Creepy people are creepy - Co-worker talking to parent

[pauldun170]

Something very creepy about working near someone who calls their parents "Mother" and "Father"

"Hello Father, how are you. That's good father. How are you feeling? Ok father. Hello Mother. Are you well today? Ok Mother. I love you too Mother...bye bye"

Its fucking creepy damnit.
When he goes out for his daily 3PM Martini, I picture the bar he goes to resembles the Bates motel.

[njchopper87]

That is creepy.. only to a third party will I refer to my parents as mother or father. I'm reminded of Nelson Van Alden from Boardwalk Empire. Great actor, but damn is his character weird.

[Trip]

Sounds British.

[pauldun170]

Sounds British.

He's full on Northeastern snob.

"No man over the age of thirty should wear jeans unless they are a farmhand"
His office is 10 feet away from where I am so I hear everything.

A few years back a co-worker of mine worked over the weekend and caught him printing out pictures of leather nazi style uniforms.
Unless he was trying out for a part in Cabaret....

[derf]

I sometimes call my parents mother and father, but mainly do it when I dont feel like talking because I know they dont like it

[Tsunami]

Heeeeeeyyyy Brotherrrr

[Dave]

What ya gonna do brother, when these 24 inch pythons get ahold of you?

[Tmall]

I call my mother "mudder". I just do it to make fun of her accent/dialect though. I also call my wife "wife" or sugar tits.

[Papa_Complex]

Something very creepy about working near someone who calls their parents "Mother" and "Father"

"Hello Father, how are you. That's good father. How are you feeling? Ok father. Hello Mother. Are you well today? Ok Mother. I love you too Mother...bye bye"

Its fucking creepy damnit.
When he goes out for his daily 3PM Martini, I picture the bar he goes to resembles the Bates motel.

I do have to admit that the words, "Mother! No!!" were the first thing to occur to me, after reading that.

[Homeslice]

My sisters and I actually called our mother "mother" all the time......Not joking......We didn't want to say "mom", we thought it was stupid or silly or something. I still don't know why. Maybe I should google it to see what kind of disorder it's associated with, lol.

And what is this 3PM martini business? I am assuming you're joking? I know lots of people make Starbucks runs at 9 or 10 (as if they couldn't have done it on the way in, like normal people), but I've never seen anyone do what you suggest. If I'm going to drink, I'd rather stay there and not have to come back to work.

[pauldun170]

My sisters and I actually called our mother "mother" all the time......Not joking......We didn't want to say "mom", we thought it was stupid or silly or something. I still don't know why. Maybe I should google it to see what kind of disorder it's associated with, lol.

Holy crap...dots are now being connected. :lol:


And what is this 3PM martini business? I am assuming you're joking? I know lots of people make Starbucks runs at 9 or 10 (as if they couldn't have done it on the way in, like normal people), but I've never seen anyone do what you suggest. If I'm going to drink, I'd rather stay there and not have to come back to work.

Everyday - Goes out and has a Martini. Comes back an hour later.
True Story

[Papa_Complex]

Holy crap...dots are now being connected. :lol:

Everyday - Goes out and has a Martini. Comes back an hour later.
True Story

So he can't decide if he's Norman Bates or Don Draper?

[Trip]

Put kiddie pr0n on his computer and call HR on him. :lol:

problem solved

[pauldun170]

Put kiddie pr0n on his computer and call HR on him. :lol:

problem solved

As much as an arrogant elitist prick the old bastard is, he's good at what he does. I'd rather deal with a bunch of eccentric bastards who are good at what they do than the batches of stale "stick to the process" blandness schools have pumped out over the past 10-15 years.
The newest batch of Ivy League brats have their head so far up their ass its like dealing with fucking robots.

We did have a guy busted with pR0n on the work computer.
Rabbi cruising a bunch M4M sites...
He quickly left to "pursue other opportunities".

[Porkchop]

I call my mom mother when i'm annoyed or being sarcastic. "Yes..... i hear you mother....."

I actually think its a trait i inherited from her doing that to my grandma. :lol:

[KSGregman]

I'm not sure how my Mom would respond if I called her "Mother"....

I'll put on some head gear and give it a shot when I see her next....I have a guess she might bitch slap me all Daffy Duck style....you know, with the face going round and round the head? :lmao:

[Homeslice]

Everyday - Goes out and has a Martini. Comes back an hour later.
True Story

What about lunch, how long is he out for that?

Seems rather odd....... unless he's got a core group of buds that he does this with.

[CasterTroy]

Holy crap...dots are now being connected. :lol:




No shit! Makes perfect sense! :lol

[defector]

Wow. I think the only time I ever said Mother, was when it was followed by fucker.
Unless my mom and dad were nearby, then it was motherfather.

[pauldun170]

What about lunch, how long is he out for that?

Seems rather odd....... unless he's got a core group of buds that he does this with.

He doesn't go out long for lunch unless its a business lunch.
He's in the office around 8:30AM and whenever I've stayed late he is always here to at least 7:30PM

He's in his late 50's, no kids and not married. No phone calls to anyone besides work folks or "Mother \ Father"

[Trip]

He doesn't go out long for lunch unless its a business lunch.
He's in the office around 8:30AM and whenever I've stayed late he is always here to at least 7:30PM

He's in his late 50's, no kids and not married. No phone calls to anyone besides work folks or "Mother \ Father"

Does he like women?

[pauldun170]

Does he like women?

I don't think so.

[udman]

What you are describing confirms the existence of time travel cause this is clearly an older, alcoholic Homeslice.

[pauldun170]

What you are describing confirms the existence of time travel cause this is clearly an older, alcoholic Homeslice.

epic :lol:

[Homeslice]

No shit! Makes perfect sense! :lol
Since no one has even attempted to identify what's wrong with saying mother (other than it being unusual), I'd say the only sense it makes is "Hey, Homeslice made a post, let's find a way to bash it".

But whatever floats your boat.

[Smittie61984]

Since no one has even attempted to identify what's wrong with saying mother (other than it being unusual), I'd say the only sense it makes is "Hey, Homeslice made a post, let's find a way to bash it".

But whatever floats your boat.

I agree but I find it unusual he repeats it. I feel the first one will do then the rest can do without the mother or father. But maybe his parents are a Catholic priest and a nun.

[goof2]

Are you sure someone is on the other end of the phone? It makes me think of the last 10 or so seconds of this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5ej7Eui30

[azoomm]

I agree but I find it unusual he repeats it. I feel the first one will do then the rest can do without the mother or father. But maybe his parents are a Catholic priest and a nun.

My parents were Jesuit priest and nun. I don't call them Mother or Father.

[KSGregman]

The curiousity was killing me so I decided to find out.

I called my Mom last night....she answered and I said "Hello Mother....it's Greg. How are you?"

She said "What the hell is the mattah with you?!"

I said "Nothing....I was right. I love you."

She said "Damn kid has lost his mind" and hung up.

I still nearly piss myself laughing thinking about it even now.

[shmike]

The curiousity was killing me so I decided to find out.

I called my Mom last night....she answered and I said "Hello Mother....it's Greg. How are you?"

She said "What the hell is the mattah with you?!"

I said "Nothing....I was right. I love you."

She said "Damn kid has lost his mind" and hung up.

I still nearly piss myself laughing thinking about it even now.

Home sweet home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTlVgmPK8&feature=related

[KSGregman]

Home sweet home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTlVgmPK8&feature=related

I think my brothah might have been bangin a couple of those chics. :lmao:

It's more like this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgHmHeXczpQ

Or this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGKsJh1nYcw

[Smittie61984]

Home sweet home.


Still classier than the Real Baby Mammas... I mean Housewives of Atlanta