Stuff White People Like

[ceo012384]

This shit had me fucking ROLLING.

Full List of Stuff White People Like (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/)

[JoJoYZF]

Haha, thats good shit. Main two that stood out are coffee and having 2 last names since I hate coffee and have two first names.

[Trip]

* #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References - I hate rap
* #106 Facebook - It's ok, I just use it for messaging, don't care about all that apps shit
* #105 Unpaid Internships - fuck you, I work for money
* #104 Girls with Bangs - if she has nice tits and ass who cares about her hair
* #103 Sweaters - fuck you, I hate sweaters
* #102 Children’s Games as Adults - Depends on what it is and if I am drunk
* #101 Being Offended - fuck you
* #100 Bumper Stickers - never had one on anything
* #99 Grammar - just because you like being a dumbass, doesn't mean we all do
* #98 The Ivy League - Fuck the ivy league
* #97 Scarves - what?
* #96 New Balance Shoes - they are comfortable
* #95 Rugby - ghey
* #94 Free Healthcare - fuck that, free healthcare is ghey and costs me money
* #93 Music Piracy- arrr
* #92 Book Deals - ghey
* #91 San Francisco- really fuckin samwell ghey
* #90 Dinner Parties - ghey
* #89 St. Patrick’s Day - how can you not like drinking to leprechauns
* #88 Having Gay Friends - fuck that fags
* #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes - what?
* #86 Shorts - shorts are ok
* #85 The Wire - what?
* #84 T-Shirts - t-shirts own
* #83 Bad Memories of High School - high school sucks
* #82 Hating Corporations - capitalism pwnz
* #81 Graduate School - getting educated is apparently bad to some people???
* #80 The Idea of Soccer - Soccer sucks faggy french balls
* #79 Modern Furniture - furniture for me is those fold up lawn chairs
* #78 Multilingual Children - fuck kids and their speaking languages I don't understand
* #77 Musical Comedy - ghey
* #76 Bottles of Water - water pwnz
* #75 Threatening to Move to Canada - fuck canyada
* #74 Oscar Parties - oscars suck cock
* #73 Gentrification - this sounds stupid and related to dipshit old people
* #72 Study Abroad - another bash on education?
* #71 Being the only white person around - huh? I hate people in general.
* #70 Difficult Breakups - breakups, what's that, I just don't talk to people anymore
* #69 Mos Def - ghey
* #68 Michel Gondry - who?
* #67 Standing Still at Concerts - fuck you, body surf bitch
* #66 Divorce - divorce makes men lose half their shit, i hate it
* #65 Co-Ed Sports - boobs
* #64 Recycling - fuck recycling, GREEN TEAM!!!
* #63 Expensive Sandwiches - sandwiches are the shit
* #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People - kill poor people or make them serve me shit and clean up after me
* #61 Bicycles - fuck that I am lazy
* #60 Toyota Prius - fuck the prius
* #59 Natural Medicine - i like what works and makes me feel better if it is artificial so be it
* #58 Japan - fuck the japs, except their motorcycles
* #57 Juno - fuck juno and her bastard child
* #56 Lawyers - lawyers fucking suck
* #55 Apologies - fuck you
* #54 Kitchen Gadgets - when in the hands of a woman making me a pie
* #53 Dogs - take em or leave em, I don't or need a pet
* #52 Sarah Silverman - fuck her that stupid bitch
* #51 Living by the Water - lake lots own
* #50 Irony - shut up
* #49 Vintage - fuck that
* #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops - too expensive
* #47 Arts Degrees - fuck that, arts degree = poor
* #46 The Sunday New York Times - fuck the new york times
* #45 Asian Fusion Food - what?
* #44 Public Radio - fuck radio
* #43 Plays - fuck plays
* #42 Sushi - fuck sushi
* #41 Indie Music - fuck indie music
* #40 Apple Products - fuck apple
* #39 Netflix - good for burning dvds
* #38 Arrested Development - fuck that
* #37 Renovations - only when something needs it
* #36 Breakfast Places - fuck breakfast
* #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report - fuck the daily show, colbert is cool
* #34 Architecture - fuck that
* #33 Marijuana - i can't smoke it because of work, make it legal and tax the shit out of it
* #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism - EAT BEEF AND CHICKEN AND MEAT IN GENERAL!!!
* #31 Snowboarding - it's fun
* #30 Wrigley Field - Cubs suck
* #29 80s Night - fuck the 80's they sucked
* #28 Not having a TV - Dishnet pwnz
* #27 Marathons - fuck that, I can't run 2 feet
* #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) - fuck all of new york
* #25 David Sedaris - who?
* #24 Wine - wine is ghey
* #23 Microbreweries - beer is good
* #22 Having Two Last Names - fuck that
* #21 Writers Workshops - fuck that
* #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture - more education bashing...
* #19 Traveling - staying at home is boring
* #18 Awareness - i hate you
* #17 Hating their Parents - no I just hate you
* #16 Gifted Children - you are a dipshit
* #15 Yoga - yoda is cool, yoga is ghey
* #14 Having Black Friends - are you racist?
* #13 Tea - no thank you
* #12 Non-Profit Organizations - I am for profit
* #11 Asian Girls - purple pooter is not my thing, but if she is hawt it's good
* #10 Wes Anderson Movies - who?
* #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside - I'm lazy
* #8 Barack Obama - fuck obama
* #7 Diversity - fuck diversity
* #6 Organic Food - fuck organic food
* #5 Farmer’s Markets - fuck the farmers
* #4 Assists - fuck you and your welfare bullshit
* #3 Film Festivals - ghey
* #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to - dumbass
* #1 Coffee - I hate coffee

[JoJoYZF]

Thats dedication to go through every single one trip.

[ceo012384]

* #95 Rugby - ghey
If we ever meet, I am going to rugby tackle you :lol:


(I played for 6 years until a shoulder injury)

[Trip]

If we ever meet, I am going to rugby tackle you :lol:


(I played for 6 years until a shoulder injury)

I will smack you with my lacrosse stick or beam you with the solid rubber ball.

[OneSickPsycho]

If we ever meet, I am going to rugby tackle you :lol:


(I played for 6 years until a shoulder injury)

I will smack you with my lacrosse stick or beam you with the solid rubber ball.

I'll shoot both of you with my gun and run over your dead bodies with my truck. Homoz.

[ninja_girl1]

OMG! Trip, I salute you because I agree with your Fuck You attitude on the majority of this stuff! And yeah, your dedication is commendable! ;-)

[Mrs. Colleen]

What Mrs. Colleen cares most about from the list (because you know you all care and I am bored!)...

* #103 Sweaters - I love sweaters
* #102 Children’s Games as Adults - Fun
* #100 Bumper Stickers - Only on my Civic and only on the windows
* #97 Scarves - I LOVE scarves. :D
* #86 Shorts - I live in CA.
* #84 T-Shirts - Almost everyday
* #57 Juno - Good
* #51 Living by the Water - Never want to be far from the ocean
* #42 Sushi - Mmmmmmmm
* #38 Arrested Development - Loved it
* #29 80s Night - Never been...but I love awful 80's music
* #24 Wine - Mmmmmmm
* #23 Microbreweries - Mmmmmmm
* #19 Traveling - Love travel...hate airplanes and tourists
* #5 Farmer’s Markets - Mmmmmm fresh food!
* #1 Coffee - My life support :idk:

[marko138]

Doesn't do much for me. Trip's interpretation, however, was hilarious.

[Rider]

If we ever meet, I am going to rugby tackle you :lol:


(I played for 6 years until a shoulder injury)

I will smack you with my lacrosse stick or beam you with the solid rubber ball.

You going to smack each other in the face with your dicks too? Fags!

[fnfalman]

I like all those things that white people like. I even like white wimmin:rockwoot:

Okay, I DON'T like bumper stickers.

[OneSickPsycho]

I don't like 3/4 of those things.

