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Dave
06-25-2012, 01:04 AM
The great debate
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2395/toiletpaperod1.jpg

derf
06-25-2012, 01:07 AM
Really dont care one way or another as long as it comes out when I need it.

That said, in my house the roll usually winds up sitting on top of the toilet paper holder. Its just too much work to actually mount the roll the way it belongs

Dave
06-25-2012, 01:08 AM
Really dont care one way or another as long as it comes out when I need it.

That said, in my house the roll usually winds up sitting on top of the toilet paper holder. Its just too much work to actually mount the roll the way it belongs

youd be option 3 then

azoomm
06-25-2012, 07:45 AM
Should be over.

OK, the OCD in me has actually changed it when it's another way. :lol: Derf, that would not happen if I were around. Seriously.

Captain Morgan
06-25-2012, 08:29 AM
Should be over.

OK, the OCD in me has actually changed it when it's another way. :lol:

Yep. I have a friend who's renting out my basement due to his divorce. I only have one bathroom. He sometimes puts the toilet paper roll on the wrong way. I turn it around the right way every time. :lol: However, in my house, it's worse than a normal toilet paper roll being backwards because the holder is recessed into the cabinet, making it even more difficult to locate the paper if it's under.

defector
06-25-2012, 09:09 AM
Should be over.

OK, the OCD in me has actually changed it when it's another way. :lol: Derf, that would not happen if I were around. Seriously.

Same here. I have also walked across the room to turn the lights on, only to turn them back off at the other switch. (Light switch should be down if the lights are off)! :lol:

Dave
06-25-2012, 09:54 AM
Ill literally flip shit if someone flips them to over at my house. Lol

shmike
06-25-2012, 10:27 AM
Over at all times.

Unfortunately, my daughter likes to think she is a kitten lately, so we've been keeping the rolls off the hanger and out of reach.

OneSickPsycho
06-25-2012, 10:48 AM
Over until the day Mr. Bear figured out how to unroll the whole damn thing...

KSGregman
06-25-2012, 11:39 AM
It's gotta be over...just looking at the under pic made my eye start to twitch. LOL

LeeNetworX
06-25-2012, 11:49 AM
There is no debate; people who prefer under are communist homoqueers who probably worship satan and kick puppies.

Captain Morgan
06-25-2012, 11:55 AM
Over at all times.

Unfortunately, my daughter likes to think she is a kitten lately, so we've been keeping the rolls off the hanger and out of reach.

Over until the day Mr. Bear figured out how to unroll the whole damn thing...

This is the only legitimate reason I've heard for having it under. But, my daughter never played with the TP and I don't have any damn cats! :lol:

Trip
06-25-2012, 12:31 PM
Depends on the roll holder. Some of them work better using the under method.

askmrjesus
06-25-2012, 01:06 PM
There is no debate; people who prefer under are communist homoqueers who probably worship satan and kick puppies.

Depends on the roll holder. Some of them work better using the under method.

Why can't you two get along?

Over.

JC

Gas Man
06-25-2012, 02:03 PM
Has to be under. Not because I prefer it but it keeps the cats from unrolling it completely on the floor and shredding it.

OneSickPsycho
06-25-2012, 02:08 PM
Has to be under. Not because I prefer it but it keeps the cats from unrolling it completely on the floor and shredding it.

Over until the day Mr. Bear figured out how to unroll the whole damn thing...

:whosr:

Dave
06-25-2012, 02:15 PM
I used to hear Max and domino go in there and spin the roll for hours on end and it always stays nice and neat cause I go under

Porkchop
06-25-2012, 02:45 PM
Over....

Unless I'm being a lazy ass and just put it on the tank.... :lol

shmike
06-25-2012, 03:59 PM
Buncha Commiequeers in here.

azoomm
06-25-2012, 05:14 PM
Same here. I have also walked across the room to turn the lights on, only to turn them back off at the other switch. (Light switch should be down if the lights are off)! :lol:
Oh shit. I have four rooms in my house that have switches on two sides of the room. Last night I went on a light switch fixing spree. :lol:

derf
06-25-2012, 06:11 PM
Ill literally flip shit if someone flips them to over at my house. Lol

Allyl remember that

Trip
06-25-2012, 06:37 PM
Really dont care one way or another as long as it comes out when I need it.

That said, in my house the roll usually winds up sitting on top of the toilet paper holder. Its just too much work to actually mount the roll the way it belongs

You need the fancy roll holders that are one sided, that way you just slide them over quick without any messing with weird spring shit.

'73 H1 Triple
06-25-2012, 07:47 PM
Oh shit. I have four rooms in my house that have switches on two sides of the room. Last night I went on a light switch fixing spree. :lol:

:lol: ( I do the same thing )

Toilet paper goes on the tank. If we put it correctly on the holder ( over the top ), the dog will eat whatever's left of the roll. Over/under, the dog doesn't care.

Rangerscott
06-25-2012, 08:33 PM
Over. I HATE hitting my hand on the damn wall every time when its under.

Also on the tank is nasty. Theres e-coli on your bathroom sink, Im sure theres plenty on the tank.

derf
06-25-2012, 08:46 PM
If there is e-coli on the toilet tank then there is the same crap on the roll mount fixture. In fact I remember reading something a while back that said that urine and shit slpashes everywhere in the bathroom when you flush, wall to wall, ceiling to floor, toothbrushes and all.

http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/1839

Rangerscott
06-25-2012, 09:00 PM
If there is e-coli on the toilet tank then there is the same crap on the roll mount fixture. In fact I remember reading something a while back that said that urine and shit slpashes everywhere in the bathroom when you flush, wall to wall, ceiling to floor, toothbrushes and all.

http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/1839


That's no coincidence.

derf
06-26-2012, 12:17 AM
That's no coincidence.

my point is that you cant get away from it

Dave
06-26-2012, 08:17 AM
Its actually healthier if you dont

Rangerscott
06-26-2012, 09:36 AM
Shower works well.

shmike
06-26-2012, 09:39 AM
Shower works well.

I'll admit to peeing in the shower, but that's just disgusting.

LeeNetworX
06-26-2012, 10:10 AM
I'll admit to peeing in the shower, but that's just disgusting.

It's all pipes!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eRppqaanECA/0.jpg

Dave
06-26-2012, 12:46 PM
Ill piss in the sink lol

askmrjesus
06-26-2012, 03:06 PM
Also on the tank is nasty. Theres e-coli on your bathroom sink, Im sure theres plenty on the tank.

There's plenty in your ass as well.

The toilet tank is probably the least of your worries.

JC

Rangerscott
06-26-2012, 04:51 PM
I'll admit to peeing in the shower, but that's just disgusting.

Better than just smearing shit around with dry paper.

There's plenty in your ass as well.

The toilet tank is probably the least of your worries.

JC

Whats in your ass is ok. Its the re-entry that gets you.

askmrjesus
06-26-2012, 06:41 PM
Whats in your ass is ok. Its the re-entry that gets you.

You're doing it wrong.

JC

LeeNetworX
06-26-2012, 07:14 PM
You're doing it wrong.

JC

Well, really....it depends on his orientation.

Dave
06-26-2012, 07:31 PM
I'll admit to peeing in the shower, but that's just disgusting.

Logically its more hygenic. Especially for those of use who resemble Sasquatch naked

Rangerscott
06-26-2012, 07:58 PM
I pee on the shower handle just for giggles.

Surprisingly my piss doesn't splash every where. Guess I'm still young enough to have a precise jet stream. Also the TP holder is mounted higher than normal. Those stupid people that mount it knee high.


Guess I could mount it head high so I can take a nap while dilating.

Dave
06-26-2012, 11:51 PM
I pee on the shower handle just for giggles.

Surprisingly my piss doesn't splash every where. Guess I'm still young enough to have a precise jet stream. Also the TP holder is mounted higher than normal. Those stupid people that mount it knee high.


Guess I could mount it head high so I can take a nap while dilating.

My cat can stand up and work doorknobs :lol: doubt higher would help

Speaking of piss, I can do that double stream benny hill shit without even trying

azoomm
06-29-2012, 09:27 AM
I found a solution for y'all...

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Rangerscott
06-29-2012, 09:57 AM
I found a solution for y'all...

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Reed the comments to see how stupid people are.

Particle Man
06-29-2012, 10:00 AM
Same here. I have also walked across the room to turn the lights on, only to turn them back off at the other switch. (Light switch should be down if the lights are off)! :lol:

I have done and will continue to do both of these things.

*twitch, twitch*

My garage has 3 switches for all the lights. I actually pulled one switch out and turned it over because at least one was in the opposite position than the rest when the lights were on or off. That seriously effed with my head.

On another note, I also went through and made sure the screws on the outlet and switch covers all pointed the same direction....

Gas Man
06-29-2012, 10:12 AM
On another note, I also went through and made sure the screws on the outlet and switch covers all pointed the same direction....

I totally have done this throughout my house.

azoomm
06-29-2012, 10:29 AM
I totally have done this throughout my house.

Yup.

As far as stupid.

My sister sent me a link to some crafty blah blah glitter bottle thing yesterday. I guess mommys find it hard to raise children that don't kick and scream when they are in trouble and they want to give them something shiny to distract them. [read: what??] I got through the first 3 comments and my head was going to explode. These people not only breathe [usually with their mouth open], but they drive and vote.

defector
06-29-2012, 12:51 PM
On another note, I also went through and made sure the screws on the outlet and switch covers all pointed the same direction....

I totally have done this throughout my house.

Yup.


Same. Somebody should start an OCD thread now.
I would, but I haven't figured out the perfect thread title yet.

Trip
06-29-2012, 12:53 PM
Note to self: never buy house without walking down every single electrical connection from these people.

Tsunami
06-29-2012, 01:08 PM
Wow you guys are seriously OCD. I just slap on the toilet paper in the holder. I have never noticed if it was over or under. And I have never noticed what direction my light switches are!

Rangerscott
06-29-2012, 01:33 PM
Im gonna sneak into yalls houses and silicone in one port of each outlet.

Rangerscott
06-29-2012, 08:41 PM
This should go ok with this thread.

http://www.colonialmedical.com/flat-d-flatulence-deoderizer-P-1004.html

wildchild
06-29-2012, 10:09 PM
Depends on the roll holder. Some of them work better using the under method.

really? we have to get all PC even with TP? LOL Just fuckin with ya.

I'm in the over crowd and yes I will change it if it's wrong. Our dogs went through a phase of TP is fun, glad that's over.

azoomm
06-29-2012, 10:23 PM
Same. Somebody should start an OCD thread now.
I would, but I haven't figured out the perfect thread title yet.

Like, do all your hangers match?

Do you have labels on your tool box drawers?

Are all your cables and wires labeled and zip tied?

defector
06-29-2012, 10:29 PM
Like, do all your hangers match?

Do you have labels on your tool box drawers?

Are all your cables and wires labeled and zip tied?

No.

No.

Yes. :lol:

Trip
06-29-2012, 10:34 PM
Are all your cables and wires labeled and zip tied?

Oh good, now they are fucking with the insulation along with fucking with the wiring. :lol:

Captain Morgan
06-30-2012, 12:14 PM
Reed the comments to see how stupid people are.

That's on ANY article or review.

Gas Man
06-30-2012, 01:07 PM
Wow you guys are seriously OCD. I just slap on the toilet paper in the holder. I have never noticed if it was over or under. And I have never noticed what direction my light switches are!

Maybe now you have seen the light?!?

Like, do all your hangers match?

Do you have labels on your tool box drawers?

Are all your cables and wires labeled and zip tied?

Yes
No, they are hung on the wall and I know where each and every one is and the label is facing out.
Yes


Also, as far as Zooms light switches. Down is off, up is on. PERIOD!

Trip
06-30-2012, 02:51 PM
Also, as far as Zooms light switches. Down is off, up is on. PERIOD!

So do you wire the logic as AND switches so you have to turn both switches up to make the light come on then? If not, you are not OCD enough. :lol:

azoomm
06-30-2012, 08:13 PM
Maybe now you have seen the light?!?



Yes
No, they are hung on the wall and I know where each and every one is and the label is facing out.
Yes


Also, as far as Zooms light switches. Down is off, up is on. PERIOD!
Holy crap, this new house has peg board in the shop. It's a whole new level for me.

We have one switch I just flipped over in the box today because up was off :lol:

Rangerscott
06-30-2012, 08:35 PM
Anyone carry TP in their vehicle for emergency use?

Gas Man
06-30-2012, 09:12 PM
So do you wire the logic as AND switches so you have to turn both switches up to make the light come on then? If not, you are not OCD enough. :lol:

No I'm not tech dork enough.

Anyone carry TP in their vehicle for emergency use?

No :skep:

Cutty72
07-01-2012, 06:32 PM
Anyone carry TP in their vehicle for emergency use?

Paper towels. Dual use that way.

askmrjesus
07-01-2012, 07:47 PM
Paper towels. Dual use that way.

You can wipe your ass or your visor.

As long as it's in the correct order.

JC

Trip
07-01-2012, 07:50 PM
Backwoods fly fish, I know a good leaf when I see one. :lol:

askmrjesus
07-01-2012, 08:09 PM
Backwoods fly fish, I know a good leaf when I see one. :lol:

Not too wet, not too dry...:lol:

JC

Particle Man
07-02-2012, 08:32 AM
Anyone carry TP in their vehicle for emergency use?

Shop towels.