Missed my chance

[Papa_Complex]

Apparently Kristen Stewart was here yesterday. Since she can't decide whether to bone the dog, the fanger, or the director, I guess I missed my shot at boning her.

Oh well.

Skank.

[LeeNetworX]

Who?

[Papa_Complex]

The sparkly vampire groupie.

[Trip]

Bitch is in On the Road, fucking whore

[KSGregman]

She's a fucking head case...the kind of girl you meet and the little voice inside your head is screaming RUN!!!!!!! not even 5 minutes later.

[shmike]

Who?

Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?

[pauldun170]

I'd hit it.
Keep in mind that I'm married so I'll answer "I'd hit it" to any cute girl with a nice body.
When you don't have any skin in the game you can declare anyone fuckable.

[pauldun170]

Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?

Crazy = bad
Slutty = awesome
Crazy slutty = awesome

As long as she isn't stalker crazy slutty

[Papa_Complex]

Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?

She was the female lead in that stupid series about the sparkly vampires. She cheated on her co-star sparkly vampire boyfriend with a married director of the next movie she did.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-gossip/kristen-stewart-second-affair-the-latest-1194706

[Tmall]

The sparkly vampire groupie.

Look how surprised she looks.

[LeeNetworX]

She was the female lead in that stupid series about the sparkly vampires. She cheated on her co-star sparkly vampire boyfriend with a married director of the next movie she did.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-gossip/kristen-stewart-second-affair-the-latest-1194706

Why do you know all of this? :lol

[Papa_Complex]

I watch TV occasionally.

Oh, and all of the parodies.

[fatbuckRTO]

Why do you know all of this? :lol

If you have a pre-teen girl anywhere in the near vicinity, you will know all about it. If not, you might still know because all of the major news websites carried it as front-page headliners.

[Trip]

I watch TV occasionally.

Oh, and all of the parodies.

I don't know how you can not know about this. I literally have only like 2 channels worth watching on my TV and I still know who this bitch is...you can't escape it. I am calling BS for anyone claiming that they don't know who she is...

[shmike]

I don't know how you can not know about this. I literally have only like 2 channels worth watching on my TV and I still know who this bitch is...you can't escape it. I am calling BS for anyone claiming that they don't know who she is...

Call BS all you want.

I didn't know who she is.

Still don't.

I'm not sure what vampire show you are referring to or who her co-star is, who her husband is or who she is.

[Porkchop]

Call BS all you want.

I didn't know who she is.

Still don't.

I'm not sure what vampire show you are referring to or who her co-star is, who her husband is or who she is.

No show... movie trilogy. These sparkly queers....

http://www.redplum.com/uploadedImages/Articles/Life@Home/Entertainment/Twilight%20Eclipse%20Coupon%20Main.jpg

[Papa_Complex]

I don't know how you can not know about this. I literally have only like 2 channels worth watching on my TV and I still know who this bitch is...you can't escape it. I am calling BS for anyone claiming that they don't know who she is...

Even the newspapers. Anything that mentioned TIFF also mentioned that this is her first public appearance since 'the incident.'

[Adeptus_Minor]

Look how surprised she looks.

How can you tell? :lol:

And I'm with PC, I'd hit it too. She has some strange, moody bitch allure to her that works for me.

[Dave]

How can you tell? :lol:

And I'm with PC, I'd hit it too. She has some strange, moody bitch allure to her that works for me.

She looks like shes probably a terrible "are you done yet get off of me i have a headache pillow queen" I'd hit it but I'd want a notarized written contract for an anal option beforehand :P

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/273.jpg

Miss overly attached girlfriend however could get it all day :whatwhat:

[Trip]

No show... movie trilogy. These sparkly queers....

http://www.redplum.com/uploadedImages/Articles/Life@Home/Entertainment/Twilight%20Eclipse%20Coupon%20Main.jpg

It's impossible to be that clueless to never see anything about this on TV, net, movies, or newspapers.

She was also in that shitty Snow White movie with Charlize Theron.

Just found out the other day she is in Kerouac's On the Road too, fucking bitch...

[Sixxxxer]

She was also the little girl in Panic Room

[Adeptus_Minor]

She was also the little girl in Panic Room

I try not to count that one because I watched 2/3rds of that movie before I realized that wasn't a little boy. :lol:

[Dave]

downs syndrome eyes

[Homeslice]

LOL, I think one of you gave me shit for not knowing who someone was........And now this? You seriously don't know who she is?

[Papa_Complex]

It's impossible to be that clueless to never see anything about this on TV, net, movies, or newspapers.

She was also in that shitty Snow White movie with Charlize Theron.

Just found out the other day she is in Kerouac's On the Road too, fucking bitch...

It was the Snow White director she cheated with.

[derf]

I think that given the chance I would do crazy

[azoomm]

I think that given the chance I would do crazy

You're heterosexual. You do crazy all the time.

[Papa_Complex]

You're heterosexual. You do crazy all the time.

From what I've seen, it isn't as exclusively heterosexual thing.

[Apoc]

I think that given the chance I would do crazy



She is hot. She is also pretty funny when she isn't doing the overly attached GF thing. I saw a short video of her doing some standup about a year or so ago, from before she started the youtube crazy gf act.

[Rangerscott]

She looks like shes probably a terrible "are you done yet get off of me i have a headache pillow queen" I'd hit it but I'd want a notarized written contract for an anal option beforehand :P

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/273.jpg

Miss overly attached girlfriend however could get it all day :whatwhat:

Now who is that again?

[Trip]

Now who is that again?

overly attached girlfriend meme

[LeeNetworX]

Yes, I've heard of Twilight. Do I know who's in them - no. And the only news site I go to these days is Reuters, simply because the main page isn't plastered with shit like this and it covers actual news. Believe it or not, don't really care.

[pauldun170]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss

[Rangerscott]

:lol

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/6/7/13/enhanced-buzz-735-1339091177-7.jpg

[Smittie61984]

I don't know how you can not know about this. I literally have only like 2 channels worth watching on my TV and I still know who this bitch is...you can't escape it. I am calling BS for anyone claiming that they don't know who she is...

If not for my fiance going to the movies becuase her 18 year old sister is of course obsessed with it, I wouldn't have had a clue who she is. Or at the most the name would sound familiar but I'd never be able to put a face or what she's been in to it.

Judging by her pictures in a bikini, she is way too bony for me considering my taste in women's body type are on par with Ice-T. Though I'd tap that without a condom and baby daddy that gold mine.

[Apoc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss

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Was that really scenes from those shows? Because they are beyond mega bad. I have never seen the films, but I figures the actors were at lease decent. At first I was confused. Thought somebody was using retards to remake parody scenes.

[pauldun170]

\
Was that really scenes from those shows? Because they are beyond mega bad. I have never seen the films, but I figures the actors were at lease decent. At first I was confused. Thought somebody was using retards to remake parody scenes.

No...its a spoof.
They dub over the scenes and youtubez em

[tommymac]

I don't know how you can not know about this. I literally have only like 2 channels worth watching on my TV and I still know who this bitch is...you can't escape it. I am calling BS for anyone claiming that they don't know who she is...

I didn tknow who she was before all this drama started, now its force fed down our throats so we have no choice, I guess the kardashians needed a break from the headlines.

[Trip]

I didn tknow who she was before all this drama started, now its force fed down our throats so we have no choice, I guess the kardashians needed a break from the headlines.

I found out who she was after twilight came out because people started posting about glittery vampires and I didn't believe what they were saying about that movie was true and I had to wikipedia and google pic it. That's one crazy ass bitch that wrote those stories.

[Papa_Complex]

I found out who she was after twilight came out because people started posting about glittery vampires and I didn't believe what they were saying about that movie was true and I had to wikipedia and google pic it. That's one crazy ass bitch that wrote those stories.

Seriously. What the fuck ever happened to the "30 Days of Night" vampires? Real. Fucking. Predators.

[Homeslice]

Judging by her pictures in a bikini, she is way too bony for me considering my taste in women's body type are on par with Ice-T. Though I'd tap that without a condom and baby daddy that gold mine.

:lol

[tommymac]

Seriously. What the fuck ever happened to the "30 Days of Night" vampires? Real. Fucking. Predators.

its the pussification of america, next thing you will see vegan zombies.

[Papa_Complex]

its the pussification of america, next thing you will see vegan zombies.

"Cauliflower........"

[Tmall]

Seriously. What the fuck ever happened to the "30 Days of Night" vampires? Real. Fucking. Predators.

I blame it on the fact that Bronies aren't beaten on sight. If the upcoming generation are THAT much of a bunch of pussies, we're going to see a hell of a lot worse in years to come.

[Papa_Complex]

I blame it on the fact that Bronies aren't beaten on sight. If the upcoming generation are THAT much of a bunch of pussies, we're going to see a hell of a lot worse in years to come.

Dude, I played Dungeons and Dragons, and even we beat up those pussies.

[KSGregman]

I blame it on the fact that Bronies aren't beaten on sight. If the upcoming generation are THAT much of a bunch of pussies, we're going to see a hell of a lot worse in years to come.

Had to Google "Bronies"....fecking christ....it just gets worse and worse. I was happier NOT knowing that "subculture" existed.

And yes...a good solid beating to knock the stupid out of them would probably be the best possible course of action....for them...and society as a whole.

[Smittie61984]

http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/fk-team-edward-blade-twilight-sucks-demotivational-posters-1294561305.jpg

http://assets.shitbrix.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/21650/resized/bladej.jpg

[Trip]

Had to Google "Bronies"....fecking christ....it just gets worse and worse. I was happier NOT knowing that "subculture" existed.

And yes...a good solid beating to knock the stupid out of them would probably be the best possible course of action....for them...and society as a whole.

yeah I did too, What the FUCK?!?!?!?!

Bronies simply means people who are of an older age group and like to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. There is nothing particularly exciting about this, but they make a big deal out of it.

Jump on to a forum most places online, and you will see these people often pushing their fandom. As in, you will be on a forum for cars, and someone will have their display picture as a pony, and all their posts will be about ponies. Then when people accuse them of being off topic, they go into a rant about acceptance, as if watching a cartoon is some sort of big revelation.

Subculture is one thing, but it is a totally other thing to push it into people's faces and then get upset. It would be like heavy metal fan jumping on to a My Little Pony forum and spending their whole time talking about metal, and then getting upset that they aren't well received.

As such, bronies are known to complain about acceptance, and about how hard it is to live in a world like this. News flash fellahs, no one really gives a shit. People don't hate that you like My Little Pony, they hate that you won't fucking shut up about it.

[Smittie61984]

yeah I did too, What the FUCK?!?!?!?!

I'm going to try and find the podcast but an Atlanta show called "The Regular Guys" has a guy who does a lot of different voices. He called into the Bronies show one day and kept asking funny ass questions. I'll have to find it but it's funny as hell. And disturbing.

[pauldun170]

:lol

[Homeslice]

Am I the only one who needed to google My Little Pony?

[tommymac]

Am I the only one who needed to google My Little Pony?

I knew what my little pony was, but did google bonies

[pauldun170]

Am I the only one who needed to google My Little Pony?

You're lying.
It is impossible to be your age and an American without having heard of "My little Pony"

Having said that...
I have no idea how old you are or what country you are from.
I had to google bronies.
much right click save as to be found

[Homeslice]

Wikipedia says it was a toy pony that became a cartoon. Usually only girls are interested in ponies, so despite my habit of posting about "fashion", I don't think I qualify.

I do remember the "Kimba the White Lion" cartoon, but not this My Little Pony gheyness. Looks like any other generic toy animal. :shrug:

[Papa_Complex]

Wikipedia says it was a toy pony that became a cartoon. Usually only girls are interested in ponies, so despite my habit of posting about "fashion", I don't think I qualify.

I do remember the "Kimba the White Lion" cartoon, but not this My Little Pony gheyness. Looks like any other generic toy animal. :shrug:

I think that 'My Little Pony' is the gateway drug to 'The Twilight Saga.' Key linking factor; sparkles.

[OneSickPsycho]

I think that 'My Little Pony' is the gateway drug to 'The Twilight Saga.' Key linking factor; sparkles.

I'm sure there's a vague correlation between Care Bears and skinny jeans too.

Linking factor: queers

[Trip]

Wowhyi

http://nerdtrek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/MLP-group-chicks.jpg

[Adeptus_Minor]

Wowhyi

http://nerdtrek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/MLP-group-chicks.jpg

If you'll all excuse me, I think I need to go pray. :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

If you're going to post geek girls, at least post the really hot ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srnvMmBMICU

[OneSickPsycho]

Wowhyi

http://nerdtrek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/MLP-group-chicks.jpg

LOL... on my phone last night, I was like, "those chicks look pretty hot"... and on my 19" screen this morning, "those chicks look beat the fuck up!"

1, 5, 6, 3, 2, 4

[Trip]

If you're going to post geek girls, at least post the really hot ones.

the really hot ones are not legit for a WOWHYI discussion. The answer is always just yes.

[Papa_Complex]

the really hot ones are not legit for a WOWHYI discussion. The answer is always just yes.

And there's a problem with that?

[LeeNetworX]

Wowhyi

http://nerdtrek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/MLP-group-chicks.jpg

I think #6 has testicles.

[Trip]

And there's a problem with that?

That's just an appreciation thread, a wyhi or wowhyi needs to be legit to work.

[Papa_Complex]

That's just an appreciation thread, a wyhi or wowhyi needs to be legit to work.

OK, well this is a 'I missed my chance to nail a reasonably hot slutty actress' thread.

[LeeNetworX]

OK, well this is a 'I missed my chance to nail a reasonably hot slutty actress' thread.

Why do you assume you had a chance? :lol

[Papa_Complex]

Why do you assume you had a chance? :lol

You missed the 'slutty' part?

[Trip]

OK, well this is a 'I missed my chance to nail a reasonably hot slutty actress' thread.

Kristen Stewart is legit. IWNHI

I am still not convinced she is a woman, but a man having gay sex with glittery vampire.

[Papa_Complex]

Kristen Stewart is legit. IWNHI

I am still not convinced she is a woman, but a man having gay sex with glittery vampire.

She's not pretty enough to be a gay man in drag.

[defector]

I think #6 has testicles.
I agree. Does #5 have an abnormally large face?

[Adeptus_Minor]

I agree. Does #5 have an abnormally large face?

Worried it'll make your dick look small? If it doesn't, I'm betting #6's hands will. :lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

I agree. Does #5 have an abnormally large face?

No, she's just at an angle to hide her fat body just right... which accentuates her fat head.

[Adeptus_Minor]

Just because this thread is too good to let die:

http://heygirlitiskstew.tumblr.com/