[Rider]

* #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References - Not familiar with any hip hop references
* #106 Facebook - Never used that lame ass shit
* #105 Unpaid Internships - Get a real fucking job
* #104 Girls with Bangs - Hair is not the first thing I notice on a woman
* #103 Sweaters - Homo's wear sweaters
* #102 Children’s Games as Adults - As long as you consider Quarters a childrens game
* #101 Being Offended - Blow me
* #100 Bumper Stickers - I don't fuck up my vehicles with that crap
* #99 Grammar - I is huked on fonix
* #98 The Ivy League - Sweater vest wearing fags
* #97 Scarves - Only to tie your hands to the bed post
* #96 New Balance Shoes - Perfect fit for my feet
* #95 Rugby - Fuck that I like real sports
* #94 Free Healthcare - Nothing in this world is free
* #93 Music Piracy- CD's are cheap
* #92 Book Deals - The only thing I read either has bikes, cars, or centerfolds in it.
* #91 San Francisco- Cool city, but you need to watch out for your corn hole
* #90 Dinner Parties - Suck!
* #89 St. Patrick’s Day - One more excuse to get drunk.... like I need anymore?
* #88 Having Gay Friends - Get the fuck back in the closet homo
* #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes - Uhhh whatever
* #86 Shorts - I'd wear them all year round if I could
* #85 The Wire - Suck my wire
* #84 T-Shirts - All I ever wear away from work
* #83 Bad Memories of High School - I dont remember a lot of high school, I was either playing sports, drunk , or high
* #82 Hating Corporations - Bitch better have my money!
* #81 Graduate School - Worthless for the most part.
* #80 The Idea of Soccer - Go back to San Fransisco Homo
* #79 Modern Furniture - If I can fuck on it, I'll take it
* #78 Multilingual Children - Chupa me pinga
* #77 Musical Comedy - I hate musicals more than anything
* #76 Bottles of Water - nothing more than tap water but I drink it anyway
* #75 Threatening to Move to Canada - beer and hockey pwn all, eh
* #74 Oscar Parties - For fags and women only
* #73 Gentrification - All for it. Build your ghettos somewhere else
* #72 Study Abroad - Amsterdam would be my first place to study
* #71 Being the only white person around - If you speak English then I don't give a fuck what color your skin is.
* #70 Difficult Breakups - Easy, fuck there sister.
* #69 Mos Def - Speak English you fuck
* #68 Michel Gondry - Probably some fag for all I know
* #67 Standing Still at Concerts - Fucking lame
* #66 Divorce - The most expensive thing you will ever do
* #65 Co-Ed Sports - Only if its co ed naked twister
* #64 Recycling - Go ahead and take my trash you fucking garbage collector
* #63 Expensive Sandwiches - Fuck that Jimmy Johns is cheap and pwns all others
* #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People - poor is a choice. You can cut my lawn for $25 and you can do it in about an hour.
* #61 Bicycles - for 12 year olds
* #60 Toyota Prius - Fagmobile
* #59 Natural Medicine - Pot and sex is the best medicine
* #58 Japan - Making the US a 3rd world country since 1945
* #57 Juno - WTF?
* #56 Lawyers - Expensive, but worth every penny
* #55 Apologies - Suck it bitch
* #54 Kitchen Gadgets - Whatever you need to use to make my fucking dinner already
* #53 Dogs - They shit all over your yard
* #52 Sarah Silverman - I hate the voice on that whiny cunt
* #51 Living by the Water - Heaven
* #50 Irony - Boobs are natures toys
* #49 Vintage - New or nothing
* #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops - Homo meeting spot
* #47 Arts Degrees - Invented by a lazy homo
* #46 The Sunday New York Times - The only paper I reading better have a naked chick on it
* #45 Asian Fusion Food - Spread your legs,, I'll eat your sideways pussy
* #44 Public Radio - Blows goats
* #43 Plays - Homo employment
* #42 Sushi - Puke!
* #41 Indie Music - No record label, no fucking record cunt
* #40 Apple Products - Steve Jobs is a fag
* #39 Netflix - Dont use it
* #38 Arrested Development - What?
* #37 Renovations - Out with the old in with the new
* #36 Breakfast Places - I dont wake up for breakfast. Cheerios FTMFW
* #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report - Dont watch it. Maybe if there were naked chicks I'd tune in though
* #34 Architecture - I pay you to design my fucking house
* #33 Marijuana - If it was legal and ok to smoke at my work, I be rolling spliffs as I wright this
* #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism - Homo diet, Carnivores FTMFW
* #31 Snowboarding - When I was 12
* #30 Wrigley Field - Small, and old, did I mention the Cubs suck.
* #29 80s Night - Fags night out
* #28 Not having a TV - Wouldn't be so bad
* #27 Marathons - That's why we have motorized transportation
* #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) - Best place ever
* #25 David Sedaris - Probably some butt pirate, right?
* #24 Wine - whatever gets you drunk enough to want to fuck
* #23 Microbreweries - The reason to live
* #22 Having Two Last Names - Gay
* #21 Writers Workshops - Lame excuse to meet more homos
* #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture - I don't have any fucking culture
* #19 Traveling - How else are you going to get laid
* #18 Awareness - Your a fucking idiot
* #17 Hating their Parents - Emo's should fucking die
* #16 Gifted Children - Are Homo's
* #15 Yoga - If it gets you into freaky positions, I'm all for my girl doing it
* #14 Having Black Friends - Keeps me safe when I go into bad neighborhoods
* #13 Tea - Only if it's a long Island Iced Tea
* #12 Non-Profit Organizations - Blow dog
* #11 Asian Girls - The best fuck ever
* #10 Wes Anderson Movies - Never heard of the guy
* #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside - Fuck yourself
* #8 Barack Obama - Fail
* #7 Diversity - Two girls at once FTW
* #6 Organic Food - Why?
* #5 Farmer’s Markets - Farmers daughters mmmmmm
* #4 Assists - What?
* #3 Film Festivals - More pro-homo propaganda
* #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to - Free will asshole
* #1 Coffee - Fucking gross

