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derf
07-18-2012, 11:23 PM
http://cosbysweaters.com/2012/07/18/michelle-jennekes-pre-race-routine-is-delightfully-sensual/

(watch the video)

pauldun170
07-18-2012, 11:45 PM
:lol

Captain Morgan
07-19-2012, 12:10 AM
Page not found.

But youtube to the rescue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cQIqinNYKw

The second could do without the gay song, but turning off speakers works, too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltcCGd9zid8

CasterTroy
07-19-2012, 08:08 AM
:rockwoot:

Adeptus_Minor
07-19-2012, 08:51 AM
God, I love Australians. :lol:

VatorMan
07-19-2012, 09:40 AM
God, I love Australians. :lol:

:iagree: Id' like to :diitb:

Dave
07-19-2012, 10:01 AM
Meh

Trip
07-19-2012, 10:04 AM
:iagree: Id' like to :diitb:

Bush Approves

http://www.twowheelfix.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=964&stc=1&d=1218635627

Krabill
07-19-2012, 11:27 AM
Apparently the Olympic Village is one big orgy for the competitors - http://espn.go.com/espn/print?id=8133052&type=story

RACER X
07-19-2012, 11:40 AM
100,000 condoms, DAMM

Particle Man
07-19-2012, 11:47 AM
Dayum

pauldun170
07-19-2012, 11:54 AM
What the hell?
How did this fap happen?
I don't even recall unzipping.

Papa_Complex
07-19-2012, 12:27 PM
Page not found.

But youtube to the rescue

The second could do without the gay song, but turning off speakers works, too

There was music?

fatbuckRTO
07-19-2012, 12:53 PM
What the hell?
How did this fap happen?
I don't even recall unzipping.
On July 19th...

From director M. Night Shyamalan...

The Fappening

pauldun170
07-19-2012, 02:05 PM
On July 19th...

From director M. Night Shyamalan...

The Fappening

:lol

pauldun170
07-19-2012, 02:11 PM
...

OneSickPsycho
07-19-2012, 03:01 PM
:lol

Papa_Complex
07-19-2012, 03:18 PM
On July 19th...

From director M. Night Shyamalan...

The Fappening

I think that I'll skip that one. He always does a cameo appearance.

Particle Man
07-19-2012, 04:02 PM
There was music?

Indeed

CasterTroy
07-19-2012, 04:11 PM
There was music?

Indeed.....and it helped me "Fap to the rythem fap FAP to the rhyme" just fine!

askmrjesus
07-19-2012, 04:16 PM
On July 19th...

From director M. Night Shyamalan...

The Fappening

:lol:

JC

Tmall
07-19-2012, 04:32 PM
Dibs!!!

defector
07-19-2012, 04:54 PM
What the hell?
How did the Asian come in 2nd?


I was thinking the same thing. :lol:

Rangerscott
07-19-2012, 06:51 PM
I was thinking the same thing. :lol:

Western beef. It already has made their tits bigger.

pauldun170
07-19-2012, 06:58 PM
Michelle Jenneke = 19 years old
Rule of dating = age/2 +7


Therefore 38/2 +7 = 19

I don't care what your fucking calculator says.

derf
07-19-2012, 09:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9o8gr.jpg

pauldun170
07-19-2012, 10:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9o8gr.jpg

Where on earth did you get this picture from?

Forget all the makeup, fake tits and whatever whore dress you can squeeze your ass into
That ladies, is how you get a mans attention

Particle Man
07-19-2012, 10:35 PM
Where on earth did you get this picture from?

Forget all the makeup, fake tits and whatever whore dress you can squeeze your ass into
That ladies, is how you get a mans attention

This.

Absolutely.

Adeptus_Minor
07-19-2012, 10:40 PM
Where on earth did you get this picture from?

Forget all the makeup, fake tits and whatever whore dress you can squeeze your ass into
That ladies, is how you get a mans attention

Yeah... everything but the date repellant socks. :lol:

Particle Man
07-19-2012, 10:44 PM
What socks?

derf
07-19-2012, 10:45 PM
Where on earth did you get this picture from?


I'm good at the internet

pauldun170
07-19-2012, 11:21 PM
Yeah... everything but the date repellant socks. :lol:

If you are seeing those socks the pomp and circumstances if a date are not needed.
You are already there.
Seriously dude...why you homeslicing bout some socks?

Adeptus_Minor
07-20-2012, 12:23 AM
:yum:If you are seeing those socks the pomp and circumstances if a date are not needed.
You are already there.
Seriously dude...why you homeslicing bout some socks?

What? I have to find something to balance the image.
See, I have these grapes... damn... they're sour, but I just keep eating them.

What socks?

The ones that don't match the panties that she isn't showing nearly enough of. redflip

Papa_Complex
07-20-2012, 06:12 AM
Because you know you wanna see it.....

EpyonXero
07-20-2012, 06:58 AM
Im a fan.

derf
07-20-2012, 07:38 AM
http://www.pxleyes.com/images/users/S/Sarah06/4485/fullsize/500810597ea82.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IRNsb.jpg

and just because

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6N2vwe9Swk&feature=player_embedded#!

askmrjesus
07-20-2012, 08:06 AM
Yeah... everything but the date repellant socks. :lol:

Last time I saw a chick with socks like that, there was a house on top of her.

JC

pauldun170
07-20-2012, 08:15 AM
Last time I saw a chick with socks like that, there was a house on top of her.

JC

:lol

Particle Man
07-20-2012, 10:43 AM
Last time I saw a chick with socks like that, there was a house on top of her.

JC

:lmao:

Papa_Complex
07-20-2012, 10:48 AM
Last time I saw a chick with socks like that, there was a house on top of her.

JC

Last time I saw one, she was on page 3 of The Daily Mirror.

derf
07-20-2012, 12:30 PM
Antonija MiĊĦura croatian womans basketball team

https://www.google.com/search?sugexp=chrome,mod%3D8&q=Antonija+Mi%C5%A1ura,+croatian+most+beautiful+at hlete+(basketball)&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=UIcJUPWsIuTM6wHsqrGNCg&biw=1024&bih=643&sei=ZocJUIfZDMiT6QGnt7z6CQ#um=1&hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=Antonija+Mi%C5%A1ura+croatian+&oq=Antonija+Mi%C5%A1ura+croatian+&gs_l=img.3...12705.15135.0.15501.2.2.0.0.0.0.50.94 .2.2.0...0.0...1c.D17snAZwuGg&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=e66b45c4ea581c7&biw=1024&bih=643

http://i47.tinypic.com/241k1h0.jpg

http://sportski.net.hr/2011/07/04/1101007.48.jpg

Flexin
07-21-2012, 10:24 PM
:whatwhat: I was planning on watching anyway but now I have some must se events.

James

derf
07-22-2012, 10:26 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175783/The-raunchiest-Olympics-Record-150-000-condoms-handed-athletes-London-Games--thats-15-EACH.html?ICO=most_read_module

Adeptus_Minor
07-22-2012, 11:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175783/The-raunchiest-Olympics-Record-150-000-condoms-handed-athletes-London-Games--thats-15-EACH.html?ICO=most_read_module

"made available" doesn't necessarily mean "used", but it doesn't mean they won't be either. :wink:

Flexin
07-22-2012, 12:59 PM
Is it too late for me to get on team Canada?

James

derf
07-22-2012, 01:22 PM
"made available" doesn't necessarily mean "used", but it doesn't mean they won't be either. :wink:

In china 4 years ago they made 70k condoms available, they were all used so they brought out 30k more

Turbo Ghost
07-24-2012, 11:04 AM
THAT is one damn fine girl! Muscular thighs, arms and everything in good proportion! Only problem is I doubt I could catch her!

derf
07-24-2012, 12:23 PM
THAT is one damn fine girl! Muscular thighs, arms and everything in good proportion! Only problem is I doubt I could catch her!

I find that traps work well with those types of people. I bet that a gigantic net behind one of those hurdles set to lift as soon as she lands could catch her, then its just a matter of zip ties and ruffees.

Turbo Ghost
07-24-2012, 07:35 PM
I find that traps work well with those types of people. I bet that a gigantic net behind one of those hurdles set to lift as soon as she lands could catch her, then its just a matter of zip ties and ruffees.

I like the cut of your jib sir!

Homeslice
07-24-2012, 09:03 PM
I like the cut of your jib sir!

:lol

OneSickPsycho
07-25-2012, 01:30 PM
They banned this chick:

Voula Papachristou

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/voula-papachristou1.jpg
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5058/5466867293_e2ba93a7f2.jpg
http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/3RvFPT0zbQ4_RSnx6dABtA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00NzA7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/771726b6d50f5d14160f6a70670053b4.jpg

http://news.yahoo.com/greece-expels-olympic-athlete-over-racist-tweets-133129950--oly.html?fb_action_ids=10151044146298614%2C1010037 1461041282&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210151044146298614%22%3A101 51283003484409%2C%2210100371461041282%22%3A1015112 3696734595%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210151044146298614%22%3A%22ne ws.reads%22%2C%2210100371461041282%22%3A%22news.re ads%22%7D&action_ref_map=%7B%2210151044146298614%22%3A%22typ e%3Aread%2Cuser%3ASAzokr7e1bvMZDoR4R9zgZFMFTo%22%2 C%2210100371461041282%22%3A%22type%3Aread%2Cuser%3 A_RLvWuGvT5j-xHJVBkuOz2XqA3U%22%7D&code=AQCeO4xOcqAva0IzRE9_ktooBbbt3S-k7_K7Z5Rog_MdLp1DwoFc4NpgcJ9KsqDNJiKUf12oxoffF3Ubf IywXOAEhUaI7UuL0fUktQ77wnscsN44oGeHhcq2KLClkDjTEgh m0stjkMIQ2fbLNwS5DF0s-NUBCdLY0VKMmPtCioaYwmaY7lnRSfDuhxjjcF6KuZt9guP_fyk tGQkaK2TBJmby#_=_

askmrjesus
07-25-2012, 05:19 PM
They banned this chick:

Voula Papachristou

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/voula-papachristou1.jpg
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5058/5466867293_e2ba93a7f2.jpg
http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/3RvFPT0zbQ4_RSnx6dABtA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00NzA7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/771726b6d50f5d14160f6a70670053b4.jpg

http://news.yahoo.com/greece-expels-olympic-athlete-over-racist-tweets-133129950--oly.html?fb_action_ids=10151044146298614%2C1010037 1461041282&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210151044146298614%22%3A101 51283003484409%2C%2210100371461041282%22%3A1015112 3696734595%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210151044146298614%22%3A%22ne ws.reads%22%2C%2210100371461041282%22%3A%22news.re ads%22%7D&action_ref_map=%7B%2210151044146298614%22%3A%22typ e%3Aread%2Cuser%3ASAzokr7e1bvMZDoR4R9zgZFMFTo%22%2 C%2210100371461041282%22%3A%22type%3Aread%2Cuser%3 A_RLvWuGvT5j-xHJVBkuOz2XqA3U%22%7D&code=AQCeO4xOcqAva0IzRE9_ktooBbbt3S-k7_K7Z5Rog_MdLp1DwoFc4NpgcJ9KsqDNJiKUf12oxoffF3Ubf IywXOAEhUaI7UuL0fUktQ77wnscsN44oGeHhcq2KLClkDjTEgh m0stjkMIQ2fbLNwS5DF0s-NUBCdLY0VKMmPtCioaYwmaY7lnRSfDuhxjjcF6KuZt9guP_fyk tGQkaK2TBJmby#_=_

Nazi whore.

JC

derf
07-25-2012, 08:31 PM
Brittany Viola, Diver

http://outsports.com/jocktalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/BrittanyViola1.jpg


Kirsten Belin, sweedish something to do with a pole

http://i.imgur.com/sG20a.jpg

derf
07-25-2012, 08:47 PM
British womans basketball team sharing a bath

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/olytrain2012/bp21.jpg


The greek chick that got kicked out for being a racist

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/25/article-2178836-14365596000005DC-701_306x538.jpg

shmike
07-26-2012, 11:12 AM
They banned this chick:

Voula Papachristou http://news.yahoo.com/greece-expels-olympic-athlete-over-racist-tweets-133129950--oly.html?fb_action_ids=10151044146298614%2C1010037 1461041282&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210151044146298614%22%3A101 51283003484409%2C%2210100371461041282%22%3A1015112 3696734595%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210151044146298614%22%3A%22ne ws.reads%22%2C%2210100371461041282%22%3A%22news.re ads%22%7D&action_ref_map=%7B%2210151044146298614%22%3A%22typ e%3Aread%2Cuser%3ASAzokr7e1bvMZDoR4R9zgZFMFTo%22%2 C%2210100371461041282%22%3A%22type%3Aread%2Cuser%3 A_RLvWuGvT5j-xHJVBkuOz2XqA3U%22%7D&code=AQCeO4xOcqAva0IzRE9_ktooBbbt3S-k7_K7Z5Rog_MdLp1DwoFc4NpgcJ9KsqDNJiKUf12oxoffF3Ubf IywXOAEhUaI7UuL0fUktQ77wnscsN44oGeHhcq2KLClkDjTEgh m0stjkMIQ2fbLNwS5DF0s-NUBCdLY0VKMmPtCioaYwmaY7lnRSfDuhxjjcF6KuZt9guP_fyk tGQkaK2TBJmby#_=_

Just read the article.

What a crock of shit.

OneSickPsycho
07-26-2012, 11:15 AM
British womans basketball team sharing a bath

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/olytrain2012/bp21.jpg



Whoa, that chick looks more power lifter than basketball player...

Papa_Complex
07-26-2012, 11:19 AM
Whoa, that chick looks more power lifter than basketball player...

That's why you never shoot a portrait with a wide angle lens. It always either makes a good looking woman look bad, or gives you unrealistic expectations as to boob size.

Having read what the Greek girl tweeted, I can't believe that it resulted in her being kicked out. It was a bad joke about how with all of the Africans in Greece, at least the West Nile virus mosquitoes would be getting home cooking.

askmrjesus
07-26-2012, 11:23 AM
Just read the article.

What a crock of shit.

Why?

The Greek Olympic committee chooses not to be represented by a silly racist twit.

Can't say I blame them.

JC

OneSickPsycho
07-26-2012, 11:37 AM
Why?

The Greek Olympic committee chooses not to be represented by a silly racist twit.

Can't say I blame them.

JC

So all jokes referring to any place that has people of color is automatically racist? That's the dumbest shit I think you've ever written.

askmrjesus
07-26-2012, 11:54 AM
So all jokes referring to any place that has people of color is automatically racist? That's the dumbest shit I think you've ever written.

Research bitch, do some.

The joke wasn't about a place. It was about Africans in Greece.

Papachristou is a public supporter of Greece's Golden Dawn party. A self-described "White Nationalist" political party. They are about as far right as they can be, without actually being real live Nazis.

JC

shmike
07-26-2012, 11:56 AM
Research bitch, do some.

The joke wasn't about a place. It was about Africans in Greece.

Papachristou is a public supporter of Greece's Golden Dawn party. A self-described "White Nationalist" political party. They are about as far right as they can be, without actually being real live Nazis.

JC

But they didn't kick her out for being affiliated with the party.

They kicked her out for tweeting a joke that could be aired on Leno or Letterman without pissing off Johnny Cochran.

Homeslice
07-26-2012, 12:13 PM
But they didn't kick her out for being affiliated with the party.

They kicked her out for tweeting a joke that could be aired on Leno or Letterman without pissing off Johnny Cochran.

Correction, they kicked her out for that tweet in COMBINATION with her tweets supporting the right-wing party. Put 2 and 2 together, and it's an image her team didn't want to be associated with.

askmrjesus
07-26-2012, 12:16 PM
Correction, they kicked her out for that tweet in COMBINATION with her tweets supporting the right-wing party. Put 2 and 2 together, and it's an image her team didn't want to be associated with.

Bingo.

Greece has enough PR problems right now, without having a fucking Hitler lover on the high jump team.

JC

shmike
07-26-2012, 12:20 PM
More than 7% of the population are Hitler lovers.

shmike
07-26-2012, 12:24 PM
Also, Greece should consider showing up to one of Ed's kid's birthday parties.

It's great PR.

askmrjesus
07-26-2012, 12:24 PM
More than 7% of the population are Hitler lovers.

Maybe they should try out for the Special Olympics instead.


Also, Greece should consider showing up to one of Ed's kid's birthday parties.

It's great PR.

:lol:

JC

Papa_Complex
07-26-2012, 12:34 PM
Bingo.

Greece has enough PR problems right now, without having a fucking Hitler lover on the high jump team.

JC

Given how things went for them back in the '30s, it wouldn't be anything new for the Olympic Committee.

OneSickPsycho
07-26-2012, 12:45 PM
I read the joke and don't think it's racist. Don't care what groups she is affiliated with, the joke wasn't racist. So you can't joke about Africans without it being racist? There goes my millions of starving Ethiopians jokes...

Rangerscott
07-26-2012, 12:52 PM
Wait just a second. Only people of the US mothafuckin A are be racist.

askmrjesus
07-26-2012, 05:08 PM
I read the joke and don't think it's racist. Don't care what groups she is affiliated with, the joke wasn't racist. So you can't joke about Africans without it being racist? There goes my millions of starving Ethiopians jokes...

Dude, the bitch is a Nazi.

Stupid fucking Nazi to boot. She's about to leave for the Olympics, (the international group-hug reach around) and that's the tweet she sends out?

Not too fucking bright.

JC

Papa_Complex
07-26-2012, 05:57 PM
Dude, the bitch is a Nazi.

Stupid fucking Nazi to boot. She's about to leave for the Olympics, (the international group-hug reach around) and that's the tweet she sends out?

Not too fucking bright.

JC

She's an Olympic athlete, not a rocket surgeon. Those hundred thousand condoms they're going to use up in a week aren't to stop the next Einstein from being born :lol:

derf
07-27-2012, 12:45 AM
Some russian chick

http://i.imgur.com/j8CfG.jpg

derf
07-27-2012, 10:37 AM
http://now.msn.com/the-hottest-female-athletes-at-the-2012-olympics?ocid=vt_fbmsnnow

OneSickPsycho
07-27-2012, 10:47 AM
http://now.msn.com/the-hottest-female-athletes-at-the-2012-olympics?ocid=vt_fbmsnnow

Some of those chicks are ugly as fuck.

pauldun170
07-27-2012, 11:26 AM
I would go down on every woman on that list. I would do it in front of live studio audience. I would do it in front of my Mom. I just would.

Would I brag about it to my wife's divorce lawyer? (cause thats who I would be talking too if any of these girls showed up at my front door and called me out on my offer)
Christina Vukicevic - yes
Stephanie Rice - maybe...
Tatiana Ariza - maybe
Federica Pellegrini - trying to make up my mind
Marsha Marescia - yes
Francesca Piccinini - yes
Elisa Di Francisca - yes
Ana Ivanovic - yes
Leryn Franco - yes

Gas Man
07-27-2012, 12:40 PM
The last one was the hottest..

But how can we really tell without full body shots. SHEESH

Turbo Ghost
07-27-2012, 04:13 PM
Although I would love to do many nasty things to all those ladies, there's no way I would mess with the fencer or the javelin thrower! Especially the javelin thrower! The fencer has to be close to hurt you when you break her heart but, the thrower can take you out at distance!!

Turbo Ghost
07-27-2012, 04:19 PM
It was mentioned earlier displeasure with the song chosen for the original video. Here's the original music video by Sabrina and one of the commentors was nice enough to include the times for all the nip-slips! You'll have to sign in since it has been flagged though! Also, yes she has posed nude!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqkUmvL-oHc&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsear ch_query%3Dsabrina%2Bboys%26oq%3Dsabrina%2Bboys%26 gs_l%3Dyoutube.3..0l10.4746.7750.0.7907.12.10.0.2. 2.0.496.1715.2j4j2j0j1.9.0...0.0...1ac.IAlDG1YAR3g

defector
07-27-2012, 09:52 PM
I don't know if she even competes anymore, but Alenka Bikar had a world class fart box.
Giggity.

Porkchop
07-27-2012, 10:42 PM
Sitting here watching the parade of nations. There are WAAAAAYYYY hotter girls that i've seen walking out than any of them on that list.

Hungary is apparently one giant hottie factory.... holy shit. :drool:

And San Marino. :lol:

EDIT... Oh dear lord.... and Spain....

Super hottie from turkmenistan....

Rangerscott
07-27-2012, 11:15 PM
Austria had some good ones.

EpyonXero
07-27-2012, 11:27 PM
Hungary, Spain, Argentina, and the US were the best

Rangerscott
07-27-2012, 11:54 PM
I wonder if the dudes already had the condoms while doing the intro walk.

Porkchop
07-28-2012, 01:41 PM
Austria had some good ones.

Yes

I wonder if the dudes already had the condoms while doing the intro walk.

Just doing it out there in the middle of the big mass of people in the stadium. Hell yeah. You know they were all looking around trying to catch eyes and find out what countries to look for. The more i hear about this Olympic villiage, the more i want to be an olympian just to go and stay there... :lol: People just hooking up everywhere, out in the open, big international orgies. Its like one giant college "ill never see you again" binge...

Porkchop
07-28-2012, 10:13 PM
A more comprehensive list...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1223953-100-hottest-olympians-of-2012#/articles/1223953-100-hottest-olympians-of-2012

derf
07-30-2012, 11:59 AM
Dutch field hockey

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fTcBbrdzBqdxco1T_Xad_A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/149477339.jpg

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/TNKz658ONVZtOXLyMyJ6cQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTM1MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/dutch2.jpg

http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/olympics-netherlands-women-s-field-hockey-slideshow/the-associated-press-photo-1343594118.html

VatorMan
07-30-2012, 01:18 PM
Dutch field hockey

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fTcBbrdzBqdxco1T_Xad_A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/149477339.jpg

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/TNKz658ONVZtOXLyMyJ6cQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTM1MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/dutch2.jpg

http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/olympics-netherlands-women-s-field-hockey-slideshow/the-associated-press-photo-1343594118.html

I would have used my whole rubber allotment just on that team.

derf
07-30-2012, 05:38 PM
I love yahoo answers

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120730073225AAgUZtP

Particle Man
07-30-2012, 08:40 PM
I love yahoo answers

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120730073225AAgUZtP
"This question has been deleted

Questions on Yahoo! Answers are sometimes deleted according to our Community Guidelines."

derf
07-30-2012, 10:09 PM
"This question has been deleted

Questions on Yahoo! Answers are sometimes deleted according to our Community Guidelines."

The guy had some awesomely dirty thoughts about the girls in orange and a giant body condom

Smittie61984
07-31-2012, 10:04 AM
Apparently the Olympic Village is one big orgy for the competitors - http://espn.go.com/espn/print?id=8133052&type=story

Of course. You have tons of 18 year old athletes who are in spectacular shape crammed into hotels and ready to party with each other.

Why?

The Greek Olympic committee chooses not to be represented by a silly racist twit.

Can't say I blame them.

JC

Unless it's 49 Arab countries refusing to play next to or against Jews.

Also the cameraman/woman should be shot for not filming that from behind. Along with the assholes who decided to have the summer olympics in god damn England. There is absolutely no justification for volleyball players to be wearing long pants. Fuck it, let's just have the next summer olympics in Barrow Alaska.

derf
07-31-2012, 12:26 PM
Australian synchronized swimming team

http://i.imgur.com/1JO76.jpg

Trip
07-31-2012, 12:27 PM
Australian Sync Swimmers are the new fap material for olympic geeks

http://i.imgur.com/1JO76.jpg

Particle Man
07-31-2012, 12:31 PM
Holy hell...

Trip
07-31-2012, 12:40 PM
LOL, me and derf weren't even a minute apart posting that up. HA HA

derf
07-31-2012, 12:42 PM
Volley Ball

http://i.imgur.com/l1iuDh.jpg

Smittie61984
07-31-2012, 12:46 PM
The beach volleyball has more wedgies and lesbo vibes but the indoor ones have the best freaking bodies. Look at those legs!

Trip
07-31-2012, 12:56 PM
Volley Ball

http://i.imgur.com/l1iuDh.jpg

Runs to bathroom at work...

VatorMan
07-31-2012, 03:18 PM
US Water Polo team.

http://i.imgur.com/GIC7m.jpg

pauldun170
07-31-2012, 03:24 PM
Something so simple
Can lead to the balls so blue
beware fap attack....

LeeNetworX
07-31-2012, 03:27 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UjPHyhxxFow/TL_GbmdrwgI/AAAAAAAADPI/UMxR8jKWyMU/s1600/ESPN_MagFull.jpg

pauldun170
07-31-2012, 03:27 PM
Twelve floating hotties
Make penis begin to drift
Found New Wall Paper

pauldun170
07-31-2012, 03:29 PM
LeeNetworX photo
right click save as to desktop
fap fap fap fap fap

Trip
07-31-2012, 03:29 PM
That's a lot of naked women, that bastard photog...

Smittie61984
07-31-2012, 04:08 PM
Looks at the legs on 2 and 5!!!

Also I like that their swimsuits come far up their butt enough to cause a thongish tan line!

RACER X
07-31-2012, 04:44 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/olympics-20-hottest-olympic-athletes-slideshow/

EpyonXero
07-31-2012, 05:49 PM
Im going to learn how to play team handball, I think I could make it to the next Olympics so I could hit on all of the hot girls with sports legs.

askmrjesus
07-31-2012, 07:30 PM
I'm going to need twelve bottles of Vodka, nine pounds of honey, some "powered sugar", and one beer.

Let the games begin.

JC

Particle Man
07-31-2012, 09:37 PM
I love this thread.

derf
08-01-2012, 12:29 AM
Any Acuff, high jumper, US

(NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/wEgYY.jpg

(NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/esJC3.jpg

(NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/DbHao.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ndygd.jpg


3 US track girls

http://i.imgur.com/NMHuh.jpg

Riceaholic
08-01-2012, 05:01 AM
Volley Ball

http://i.imgur.com/l1iuDh.jpg

check please...

OneSickPsycho
08-01-2012, 09:07 AM
Action shot...

LeeNetworX
08-01-2012, 09:09 AM
Pauldun posts haiku
water spurts out of my nose
about pissed myself

Gas Man
08-01-2012, 10:38 AM
HOLY HELL!!! :drool:

derf
08-01-2012, 11:09 AM
Action shot...

Anal!

Add squid and you have Japanese porn

derf
08-01-2012, 06:42 PM
Alicia Sacramone

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/501991ffc4aaab20160cf4c3/50199200c4aa11e9833de816/?format=750w

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/501991ffc4aaab20160cf4c3/50199200c4aaab20160cf4c5/?format=750w3

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/501991ffc4aaab20160cf4c3/50199200e4b06e3a57e23d0b/?format=500w


Hope Solo

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/50199353e4b07cab1f8e72b6/5019935484ae595fb9cff815/?format=500w

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/50199353e4b07cab1f8e72b6/5019935484ae595fb9cff816/?format=500w

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/50199353e4b07cab1f8e72b6/50199354c4aaab20160cf6ca/?format=750w

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/50199353e4b07cab1f8e72b6/50199355e4b01ee276bfb637/?format=500w


Daniela Hantuchova

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/t/50199e01e4b01ee276bfd434/1343856130525/?format=750w


Almudena Cid Tostado

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/501997c9c4aaab20160cff57/501997c9c4aaab20160cff58/?format=300w

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/501997c9c4aaab20160cff57/501997c9e4b07cab1f8e8355/?format=500w


Volleyball

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/t/50196af7e4b0a463fb310fa7/1343843066497/?format=750w


Susan Kullar

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/501993ebe4b07cab1f8e73a6/501993ebe4b06e3a57e2419b/?format=500w

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/501993ebe4b07cab1f8e73a6/501993ed84ae595fb9cff8e3/?format=300w


Fatima Moreira de Melo (dutch field hockey)

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/5019942de4b01ee276bfb813/5019942de4b06e3a57e24204/?format=500w

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/5019942de4b01ee276bfb813/5019942ee4b01ee276bfb814/?format=750w

OneSickPsycho
08-02-2012, 09:05 AM
Fatima Moreira de Melo (dutch field hockey)

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/5019942de4b01ee276bfb813/5019942de4b06e3a57e24204/?format=500w

Looks like Natalie Portman, only with a body... at least in this pic...

Adeptus_Minor
08-02-2012, 09:46 AM
Alicia Sacramone

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/501991ffc4aaab20160cf4c3/50199200c4aa11e9833de816/?format=750w

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/501991ffc4aaab20160cf4c3/50199200c4aaab20160cf4c5/?format=750w3

https://static.squarespace.com/static/501817f2c4aa5fb338c44b2c/501991ffc4aaab20160cf4c3/50199200e4b06e3a57e23d0b/?format=500w



Yes, please.

askmrjesus
08-02-2012, 09:48 AM
Is Hope Solo Han's sister?

JC

Particle Man
08-02-2012, 10:00 AM
Is Hope Solo Han's sister?

JC

Dunno but she can pet my Wookie anytime...

derf
08-02-2012, 12:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-YAMiS5wA&t=0m3s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=QP_SCNJqA6Y&NR=1

pauldun170
08-02-2012, 12:19 PM
Dunno but she can pet my Wookie anytime...

Why do I now expect Homeslice to jump in and thread hijack about "man scaping"

askmrjesus
08-02-2012, 06:18 PM
Why do I now expect Homeslice to jump in and thread hijack about "man scaping"

:lol:

JC

EpyonXero
08-02-2012, 09:54 PM
I love sports

derf
08-03-2012, 11:59 AM
This cameraman deserves a raise (or a job) His channel really is this awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r51E4Rb2PgU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwnpo6w_OB0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMR26EnsDk4

askmrjesus
08-03-2012, 12:30 PM
This cameraman deserves a raise (or a job) His channel really is this awesome



You want really good Olympic coverage?

Hand the camera to an assman. :lol:

JC

OneSickPsycho
08-03-2012, 12:48 PM
There's something incredibly creepy and disturbing about those videos... even for me.

That said, I watched all three... and in the 2nd one, the chick on the right had a better ass anyway...

pauldun170
08-03-2012, 02:00 PM
You want really good Olympic coverage?

Hand the camera to an assman. :lol:

JC

:lol




:rockwoot:

Smittie61984
08-03-2012, 04:01 PM
I can't let my fiancee see these vids. She's been in Italy and when she gets back she'll think I took a secret trip to London to film the Olympics.

derf
08-03-2012, 05:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dehc3.jpg

I keep finding ones of womans gymnastics, but for the most part I am lead to believe that they are all under the age of consent, with most having not yet hit puberty and at this point am not willing to post them here for fear of being a child porn bad person

Smittie61984
08-03-2012, 06:20 PM
All that big money for the Olympics and they can only find safety pins to pin her number? Don't they know it's much easier to have them run naked iwth numbers painted???

RACER X
08-04-2012, 07:55 AM
Ivet Lalova..


http://i.imgur.com/junJh.gif

Homeslice
08-04-2012, 09:22 PM
^ LMAO

Love how they made sure to cut out the chick on the left, so it's harder to tell that the vid has been sped up

Still damn nice ass tho

EpyonXero
08-04-2012, 10:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dehc3.jpg

I keep finding ones of womans gymnastics, but for the most part I am lead to believe that they are all under the age of consent, with most having not yet hit puberty and at this point am not willing to post them here for fear of being a child porn bad person

Ive never been one for chicks with six packs but this years Olympics has changed my mind.

askmrjesus
08-05-2012, 12:21 AM
Love how they made sure to cut out the chick on the left, so it's harder to tell that the vid has been sped up



Why must you try so hard to shatter my illusions, CSI boy?

JC

derf
08-05-2012, 04:17 PM
Sweeds!

http://i.imgur.com/WzArs.jpg

More Ennis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyvLig3Q0hY

http://i.imgur.com/auau5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Pgrvl.jpg

Soccer

http://i.imgur.com/FAN8L.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Zm1tf.jpg

Finland likes being on the pole

http://i.imgur.com/u030Z.jpg

pauldun170
08-05-2012, 05:25 PM
....

EpyonXero
08-05-2012, 07:23 PM
My favorite beach volleyball team, from the Czech Republic. They lost to one of the US teams today :( :

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/slukova-beach-volleyball-37.jpg

derf
08-05-2012, 07:58 PM
NSFW water polo

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/85/0001094585/13/img1da337c8zik1zj.jpeg

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/XII%20FINA%20World%20Championships%20Day%2013%204W K7uTcQivWl.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00554/SNN1417A-682_554183a.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/o8SFV.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/I8d5k.png

Apoc
08-05-2012, 10:22 PM
These olympics are only missing Shawn Johnson.

Adeptus_Minor
08-05-2012, 11:52 PM
NSFW water polo

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/85/0001094585/13/img1da337c8zik1zj.jpeg

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/XII%20FINA%20World%20Championships%20Day%2013%204W K7uTcQivWl.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00554/SNN1417A-682_554183a.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/o8SFV.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/I8d5k.png

So that's why that sport still exists... :lol:

derf
08-06-2012, 12:39 AM
Yes that's it

pauldun170
08-06-2012, 10:16 AM
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-6-most-accidentally-erotic-images-2012-olympics/

pauldun170
08-06-2012, 04:54 PM
http://www.heavy.com/action/action-videos/girls-videos/2012/08/the-20-hottest-womens-olympic-asses-a-video-tribute/

pauldun170
08-06-2012, 05:00 PM
A new take on an old favorite

Papa_Complex
08-07-2012, 06:12 AM
OK, which of you paid off that Norwegian women's soccer judge?

RACER X
08-07-2012, 06:27 AM
RAWR!!!!

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/10/06/1225935/131326-seen-lee.jpg

http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/lee-seen-2010-10-6-5-50-5.jpg




kekekeke



1TGTm9HBKH0

x8ZDHh7Gty0

derf
08-07-2012, 07:24 AM
RAWR!!!!

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/10/06/1225935/131326-seen-lee.jpg

http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/lee-seen-2010-10-6-5-50-5.jpg




Fucking evil bastard take that shit back

Particle Man
08-07-2012, 07:52 AM
Jesusfuckingchrist, Ed. WTF

askmrjesus
08-07-2012, 09:45 AM
Ed must die.

JC

Trip
08-07-2012, 09:50 AM
CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!!

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/QryA.6AYPMwWuWlRsXLmEg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2012-08-05T160046Z_1467375869_LM2E88515LABL_RTRMADP_3_OLY-WEIG-WLW76K-WLW026A01.JPG

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/game-on/2012/03/05/holleyx-large.jpg

pauldun170
08-07-2012, 09:56 AM
Jesusfuckingchrist, Ed. WTF

You didn't know about Ed's armpit fetish?
Its like titty fucking except "different".
Shaved pits leave burns.

So I've heard

pauldun170
08-07-2012, 09:58 AM
CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!!

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/QryA.6AYPMwWuWlRsXLmEg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2012-08-05T160046Z_1467375869_LM2E88515LABL_RTRMADP_3_OLY-WEIG-WLW76K-WLW026A01.JPG

She looks really happy in that pic.
Good for her.

All 350lbs of her.

derf
08-07-2012, 12:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cLTEm.jpg

VatorMan
08-07-2012, 01:48 PM
RAWR!!!!

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/10/06/1225935/131326-seen-lee.jpg

http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/lee-seen-2010-10-6-5-50-5.jpg



Back at ya. You and Homeslice can share.

http://i.imgur.com/gUxNr.jpg

pauldun170
08-07-2012, 03:15 PM
I'm reading this on my phone so maybe its just looks funny on my phone but someone looks really happy to be there.

Riceaholic
08-08-2012, 05:23 AM
[QUOTE=RACER X;517528]RAWR!!!!

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/10/06/1225935/131326-seen-lee.jpg

http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/lee-seen-2010-10-6-5-50-5.jpg




kekekeke


What country is that fella from?

LeeNetworX
08-08-2012, 09:42 AM
What's with giving male medal winners flowers? I suppose it was for the sole reason of covering up their excitement.

shmike
08-08-2012, 11:15 AM
I'm reading this on my phone so maybe its just looks funny on my phone but someone looks really happy to be there.

Congrats, you have finally outgayed Homeslice!

All future fashion threads will be directed to pauldun.

pauldun170
08-08-2012, 06:19 PM
Congrats, you have finally outgayed Homeslice!

All future fashion threads will be directed to pauldun.

Are we talking top gay or bottom gay?

OneSickPsycho
08-08-2012, 07:11 PM
Are we talking top gay or bottom gay?

Gaping, four-donger bottom.

pauldun170
08-08-2012, 07:36 PM
Gaping, four-donger bottom.

Wait...four dongs at one time?
Is that even possible?

OneSickPsycho
08-09-2012, 09:12 AM
Wait...four dongs at one time?
Is that even possible?

You've seen goatse, right?

Smittie61984
08-09-2012, 09:14 AM
NSFW water polo



I'm not complaining but I don't understand why they haven't come out with something else for them to wear.

I feel they need an outfit with shot style bottoms (like what the swimmers now wear) or they need to get a one peice thong bathing suit since they get wedgies anyways. Infact all women's sports should involve thong bottoms.

Particle Man
08-09-2012, 09:21 AM
infact all women's sports should involve thong bottoms.

qft :)

VatorMan
08-09-2012, 10:27 AM
Gaping, four-donger bottom.

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg163/vashon00/Mckayla_Olympics_Victory_Boner_Guy_1.jpg

pauldun170
08-09-2012, 10:35 AM
Infact all women's sports should involve thong bottoms.

Careful what you wish for.
Waxing\trimming is not exactly common around the world.