I dub thee the HEBREW HAMMER

[derf]

I needed a new wood working mallet, so I built one. $3 in wood, $1.62 in pennies, a shit ton of glue, and sanding till my arms are tired. Just needs some dark stain and its done.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/309322_10150891359587396_728231451_n.jpg

And the reason I call it the hebrew hammer

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/486298_10150891375757396_1547079086_n.jpg

[Trip]

looks like a penis

[derf]

looks like a penis

minus the tip

[askmrjesus]

minus the tip

You guys never tip.

JC

[Adeptus_Minor]

I had forgotten that you were a Jewish carpenter. :lol:

That's some nice work there, and a decent use for pennies.
Obviously they weigh more than the wood they replaced, but is it significant heft?

[pauldun170]

looks like a penis

minus the tip

You guys never tip.

JC

:lol

[Particle Man]

What is the weight? Any idea what the solid wood weight would be?

Just curious what the pennies add - some lead in there may add more heft

[Papa_Complex]

Mr. Mitzvah had a paddle. Shouldn't Jewman have a dreidel or something?

[jtemple]

Pennies shift around with impact and reduce rebound, I'd imagine. Kind of like a deadblow hammer.

[Gas Man]

Cool idea!!!

[derf]

Is heavy, probably between 4 and 6 lbs, the Pennies don't move, they are in there pretty solid, I filled the centers with glue packed around the Pennies too.

[Papa_Complex]

Could definitely use one of those as the ban hammer, on our local forum.

[Turbo Ghost]

Oh man! I just had a flashback to the days of "The Hammer" on SBN! His verdict is swift and final!!

[CasterTroy]

Oh man! I just had a flashback to the days of "The Hammer" on SBN! His verdict is swift and final!!

:rockwoot: Everyone in the back room had access to that username :lol:

[Turbo Ghost]

Good times, good times!

[derf]

the hammer was to help me build this

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/599910_10150917297916135_1862074514_n.jpg

[Trip]

does it fold out?

[CasterTroy]

Does the seating area work like a conveyor to draw the victim into the mouth ass first?

[Adeptus_Minor]

Does the seating area work like a conveyor to draw the victim into the mouth ass first?

I was actually thinking this is a chair for an old person.
"Sit down, grandma.." "Can't... thing's lookin' at me like it wants me to die!"

[derf]

Hahaha, no, is a Petri standard Adirondack chair, with a skull carved into the back. I penciled out a matching footrest last night

[fatbuckRTO]

Why do you have the Hebrew word for "soup" inscribed on your hammer?

[Particle Man]

Hahaha, no, is a Petri standard Adirondack chair, with a skull carved into the back. I penciled out a matching footrest last night

That's a a skull? Looks like the McD's hot coffee lady...