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pauldun170
08-28-2012, 11:04 PM
Responding with "Tits or it didn't happen" may be considered bad form.

Pauldun170's etiquette tip of the day.
Trip
08-28-2012, 11:06 PM
Wtf lol
Dave
08-29-2012, 12:59 AM
tits or it didnt happen
defector
08-29-2012, 06:59 AM
Please don't call HR!
tommymac
08-29-2012, 07:23 AM
Responding with "Tits or it didn't happen" may be considered bad form.

Pauldun170's etiquette tip of the day.

I can see that on other forums, I think its expected here, so thats ok.
Gas Man
08-29-2012, 08:31 AM
Please don't call HR!
Yes this!
pauldun170
08-29-2012, 03:57 PM
When your leg falls asleep after taking a dump at work, does the limp back to your desk qualify for a "Walk of shame" label?
Trip
08-29-2012, 04:15 PM
When your leg falls asleep after taking a dump at work, does the limp back to your desk qualify for a "Walk of shame" label?

No taking a dump is the walk of pride

I want to figure out how people shit underneath the seat and up into the upper sides of the bowl. That shit defines fucking logic.
pauldun170
08-29-2012, 04:25 PM
No taking a dump is the walk of pride

I want to figure out how people shit underneath the seat and up into the upper sides of the bowl. That shit defines fucking logic.

That's from explosive craps where the crap bounces back up. Kinda like skipping a stone mixed in with some other highly technical hydrodynamic stuff.

That's what killed George Burns.
Trip
08-29-2012, 04:36 PM
That's from explosive craps where the crap bounces back up. Kinda like skipping a stone mixed in with some other highly technical hydrodynamic stuff.

That's what killed George Burns.

I have had some really explosive shits, but I have yet to accomplish the splash back.
Smittie61984
08-29-2012, 05:49 PM
I have had some really explosive shits, but I have yet to accomplish the splash back.

You've obviously have never ordered Mexican food from a menu where it is only in Spanish.

And since we are on this subject...
http://boutlife.hubpages.com/hub/the-12-types-of-shit
pauldun170
12-27-2012, 09:22 PM
Mental note: Must stop saying to myself "Precious" whenever I see an obese black woman.

Mental note: If you keep saying to yourself "Precious" whenever you see an obese black woman you will eventually address an obese black woman as "Precious"
e.g. "Easy there Precious, yelling at the conductor isn't going to change this train from an express to a local"
Particle Man
12-29-2012, 08:44 AM
That's what killed George Burns.

:lol
tommymac
12-29-2012, 10:15 AM
Mental note: Must stop saying to myself "Precious" whenever I see an obese black woman.

Mental note: If you keep saying to yourself "Precious" whenever you see an obese black woman you will eventually address an obese black woman as "Precious"
e.g. "Easy there Precious, yelling at the conductor isn't going to change this train from an express to a local"

Dont come to my ER then, theyre everywhere :lol:
Papa_Complex
12-29-2012, 11:46 AM
Mental note: Must stop saying to myself "Precious" whenever I see an obese black woman.

Mental note: If you keep saying to yourself "Precious" whenever you see an obese black woman you will eventually address an obese black woman as "Precious"
e.g. "Easy there Precious, yelling at the conductor isn't going to change this train from an express to a local"

This is only slightly unacceptable. It slips to completely out there when you say it like Gollum.