Aristocrats...

[pauldun170]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

[LeeNetworX]

Just in case any of you are unfamiliar with the Aristocrats joke, NWS language.

[Dave]

I saw him last year, pretty damn funny in person

[askmrjesus]

Teenage girl goes up to her dad and asks to borrow the car that night.

"OK, cupcake, but you know the drill".

"Aw, Dad..."

"No blow job, no car tonight."

"Oh, alright."

Girl gets down on her knees, and the old man whips it out.

"Jesus Dad, your dick smells like shit!"

'Oh yeah, I forgot, your brother has the car tonight".

(This a great joke for parties and first dates.)

JC

[Dave]

Teenage girl goes up to her dad and asks to borrow the car that night.

"OK, cupcake, but you know the drill".

"Aw, Dad..."

"No blow job, no car tonight."

"Oh, alright."

Girl gets down on her knees, and the old man whips it out.

"Jesus Dad, your dick smells like shit!"

'Oh yeah, I forgot, your brother has the car tonight".

(This a great joke for parties and first dates.)

JC

Used this on some old ladies at the bar last night and got some great reactions

[askmrjesus]

Used this on some old ladies at the bar last night and got some great reactions

:lol:

JC