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NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 09:25 PM
http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4792/worshipssfk8.jpg
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 09:47 PM
Lol, Nice try, but I have better than that in my memory... HATER!
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 09:49 PM
hater?
pfffffffffffff. i'm immune to raes wiley ways.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 09:51 PM
Um, You see any other people posting threads like yours? You sir are a hater. Plane and simple. Admit your love for her now and I will let you off easy...
Um, You see any other people posting threads like yours? You sir are a hater. Plane and simple. Admit your love for her now and I will let you off easy...
Plain and simple
not http://www.aircraftpropellers.com/assets/images/plane.jpg and simple
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 09:56 PM
Did I say Plane and simple?
Good call... Still his love is fueling this im sure...
Don't be scared to admit what your manhood is telling you!
Did I say Plane and simple?
:lol: yeah
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 09:58 PM
puhlease. You've got your game genie manual out right now trying to look up cheats to get rae's pants off.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 10:00 PM
puhlease. You've got your game genie manual out right now trying to look up cheats to get rae's pants off.
Game genie?
You have never met me... but will. So I would keep that in mind.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 10:02 PM
Game genie?
You have never met me... but will. So I would keep that in mind.
I just signed you up for a ton of junk mail.
too bad your edit skills are too slow. Do you like butt plug weekly?
Yeah, not a good idea to post your info on the public board, pm him if you want him to know your address. Removed.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 10:04 PM
Yeah, not a good idea to post your info on the public board, pm him if you want him to know your address. Removed.
Lol, I will welcome anyone to come by and see me!
They can all have my address.
I have no fear of anyman, let alone this OH fag!
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 10:05 PM
Lol, I will welcome anyone to come by and see me!
They can all have my address.
I have no fear of anyman, let alone this OH fag!
lame.
enjoy your copies of butt plug weekly though.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 10:07 PM
Wow, Your a funny guy! I hope your as funny in person, or I might not like you...
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 10:09 PM
Wow, Your a funny guy! I hope your as funny in person, or I might not like you...
Take a joke. Rae likes to laugh.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 10:12 PM
Take a joke. Rae likes to laugh.
Oh, I believe that but this Thread kinda turned to me didnt it?
Oh, I believe that but this Thread kinda turned to me didnt it?
Well you did kinda open yourself up for it with all the stuff in your profile. He's just fucking with ya dude.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 10:16 PM
Well you did kinda open yourself up for it with all the stuff in your profile. He's just fucking with ya dude.
no chit. But in all honesty i got a funny PM from Kyle that provoked me. and chewy was saying something under his breath after he drank the rest of my corona.
you know how it goes when they say "thou dost protest too much", LOL
Switch
09-16-2008, 10:39 PM
Seriously dude, you are fuckin' creepy.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 10:41 PM
Seriously dude, you are fuckin' creepy.
Lol, Yet another closet lover... KYLE Admit your love.
Or at least meet a guy before you pass judgement.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 10:42 PM
Seriously dude, you are fuckin' creepy.
xactly.
Lol, Yet another closet lover... Erin Admit your love.
Or at least meet a guy before you pass judgement.
i donno. me and kyle had a conversation about things. i think... and as it turns out you are still creepy.
Switch
09-16-2008, 10:52 PM
xactly.
i donno. me and kyle had a conversation about things. i think... and as it turns out you are still creepy.
LOOK AT THE MOON HALO!
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 10:57 PM
LOOK AT THE MOON HALO!
LMAO..... i had some fucking SERIOUS nightmares about that last night...
none other than Abe Lincoln showed up in the middle of the halo in my dreams. and for some reason it was at the beach.
Switch
09-16-2008, 11:07 PM
LMAO..... i had some fucking SERIOUS nightmares about that last night...
none other than Abe Lincoln showed up in the middle of the halo in my dreams. and for some reason it was at the beach.
Well, it was still cool, as were the towers.
But let us not stray from the subject.
Yes, Rae is a pretty girl with a fun personality. There, that's all that needs to be said. My signature doesn't have to be changed to let everyone know how much I adore her, because I don't. I think she's cool, and she thinks I'm cool, I think. I don't need validation and she doesn't either.
You are being creepy. I imagine you having some kind of shrine or something for Rae. Really, I don't think it impresses the ladies. Just a thought.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 11:10 PM
Well, it was still cool, as were the towers.
But let us not stray from the subject.
Yes, Rae is a pretty girl with a fun personality. There, that's all that needs to be said. My signature doesn't have to be changed to let everyone know how much I adore her, because I don't. I think she's cool, and she thinks I'm cool, I think. I don't need validation and she doesn't either.
You are being creepy. I imagine you having some kind of shrine or something for Rae. Really, I don't think it impresses the ladies. Just a thought.
I dig your straightforwardness, and thank you for making my point. The internet forumz are no way to court a woman. believe me... Just. For fucks sake, beleive me. i have more experience with it than anybody. and all i wanted out of it was a piece of ass, not an engagement ring.
I dig your straightforwardness, and thank you for making my point. The internet forumz are no way to court a woman. believe me... Just. For fucks sake, beleive me. i have more experience with it than anybody. and all i wanted out of it was a piece of ass, not an engagement ring.
you just want to blow your load of happiness.
Switch
09-16-2008, 11:16 PM
I dig your straightforwardness, and thank you for making my point. The internet forumz are no way to court a woman. believe me... Just. For fucks sake, beleive me. i have more experience with it than anybody. and all i wanted out of it was a piece of ass, not an engagement ring.
I think my frankness is much more appreciated after you have met me in person. If you can't associate the internet personality with an actual person, its much easier to hate.
I think my frankness is much more appreciated after you have met me in person. If you can't associate the internet personality with an actual person, its much easier to hate.
Not really, you are just as much of a douche in person.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 11:18 PM
I think my frankness is much more appreciated after you have met me in person. If you can't associate the internet personality with an actual person, its much easier to hate.
Not really, you are just as much of a douche in person.
both statements, are true.
Switch
09-16-2008, 11:19 PM
Not really, you are just as much of a douche in person.
Ok, well, fuck off then.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 11:20 PM
I dig your straightforwardness, and thank you for making my point. The internet forumz are no way to court a woman. believe me... Just. For fucks sake, beleive me. i have more experience with it than anybody. and all i wanted out of it was a piece of ass, not an engagement ring.
Wow, Ok so why again did both of you take up the task of trying "to out" me.
Bwhahahaha, Ya I need your help on scoring. I dont think you guys are taking this very seriously, well I hope not anyway because I'm not. But then again I didn't post a personal attack on either of you. Maybe I'm in the wrong here but I would have to say it really is funny that you both take so much personal stock in my Advatar and postings. Is it me who has the problem?
I seldome bother to look at my own advy and just post, but hey it has provoked a real reaction from total strangers so maybe I will turn it up a few notches...
Oh and KYLE have you Stopped being a total Bitch and slaped your dog yet?
Wow, Ok so why again did both of you take up the task of trying "to out" me.
Bwhahahaha, Ya I need your help on scoring. I dont think you guy are taking this very seriously, well I hope not anyway but then agin I didn't post a personal attack on either of you. Maybe I'm in the wrong here but I would have to say it really is funny that you both take so much personal stock in my Advatar and postings. Is it me who has the problem?
I seldome bother to look and just post, but hey it has provoked a real reaction from total strangers so maybe I will turn it up a few notches...
Oh and Erin have you Stopped being a total Bitch and slaped your dog yet?
Who's Erin?
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 11:24 PM
If I had to guess I would say this fag...
If I had to guess I would say this fag...
That's Kyle
Switch
09-16-2008, 11:26 PM
Wow, Ok so why again did both of you take up the task of trying "to out" me.
Bwhahahaha, Ya I need your help on scoring. I dont think you guy are taking this very seriously, well I hope not anyway but then agin I didn't post a personal attack on either of you. Maybe I'm in the wrong here but I would have to say it really is funny that you both take so much personal stock in my Advatar and postings. Is it me who has the problem?
I seldome bother to look and just post, but hey it has provoked a real reaction from total strangers so maybe I will turn it up a few notches...
Oh and Erin have you Stopped being a total Bitch and slaped your dog yet?
Have you stopped being a fucking retard and picked up a 3rd grader's grammar book?
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 11:27 PM
Woops, True you are. Sorry Kyle... Hard to put a face to someone you haven't met... Yet.
Switch
09-16-2008, 11:28 PM
Woops, True you are. Sorry Kyle... Hard to put a face to someone you haven't met... Yet.
Let's do lunch sometime.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 11:30 PM
Lol, No problem with me and dont fool your self, I live in TN and plan to be to the gap plenty. I just dont think you will be so candid in person once you get to know me.
t-homo
09-16-2008, 11:31 PM
Let's do lunch sometime.
Ha. Kyle is trying to arrage a man-date.
Switch
09-16-2008, 11:32 PM
Lol, No problem with me and dont fool your self, I live in TN and plan to be to the gap plenty. I just dont think you will be so candid in person once you get to know me.
Fat Chance.
Lol, No problem with me and dont fool your self, I live in TN and plan to be to the gap plenty. I just dont think you will be so candid in person once you get to know me.
I highly doubt that, he is just as much of an ass in person.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 11:35 PM
Wow, Tough guy huh? Same one who brings his pistol with him?
Maybe I should be so gay as to bring mine and we can have a old fashion wild west show down?
God you are relentless... Must have a MEAN crush on Rae... Poor guy!
Oh, And I just ment I would take about 2 seconds of your chatter before removing your teeth...
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 11:38 PM
Lol, No problem with me and dont fool your self, I live in TN and plan to be to the gap plenty. I just dont think you will be so candid in person once you get to know me.
stop trying to be such a hard ass and intimidate people people over the internet. we're telling you we get a laugh, and that you're annoying for your obsession with rae and you retort with "im gonna beat you up"... you must be offended by geico commercials.
Wow, Tough guy huh? Same one who brings his pistol with him?
Maybe I should be so gay as to bring mine and we can have a old fashion wild west show down?
God you are relentless... Must have a MEAN crush on Rae... Poor guy!
Oh, And I just ment I would take about 2 seconds of your chatter before removing your teeth...
come on man, don't take this shit so serious. This is basic TWFix hilarity. You need to come to the next group hangout. This is all we do all weekend, make fun of people til they fall apart or just learn to take a joke. Hell my bike got stolen and I like to buy dildos, Drewpy and T-Rock are fags, NtS is a crippled drunk hobo, Rae is a Tom Cruise impersonator, Ebbs is the worlds biggest asshole in person, Fatburg wants to rape Drewpy for some reason, Kat can't get anyone to snuggle with her, the list goes on and on.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 11:45 PM
stop trying to be such a hard ass and intimidate people people over the internet. we're telling you we get a laugh, and that you're annoying for your obsession with rae and you retort with "im gonna beat you up"... you must be offended by geico commercials.
Bwhahahaha, Ya, I just shot off the handle right off the bat! 5 Pages in...
Nice try guy and that was a seldome window into my serious side. None of you im sure would see if you met me. Like I said You wouldn't be such a dick if you had a clue who you were talking to and secondly I don't want to punch anyone. But if you or anyone try to talk to me in person like you think you can without knowing me then yes you will 9 times out of 10 get punched without me being able to stop it.
Sorry just not from the same back ground as you im sure. Don't take so much offense to it if you can run your gums so much... Like I said many times Chances are you and I as well as most on this board will meet in person. You don't want to feel like a douche do you?
t-homo
09-16-2008, 11:46 PM
come on man, don't take this shit so serious. This is basic TWFix hilarity. You need to come to the next group hangout. This is all we do all weekend, make fun of people til they fall apart or just learn to take a joke. Hell my bike got stolen and I like to buy dildos, Drewpy and T-Rock are fags, NtS is a crippled drunk hobo, Rae is a Tom Cruise impersonator, Ebbs is the worlds biggest asshole in person, Fatburg wants to rape Drewpy for some reason, Kat can't get anyone to snuggle with her, the list goes on and on.
I would have snuggled with Kat, but she told me that I couldn't sleep in the same bed as her.
I would have snuggled with Kat, but she told me that I couldn't sleep in the same bed as her.
No you wouldn't of, you were too busy screwing Fatburg while we were all in Ebbs' room.
t-homo
09-16-2008, 11:51 PM
I was in ebbs room the whole time. You are the one who ran off to take a picture of him sleeping. Creeper.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 11:52 PM
Bwhahahaha, Ya, I just shot off the handle right off the bat!
Nice try guy and that was a seldome window into my serious side. None of you im sure would see if you met me. Like I said You wouldn't be such a dick if you had a clue who you were talking to and secondly I don't want to punch anyone. But if you or anyone try to talk to me in person like you think you can without knowing me then yes you will 9 times out of 10 get punched without me being able to stop it.
Sorry just not from the same back ground as you im sure. Don't take so much offense to it if you can run your gums so much... Like I said many times Chances are you and I as well as most on this board will meet in person. You don't want to feel like a douche do you?
Stop trying to be billy bad ass on the internet. I'll just pick up pizdets on my way down to tenn and he'll stomp on the whole state like it was tokyo.
I would have snuggled with Kat, but she told me that I couldn't sleep in the same bed as her.
lmao. you are so gay.
Captain Morgan
09-16-2008, 11:53 PM
OMG this thread is fucking hilarious. I can't believe how serious Gunther is taking this shit. I'm laughing my fucking ass off right now.
Stop trying to be billy bad ass on the internet. I'll just pick up pizdets on my way down to tenn and he'll stomp on the whole state like it was tokyo.
I thought about making fun of piz, but I was too scared of being crushed into dust.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 11:56 PM
come on man, don't take this shit so serious. This is basic TWFix hilarity. You need to come to the next group hangout. This is all we do all weekend, make fun of people til they fall apart or just learn to take a joke. Hell my bike got stolen and I like to buy dildos, Drewpy and T-Rock are fags, NtS is a crippled drunk hobo, Rae is a Tom Cruise impersonator, Ebbs is the worlds biggest asshole in person, Fatburg wants to rape Drewpy for some reason, Kat can't get anyone to snuggle with her, the list goes on and on.
lmao
OMG this thread is fucking hilarious. I can't believe how serious Gunther is taking this shit. I'm laughing my fucking ass off right now.
oh man you dont even know how much im laughing right now. i can barely contain myself.
Gunther1000
09-16-2008, 11:56 PM
Stop trying to be billy bad ass on the internet. I'll just pick up pizdets on my way down to tenn and he'll stomp on the whole state like it was tokyo.
lmao. you are so gay.
Ok, Ya you read what you have said and Im the billy bad ass. You have zero respect coming from me.
Oh and internet or not I dont care who you are guy or who you "bring" you should probably relax and maybe tell Rae your secret thoughts instead of trying to get mad at me?
Just a thought...
:dthumb:
NONE_too_SOFT
09-16-2008, 11:57 PM
I thought about making fun of piz, but I was too scared of being crushed into dust.
lol, alex is one cool Mofo. i'm glad i met him first and established alliances early.
Captain Morgan
09-16-2008, 11:57 PM
I thought about making fun of piz, but I was too scared of being crushed into dust.
No doubt. I would classify him as silent but deadly. Quiet guy, but if you get him pissed off, he'll fuck you up in a heartbeat.
t-homo
09-16-2008, 11:57 PM
Piz was about to kill someone when the guy pulled the string on kat's shirt. I wanted to see a beat down.
