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Mr Lefty
10-07-2008, 06:56 PM
http://news.cnet.com/bank-robber-hires-decoys-on-craigslist-fools-cops/?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=TheSocial

In an elaborate robbery scheme that's one part The Thomas Crowne Affair and one part Pineapple Express, a crook robbed an armored truck outside a Bank of America branch in Monroe, Wash., by hiring decoys through Craigslist to deter authorities.

It gets better: He then escaped in a creek headed for the Skykomish River in an inner tube, and the cops are still looking for him. "A great amount of money" was taken, Monroe police said, but did not provide a dollar value.

It appears to have unfolded this way, according to a Seattle-based NBC affiliate: around 11:00 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, the robber, wearing a yellow vest, safety goggles, a blue shirt, and a respirator mask went over to a guard who was overseeing the unloading of cash to the bank from the truck. He sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed his bag of money, and fled the scene.

But here's the hilarious twist. The robber had previously put out a Craigslist ad for road maintenance workers, promising wages of $28.50 per hour. Recruits were asked to wait near the Bank of America right around the time of the robbery--wearing yellow vests, safety goggles, a respirator mask, and preferably a blue shirt. At least a dozen of them showed up after responding to the Craigslist ad.

"I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," one of the unwitting decoys, named Mike, said to the NBC station. As it turns out, they were simply placed there to confuse cops who were looking for a guy wearing a virtually identical outfit.

Authorities eventually found the getaway inner tube (a getaway inner tube!) and suspect that accomplices may have picked up the robber in a boat. According to the NBC affiliate, police hope to track him down by figuring out who posted the Craigslist ad in the first place.

Craigslist founder Craig Newmark was not immediately available for comment.

Shift
10-07-2008, 07:05 PM
:lol: Reminds me of The Dark Knight for some reason. :idk:

VatorMan
10-07-2008, 07:24 PM
If he used a library computer-that is one smart mofo.

BobTheBiker
10-07-2008, 07:24 PM
thats fucking BRILLIANT right there. I like it.

6doublefive321
10-07-2008, 08:52 PM
Brilliant!

Smittie61984
10-07-2008, 11:25 PM
Even if the guy gets caught he'll spend 2 days in jail and then he'll be working for the FBI.

Mad props yo even though I don't support what you did.

Rider
10-08-2008, 09:01 AM
No such thing as a smart thief. :panic: Lucky yes but not smart.

Here is how he will get caught. The origination of the ad will be traced back to a library. Libraries keep records of who is using any PC at any given time and you need to have a library card to use the PC's. (I've never been to a public library that doesn't check this) Surveillance camera's will also prove that this individual was on the PC in question at the time the ad was placed using the time date stamp on the ad.

Captain Morgan
10-08-2008, 10:34 AM
No such thing as a smart thief. :panic: Lucky yes but not smart.

Here is how he will get caught. The origination of the ad will be traced back to a library. Libraries keep records of who is using any PC at any given time and you need to have a library card to use the PC's. (I've never been to a public library that doesn't check this) Surveillance camera's will also prove that this individual was on the PC in question at the time the ad was placed using the time date stamp on the ad.

Sounds about right. If he was REALLY smart, he would have been somewhere out of the country, using a terminal at a random coffe shop or something like that.

Rider
10-08-2008, 10:39 AM
Sounds about right. If he was REALLY smart, he would have been somewhere out of the country, using a terminal at a random coffe shop or something like that.

Laptop, airport with free wifi, burn the laptop when the job is complete. No trace. As long as he set up the bogus email account while at the same location. :whistle:

Gunther1000
10-08-2008, 12:01 PM
many ways to get an ad on the internet with no link to ones self. way to many to list.

I believe he will never be caught if he had no one but himself involved.

Nice job dude, now just don't press your luck with a follow up attempt. Invest your cash wisely and call it a days work.

NONE_too_SOFT
10-08-2008, 01:13 PM
No such thing as a smart thief. :panic: Lucky yes but not smart.

Here is how he will get caught. The origination of the ad will be traced back to a library. Libraries keep records of who is using any PC at any given time and you need to have a library card to use the PC's. (I've never been to a public library that doesn't check this) Surveillance camera's will also prove that this individual was on the PC in question at the time the ad was placed using the time date stamp on the ad.

me and piz used a library computer w/o giving any ID no problem on our trip up to indy.

Smittie61984
10-08-2008, 01:17 PM
The only way he'll get caught is if he starts bragging about it. Which I wouldn't blame him cause I'd want to brag about it too.

Mr Lefty
10-08-2008, 04:16 PM
can you not use a proxy to get to craigslist?

but in this day and age where it's so tough to get a fake ID... they may actually catch him...

Shift
10-08-2008, 04:31 PM
can you not use a proxy to get to craigslist?

but in this day and age where it's so tough to get a fake ID... they may actually catch him...

Sure you can. If he's smart enough to hire the goons I'm sure he was smart enough to use a public comp without presenting ID, spoof a MAC address from a complete dif comp somewhere out of state, and access criagslist via a high anonymity proxy. If the cops find this guy I doubt it will be because they traced his computer down.

jeeps84
10-09-2008, 02:37 PM
One would think so