[fatburg]

* #27 Marathons - fuck that, I can't run 2 feet

I call BS, I've seen you run down a rabbit and try to poke it with a stick:poke:

[6doublefive321]

#1a: Patriots, Wes Welker, and John Lynch.

[Trip]

I call BS, I've seen you run down a rabbit and try to poke it with a stick:poke:

lol, yeah, that was funny

[Smittie61984]

What a gay list.

And what about making a "Things Black People Like" list?

[Trip]

What a gay list.

And what about making a "Things Black People Like" list?

Grape Soda
Orange Soda
Fried Chicken
Watermelon

[BobTheBiker]

Grape Soda
Orange Soda
Fried Chicken
Watermelon

pimped out 68 impalas
24" rims
fake grills(completely and utterly retarded btw)


and who the fuck made that list? were they retarded? I dont think even between me, my boyfriend, and ALL the gay people I know we dont like any of the shit on that list.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

why is it funny to make fun of white people stereotypes, yet racist to make fun of anybody else's.

[Trip]

why is it funny to make fun of white people stereotypes, yet racist to make fun of anybody else's.

Just make fun of everyone, then it's not racist, you are just intolerant of people in general like me.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Just make fun of everyone, then it's not racist, you are just intolerant of people in general like me.

that was kind of a rhetorical question.


I'm in the same boat as you, im equal opportunity as far as cracking jokes.

[Rider]

All people are equally worthless.

[Gas Man]

All people are equally worthless.
Exactly.. but you and Trip are more so by having the time to do type that shit... I couldn't even read all of Trips!!! Do some work why don't ya!! DAMN! :D

[6doublefive321]

All people are equally worthless.

I hate everyone regardless of race, color, or creed. WTF is creed anyway?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i like mashed potatoes.

[fatburg]

I'm def not the norm around here, for the most part I like people:idk:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I'm def not the norm around here, for the most part I like people:idk:

ha ya i dont buy into the whole "i hate the world" mantra.

[Dnyce]

Exactly.. but you and Trip are more so by having the time to do type that shit... I couldn't even read all of Trips!!! Do some work why don't ya!! DAMN! :D

they dont have to pay for million dollar choppers :lol:
back to work gman!
hahahahaha

[Trip]

Exactly.. but you and Trip are more so by having the time to do type that shit... I couldn't even read all of Trips!!! Do some work why don't ya!! DAMN! :D

I do work, I multi task. Get more monitors at your cube/office if you don't have more than one.

[JoJoYZF]

#1a: Patriots, Wes Welker, and John Lynch.

Fuck that. I hate the fuckin patriots especially tom brady.

[marko138]

Fuck that. I hate the fuckin patriots especially tom brady.
Here here.

[Trip]

Fuck that. I hate the fuckin patriots especially tom brady.

People liked the patriots back when they were the underdogs, they aren't underdogs anymore so they are hated by most besides bandwagoners and bostonians.

[Dnyce]

why is it funny to make fun of white people stereotypes, yet racist to make fun of anybody else's.

seems like white ppl laughin at white ppl is cool, black ppl laughin at black ppl is cool, hispanic, etc, when u mix some ppl on both sides get pissed for some reason.

black, white, hispanic, asian, mixxxed, if shes hot thats all that matters :dthumb:

[Trip]

seems like white ppl laughin at white ppl is cool, black ppl laughin at black ppl is cool, hispanic, etc, when u mix some ppl on both sides get pissed for some reason.

black, white, hispanic, asian, mixxxed, if shes hot thats all that matters :dthumb:

I think it's funny no matter who you make fun of, but some people are overly sensitive and can't take shit. Look at South Park, they don't pull any punches and it's hilarious that way.

[Dnyce]

I think it's funny no matter who you make fun of, but some people are overly sensitive and can't take shit. Look at South Park, they don't pull any punches and it's hilarious that way.


yep remember "the richers" episode?
isaac hayes never cared until they made fun of scientology:idk:

he just died by the way

[JoJoYZF]

People liked the patriots back when they were the underdogs, they aren't underdogs anymore so they are hated by most besides bandwagoners and bostonians.

Thats true. Bandwagon fans are also on my list of hated things.

[Trip]

yep remember "the richers" episode?
isaac hayes never cared until they made fun of scientology:idk:

he just died by the way

He died because of his scientology beliefs. That crazy diet they had him on killed the man. They do all kinds of crazy shit in purification rundown. Take a look at Katie Holmes and her purple hands from b vitamin overdosing.

[Dnyce]

He died because of his scientology beliefs. That crazy diet they had him on killed the man. They do all kinds of crazy shit in purification rundown. Take a look at Katie Holmes and her purple hands from b vitamin overdosing.

ive heard alota horror stories about ppl dying because of scientology treatments, or diet, and things like that. i didnt know how he died tho, just heard it happened. figured he was just old.

scientology fucks u up and takes your money. they worse than the irs lol

[Trip]

scientology fucks u up and takes your money. they worse than the irs lol

They blackmailed the IRS to get tax exempt status and gone as far as to get tax credit for their "schools" which no other religion in this country gets. Imagine getting to write off private christian schools on your taxes, everyone would be sending their kids there instead of public schools where guns seem to be fun times to the stupid kids. They completely infiltrated our government in the 80s and still have people there. They are a ton worse than the IRS, hell they might be the IRS.

[Gas Man]

they dont have to pay for million dollar choppers :lol:
back to work gman!
hahahahaha

Truth!

I do work, I multi task. Get more monitors at your cube/office if you don't have more than one.

I was just busy as fuck at work today... 14 hr worth of it

[Smittie61984]

I say we add Slavery to the list just to get some panties in a bunch.

Also I thought White People hated Obama. I swear it's on the news.

[Dave]

All people are equally worthless.

ah a fellow misanthropist. hate you too buddy

[marko138]

They blackmailed the IRS to get tax exempt status and gone as far as to get tax credit for their "schools" which no other religion in this country gets. Imagine getting to write off private christian schools on your taxes, everyone would be sending their kids there instead of public schools where guns seem to be fun times to the stupid kids. They completely infiltrated our government in the 80s and still have people there. They are a ton worse than the IRS, hell they might be the IRS.
Now we're fucking talking. The IRS is the biggest bullshit EVAR!

[BobTheBiker]

Now we're fucking talking. The IRS is the biggest bullshit EVAR!
they rape us all in the ass, and dont even give us the satisfaction of using lube. bastards.

[marko138]

they rape us all in the ass, and dont even give us the satisfaction of using lube. bastards.
Rough and dirty.