Urgent Read!!!!!!!

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i have no clean underwear, and im going comando tonight. watch out ladies.

[Dave]

on the short road to old man balls i see...

[Amber Lamps]

Hey! I haven't wore underwear,other than doc appts,since 7th grade!!! Old man balls indeed!

[OneSickPsycho]

I JUST started wearing underwear again... off and on... after about a 9 year hiatus.

Things to note:

1) shake an extra couple times... and make sure your dork hits the zipper-line on the inside. There's always ONE drop left that ruins your parade.

2) don't wear your favorite pants... you know, the ones that are so worn that they can fall apart at any given time. Rule number one of going commando, the first seam to fail is ALWAYS in the crotch and it WILL happen while sitting on a bar stool during hot chick night at your favorite watering hole.

3) is it a fart or not? ... Don't risk it. It's never just a fart when you're going commando. A little drip from your dork is embarrassing, but a soaked through skidmark is mortifying.

4) don't tell your most asshole-ish buddy.... He'll depants you RIGHT when you're getting the hottest chick at the bar's number.

5) tell girls... Seriously, they love it and the sluttiest ones will reach down your pants to check. *note* this must come up in the normal process of conversation otherwise you're just that creepy guy with no underoos on.

[Amber Lamps]

I JUST started wearing underwear again... off and on... after about a 9 year hiatus.

Things to note:

1) shake an extra couple times... and make sure your dork hits the zipper-line on the inside. There's always ONE drop left that ruins your parade.

2) don't wear your favorite pants... you know, the ones that are so worn that they can fall apart at any given time. Rule number one of going commando, the first seam to fail is ALWAYS in the crotch and it WILL happen while sitting on a bar stool during hot chick night at your favorite watering hole.

3) is it a fart or not? ... Don't risk it. It's never just a fart when you're going commando. A little drip from your dork is embarrassing, but a soaked through skidmark is mortifying.

4) don't tell your most asshole-ish buddy.... He'll depants you RIGHT when you're getting the hottest chick at the bar's number.

5) tell girls... Seriously, they love it and the sluttiest ones will reach down your pants to check. *note* this must come up in the normal process of conversation otherwise you're just that creepy guy with no underoos on.

You're my hero.....

btw #5 absolute truth! Girls will check!

NtS to slutty girl; "Wow babe(bitch,ho whatever) those pants are hot! I don't see how you ever got even a thong in there".

Skank response,"Oh I'm not wearing any panties tonight".

NtS "What a coincidence,I'm not wearing any underwear either"

Skank *Giggles* "Really? I don't believe you,prove it!"

NtS "Why don't you come over here and find out for yourself,WHORE!"

*cue music as slut drops to her knees*..."bow chicka bow bow....."

[Dave]

#4 is all me btw. this guy, right here

[OneSickPsycho]

You're my hero.....

btw #5 absolute truth! Girls will check!

NtS to slutty girl; "Wow babe(bitch,ho whatever) those pants are hot! I don't see how you ever got even a thong in there".

Skank response,"Oh I'm not wearing any panties tonight".

NtS "What a coincidence,I'm not wearing any underwear either"

Skank *Giggles* "Really? I don't believe you,prove it!"

NtS "Why don't you come over here and find out for yourself,WHORE!"

*cue music as slut drops to her knees*..."bow chicka bow bow....."

Pretty much.

#4 is all me btw. this guy, right here

And now... the rest of the story.

When it happened to me, another buddy... a good buddy, pushed old dude's face into my ass crack. It almost made it worth it.

[Dave]

id almost pay to see that... tell me, did you fart?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i wish i would have read number five before going out last night. Didnt get felt up at all last night.

[t-homo]

I'm commando right now, but its like a once a year thing.

[6doublefive321]

What is this underwear thing you speak of?

[marko138]

Fucking gross.

[OneSickPsycho]

Speaking of gross... I just missed an emergency 'goin' commando' situation no more than a half hour ago... Got home just in time to murder my toilet bowl.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

baby powder

[Mrs. Colleen]

Tight jeans + girlie parts = :td: NOT COMFY! :no:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Tight jeans + girlie parts = :td: NOT COMFY! :no:

ha that sucks to be you. just imagine if you had 2 balls and a dick hanging in there...

for the first time in my life i feel bad for fags and emo kids.

[Mrs. Colleen]

ha that sucks to be you. just imagine if you had 2 balls and a dick hanging in there...

for the first time in my life i feel bad for fags and emo kids.

I have no desire to imagine that! :no:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I have no desire to imagine that! :no:

congrats. just imagine what a burden it is on us fellas. no wonder we're always trying to get rid of our dangly parts inside your squishy cavernous pats.

[BobTheBiker]

ha that sucks to be you. just imagine if you had 2 balls and a dick hanging in there...

for the first time in my life i feel bad for fags and emo kids.

emo kids are covered, their jeans are stretchy. I'm covered cause my jeans aint NEARLY that tight.

[OneSickPsycho]

emo kids are covered, their jeans are stretchy. I'm covered cause my jeans aint NEARLY that tight.

Whatever EmoBob.

[fnfalman]

The only time I'm wearing underpants is when I ride in full leathers. Otherwise, it's commando time.

[Big Kahuna]

Why did I click on this thread? :lala: