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Evadd
10-14-2012, 04:30 AM
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 3:45 PM
Subject: Eat a bag of dicks...

Dear Fuckface:

You haven't been to the best site in the fucking world in awhile. You are a fucking cunt.

Die in a fire,
TWFix


My response to the auto-email designed to drum up traffic?

Dear Ass-backward inbred,

It's probably because your website is run by a hillbilly douchebag and everyone is sick of it. I enjoy watching it flush down the toilet as members dwindle.

Fuck off,
I love you


Clearly, this was an attention-getting desperate flail, but it was too fun not to respond to. This is like watching CF fall on a much smaller scale. What'd twfix go from? 20 to 10 members?

To all you CF old-timers, I still miss you guys! :wtfru:
Love,
tdah

azoomm
10-14-2012, 08:32 AM
And yet, you came here and posted.

Miss you too....

Particle Man
10-14-2012, 08:46 AM
'Sup, dude?

Dave
10-14-2012, 10:04 AM
aww whats wrong? you dont like cursing? maybe you dont like membernames randomly and hilariously changing into something more homoerotic. Maybe you just like slobbering on corporate advertising dicks :lol:

Trip
10-14-2012, 10:53 AM
Apparently you fail at email because I never received that response.

Also I am a coonass not a hillbilly. I am not from Appalachia, just moved here.

Homeslice
10-14-2012, 11:54 AM
this post says it all about CF:

The "active topics" list is more advertising than actual posts...

Rangerscott
10-14-2012, 12:39 PM
Apparently you fail at email because I never received that response.

Also I am a coonass not a hillbilly. I am not from Appalachia, just moved here.

I thought you came from a motherless whore?

Adeptus_Minor
10-14-2012, 10:31 PM
I thought you came from a motherless whore?

Is Tater's ex-wife still around? :lol:

Porkchop
10-15-2012, 11:56 AM
This keeps getting better and better.... Lol

tallywacker
10-15-2012, 03:09 PM
Pussy-hurt bitches, no suprises

Rangerscott
10-15-2012, 07:01 PM
I think we need ads. That's what brings people in. I'm talkin shit loads. I want one so big it takes up half the screen no matter what size you have your browser. Then "at least" 10 pop up ads that movie around, then any time you click on a link a 1:30 vid ad pops up about vagisil and you can not "X" it away.

Trip
10-15-2012, 08:51 PM
I think we need ads. That's what brings people in. I'm talkin shit loads. I want one so big it takes up half the screen no matter what size you have your browser. Then "at least" 10 pop up ads that movie around, then any time you click on a link a 1:30 vid ad pops up about vagisil and you can not "X" it away.

lol, I can make it happen

Rangerscott
10-15-2012, 09:31 PM
Hell turn our avatars into ads.

Dave
10-15-2012, 09:53 PM
I want tide, make my shit look like nascar

Rangerscott
10-15-2012, 11:13 PM
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/258/5/e/vagisil_pub_by_magboucher-d2yrno1.jpg

tommymac
10-16-2012, 07:17 AM
that ads not big enough :lol: