I'm tired...

[OneSickPsycho]

... of girls with nothing to offer other than a wet vagene.

[OTB]

...mebbe you should stop looking for them in bars.........

[Sixxxxer]

Its fun for awhile...then your tired of Screwing a girl then getting nothing out of it...Like Breakfast the morning after...Not that I'm saying that happens to me or anything ;)

[Mrs. Colleen]

With how polite and classy you seem to be it is hard to believe you cannot get yourself a classy woman! :no:

;)

[Gas Man]

Stop trying to find the girl that you score with the first night.

[PhiSig1071]

Same here.

Mine always seem to have just broken up with someone they've been with for x number f years. Rebounds aren't really that much fun when it's not what you're looking for.

Lets hope this current one works out better.

[marko138]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/bananasex.gif

[JoJoYZF]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/smilies/bananasex.gif

:lol: The censor squares are fucking great.

[BobTheBiker]

I know exactly how you feel. guys are exactly the same. almost all of em are exactly the same, except for one I've met so far.

[itgirl]

I know exactly how you feel. guys are exactly the same. almost all of em are exactly the same, except for one I've met so far.

it's hard enough for a girl to find a decent guy. i can't even imagine what it's like for you.

[BobTheBiker]

it's hard enough for a girl to find a decent guy. i can't even imagine what it's like for you.

lets just say you're looking for a person in chernobyl. they all either want just sex, or they're fake people and plain suck. I'm borderline on saying fuck it and telling EVERY person, regardless of how hot or how great they are to just go to hell while I stay with my bike.

[VatorMan]

Wtf ????

[OneSickPsycho]

Ugh..... beer strikes again....

So here's the scene...

A few weeks ago, my buddy (who is rebounding off his fiance ditching him) and I are at the bar.... These two chicks walk in and we start talkin' to them... one's a barrell of laughs, but not especially attractive (to me at least) and the other's a crazy hotty with nothing much to offer but a sweaty canal. Anyway, the hotty chick is diggin' me, but my buddy swears that she's all about him... and under normal circumstances he'd be right - girls love this guy.

I back down despite her slipping me her number, he gets her number, and we all part ways after a fair amount of alcohol intake. Two days later, he's telling me that she's a loon and whatnot... whatever, don't really care.

Fast forward to last night... same bar, different friends... same two chicks. The hot one, we'll call her Jen cause that's her name, comes up and is like, "you texted me the other night at 3am.... what was that all about?" I didn't, but of course I can't just say that... "I was sending out penis pictures to my closest booty calls." ... "ha, there was no picture." ... "no, it's just THAT small." Everyone laughs and the two girls head to the opposite side of the bar and do their thing... cool.

*incoming text* I like your shirt *... WTF is this retard shit... my buddies and I enjoy a good chuckle... My one dude starts planting thoughts in my head about this chick's ass and the fact that there's obviously something wrong with her cause she's all about me...

This is where shit gets weird... Normally, by this time I would have had this chick bent over the overflowing toilet in the mens room with my dork in her 'gene and a couple fingers in her butt... Alas, I didn't want to. :wtf:

Rather, I just start talking to this broad... catching up from the last conversation we had a few weeks prior, then starting to actually penetrate the outer crust of her personality with actual thought-provoking conversation. She fails miserably and I completely lost interest in knocking her guts loose.

Seriously. :wtf: I'm kinda scared now.

Long story short, I think I realized I am actually a grown-up last night and do not just want to have rough unprotected meanless sex with a brainless Puerto Rican whorebag that's cute as can be and has ass for days. I think something's wrong with me... I feel so dead inside.

[Sixxxxer]

Please text her and Beg her to Fuck you....Then Maybe you'll get your man hood back.

Hahaha...Just Kidding Man...I can respect that like I said sometimes useless random Pussy is no fun after awhile.

[BobTheBiker]

nah, aint a damn thing wrong with ya, you're just realizing you want more than a quickie.
dont feel bad, you're not the first guy to feel like that.

[itgirl]

Ugh..... beer strikes again....

So here's the scene...

A few weeks ago, my buddy (who is rebounding off his fiance ditching him) and I are at the bar.... These two chicks walk in and we start talkin' to them... one's a barrell of laughs, but not especially attractive (to me at least) and the other's a crazy hotty with nothing much to offer but a sweaty canal. Anyway, the hotty chick is diggin' me, but my buddy swears that she's all about him... and under normal circumstances he'd be right - girls love this guy.

I back down despite her slipping me her number, he gets her number, and we all part ways after a fair amount of alcohol intake. Two days later, he's telling me that she's a loon and whatnot... whatever, don't really care.

Fast forward to last night... same bar, different friends... same two chicks. The hot one, we'll call her Jen cause that's her name, comes up and is like, "you texted me the other night at 3am.... what was that all about?" I didn't, but of course I can't just say that... "I was sending out penis pictures to my closest booty calls." ... "ha, there was no picture." ... "no, it's just THAT small." Everyone laughs and the two girls head to the opposite side of the bar and do their thing... cool.

*incoming text* I like your shirt *... WTF is this retard shit... my buddies and I enjoy a good chuckle... My one dude starts planting thoughts in my head about this chick's ass and the fact that there's obviously something wrong with her cause she's all about me...

This is where shit gets weird... Normally, by this time I would have had this chick bent over the overflowing toilet in the mens room with my dork in her 'gene and a couple fingers in her butt... Alas, I didn't want to. :wtf:

Rather, I just start talking to this broad... catching up from the last conversation we had a few weeks prior, then starting to actually penetrate the outer crust of her personality with actual thought-provoking conversation. She fails miserably and I completely lost interest in knocking her guts loose.

Seriously. :wtf: I'm kinda scared now.

Long story short, I think I realized I am actually a grown-up last night and do not just want to have rough unprotected meanless sex with a brainless Puerto Rican whorebag that's cute as can be and has ass for days. I think something's wrong with me... I feel so dead inside.

perhaps you have finally seen it all? :D anyways, welcome to adulthood. it's all downhill from here.

[Dnyce]

funny story atleast.


it's all downhill from here.

yep lol, still fun tho, new type of chase. ull get one that doesnt fail, and then its party time again

[Gas Man]

I say throw it in her for old time sake...

She may not be Ms Right but you might as well crack da nut till she arrives!!!

[DLIT]

Your stories are unmatched, OSP. Puerto Rican?? I'm with you, meeting a girl where you and her have chemistry together, but I woulda done it on that fact alone.

[JoJoYZF]

Your stories are unmatched, OSP. Puerto Rican?? I'm with you, meeting a girl where you and her have chemistry together, but I woulda done it on that fact alone.

Same here. If she looks anything like most of the puerto rican chicks I know I woulda hit it and then started the whole "no more meaningless pussy" thing later.

[Dave]

Same here. If she looks anything like most of the puerto rican chicks I know I woulda hit it and then started the whole "no more meaningless pussy" thing later.

and you would have got "cut"

[smileyman]

:zowned: :zowned::zowned:

This thread makes me sad...

Come on now OSP I think the intellectual interaction with the women of TWFix has you all confused. You can't possibly hope to find that kind of girl out bar hopping...

I honestly can't say I have been there. I have had 2 monogamous relationships over the last 15 years. Random booty assualts never were my bag, but the grass was always greener...

Finding someone that stimulates you mind, body, and soul is 3 times better than a "hit N forget". I thought everyone knew? Here's the big deal, those kind of women are 3 times harder to find and , ahem, infiltrate...:whistle:

[Rider]

I got dibs on the golden shovel is this means you're throwing them out now.

[JoJoYZF]

and you would have got "cut"

That reminds me of the one puerto rican joking around with my buddy and she actually did cut him. Hilarious way to further the stereotype on her part.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

you're becoming gayer and gayer.

[dReWpY]

and you would have got "cut"

we had some girl on campus cut another girl over a parking spot, one was 19 that cut a 17 yo... ooops

[OneSickPsycho]

I got dibs on the golden shovel is this means you're throwing them out now.

Fuck that... This whole thing makes me want to fuck less, but kill more... LOTS MORE.

[ceo012384]

Oddly enough I hear ya, OSP.

Recently I haven't even tried with girls at all. I don't want to pretend I'm interested in the bullshit they spew about themselves and ask them questions like "oh what do you do?" and "where did you grow up?" just to trick them into sleeping with me.

I've just been ignoring them and saving myself the effort, instead just having some beers at the bar with my friends or going for a ride on the r6.

Whatever...

[PiZdETS]

I'm lol'ing at the idea of a clean-shaven OSP in an eharmony ad.

"I used to bang puerto ricans in bathrooms but then I met Jenny. She's not the hottest and she made me give up motorcycles and drinking but she knows the real me."

[smileyman]

:bigrofl: