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Triple
12-05-2012, 12:18 PM
A few afternoons ago in the parking lot at work, suiting up for the ride home.

Random guy appearing from the shadows: "How many hauces?"

Me: "Hauces?"

Random guy: "Yeah, how many hauces?"

Me: "Houses?"

Random guy: "Hauces."

Me: "Horses?"

Random guy: "Hauces."

Me: "You mean horsepower?"

Random guy: "Yeah, how many hauces that thing got?"
Homeslice
12-05-2012, 12:31 PM
Yep, I was in south GA last weekend for a funeral. And I thought SC accents were bad.
OneSickPsycho
12-05-2012, 12:32 PM
My mom worked in the ER when she first became a nurse...

Drunk guy stumbles in, covered in abrasions, clothes torn up...

"Holly..."

Sir?

"Holly... my Holly..."

Excuse me? What happened to you sir?

"Holly Davidson..."

Who is Holly, sir? Did she do this to you?

"Yeah, my Holly..."

What exactly happened?

"Just pulled out in front of my Holly..."

Where is she sir? Is she ok?

My mom steps in... "No, he crashed his motorcycle... Harley Davidson..."

"yeah... my Holly..."

lol
pauldun170
12-05-2012, 02:19 PM
:lol
Rangerscott
12-05-2012, 02:42 PM
Ive been told I say cotton weird. Kinda like kot-en. I also way "posed to" instead of "suppose to."
OneSickPsycho
12-05-2012, 02:56 PM
Ive been told I say cotton weird. Kinda like kot-en. I also way "posed to" instead of "suppose to."

Do you say 'pasketti' and 'pesific'? If so, you're 4.
Rangerscott
12-05-2012, 03:24 PM
Do you say 'pasketti' and 'pesific'? If so, you're 4.

No.
shmike
12-05-2012, 03:48 PM
I know how to make you talk like an (native American) Indian.
Triple
12-05-2012, 07:18 PM
I know how to make you talk like an (native American) Indian.

Really?

Is that so?

In what way?

Do tell.

Explain.

HOW
OneSickPsycho
12-05-2012, 08:18 PM
Not gonna lie, I thought... "Hmm... Wonder how?". And never got it...
Rangerscott
12-05-2012, 08:22 PM
Porch or poche? Window or winder?
Adeptus_Minor
12-06-2012, 12:48 AM
Ever checked out a book at the "lie-berry" ?
Gas Man
12-06-2012, 02:22 AM
sometimes you should need a passport to go down there.
LeeNetworX
12-06-2012, 08:19 AM
As long as South GA keeps their gas cheap for when we drive through, I don't give a shit how they pronounce their words.
Homeslice
12-06-2012, 08:47 AM
Do you say 'pasketti' and 'pesific'? If so, you're 4.

How about spect instead of expect
OneSickPsycho
12-06-2012, 09:29 AM
How about spect instead of expect

I find x's are generally replaced with s's... espect... esercise... etc.
Adeptus_Minor
12-06-2012, 10:11 AM
I find x's are generally replaced with s's... espect... esercise... etc.

And yet, there's "expresso" instead of "espresso".
That one, however, doesn't seem to be regional.