Hit on a dude last night...

[OneSickPsycho]

My buddy just reminded me of something I did last night... I hit on a dude.

So here's the scene... Crowded club, no room to move... the guys get separated from the girls and my buddy notices some dude trying to hit on his fiance from across the bar... I step in.

OSP: Hi!
Dude: (wtf look)
OSP: These girls are my friends and to get to them, you have to go through me.
Dude: (chest puffs out - hardness begins) I'd fuck you up man.
OSP: I'm counting on it. I really like your eyes.
Dude: (completely confused - bewildered) What are you a fag man?
OSP: Wanna find out? I live just around the corner.
Dude: (obviously PISSED) I'll fucking kill you right here you fucking faggot.
OSP: I like it rough.
Dude: (getting in my face) give me a reason...
OSP: Chill psycho, I'm fucking with you. This girl is my boy's fiance (point to my friend - who has NO idea what I'm saying to this guy at this point)...
Dude: Whatever you fucking fag.
OSP: Ok man, you're just barking up the wrong tree.
Dude: Your boy should keep a better eye on his girl cause she was about to give me her number.
OSP: (laughing hysterically) Not wearing that shirt she wasn't.
Dude: fucking bitch... (walks away)

Now the funniest thing about this entire event...

No more than 1/2 hour later I'm coming out of the pisser and this dude's right coming towards me...

OSP: Oh look, my special friend
Dude: You shouldn't even fuck around with that fag stuff man
OSP: Why? I thought it was hilarious
Dude: You're lucky I didn't beat your ass with that fag stuff
OSP: You need to lay off the roids man, it was a joke
Dude: I don't fuck around with fags
OSP: Your shirt says otherwise

At that point in time I was probably about to get knocked the fuck out, but the most gigantic bouncer guy I've ever seen stepped in and asked if there was a problem... "no problem sir, well... except for this guy's shirt." and then I walked away and went back to getting shot down by this spanish chick with a ginormous ass.

Seriously, this guy was the stereotypical roided out meathead with the spikey hair, skin tight horrible looking shirt... the whole nine. It was one of my finer moments.

[t-homo]

Respect.

[Mr Lefty]

:rofl: that's awesome...

I think he was scared he was falling for you

[OneSickPsycho]

Honestly there towards the end of both conversations I was getting pretty concerned for my own well being... I'm like 250lbs of chewed bubble gum and this dude was like 250lbs of solid roid rage... I just have this problem with the buffer between my mouth and my brain... there's pretty much no sense of reason between the two... add in about 10 Bud Lights and all bets are off.

[Mr Lefty]

I'm sure it wouldn't have gotten past two punches... bouncers or friends would have jumped in

infact I had a friend in Cali that used to rely on that... he'd pick a fight with anyone in a bar because he knew it'd be broken up before he could get his ass kicked... :lol: he'd get a good punch in and do his best to take or dodge theirs...

always good for entertainment

[OneSickPsycho]

I'm sure it wouldn't have gotten past two punches... bouncers or friends would have jumped in

infact I had a friend in Cali that used to rely on that... he'd pick a fight with anyone in a bar because he knew it'd be broken up before he could get his ass kicked... :lol: he'd get a good punch in and do his best to take or dodge theirs...

always good for entertainment

I used to do shit like that... back in my younger, less refined years... Then I met a guy named Ed.

Ed. Ed was a pretty stout guy, not especially scary to look at, but kinda gave the impression that he could ruin people. Unfortunately (for other people), this was the case.

I hung out with this dude off and on for about a year (he was friends with one of my good friends)... On seven... yes, 7 separate occasions I saw this dude one-punch knock out some random dude. Totally effortless, never a sucker punch, just perfectly telegraphed and with a decent amount of force. It got to the point where I didn't even flinch when it happened.

Ed would always happen to be near that dude at the bar that just starts runnin' his mouth... then Ed would ask him to chill... dude would touch Ed, Ed would touch dude... and dude would crumble. Every time. One time he did it with a beer in his free hand and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth... like clockwork this motherfucker.

Knowing that dude kinda scared me straight and made me rethink being such a dick...

[Mr Lefty]

yeah I've seen a couple guys like that... they are ALWAYS the quiet ones... and seem to ALWAYS be the ones targeted... :idk:

[t-homo]

I wish I was the guy like Ed. haha.

[OneSickPsycho]

I wish I was the guy like Ed. haha.

We all secretly do...

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: no shit... I'm definatly not Ed... I can't fight for shit. but I'll sure as hell jump in if a friend gets into it

[Gunther1000]

Yup, It would suprize you how easy it is if placed well. Moving the Jaw in and or to the side will do it every time....

Nice job out thinking that meat head!

Much props and dont feel punked out. I highly dbout with all that time in the gym if that guy even has any real fight experiance. Most big guys rely on there size scaring people off. Throw in some tuff looks/talk and most submit to them. Size is of little matter in a real fight. Motivation and fear will take you a long way. Nothing better than an over confident opponet.

I find myself in a lot of shit myself and some you win some you lose and some you drop like a hat! It is a great feeling but does it really have to go to that or is it my temper? :idk:

[comonboys]

:lol: no shit... I'm definatly not Ed... I can't fight for shit. but I'll sure as hell jump in if a friend gets into it

yeah, you really do fight like......:gary:

[jalaan1]

:lol:

as usual entertaining, OSP.

[marko138]

Nice work.

[6doublefive321]

Nice. That dude is probably in the gym working pumping iron right now with a picture of you in his head.

One thing I have found out in my years of bar hopping, is that the guy that will kick your ass rarely tells you he's gonna kick your ass. 9 times out of 10, if the dog is barking, it ain't gonna bite.

[OneSickPsycho]

:lol: no shit... I'm definatly not Ed... I can't fight for shit. but I'll sure as hell jump in if a friend gets into it

Me too... I've gotten beat up for many a friend.

Yup, It would suprize you how easy it is if placed well. Moving the Jaw in and or to the side will do it every time....

Nice job out thinking that meat head!

Much props and dont feel punked out. I highly dbout with all that time in the gym if that guy even has any real fight experiance. Most big guys rely on there size scaring people off. Throw in some tuff looks/talk and most submit to them. Size is of little matter in a real fight. Motivation and fear will take you a long way. Nothing better than an over confident opponet.

I find myself in a lot of shit myself and some you win some you lose and some you drop like a hat! It is a great feeling but does it really have to go to that or is it my temper? :idk:

I don't feel punked out... I owned that dude...

Nice. That dude is probably in the gym working pumping iron right now with a picture of you in his head.

One thing I have found out in my years of bar hopping, is that the guy that will kick your ass rarely tells you he's gonna kick your ass. 9 times out of 10, if the dog is barking, it ain't gonna bite.

Truth right there... Billy Badass usually just breaks your fucking head open.

That being said, remember Reservior Dogs? When Mr. White said, "are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

I said that to a mob of shit talkers after getting thrown out of a bar one night... it's a fun story... Ended well actually.

[TATER]

I guess I can chime in here. I got in a little scuffle a couple weeks back. I am at the local bar with friends. (most of which never fought in their lives) I on the other hand have grown up fighting anyone and everyone who has started with me. I never look for a fight but they always seem to find me. I have kicked the $hit out of guys twice my size and had the shit kicked out of me by a dude 1/3 my size. (damn martial arts bullshit)

So the most recent "encounter" happens and I find myself fighting two big dudes with about 20 people staring and not one person jumps in to stop it. (not even the bouncer). Bottom line is I knocked one dude out cold, and had the other guy pinned to the floor kneeling on his neck (at which point the bouncer politely asked me to get off the kid before I killed him)

well needless to say I did take a bit of a beating but being double teamed by two grown men and coming out on top felt pretty good. It may have been worth the scars I will end up having from the incident.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/tatersaladphotos/ryanfdup.jpg

Mental note... outdoor patio has carpet but is concrete underneath. Face + metal fence post = broken nose. face + carpet = fucked up forehead. finally left hook to eye = poor visibility for a few days.

The plus side... about 8 people bought my drinks for the rest of the night.

[Mr Lefty]

That being said, remember Reservior Dogs? When Mr. White said, "are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

I said that to a mob of shit talkers after getting thrown out of a bar one night... it's a fun story... Ended well actually.
:lol: I love that line!

[Gas Man]

Tater... you are one ugly fucker!!! I suggest you not get into too many more fights.. :D :lol:

[Cutty72]

so what shirt was he wearing?

[TATER]

Tater... you are one ugly fucker!!! I suggest you not get into too many more fights.. :D :lol:

Now I'll Never Be A Teen Model!!!:gofurslf::lol:

[fnfalman]

I made a mistake of licking a transvestite's leg once. Hey, the bar was dark, I was drunk and s/he was hot.:idk:

Then the fairy fucker wouldn't stop bugging me for the whole fucking night!

[Rider]

I used to do shit like that... back in my younger, less refined years... Then I met a guy named Ed.

Ed. Ed was a pretty stout guy, not especially scary to look at, but kinda gave the impression that he could ruin people. Unfortunately (for other people), this was the case.

I hung out with this dude off and on for about a year (he was friends with one of my good friends)... On seven... yes, 7 separate occasions I saw this dude one-punch knock out some random dude. Totally effortless, never a sucker punch, just perfectly telegraphed and with a decent amount of force. It got to the point where I didn't even flinch when it happened.

Ed would always happen to be near that dude at the bar that just starts runnin' his mouth... then Ed would ask him to chill... dude would touch Ed, Ed would touch dude... and dude would crumble. Every time. One time he did it with a beer in his free hand and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth... like clockwork this motherfucker.

Knowing that dude kinda scared me straight and made me rethink being such a dick...

Must be a theme with guys named Ed.... :whistle:

[smileyman]

Being 6' and a whopping 160 lbs i don't do much fighting. I use my head, pull a jedi mind trick (works pretty well on drunks) or hit the first exit. When backed into a corner I do like most backed into a corner. Fight dirty, and go down swinging...

[Gunther1000]

I guess I can chime in here. I got in a little scuffle a couple weeks back. I am at the local bar with friends. (most of which never fought in their lives) I on the other hand have grown up fighting anyone and everyone who has started with me. I never look for a fight but they always seem to find me. I have kicked the $hit out of guys twice my size and had the shit kicked out of me by a dude 1/3 my size. (damn martial arts bullshit)

So the most recent "encounter" happens and I find myself fighting two big dudes with about 20 people staring and not one person jumps in to stop it. (not even the bouncer). Bottom line is I knocked one dude out cold, and had the other guy pinned to the floor kneeling on his neck (at which point the bouncer politely asked me to get off the kid before I killed him)

well needless to say I did take a bit of a beating but being double teamed by two grown men and coming out on top felt pretty good. It may have been worth the scars I will end up having from the incident.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/tatersaladphotos/ryanfdup.jpg

Mental note... outdoor patio has carpet but is concrete underneath. Face + metal fence post = broken nose. face + carpet = fucked up forehead. finally left hook to eye = poor visibility for a few days.

The plus side... about 8 people bought my drinks for the rest of the night.

Lol, Nice work!

I notice you didnt even ruin the button on the polo! Gotta love that.

I Have a nice one...

Just before leaving MI to come down to the state of TN I had to run across the state to pick up a nice deal on a Gsx-r 750 with my truck for a friend in FL.

Bike in back of truck some bar hopping insued and another buddy with me and I meet up with some hotties and as we are walking from one bar back to the cars This stupid Drunk is being a retard and starts talkin shit to these girls...

Well he gets the old one two to the face by me and out he goes like a light...

We figure f-it lets have one more before we hit the road...

30 mins later im walking to the truck which the last fight happened right in front of and all I heard was foot steps running up.

This little coward hits me in the back/top of the head with a metal tire iron.

Out I go straight to the ground and he then sits on my chest and starts punching my out cold ass about 5-6 times for good measure.

My buddy runs up after seeing about a second of this and gets him off just before he runs away...

Best part after waking up in the Hospital (was out cold for 45 mins) I had a fractured skull and lost about 3 pints of blood on the way...

I yes I get a drunk and disorderly ticket from the local police...

Yup, FTP!

Rule of thumb it aint over till your home safe...

Oh and the $11,000 bill was left for me to pay.

[dReWpY]

damn, that sucks

[t-homo]

I just watched "Never back down" tonight and it made me want to fight. Who's down?

[OneSickPsycho]

I just watched "Never back down" tonight and it made me want to fight. Who's down?

I'm game. I'm a terrible fighter, but I'm really dumb so you can hit me a bunch of times and it's cool.

[dReWpY]

there was a guy in college my freshman year that was huge, swore the dude was on 'roids either way sometimes when we were out drinking he would just punch you... in the face, no shit, you would be like fuck! and turn around and deck him, all he would do was laugh and then buy the next round of beers, great guy but damn he could hit

it wasnt like he ment anything by it, i think he was just bored. when his friends from home would come they would literally beat the shit out of each other, weird

[Gas Man]

there was a guy in college my freshman year that was huge, swore the dude was on 'roids either way sometimes when we were out drinking he would just punch you... in the face, no shit, you would be like fuck! and turn around and deck him, all he would do was laugh and then buy the next round of beers, great guy but damn he could hit

it wasnt like he ment anything by it, i think he was just bored. when his friends from home would come they would literally beat the shit out of each other, weird
Minus the punch to the face cause I'm too ugly already... sounds like a cool guy and a good friend if he's on your side!