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Dave
06-19-2012, 07:40 PM
How good it feels to have drained balls. Seriously, I wish I had started aspirating my hydrocele years ago. :lol plus my dick looks even bigger than usual. Score!

derf
06-19-2012, 07:44 PM
I thought that was called syphillis?

Particle Man
06-19-2012, 09:02 PM
Holy TMI, dude...

pauldun170
06-19-2012, 10:05 PM
I had to look up hydrocele.
No matter...

Rock out with your cock I always say.

Amorok
06-19-2012, 10:50 PM
What. The. Fuck. I'm gone for a while and this is what I come back to?

askmrjesus
06-19-2012, 11:42 PM
By the imaginary power vested in me, by me, I hereby dub thee...

Bubble Balls.

Dave is dead. Long live Bubble Balls.

Trip, I believe a name change is in order. :lol:

JC

derf
06-20-2012, 12:22 AM
I had to look up hydrocele.
No matter...

Rock out with your cock I always say.

Yeh I just looked it up myself, and dave get your ass to the doctor. I think you have iraqi parasites in your balls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocele

A hydrocele (Br English: hydrocoele) denotes a pathological accumulation of serous fluid in a body cavity. It can also be noted as a minor malformation of newborns due to high levels of lead in the mother's blood during pregnancy. Communicating hydrocele, caused by the failure of the processus vaginalis closure. A hydrocele testis is the accumulation of fluids around a testicle, and is fairly common. It is caused by fluid secreted from a remnant piece of peritoneum wrapped around the testicle, called the tunica vaginalis. It can be the result of cancer, trauma (such as a hernia), or orchitis, and can also occur in infants undergoing peritoneal dialysis. It may be treated surgically. Hydroceles are usually not painful, but neither are testicular tumors. A common way of diagnosing a hydrocele is by attempting to shine a strong light through the enlarged scrotum. A hydrocele will usually pass light, while a tumor will not. A related region in females that can have a hydrocele is the canal of Nuck.[1] A hydrocele can also be the result of a plugged inguinal lymphatic system caused by repeated, chronic infection of Wuchereria bancrofti or Brugia malayi, two mosquito-borne parasites of Africa and Southeast Asia, respectively. As such, the condition would be a part of more diffuse sequelae commonly referred to as elephantiasis, which also affects the lymphatic system in other parts of the body. [edit]References

Knowing that you have been to SE asia in the last few years, this sounds like a VA issue.

Dave
06-20-2012, 02:09 AM
Ive had it since high school, this is from riding a bike into a parked car and eating the handlebars with my crotch. At times ive been swinging a grapefruit

tommymac
06-20-2012, 07:34 AM
Fortunatley its a prety benign condition, just that they need to be drained. I saw it done in the OR once and it ruined me for weeks after seeing what the docs did with this guys sack :lol:

Dave
06-20-2012, 07:51 AM
Hydrocelectomy? Yeah they have to get past a lot of import crap before they shut off the water works

Rangerscott
06-20-2012, 11:27 PM
Ill stick to jacking off.

Papa_Complex
06-21-2012, 07:41 AM
You're lucky.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20122203-10391704.html

Dave
06-21-2012, 02:52 PM
What a pussy. The minute mine hurt too much I put a specimen pin through it.