They're Out to Get Me!!!

[Amber Lamps]

The fucking animals are after me! So far THIS WEEK I have missed 2 dogs,a cat and today...................A FUCKING GOAT!!! I shit you not,I come around a curve and ....what the fuck?.....A god damn GOAT is standing in the damn road!!! God,I wish I would have had my camera! People plus keep your pets and your fuck buddies out of the damn road!!!

[Dave]

damn dude. if i was you id put like a hundred deer screamers on the gix lol

[Captain Morgan]

http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/genius.htm#TheOtherAnimalsAreAginUs

[marko138]

All I can think of when I see the title of this thread is a Guns N Roses song.

[Carolina]

well u are tigger. have u been wearing that tiger lid lol. if so that explains it all they jus wanna play

[Gas Man]

:lol:

I'm sorry Tigger... but I'm laughin my ass off over here... I read it outloud for Uma and I'm crying over here I'm laughin so hard....

Glad you're ok

[Amber Lamps]

:lol:

I'm sorry Tigger... but I'm laughin my ass off over here... I read it outloud for Uma and I'm crying over here I'm laughin so hard....

Glad you're ok

Thanks!.....I think. Yea between the deer and now it's like wtf? Am I Dr Doolittle or some shit? It appears that we all need to start eating more motherfucking meat!!!

[DLIT]

A GOAT? Valentino Rossi came out of nowhere in front of you??

[Mr Lefty]

A GOAT? Valentino Rossi came out of nowhere in front of you??

no.. A GOAT... not THE GOAT... :rofl:

[DLIT]

There's imitators everywhere!

[Mr Lefty]

:lol:

[Amber Lamps]

A GOAT? Valentino Rossi came out of nowhere in front of you??

No fucking Ricky Carmichael was standing in the fucking road... C'mon Dlit God Damn it,get with the program!!! Jesus Christ!

[fatburg]

you obviously don't remember my thread about the goat running through my neighborhood early this summer, haha

[PhiSig1071]

:zowned:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1NTjqaAKBo

[marko138]

:zowned:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1NTjqaAKBo
LOVE IT.

[Rider]

That's what you get for living in South Goat Central. Suprised you havetn already hit a guy playing a banjo.