Piz was about to kill someone when the guy pulled the string on kat's shirt. I wanted to see a beat down.
yeah me too, piz is an awesome guy
NONE_too_SOFT
09-17-2008, 12:01 AM
Ok, Ya you read what you have said and Im the billy bad ass. You have zero respect coming from me.
Oh and internet or not I dont care who you are guy or who you "bring" you should probably relax and maybe tell Rae your secret thoughts instead of trying to get mad at me?
Just a thought...
:dthumb:
You are so strung up on rae you cant even concieve that i Like rae as a person, not as a hot chick who rides. she's been off limits to me from day one.
Im not making threats. Im just making fun of you for being so gay. deal with it. or do you want to schedule a cage fight.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-17-2008, 12:02 AM
lmfao.
My favorite quote of all time was alex, on sunday.
I've had a couple beers now, and im ready to fuck somebody up
t-homo
09-17-2008, 12:03 AM
It's a good thing I don't freak out when I get made fun of. Lord knows how many gay jokes were pulled on me this weekend, and will continue to be forever.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-17-2008, 12:05 AM
It's a good thing I don't freak out when I get made fun of. Lord knows how many gay jokes were pulled on me this weekend, and will continue to be forever.
lol, compared to how we treated drewpy on saturday, you might as well be macho man randy savage.
It's a good thing I don't freak out when I get made fun of. Lord knows how many gay jokes were pulled on me this weekend, and will continue to be forever.
you kinda did it to yourself man. :lol:
just be proud in the fact you are not drewpy gay.
Gunther1000
09-17-2008, 12:07 AM
You are so strung up on rae you cant even concieve that i Like rae as a person, not as a hot chick who rides. she's been off limits to me from day one.
Im not making threats. Im just making fun of you for being so gay. deal with it. or do you want to schedule a cage fight.
Ha ha, Your so cool! I just love you. You must be jealous I have taken Drewpy from you and he will never return...
And Rae isn't off limits to me.
Wow, looks like you may just have to pencil me in for your "cage match" tough guy.
t-homo
09-17-2008, 12:07 AM
I did set myself up a few times, but never checked out any dudes in Coldstone. In my defense, the second girl in there looked 15 and had a horse face.
Captain Morgan
09-17-2008, 12:09 AM
... tough guy.
Are you from Jersey? If not, why do you keep calling everybody "tough guy?" Dude, you're fucking hilarious.
Gunther1000
09-17-2008, 12:10 AM
Are you from Jersey? If not, why do you keep calling everybody "tough guy?" Dude, you're fucking hilarious.
"keep" did I use it that many times?
Maybe its just the post we are in...
Captain Morgan
09-17-2008, 12:16 AM
"keep" did I use it that many times?
Maybe its just the post we are in...
Guess you only used it twice in this thread, but I've read it from you more than just these two times or it wouldn't have stuck out in my mind.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-17-2008, 12:17 AM
Gunther is lame like poland trying to defend itself from germany. It just doesnt add up in the long run.
Gunther1000
09-17-2008, 12:21 AM
Gunther is lame like poland trying to defend itself from germany. It just doesnt add up in the long run.
It warms my heart that I can produce 7 pages in less than 2 hours in my name alone! I must thank you for this TWF fame!
Again in my quote though your hate shows through... Come on just tell Rae you think about her in other way than "just Friends"...
Trust me you will feel a great relief!
t-homo
09-17-2008, 12:24 AM
Gunther is lame like poland trying to defend itself from germany. It just doesnt add up in the long run.
That analogy was almost as good as trying to stick a watermelon through a keyhole.
NONE_too_SOFT
09-17-2008, 12:27 AM
It warms my heart that I can produce 7 pages in less than 2 hours in my name alone! I must thank you for this TWF fame!
Again in my quote though your hate shows through... Come on just tell Rae you think about her in other way than "just Friends"...
Trust me you will feel a great relief!
k. i also think of her as a mother.
phew you're right.
I'm gay I'm gay I am gay I am so gay I love weiners I am gay
sorry my non gay selective filter was on, what did you say?
Gas Man
09-17-2008, 02:46 AM
come on man, don't take this shit so serious. This is basic TWFix hilarity. You need to come to the next group hangout. This is all we do all weekend, make fun of people til they fall apart or just learn to take a joke. Hell my bike got stolen and I like to buy dildos, Drewpy and T-Rock are fags, NtS is a crippled drunk hobo, Rae is a Tom Cruise impersonator, Ebbs is the worlds biggest asshole in person, Fatburg wants to rape Drewpy for some reason, Kat can't get anyone to snuggle with her, the list goes on and on.
Did you stress how gay Drewpy is?
I would have snuggled with Kat, but she told me that I couldn't sleep in the same bed as her.
Me too... WTF gives? Why wouldn't anybody snuggle with hottie kat? I would have...
Switch
09-17-2008, 07:33 AM
"Tom Cruise Impersonator"
Gunther needs to be renamed as Goose.
fatburg
09-17-2008, 08:09 AM
Lol, No problem with me and dont fool your self, I live in TN and plan to be to the gap plenty. I just dont think you will be so candid in person once you get to know me.
Fat Chance.
I highly doubt that, he is just as much of an ass in person.
ya, don't see Kyle holding back at all. Just sayin.
And damn it, change your Avater from TC to something else, I keep thinking it is Rae posting.
"Tom Cruise Impersonator"
Gunther needs to be renamed as Goose.
Call the ball
ya, don't see Kyle holding back at all. Just sayin.
And damn it, change your Avater from TC to something else, I keep thinking it is Rae posting.
He is going to die soon
fatburg
09-17-2008, 08:14 AM
Call the ball
He is going to die soon
I'm just glad Drewpy isn't this sensitive, we would have found him curled up in a corner crying.
I'm just glad Drewpy isn't this sensitive, we would have found him curled up in a corner crying.
Didn't that happen saturday night?
fatburg
09-17-2008, 08:28 AM
Didn't that happen saturday night?
i think he had a hard to sitting down saturday night
marko138
09-17-2008, 09:08 AM
stop trying to be such a hard ass and intimidate people people over the internet. we're telling you we get a laugh, and that you're annoying for your obsession with rae and you retort with "im gonna beat you up"... you must be offended by geico commercials.
Backhanded caveman dig FTW.
Katherine
09-17-2008, 09:11 AM
This thread is both disturbing and fun. Gunther, are you more or less in love after meeting Rae in person?
Me too... WTF gives? Why wouldn't anybody snuggle with hottie kat? I would have...
Thank you, Gas Man. See, Captain! Geez. Please turn in your man card.
Piz was about to kill someone when the guy pulled the string on kat's shirt. I wanted to see a beat down.
Down right decent of you, Piz.
dReWpY
09-17-2008, 09:17 AM
i think he had a hard to sitting down saturday night
the only thing sensitive about ... you know what i am going to learn from rae and just keep my mouth shut this time:sorry:
:lol:
Katherine
09-17-2008, 09:19 AM
Probably because it's full of gayisms. You wouldn't want one to drop out.
PiZdETS
09-17-2008, 09:25 AM
Down right decent of you, Piz.
Anytime Kat. I'm the only person that get's to force you to get undressed.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s2/pizdetss/1221604377519.jpg
Gunther1000
09-17-2008, 09:29 AM
I'm just glad Drewpy isn't this sensitive, we would have found him curled up in a corner crying.
Ya, I'm so worked up over this it's insane...
Seriously If you look at when and where this all started it has less to do with Rae but more to do with Drewpy...
I guess NTS is the one who is sensitive but really, MY OWN THREAD! Fuck, instant fame!
I don't have any ill feelings against someone for there postings untill they get way out in fantasy "im cooler online" land. I didn't mean to come off like I was in any way bothered by this other than it came out of nowhere.
I do like the added touch of posting other peoples names in threads after mine.
It kinda kills my buzz though, I want it to all be about ME ME Me.
Switch
09-17-2008, 09:45 AM
I'm cooler online and in person.
dReWpY
09-17-2008, 09:51 AM
:fishon: :bunny:
NONE_too_SOFT
09-17-2008, 11:06 AM
I'm cooler online and in person.
i get cooler with every post. i am the highlander. there can only be none(toosoft)
i get cooler with every post. i am the highlander. there can only be none(toosoft)
I got to admit the wheel chair hooliganism and hotel staff pranks were freakin awesome.
smileyman
09-17-2008, 11:16 AM
LOL, LMFAO, WOW! I started out like "this thread is so gay" and then got to "Now this is down right dumb" then it went back to gay. However it left me red faced and breathless from laughing. 9 pages of algorythmic homosexuality...I think at the next TWFix get together we have a drunken cage match battle royal. Instead of "foreign objects" we will have the cage stocked with sex toys and Rae and Katherine can be the round card girls...
This is hilarious...
Gunther1000
09-17-2008, 11:44 AM
LOL, LMFAO, WOW! I started out like "this thread is so gay" and then got to "Now this is down right dumb" then it went back to gay. However it left me red faced and breathless from laughing. 9 pages of algorythmic homosexuality...I think at the next TWFix get together we have a drunken cage match battle royal. Instead of "foreign objects" we will have the cage stocked with sex toys and Rae and Katherine can be the round card girls...
This is hilarious...
Good call!
I'm glad to be of service!
And ya, this is the single gayest thread ever made...
NONE_too_SOFT
09-17-2008, 11:47 AM
no its not.
Gunther1000
09-17-2008, 11:49 AM
no its not.
Made by the single Gayest person on the board...:welcome:
Captain Morgan
09-17-2008, 11:50 AM
Thank you, Gas Man. See, Captain! Geez. Please turn in your man card.
It's in the mail.
Rider
09-17-2008, 11:50 AM
Give it up, this thread IS funny. :twfix:
NONE_too_SOFT
09-17-2008, 11:53 AM
Made by the single Gayest person on the board...:welcome:
no im not.
Gunther1000
09-17-2008, 11:54 AM
no im not.
Are to! Yahu!
Shift
09-17-2008, 12:34 PM
Lol Epic Thread.
papapoi
09-17-2008, 12:37 PM
Someone pass the popcorn.
Made by the single Gayest person on the board...:welcome:
That's drewpy
Give it up, this thread IS funny. :twfix:
yeah, this one is classic
fatburg
09-17-2008, 12:40 PM
no im not.
