Rent-A-Nigga

[OneSickPsycho]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/crs/3358576230.html

:lol

[Particle Man]

:wtf:

[RACER X]

dang, locked down already!

[Trip]

In case it gets flagged for removal

Need a nigga for what ever reason? New service called Rent A Nigga.

Having a party? Need a nigga to be security? Rent a nigga.

Want to make your ex boyfriend jealous? Rent a nigga and take him to the bar where he hangs out.

Going to a new club? Don't want to go alone? Rent a nigga.

Having a BBQ? Don't know how to work the grill? Rent a Nigga!

Kid getting bullied at school? Rent a few niggas to walk him or her to school for a couple of days.

Family visiting Chicago? Worried about violence in the city? Rent a nigga. Trust us. No one is going to mess with you if you have one with you.

The possibilities are endless.

Real Service. Not a joke.

Email us if you have any questions or want to book a nigga.


Discount for renting more than one nigga at a time.


Disclaimer

Niggas cannot be hired to do anything illegal. All travel, meals and expenses must be paid for by the client. Niggas are available for overnight and out of town travel.



Rentanigga.com

Interested in Being a nigga for rent? Send us your picture. Face and head to toe. Please include your contact information and any special skills you have that you feel may make you a good nigga for rent.



"Everyone needs a good nigga every once in a while"

[OneSickPsycho]

:wtfru:

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k259/onesickpsycho/rent-a-n.png

[Homeslice]

The first one is the only one who looks like he might be able to do some damage. Emphasis on "might".

[CasterTroy]

The first one is the only one who looks like he might be able to do some damage. Emphasis on "might".

Given his profile pic is him takin a shit in a new(ish) prison cell....yeah, likely

[RACER X]

next: rent to own plans!

[OneSickPsycho]

next: rent to own plans!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyu2jAD6sdo

[VatorMan]

I can bet you my rentals from DC would whip the ass of any other cities rentals.

[Amber Lamps]

I can bet you my rentals from DC would whip the ass of any other cities rentals.

You crazy fool! Everybody knows that the best niggas are from Detroit! Bow down and recognize motherfucker!!! I wonder if I could get a job with them during the 50% off sale....

[VatorMan]

You crazy fool! Everybody knows that the best niggas are from Detroit! Bow down and recognize motherfucker!!! I wonder if I could get a job with them during the 50% off sale....

Sorry I have proof. We had some Katrina refugees put up at the DC Armory and they said they were scared to go out because of the neighborhood.

[Amber Lamps]

Sorry I have proof. We had some Katrina refugees put up at the DC Armory and they said they were scared to go out because of the neighborhood.

I have lived in Detroit, DC and NO and I guarantee that Detroit is by far the most dangerous city in the US, right now. Even the Mayor was a gangster!

[Amber Lamps]

Oh and btw...
http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielfisher/2012/10/18/detroit-tops-the-2012-list-of-americas-most-dangerous-cities/

[Amber Lamps]

5th a few years ago....

http://www.usnews.com/news/slideshows/the-11-most-dangerous-us-cities/12

[Amber Lamps]

And #1 4 years in a row!

http://now.msn.com/detroit-named-most-dangerous-city-in-america

Don't make me rent some niggas and come visit your ass!!!

[Homeslice]

Detroit is weaksauce compared to parts of Memphis and St Louis