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LeeNetworX
06-19-2012, 09:39 AM
It was 9:25 AM. Went into the breakroom to wash out my coffee mug and get a cup.
200 lb. muffin-top girl pouring out of her way-too-small top and the 200 lb. female 'security' guard are having a conversation. Muffin-top girl is standing next to half of a birthday cake that looks like was just pulled out of the cooler from being stored overnight. With a fork.
They continue their discussion and as muffin-top eats cake they both agree that they don't care for fruit in their salads. I guess the security guard ate a salad for breakfast....drenched in creamy dressing...which spawned this conversation.
As the Keurig was making my coffee I traded wide-eyed glances with another guy stirring up his oatmeal at the microwave.
Good morning Amurrrrica.
On the flipside I've been running again and still tracking calories real close, walking around the office cocky as fuck. Also have a date tonight with a cute 22 year old that sounds like a real kink ;)
On the flipside I've been running again and still tracking calories real close, walking around the office cocky as fuck. Also have a date tonight with a cute 22 year old that sounds like a real kink ;)
I need photographic proof.
I need photographic proof.
we all do
Maybe if I get to a date 2. Were meeting up in Philly and then I'm taking her over to the fetish shop at 5th and south. I believe I've scored points so far by flagrantly ignoring the rules of dating. Then again, its a public place and a common interest...lol
Particle Man
06-19-2012, 06:05 PM
Maybe if I get to a date 2. Were meeting up in Philly and then I'm taking her over to the fetish shop at 5th and south. I believe I've scored points so far by flagrantly ignoring the rules of dating. Then again, its a public place and a common interest...lol
:rockwoot:
tommymac
06-19-2012, 06:09 PM
we all do
we need pics of her shoes up over her shoulders too :rockwoot:
Batting 1000.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/screenshot-1340244386233-1.jpg
Apparently she's unused to the concept of a functional sociopath
It's also good to see you don't want to be her sub and get a dildo in your ass.
Rangerscott
06-21-2012, 10:31 AM
It's also good to see you don't want to be her sub and get a dildo in your ass.
As long as she gives you a reach around then itll be ok.
Also if she pressure washes the dildo off. Cross contamination....ewww
tommymac
06-21-2012, 10:43 AM
rusty trombone ftw
OneSickPsycho
06-21-2012, 11:27 AM
Note to self: Read page 1 before clicking page 2.
It's also good to see you don't want to be her sub and get a dildo in your ass.
She was trying to feel me out about it and asked how I'd react if someone else took charge and didn't seem to like when I basically said humor you for a few minutes and then you're getting pinned lol.
She's an interesting case, apparently constantly having rape fantasies where she's the victim and using that as her means of achieving sexual satisfaction eventually gave her Stockholm syndrome to her own imagination and now she's a self styled sadist. Where will you take me next oh internet dating in my thirties? Lol
ha ha, lol
If she got off on being Dom, that's fine. Dildos and diapers are a little far out there for me though.
tommymac
06-21-2012, 04:06 PM
ha ha, lol
If she got off on being Dom, that's fine. Dildos and diapers are a little far out there for me though.
its all fun and games till you come to the ER with one stuck in your but :lol:
its all fun and games till you come to the ER with one stuck in your but :lol:
If this has actually happened, I don't want to know. :panic:
tommymac
06-21-2012, 09:03 PM
If this has actually happened, I don't want to know. :panic:
It has, most recently we had to have GI come down and use a scope to go fishing :lol:
Dave you need to post some more of your adventures when they happen, its fun to live vicariously through your crazy dating life (unlike hearing about Tommy's work life.) Haha....
don't get married
Will do. Been talking to a gorgeous Italian girl forthree weeks but I doubt it'll pan out. And spent an hour and a half on the phone with a crazy Korean/Samoan milf which just might.
tommymac
06-22-2012, 07:14 AM
Will do. Been talking to a gorgeous Italian girl forthree weeks but I doubt it'll pan out. And spent an hour and a half on the phone with a crazy Korean/Samoan milf which just might.
isnt crazy and korean/samoan interchangable :lol:
Turbo Ghost
06-22-2012, 07:48 AM
I've got a friend who is a sub and she travels all over to be dominated. She told me one as soon as she walked into one guys house, he immediately ordered her to do the dishes, clean the house and wash the car! Brilliant! I only wish I had known about subs when I was younger and single! I'd have a clean house a spotless car and a polished knob!
Pics? Lol. And all this time iive only been tying them up :lol
Turbo Ghost
06-22-2012, 06:14 PM
Pics?
I never said she was pretty!
tommymac
06-22-2012, 07:10 PM
I never said she was pretty!
but the house is after shes done :)
askmrjesus
06-22-2012, 08:18 PM
I never said she was pretty!
Dave don't care.
He's just going to put a hood over her head anyway.
JC
tommymac
06-22-2012, 08:37 PM
Dave don't care.
He's just going to put a hood over her head anyway.
JC
a la pulp fiction, get the gimp :lol:
Dave don't care.
He's just going to put a hood over her head anyway.
JC
heh, you might have hung around with hookers but I got standards.
Got a date sunday with the milf and started talking to a hot doctor that looks a bit like a thicker rae pre-op.
AAAND Italian girl just called me out of the blue wanting a surprise meet up. details to follow ;)
Surprise meetup was amazingly successful. OKC account suspended! You know Im a phillies fan cause I spent four and a half hours trying but couldnt bring a man home from third. :lol
Bill Clinton is an asshole. That is all
Broke the date for Sunday. I'm a one girl kinda guy
Homeslice
06-23-2012, 04:11 PM
Surprise meetup was amazingly successful. OKC account suspended! You know Im a phillies fan cause I spent four and a half hours trying but couldnt bring a man home from third. :lol
Bill Clinton is an asshole. That is all
OKC?
Bill Clinton?
:?:
no comprende
More info is needed, cannot adequately live vicariously with such nonsense.
tommymac
06-23-2012, 05:35 PM
and we need more pics of said women :)
OKC?
Bill Clinton?
:?:
no comprende
okc = okcupid, Where Ive been meeting everyone
stuff happened, if you didnt read it by now too late mugg. i gotta cya
She appears to be flaking out on me. Gonna leave shit be for a few and see what happens. Other than that I'm back to square one. I swear I get shit on everytime I think I'm getting ahead.
On a good note the kid who wants my NSX is making some really positive noises. Maybe some sexy italian metal could change my fortunes? No, probably not. But at least id be happy
ugh, cant get anyone to talk. fucking feast or famine i tell you. Women are a fucking pain in the ass.
Porkchop
06-28-2012, 11:52 PM
ugh, cant get anyone to talk. fucking feast or famine i tell you. Women are a fucking pain in the ass.
Fuck em....
Not literally, but figuratively. Thats basically my stance for the time being. I was rebounded and when it didnt last and i figured it out, it pissed me off. So i said fuck it... i'm going to worry about making money, buying another bike, moving into a new place, and getting healthy. Then i might think about women... :lol:
askmrjesus
06-29-2012, 12:11 AM
Fuck em....
Not literally, but figuratively. Thats basically my stance for the time being. I was rebounded and when it didnt last and i figured it out, it pissed me off. So i said fuck it... i'm going to worry about making money, buying another bike, moving into a new place, and getting healthy. Then i might think about women... :lol:
I tried that once.
Worst half hour of my life.
JC
Fuck em....
Not literally, but figuratively. Thats basically my stance for the time being. I was rebounded and when it didnt last and i figured it out, it pissed me off. So i said fuck it... i'm going to worry about making money, buying another bike, moving into a new place, and getting healthy. Then i might think about women... :lol:
Yeah, if i get this car sold and find the right factory I probably wont be worried about women and their dumbass logic for a while lol
Particle Man
07-05-2012, 06:16 PM
I tried that once.
Worst half hour of my life.
JC
:lmao:
talking to another one, super cute voice. really wants to get tied up ;)
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