That's it!

[Mrs. Colleen]

I am officially addicted to this forum! :dthumb:

:D :beers:

[t-homo]

Join the club. haha

[neebelung]

:dvrofl: Mission accomplished!

[Rider]

Thats what it's all about. :twfix:

[Cutty72]

and this is a problem why???

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Im addicted to your ass.

[marko138]

Im addicted to your ass.

:diitb:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

straight up animal style.

[marko138]

straight up animal style.

OSP would be into that.

[t-homo]

I don't think anyone's name is more fitting than OSP's.

[neebelung]

straight up animal style.

While I hate this song, this is all I could think of when I read that post :lol:


Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Id appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

[Cutty72]

sing it neebs!

[itgirl]

yeah, just when i was finally breaking my computer addiction along comes this place. my husband is gonna be so mad! :)

[dReWpY]

i had the song memorized

[Audiomechanic]

I am officially addicted to this forum! :dthumb:

:D :beers:

You have been assimilated and you will soon be probed......once OSP sees this thread anyway.

[Mrs. Colleen]

This thread is dirty...I like it! :dthumb::D

[t-homo]

Uh-oh. A naughty elementary teacher. I think I could like this.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Uh-oh. A naughty elementary teacher. I think I could like this.

Preschool! Get it right! :tt:

:wink:

[OneSickPsycho]

This place is like crack...

We are missing just a few peeps and this place will be complete... As it stands now, I probably will just stop posting altogether on any other forums...

[OneSickPsycho]

While I hate this song, this is all I could think of when I read that post :lol:

I prefer this Bloodhound Gang song...

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

[Gas Man]

Im addicted to your ass.
Why wouldn't you be... IT'S FINE!!

This thread is dirty...I like it! :dthumb::D

Preschool! Get it right! :tt:

:wink:

OMG... WOOD!!!:panic:

[Cutty72]

This place is like crack...

We are missing just a few peeps and this place will be complete... As it stands now, I probably will just stop posting altogether on any other forums...

:iagree: