You know you're drunk when

[VatorMan]

You swerve to dodge a pine tree and its the air freshner on the review mirror.

[t-homo]

I really hope you didn't do this.

[VatorMan]

I really hope you didn't do this.

Just for the funny. I don't have 10K hanging around for a DUI charge.:dthumb:

[Switch]

cool.

well, ttyl.

[Captain Morgan]

You know you're drunk when...

You find a wheelchair and pretend to be paralyzed so the hotel staff will push you around the hotel...while you have a beer in your lap.

[dReWpY]

or roll down the stairs in a wheel chair

[Katherine]

or when you find yourself in jail without any recollection where your cell phone or house keys are.

[JoJoYZF]

or when you find yourself in jail without any recollection where your cell phone or house keys are.

Haha, nice shot at Ceo.

[ceo012384]

or when you find yourself in jail without any recollection where your cell phone or house keys are.
I found the housekeys, wiseass.

You're getting a spanking.