I agree, he has never dumped a hot asian stripper who wanted to buy him a motorcycle.
don't worry, the Trunk has your back
Rider
09-17-2008, 12:40 PM
http://www.clubtroppo.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/threadofdoom.gif
papapoi
09-17-2008, 12:49 PM
This thread makes me think of that movie something about mary " Classic stalker case."
Gunther1000
09-17-2008, 12:51 PM
:shovel:
dReWpY
09-17-2008, 01:08 PM
I agree, he has never dumped a hot asian stripper who wanted to buy him a motorcycle.
don't worry, the Trunk has your back
and if you let him, your front too:panic:
NONE_too_SOFT
09-17-2008, 01:41 PM
and if you let him, your front too:panic:
lol. did we ever get an explanation as to what fatburg was doing streetwalking til 4am on thursday.
talking to his wife on his cell and just wandered away too far before he realized what he was doing is what he told me
fatburg
09-17-2008, 02:04 PM
fat kid was way too drunk. made a couple drunk calls to friends. took a walk, found a very comfy tree to sit down and take a short nappy. I remembered that monday looking out Ebbs and Chi's window waiting to leave.
fat kid was way too drunk. made a couple drunk calls to friends. took a walk, found a very comfy tree to sit down and take a short nappy. I remembered that monday looking out Ebbs and Chi's window waiting to leave.
That's awesome. :lol: Reminds me of a time where I got scared of my friends when I was really drunk and ran away. I woke up in a shopping center parking lot the next day. My friends were so pissed.
fatburg
09-17-2008, 02:24 PM
That's awesome. :lol: Reminds me of a time where I got scared of my friends when I was really drunk and ran away. I woke up in a shopping center parking lot the next day. My friends were so pissed.
I once went to a farm party and passed out with my legs in the pond, in the middle of fall....when i woke up i could hardly walk
t-homo
09-17-2008, 03:03 PM
Damn. I normally make it to bed before I pass out.
Gas Man
09-18-2008, 01:13 AM
Thank you, Gas Man. See, Captain! Geez. Please turn in your man card.
Anytime... never deny a hottie!!
It's in the mail.
WTF gives? Is there something strange about poor Kat? Some huge back growth? :idk:
Captain Morgan
09-18-2008, 01:25 AM
Anytime... never deny a hottie!!
WTF gives? Is there something strange about poor Kat? Some huge back growth? :idk:
Hell no. Kat is very hot and I'd snuggle with her any chance I got. We're all just fucking around with each other, but if you want the story, here it is:
I somehow got lucky enough to sleep in the same bed as her (I guess I'm the least threatening). She had somehow worked her way to the middle of the bed and was laying on my shoulder. I woke up as the alarm was going off and "pushed" her off me, telling her to hit the alarm. We were all talking at dinner and she mentioned I was a complete gentleman during the night. I jokingly said she crossed the line cause I woke up to her head resting on my shoulder (which she didn't remember). She asked if I pushed her off and I said yeah cause, technically, I did (to get the alarm). She called me a fag. Now everybody is saying Kat can't find anyone to cuddle with her. Pretty lame story, honestly. It's a lot more fun if we can make jokes out of it, so I've let the story go on. But you wanted it, so you got it. :lol:
Gas Man
09-18-2008, 01:26 AM
Ok Capt... good going... now turn in your man card. I'm married and can't be trusted with such hottness!!!
Captain Morgan
09-18-2008, 01:34 AM
Ok Capt... good going... now turn in your man card. I'm married and can't be trusted with such hottness!!!
:lol: Like I said, I'm the least threatening (odd, considering the gayness of Drewpy and t-rock) :idk:
Gas Man
09-18-2008, 01:38 AM
Yeah... normally I would be considered the MOST LEAST Threatening... I'm at least 20 years older than most here just due to my bike choice... :lol:
marko138
09-18-2008, 08:56 AM
Yeah... normally I would be considered the MOST LEAST Threatening... I'm at least 20 years older than most here just due to my bike choice... :lol:
Only 20? :lol:
Katherine
09-18-2008, 09:00 AM
I somehow got lucky enough to sleep in the same bed as her (I guess I'm the least threatening).
You aren't the least threatening. Nick is. You were the skinniest that would take up the least amount of space. Also, sleeping with you wouldn't get you in trouble with a Mrs.
Rider
09-18-2008, 09:03 AM
Yeah Kat's good like that. She almost didn't want to even stay in the same room as me because she didn't want me to get in trouble with the wife. Always looking out for us.
Switch
09-18-2008, 09:09 AM
You aren't the least threatening. Nick is. You were the skinniest that would take up the least amount of space. Also, sleeping with you wouldn't get you in trouble with a Mrs.
Nick only gets that position because Kat doesn't trust herself with me.
Gunther1000
09-18-2008, 09:30 AM
Smooth operator. I bet that big nose drives all the ladies wild!
Switch
09-18-2008, 09:44 AM
Smooth operator. I bet that big nose drives all the ladies wild!
That's the jew in me. Yeah, I have a HUGE schnozz.
You're a moron.
fatburg
09-18-2008, 09:46 AM
Smooth operator. I bet that big nose drives all the ladies wild!
That's the jew in me. Yeah, I have a HUGE schnozz.
You're a moron.
:jerry:
Captain Morgan
09-18-2008, 09:47 AM
You aren't the least threatening. Nick is. You were the skinniest that would take up the least amount of space. Also, sleeping with you wouldn't get you in trouble with a Mrs.
:lol: good to know
the chi
09-18-2008, 12:49 PM
Good Lord!! People!
I dont even know what to say!
Love ya all, had an incredible time!!
NtS- you know your one of my favorite peoples...
Kyle - you really ARE as awesome as Kat said, even tho I was prepared to not like you, I really do adore ya!
Gunther- way cooler in person ya'll (unless you already talk to him). Super nice, very gentlemanly, drove me all over town locating that damn GPS, and cant wait to get up there and ride some of those killer twisties!! And not nearly as creepily devoted as he pretends to be. All my big brothers can breathe a sigh of relief, I'm home safe, he didnt kidnap me and he isnt that creepy. If anything, he may need to beware of me. I might steal his dog.
Gunther1000
09-18-2008, 12:50 PM
Good Lord!! People!
Yup... Pretty gay...
the chi
09-18-2008, 12:56 PM
T-rock is a total sweetie,
and Pizdets has GOT to be the LARGEST most sweetest man I have ever met!
And Capt. is every bit as adorable as all get out!!
NONE_too_SOFT
09-18-2008, 01:07 PM
Smooth operator. I bet that big nose drives all the ladies wild!
That's the jew in me. Yeah, I have a HUGE schnozz.
You're a moron.
Yup... Pretty gay...
i donno rae. he seems pretty douchey. who calls somebody out about the size of their nose? at least kyle can take a jab, and not threaten to come to his house and make mellowdramatic threats.
dReWpY
09-18-2008, 01:11 PM
hey what about me... i threaten ppl, claim to steal their bikes when they are asleep, throw ppl down the stairway in a wheelchair when they are drunk, toss ppl out of bed and smazh their face into the wall... and i am on the nonthreatening list... :panic:
NONE_too_SOFT
09-18-2008, 01:17 PM
hey what about me... i threaten ppl, claim to steal their bikes when they are asleep, throw ppl down the stairway in a wheelchair when they are drunk, toss ppl out of bed and smazh their face into the wall... and i am on the nonthreatening list... :panic:
i think i asked you to push me down the stairs in the wheelchair.
Gunther1000
09-18-2008, 01:30 PM
i think i asked you to push me down the stairs in the wheelchair.
:pg::cry:
All I could hear from that was "Wah, Rae, Help! Join me and Kyle's hate fest please!" "He uses logic and is a stranger lets get him!"
Super cool. I still think it was funny you had a negitive remark for every one of my un-Rae-Related post right before taking your only shot at trying to form alliances against me.
:dthumb:
neebelung
09-18-2008, 01:33 PM
http://www.floridasportbikers.com/images/smilies/weird.gif
Gunther1000
09-18-2008, 01:33 PM
:x:
Rider
09-18-2008, 01:34 PM
http://www.floridasportbikers.com/images/smilies/weird.gif
Not showing up. :idk:
NONE_too_SOFT
09-18-2008, 01:36 PM
:pg::cry:
All I could hear from that was "Wah, Rae, Help! Join me and Kyle's hate fest please!" "He uses logic and is a stranger lets get him!"
Super cool. I still think it was funny you had a negitive remark for every one of my un-Rae-Related post right before taking your only shot at trying to form alliances against me.
:dthumb:
I think its funny the way your posts are so sarcastic, yet you are confusing it with logic.
I think its finally time to post this for you.
http://capslockhouse.pbwiki.com/f/SandyVag.gif
Gunther1000
09-18-2008, 01:39 PM
Aww it was only a matter of time. I held that one back for you but wow, Now im truely hurt.
Not the sandy Vagina! Thats twice now...
neebelung
09-18-2008, 01:48 PM
:x:
Not showing up. :idk:
:panic: dagnabbit!!!!!!
(it worked when I previewed it, fuggin thing!)
Just basically a "WTF" smiley :lol:
neebelung
09-18-2008, 01:49 PM
I think its funny the way your posts are so sarcastic, yet you are confusing it with logic.
I think its finally time to post this for you.
http://capslockhouse.pbwiki.com/f/SandyVag.gif
:dvrofl:
No matter how many times I see it posted, it's still fucking funny as ever.
Gunther1000
09-18-2008, 01:53 PM
That dude looks like Chris Pontious from Jack Ass. That sand figure reminds me of NTS. :idk:
neebelung
09-18-2008, 01:55 PM
That dude looks like Chris Pontious from Jack Ass. That sand figure reminds me of NTS. :idk:
Dude, I dunno what this massive 7 page ordeal is about and I don't care enough to read it all, but you're gonna have to do better than that to top the humor level of the Sangina. Seriously.
Proper use of Sangina .jpg = fucking hiLARious.
Your response above = Not so much. :idk:
Rider
09-18-2008, 02:03 PM
Alright you two. E-hump each other already and get it over with you fags.
smileyman
09-18-2008, 02:04 PM
She said sandgina! Hahahahahahahahah!:dvrofl:
Gunther1000
09-18-2008, 02:15 PM
Dude, I dunno what this massive 7 page ordeal is about and I don't care enough to read it all, but you're gonna have to do better than that to top the humor level of the Sangina. Seriously.
Proper use of Sangina .jpg = fucking hiLARious.
Your response above = Not so much. :idk:
sorry to disappoint. :sw:
Its hard to get to involved while trying to work and post all day.
neebelung
09-18-2008, 02:19 PM
She said sandgina! Hahahahahahahahah!:dvrofl:
:rofl: I was rather proud of that one myself.... ;)
sorry to disappoint. :sw:
Its hard to get to involved while trying to work and post all day.
No need to apologize, just figured I'd give you a head's up. If you're too busy to artfully craft a proper response, it might be best to wait to respond until you can, otherwise you're merely proving NtS's points, ya know?
Gunther1000
09-18-2008, 02:24 PM
:rofl: I was rather proud of that one myself.... ;)
No need to apologize, just figured I'd give you a head's up. If you're too busy to artfully craft a proper response, it might be best to wait to respond until you can, otherwise you're merely proving NtS's points, ya know?
Oh his point is valid! Im not saying im not a HUGE douch bag! Phifft. Anyone can tell that. Just look at how I ride!
:dthumb: ya, thats my fav one.
Captain Morgan
09-18-2008, 02:37 PM
T-rock is a total sweetie,
and Pizdets has GOT to be the LARGEST most sweetest man I have ever met!
And Capt. is every bit as adorable as all get out!!
:lol: Thanks.
neebelung
09-18-2008, 02:38 PM
Oh his point is valid! Im not saying im not a HUGE douch bag!
Meh, in that case, carry on with your douchebaggery. :dthumb:
Gunther1000
09-18-2008, 02:44 PM
Thanks!
I will Bag on!
NONE_too_SOFT
09-18-2008, 02:46 PM
gunthers debating skills rival that of a level 1 scientologist.
gunthers debating skills rival that of a level 1 scientologist.
He isn't clear yet, so he can't be a level 1 operating thetan.
We are going to have to put him back in the RPF.
PiZdETS
09-18-2008, 03:08 PM
http://g.photos.cx/1219894578347-6c.jpg
lol internet drama
marko138
09-18-2008, 03:11 PM
http://g.photos.cx/1219894578347-6c.jpg
lol internet drama
:lol:
NONE_too_SOFT
09-18-2008, 03:13 PM
http://g.photos.cx/1219894578347-6c.jpg
lol internet drama
lol.
i sent gunth a friend request but he wont accept it :(
Gunther1000
09-18-2008, 03:22 PM
Oh, I'm sorry Dog! Didn't even see it. Been fucking with some West coast shit all day at work... I'll juice ya up!
smileyman
09-18-2008, 03:26 PM
:dvrofl:Meh, in that case, carry on with your douchebaggery. :dthumb:
She said douchebaggery!
fatburg
09-18-2008, 04:30 PM
http://g.photos.cx/1219894578347-6c.jpg
lol internet drama
Piz, you just made my f'n day:dthumb:
Piz, you just made my f'n day:dthumb:
fat kid enjoys grill jokes
fatburg
09-18-2008, 04:47 PM
ya that just made my photobucket
fatburg
09-18-2008, 04:48 PM
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/fatburg/Misc/dog.jpg
neebelung
09-18-2008, 04:58 PM
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/fatburg/Misc/dog.jpg
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAH
fatburg
09-18-2008, 05:06 PM
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/fatburg/dogwalktrunk2.jpg
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/fatburg/smilies/bbq.gif
Mr Lefty
09-18-2008, 05:10 PM
please... if Rae would have fit in my Tail bag I'd have smuggled her to Korea. Then you'd all be jealous! damn Cortech... I needed the bigger tail bag!!!!
fatburg
09-18-2008, 05:12 PM
please... if Rae would have fit in my Tail bag I'd have smuggled her to Korea. Then you'd all be jealous! damn Cortech... I needed the bigger tail bag!!!!
borrow Gasmans
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/fatburg/Misc/Lift027a222.jpg
Mr Lefty
09-18-2008, 05:15 PM
now you tell me... damn it man... 4 days to fucking late!
fatburg
09-18-2008, 05:17 PM
NtS also has one available but I think he might be trying to attach it to his wheelchair for extra storage
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/fatburg/Misc/eiffeltowerjumplw0.jpg
Mr Lefty
09-18-2008, 05:18 PM
:lol: yes you need to trunk NtS in the wheel chair
Are you from Jersey? If not, why do you keep calling everybody "tough guy?" Dude, you're fucking hilarious.
ahem, as a rep from the garden state we dont really use that one so much
Mr Lefty
09-18-2008, 07:58 PM
ahem, as a rep from the garden state we dont really use that one so much
we do in Korea.... fuck'n commie tough guys
Gas Man
09-18-2008, 09:18 PM
Now Now Fat!!!
itgirl
09-18-2008, 09:46 PM
borrow Gasmans
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/fatburg/Misc/Lift027a222.jpg
bwahaha! love it! and the trunk on your baby as well. you're too much! :lol:
Dnyce
09-19-2008, 12:15 AM
i read the 1st 3 posts when this crap started, figured "oh gayness abounds"
i read just following 9 pages, and totally wish i coulda went to indy. this shit is fucking hilarious, too bad all u assholes live so far, ill probably only get to meet the 4 members on the west coast.
hilarious to read tho, lame shit talkin, gayness and grillz lol
marko138
09-19-2008, 07:53 AM
Yar.
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