter Sunday.

Holy week is also the most important fast period. All the major origin christian religions differ on start time and what days are exempt. They all recognize this week as the most important fast period. Ending on Palm Sunday is not traditional.

So if he broke his fast, we do not recognize his victory. He's a quittter. LOL

[HokieDNA01]

I'm impressed! Any epiphanies during the past 40 days other than you have insane will power?

[Captain Morgan]

Traditional Lent does not include Sundays. These other abberations are not the traditional way. Lent does not end til Easter Sunday.

Holy week is also the most important fast period. All the major origin christian religions differ on start time and what days are exempt. They all recognize this week as the most important fast period. Ending on Palm Sunday is not traditional.

So if he broke his fast, we do not recognize his victory. He's a quittter. LOL

Haven't broken it yet. Guess I'll make it 47 days so Trip will be happy. :lol:

[Captain Morgan]

I'm impressed! Any epiphanies during the past 40 days other than you have insane will power?

Not really. Only one is that it's not really necessary to take care of business. Desires rise and fall, regardless of whether or not the desire is fullfilled.

[Trip]

Haven't broken it yet. Guess I'll make it 47 days so Trip will be happy. :lol:

LOL damn.... Was hoping your broke it so we could make fun of you.

[defector]

So what movie will you be testing the premise of next?

[Turbo Ghost]

So what movie will you be testing the premise of next?

Brokeback Mountain!?

[tommymac]

Brokeback Mountain!?

Ouch :lol:

I guess all the pron sites are about to see a spike in activity

[Papa_Complex]

Brokeback Mountain!?

Though he'll refer to it as "Nine and a Half Weeks" :lol:

[Dave]

He's gonna look like a pro bowler

[Turbo Ghost]

The part I'm most looking forward to is the report after he finally hooks up! How will this experiment affect the outcome (outcum?) Will it be "Thar she blows!" or Failure to launch?

[Turbo Ghost]

Capt.,
If you have Netflix, you need to watch the first episode of the movie "Chillerama"! It's titled "Wadzilla"! Don't bother watching the rest of the movie though. It doesn't get any better and only gets worse! I thought of you when I saw it and you'll understand why if you watch it!

[Captain Morgan]

Capt.,
If you have Netflix, you need to watch the first episode of the movie "Chillerama"! It's titled "Wadzilla"! Don't bother watching the rest of the movie though. It doesn't get any better and only gets worse! I thought of you when I saw it and you'll understand why if you watch it!

LMFAO, that's some funny shit.

[Captain Morgan]

Screw this extra 7 days crap. My intent was to go 40 days and 40 nights, which I did. If I could have jerked the gherkin once a week, this wouldn't have been a challenge at all. I met my goal of 40 days and 40 nights, and actually exceeded it. Trip can go to hell, I'm done! :lol:

[Trip]

Screw this extra 7 days crap. My intent was to go 40 days and 40 nights, which I did. If I could have jerked the gherkin once a week, this wouldn't have been a challenge at all. I met my goal of 40 days and 40 nights, and actually exceeded it. Trip can go to hell, I'm done! :lol:

Yey, you owe a bunch of us $50 cause you didn't make it til easter. LOL!

Quitter

[askmrjesus]

In related news, Walgreen's reported today, that sales of Kleenex and Jergens Hand Lotion, increased by 300%.

JC

[Gas Man]

In related news, Walgreen's reported today, that sales of Kleenex and Jergens Hand Lotion, increased by 300%.

JC
:dvrofl:

[Turbo Ghost]

In related news, a massive whiteout has hit Indiana!