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6doublefive321
08-27-2008, 02:27 PM
Own up. Based on the attached link, who is a certified douchebag?

http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/08/25/the-9-worst-recent-fashion-trends-for-douchebags/

NONE_too_SOFT
08-27-2008, 02:30 PM
i've got an armband tattoo, that makes me a douchebag.

azoomm
08-27-2008, 03:10 PM
I agree with all of them but the Livestrong bracelets.

And, I don't even wear one...

t-homo
08-27-2008, 03:10 PM
Yes!! I always knew I wasn't a douche bag!

BobTheBiker
08-27-2008, 03:59 PM
nope not a douchebag according to that.

Cutty72
08-27-2008, 04:15 PM
I have a support our troops braclet that looks similar to the cancer braclets.

but no... not a douchebag

Trip
08-27-2008, 04:20 PM
9. Shirts That Make You Look Like You Have Full Sleeve Arm Tattoos - GAY

8. Any Sort of Armband Tattoo - Refer to RvB tattoo rules

7. Ed Hardy Anything - I don't have any

6. Sketchers - Emo Ghey

5. Those Stupid Giant Plug Earrings That Stretch Your Earlobe All To Fucking Hell - Samwell is your life partner ghey

4. Dirty White Baseball Hats With “Cocks” Or “Beavers” On Them That College Jerkoffs Wore/Wear - closest I have is one that says Ragin Cajuns

3. Hemp Choker Necklaces and/or Puka Shell Necklaces - Tom Cruise Scientologist ghey

2. Shirts With Flames On Them - You ride a harley, but still love guys ghey

1. Yellow Lance Armstrong Bracelets - Don't have one, but don't have anything against them, it's a cancer supporting thing. Kinda harsh to diss a cancer charity.

JoJoYZF
08-27-2008, 05:17 PM
9. Shirts That Make You Look Like You Have Full Sleeve Arm Tattoos - GAY

8. Any Sort of Armband Tattoo - Refer to RvB tattoo rules

7. Ed Hardy Anything - I don't have any

6. Sketchers - Emo Ghey

5. Those Stupid Giant Plug Earrings That Stretch Your Earlobe All To Fucking Hell - Samwell is your life partner ghey

4. Dirty White Baseball Hats With “Cocks” Or “Beavers” On Them That College Jerkoffs Wore/Wear - closest I have is one that says Ragin Cajuns

3. Hemp Choker Necklaces and/or Puka Shell Necklaces - Tom Cruise Scientologist ghey

2. Shirts With Flames On Them - You ride a harley, but still love guys ghey

1. Yellow Lance Armstrong Bracelets - Don't have one, but don't have anything against them, it's a cancer supporting thing. Kinda harsh to diss a cancer charity.

That about covers mine too. The only real difference is I only have a relatively clean white Miami hat.

No Worries
08-27-2008, 06:04 PM
My brother sent me a box of Puka Shells from Hawaii in 1973. I was making Puka Shell necklaces and selling them at college, three years before that author was born. So that makes him a douchebag. But yeah, I still have some.

Carolina
08-27-2008, 06:17 PM
That about covers mine too. The only real difference is I only have a relatively clean white Miami hat.


I have a dirty brim shredded cock hat but i'm a carolina country boy go USC

Mrs. Colleen
08-27-2008, 06:56 PM
Whoo-hoo! I'm good! :dthumb:

OneSickPsycho
08-27-2008, 09:49 PM
Everybody already knows I'm a douchebag.

z06boy
08-28-2008, 08:50 AM
Guilty of the armband tat but it's over 20 years old when I was in the Marines...oh well...

marko138
08-28-2008, 08:55 AM
My brother sent me a box of Puka Shells from Hawaii in 1973. I was making Puka Shell necklaces and selling them at college, three years before that author was born. So that makes him a douchebag. But yeah, I still have some.
:lol: I like your reasoning.

Rider
08-28-2008, 08:56 AM
I'm 100% douchebag free.

Mr Lefty
08-28-2008, 09:28 AM
I'm a douchebag apparently... I've got a white hat that says Beavers on it... for Oregon State...and it's dirty (not as nasty as the pic).

JoJoYZF
08-28-2008, 09:46 AM
I'm a douchebag apparently... I've got a white hat that says Beavers on it... for Oregon State...and it's dirty (not as nasty as the pic).

I was gonna say Id let it slide since youre a true Ore St fan, but lets be honest, youre still a douche bag.

Captain Morgan
08-28-2008, 10:16 AM
No douchebaggery here.

pickle.of.doom
08-28-2008, 01:51 PM
I have an Ed Hardy hat that is pretty sweet. No need for fake tattoo's....


But the author is a douchebag for SURE.... check it... http://www.myspace.com/mikeburnsmikeburns

itgirl
08-28-2008, 03:27 PM
it's official...i'm a douchebag. i wear skechers sneakers (they're my fave brand), but they're the running shoes...not those lame ass ones in the picture.

Mr Lefty
08-29-2008, 12:00 AM
I was gonna say Id let it slide since youre a true Ore St fan, but lets be honest, youre still a douche bag.

you wear your shirt yet? feel a bit "stiff" in area's? :lol:

JoJoYZF
08-29-2008, 12:29 AM
you wear your shirt yet? feel a bit "stiff" in area's? :lol:

Damn, I expect the homo shit from CEO but now you too?

Dave
08-29-2008, 12:36 AM
not a douchebag from that list but i probably am for my piloti shoes lol

Mr Lefty
08-29-2008, 07:22 AM
Damn, I expect the homo shit from CEO but now you too?

sorry... needed a rag for quick clean up... :lol:

Switch
08-29-2008, 09:58 AM
0/9.

I am the Anti-Douche.

JoJoYZF
08-29-2008, 02:01 PM
sorry... needed a rag for quick clean up... :lol:

Thank god for Mascul Out

http://www.shortarmguy.com/MasculOut.jpg

NONE_too_SOFT
08-29-2008, 02:06 PM
that list is pretty flaky. there are so many more things that make a guy a douche bag, and half of the ones on the list are superficial and in no way point out really douchyness.

Douches with hot chicks dot com or whatever has an abunance of great examples of douchebaggery.

JoJoYZF
08-29-2008, 02:10 PM
that list is pretty flaky. there are so many more things that make a guy a douche bag, and half of the ones on the list are superficial and in no way point out really douchyness.

Douches with hot chicks dot com or whatever has an abunance of great examples of douchebaggery.

This is very true.

6doublefive321
08-29-2008, 02:49 PM
Douchebaggery trait number 10: anyone who bitches about a douchbaggery list not being accurate enough.

Gunther1000
08-29-2008, 03:22 PM
It is...

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

And one of my fav. sites for comedic relief.

I have on a pair of skechers that you wouldnt know were any other brand so I guess im a douche? :idk: Or was it vans... I'll have to re-read it I guess to know what I am.