View Full Version : Shit the right way...
OneSickPsycho
09-28-2012, 12:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYcv6odWfTM
fasternyou929
09-28-2012, 12:44 PM
"Not only is this stool convenient, it just makes sense." :lol
OneSickPsycho
09-28-2012, 12:59 PM
"Not only is this stool convenient, it just makes sense." :lol
It's like $35... fuck that. WalMart has those little Rubbermaid foot stools for like $6... sure, it won't fit under your crapper so conveniently, but we all have empty space next to the can that never gets used...
I tried it, sorta, today at work. Just leaned way forward... it was easier... virtually no wiping necessary. My buddy has been doing it for a while, by putting his feet up on the side of the tub, sidesaddle... he says he only wipes for insurance purposes... it's never really needed.
shmike
09-28-2012, 02:38 PM
It's like $35... fuck that. WalMart has those little Rubbermaid foot stools for like $6... sure, it won't fit under your crapper so conveniently, but we all have empty space next to the can that never gets used...
I tried it, sorta, today at work. Just leaned way forward... it was easier... virtually no wiping necessary. My buddy has been doing it for a while, by putting his feet up on the side of the tub, sidesaddle... he says he only wipes for insurance purposes... it's never really needed.
My bother keeps a foot stool by the toilet for this very reason.
I thought there was a small child I wasn't aware of living with him the first time I saw it. :lol:
VatorMan
09-28-2012, 02:57 PM
You know, it did feel better when I dropped that upper decker at work the other day.
Adeptus_Minor
09-29-2012, 12:33 AM
I've often wondered how to combine the concept of squatting with a regular toilet.
Seems like sound reasoning but, if you have a case of the green apple splatters, you want your bohunkus pointing into the toilet... not hovering.
That stool is a good idea, but yeah... you should be able to set up something suitable for less.
Ill stick to shitting as I always have...
Rangerscott
09-29-2012, 02:21 PM
This came up before in another thread. I've tried it and really didn't "feel" a difference. Hell now they're saying if you cut your dick off you'll live longer. I'm more worried of becoming a diabetic since people have been shitting on toilets for decades and living past 80+.
Homeslice
09-29-2012, 10:07 PM
So, no explanation of how sitting could cause all those ailments like hemorriods they mentioned. Sounds like a crock of, yep, shit.
Rangerscott
09-29-2012, 10:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
Gas Man
09-30-2012, 11:50 AM
Interesting shit!
VatorMan
10-01-2012, 07:07 AM
A recent graduate from the OSP "How to Shit" school.
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/this+store+is+crap_f124cb_3724125.gif
Smittie61984
10-01-2012, 03:26 PM
So, no explanation of how sitting could cause all those ailments like hemorriods they mentioned. Sounds like a crock of, yep, shit.
Stanford man, it's legit. Someone's putting Google's money to good use there. Also you could validate it by studying what diseases the homeless DON'T have. Those weren't on the list.
OneSickPsycho
10-01-2012, 04:31 PM
So, no explanation of how sitting could cause all those ailments like hemorriods they mentioned. Sounds like a crock of, yep, shit.
Hemorriods are pretty self-explanitory IMHO... take a dump like that a couple of times and realize how little effort it takes... It's gotta be good... plus, virtually wipe-free!
CasterTroy
10-01-2012, 04:50 PM
It's gotta be good... plus, virtually wipe-free!
Yep.....why change the intent of the basic design? However..... Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!
Homeslice
10-02-2012, 08:10 PM
Hemorriods are pretty self-explanitory IMHO... take a dump like that a couple of times and realize how little effort it takes... It's gotta be good... plus, virtually wipe-free!
Disagreed, I bend forward most of the time, which accomlishes the same thing as that video is doing, yet I still get hemorroids and still need to wipe.
OneSickPsycho
10-02-2012, 08:19 PM
Disagreed, I bend forward most of the time, which accomlishes the same thing as that video is doing, yet I still get hemorroids and still need to wipe.
Do you bend ALL the way forward? Like chest between your legs... that's the only way to get the position and honestly, it's still off. Prop your feet up next time you go... put them on the trash can, wall, or side of the tub... seriously.
Rangerscott
10-02-2012, 09:38 PM
Try shitting lying down on your back.
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