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Captain Morgan
10-02-2008, 07:03 PM
What was the picture's defense when it was arrested?









































I swear I didn't do it. I was framed.

:rofl:

jeeps84
10-02-2008, 07:05 PM
YUP! That Sucked!

Shift
10-02-2008, 07:06 PM
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/so-not-funny.jpg

Mr Lefty
10-02-2008, 07:06 PM
that's BAN worthy bad

Captain Morgan
10-02-2008, 07:15 PM
I told you it was bad. I never said it was funny.

t-homo
10-02-2008, 07:29 PM
I told you it was bad. I never said it was funny.

Bad joke. Homo.

Captain Morgan
10-02-2008, 07:42 PM
Bad joke. Homo.

Yes, it's a bad joke, but I don't have sex with my friends when they're asleep. Therefore, I'm not a homo. :lol:

jeeps84
10-02-2008, 07:48 PM
Yes, it's a bad joke, but I don't have sex with my friends when they're asleep. Therefore, I'm not a homo. :lol:

:zowned:

Mr Lefty
10-02-2008, 07:50 PM
:rofl: poor T-rock... but think of it this way... it could always be worse...




























put yourself in your friends position! :lol:

jeeps84
10-02-2008, 07:56 PM
:rofl: poor T-rock... but think of it this way... it could always be worse...

















put yourself in your friends position! :lol:

I sleep with a 9MM in hands reach

PhiSig1071
10-02-2008, 08:06 PM
Did you hear about the guy who stole a truckload of viagra?





Police said he was a hardened criminal!








What do you call a psychic midget that has escaped from prison?







A small medium at large!

jeeps84
10-02-2008, 08:22 PM
Those are just as bad as Capt's

PhiSig1071
10-02-2008, 08:52 PM
I know!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?




Beef Jerky!



What do you call a Nun that sleepwalks?





Roamin' Catholic!

Captain Morgan
10-02-2008, 09:17 PM
Who granted the fish's wish?


It's fairy COD mother.

jeeps84
10-02-2008, 10:38 PM
Pleas make it stop. I almost giggled

Mr Lefty
10-02-2008, 10:40 PM
Pleas make it stop. I almost giggled
FAG

JoJoYZF
10-02-2008, 11:14 PM
FAG

:lmao: I actually lol at you callin him on giggling.

jeeps84
10-02-2008, 11:17 PM
like he never has

JoJoYZF
10-02-2008, 11:19 PM
like he never has

Oh you know he has. He isnt the :pebbs: for nothing.

Mr Lefty
10-02-2008, 11:22 PM
like he never has

nope never have... I chuckle or laugh only girls and cock gobblers giggle
Oh you know he has. He isnt the :pebbs: for nothing.

actually I'm still unclear how I got the Princess title... other than Trip putting it in my custom user title one day... :lol:

JoJoYZF
10-02-2008, 11:23 PM
nope never have... I chuckle or laugh only girls and cock gobblers giggle


actually I'm still unclear how I got the Princess title... other than Trip putting it in my custom user title one day... :lol:

I had actually completely forgotten about it til you mentioned it in another thread.

jeeps84
10-02-2008, 11:25 PM
actually I'm still unclear how I got the Princess title... other than Trip putting it in my custom user title one day... :lol:

I'm sure you earned it.

Mr Lefty
10-02-2008, 11:27 PM
I had actually completely forgotten about it til you mentioned it in another thread.

gee glad I could assist... now continue to fuck off

I'm sure you earned it.

probably... but god damn it... I can't remember why

JoJoYZF
10-02-2008, 11:28 PM
gee glad I could assist... now continue to fuck off



probably... but god damn it... I can't remember why

Aww, the princess is getting moody.

Mr Lefty
10-02-2008, 11:29 PM
I'll show you fuck'n moody... lets go sledding... don't worry I'll keep a look out for the logs for ya :wink:



:lol:

JoJoYZF
10-02-2008, 11:31 PM
I'll show you fuck'n moody... lets go sledding... don't worry I'll keep a look out for the logs for ya :wink:



:lol:

:lol: Im still just glad I dodged the tree in the first place. That thing would have at the very least knocked me out cold.

Mr Lefty
10-02-2008, 11:33 PM
:lol: yeah that'd have probably turned out quite bad

JoJoYZF
10-02-2008, 11:34 PM
:lol: yeah that'd have probably turned out quite bad

Even though the log didnt turn out a whole lot better...:lol:

Mr Lefty
10-02-2008, 11:37 PM
well as long as your eye isn't in your cheek... I'd say walk it off

JoJoYZF
10-02-2008, 11:39 PM
well as long as your eye isn't in your cheek... I'd say walk it off

Good call. Since it stayed in place and didnt sink thats about all I did. They didnt even give me any pain killers or anything. Just a few shots and some stitches.