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LeeNetworX
06-19-2012, 10:28 AM
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/weird/NATL-Bicyclist-Allegedly-Attacked-by-Frozen-Sausage-Wielding-Thief-159541495.html


Bicyclist Allegedly Attacked by Frozen Sausage-Wielding Thief

The alleged victim told cops that his attacker swung frozen sausage links at him before hitting him in the head with a wrench


Tuesday, Jun 19, 2012 | Updated 8:58 AM EDT


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A Massachusetts man says he was attacked by a bike thief wielding frozen sausage links.

A Massachusetts man has pleaded not guilty to attacking a bicyclist with sausage links and a wrench before making off with jewelry and the bike.

Michael Baker, of Holbrook, was arraigned Monday on charges including assault and battery with a dangerous weapon in connection with the Sunday morning attack. The Enterprise of Brockton reports (http://bit.ly/KYmjvr) that Baker's lawyer says his client was trying to defend himself from the alleged victim. Bail was set at $1,000.

The bicyclist tells police the assailant swung the string of sausage links at him before hitting him with the wrench.

Police say Baker was caught a short time later with the bike and a wrench. Police later found that sausages and other food had been stolen from a food stand at the Brockton Fairgrounds.

Trip
06-19-2012, 12:40 PM
What a weiney

Particle Man
06-19-2012, 06:13 PM
What.
The.
Fuck?

askmrjesus
06-19-2012, 06:54 PM
I'm having a hard time deciding who to root for.

JC

Adeptus_Minor
06-20-2012, 01:49 AM
What.
The.
Fuck?

Yes, this... :wtf: