So I'm a Terrible, Terrible person.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Things were going swimmingly. until, *gasp* she actually started to [I]like[I] me. apparently she mistook our drunken make out sessions and me feeling her up every chance i got as true chivalry, because the girl would simply not put out. Upon trying to demoralize her last friday night she gave me the "i really think we have something special, and i want to wait and make it special"...

Oh boy. that really threw a wrench in my plans. I wanted right there to tell this girl she must be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. how could you possibly think that i see anything in you more than a pair of tits? all you do is laugh at my jokes and spend my money at the bar. ummmmmmmmmmm, you think thats what im looking for in a girl? hell i could get a tape recorder with a laugh track and save enough money to buy a new bike by next year. You dont even have a friggin job! you are not pretty enough to have a sugar daddy, ESPECIALLY if you dont put out, thats the whole point of having a sugar daddy...


But when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I gritted my teeth and smiled at her and fed her some "i'm really glad we met again" bullcrap, and told her i was going to leave then. Kind of left her in a state of confusion, as i really just got the hell out of there, considering my plans had been thwarted. I thought about it for a while, and i was NOT willing to keep seeing this girl any longer, so i was going to have to use what i had.

What i had failed to mention the previous week was that i convinced this chick to stop going to the dance clubs she frequents because i didnt like the way she acted and danced and shit, so she was going to be free Saturday, and i suggested we meet up at the bar we frequent. I said around 11:30 i'd be there.

Soooooo i fire up the printer and got a folder, and head out to the bar around nine to meet my friends, which is what i had planned to do in the first place. I inform them of the master plan, and we decide the best plan of action.

text girl, tell her i cant wait to see her, i've been thinking about what she said and i've got something special for her at the bar.

step one complete.

Then i get drunk.

Step two complete.

11:15 - she's on her way.

So i take said folder with said print work into the bathroom, and with the help of some scotch tape i add a little flair to the mens room stalls, and walls.

11:30
rolls up. girl comes in. im drunk and i slap her on the butt and feed her some lines. she is confused.

11:45 -

Me:"baby, we're going to the strip club, lets go" (i had no intention of actually taking her with me)

girl: "omg no way my friends are here, what about what you said earlier? i dont understand"

me: "you will, i gotta go babe, see ya"


we left around twelve.

And then, later that night, i check my cell phone and notice about a hundred text messages. apparently the photo's in the mens room found their way out into the bar. and apparently many of the people at the bar recognized the girl in them as the one sitting around whining about me with her friends (I'm assuming)...


I believe, although it was not my orriginal plan, that the backup plan worked well enough to leave an emotional scar on this chick for a time to come. and at least i wont have to see her at my bar anymore.

[Mr Lefty]

:rofl: awesome...

[the chi]

So, now remind us of what originally transpired that made you embark on this devious method of revenge...

and which pics did you tape up? The shirtless ones?

And what did she have to say about it?

I fear the lack of details, however vague they may be are taking away from your story angel...

[fnfalman]

No poon? Fuck that shit then!

[smileyman]

Bang! Cold! James Bond sneaky you suave babe killer! PS give me her number and I will help her "heal" her emotional wounds...:diitb:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

So, now remind us of what originally transpired that made you embark on this devious method of revenge...

and which pics did you tape up? The shirtless ones?

And what did she have to say about it?

I fear the lack of details, however vague they may be are taking away from your story angel...

she dogged me last year and just straight up ignored me for a while, which is about the only thing that pisses me off more than just saying "hey i dont like you".

i didnt even read half the texts, but i have recieved death threats from some of her gay friends. like litterally gay. i've been threatened by gay men.

[Mr Lefty]

she dogged me last year and just straight up ignored me for a while, which is about the only thing that pisses me off more than just saying "hey i dont like you".

i didnt even read half the texts, but i have recieved death threats from some of her gay friends. like litterally gay. i've been threatened by gay men.

:lol:

[the chi]

she dogged me last year and just straight up ignored me for a while, which is about the only thing that pisses me off more than just saying "hey i dont like you".

i didnt even read half the texts, but i have recieved death threats from some of her gay friends. like litterally gay. i've been threatened by gay men.

Ah, I see...women can be so strange sometimes...good story tho...

as for the ga guys, just keep an eye out when your in the restroom...hate to see anything happen to you at the hands of some seriously gay men~

[JoJoYZF]

So, now remind us of what originally transpired that made you embark on this devious method of revenge...

and which pics did you tape up? The shirtless ones?

And what did she have to say about it?

I fear the lack of details, however vague they may be are taking away from your story angel...

Im guessin more along the lines of all the pics he had from her, not just the shirtless ones.

she dogged me last year and just straight up ignored me for a while, which is about the only thing that pisses me off more than just saying "hey i dont like you".

i didnt even read half the texts, but i have recieved death threats from some of her gay friends. like litterally gay. i've been threatened by gay men.

That whole thing was hilarious. Im impressed. And being threatened by some gay guys is pretty fucking ridiculous. It definitely adds some humor to the story.

[Mr Lefty]

what blows my mind is she sends you pics like she did... then wants to wait...

humm... if you wanna wait... take it slow because you think you have something special... here's an idea... how about no sending the other person photos of you spreading your shit so people can see the bottom of your brain.

[JoJoYZF]

what blows my mind is she sends you pics like she did... then wants to wait...

humm... if you wanna wait... take it slow because you think you have something special... here's an idea... how about no sending the other person photos of you spreading your shit so people can see the bottom of your brain.

Thats a damn good point. I didnt even think about that. Shes a confused whore. She wants to be a slut but wants to have morals at the same time and wait.

[smileyman]

Maybe she was just wanting him to wait and get really frustrated and anxious so he can take it out on her...You know teasing him with pics, like soome perverted appetizer, so that he loses control and devours her in a burst of violent torrid passion! Nah, she's prolly just crazy....:panic:

[Mr Lefty]

Maybe she was just wanting him to wait and get really frustrated and anxious so he can take it out on her...You know teasing him with pics, like soome perverted appetizer, so that he loses control and devours her in a burst of violent torrid passion! Nah, she's prolly just crazy....:panic:

ok.... and we're moving on... :leaving:

[Shift]

Maybe she was just wanting him to wait and get really frustrated and anxious so he can take it out on her...You know teasing him with pics, like soome perverted appetizer, so that he loses control and devours her in a burst of violent torrid passion! Nah, she's prolly just crazy....:panic:

:backingout:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I'm scratchin my head on that one, smileyman...

[Mr Lefty]

I'm scratchin my head on that one, smileyman...

I'm just glad I got out of AR! :lol: though I gotta say his wife is a hottie... :drool:

[DIMford]

I think you're right. You are going to hell. But that's one hell of a great way to get ahead on the brimstone path.

[Captain Morgan]

I can't believe she sent you the pics she did, and then says she wants to wait. That sounds typical of young girls, though.

[Trip]

Stephen, you are my hero.

[smileyman]

I'm just glad I got out of AR! :lol: though I gotta say his wife is a hottie... :drool:


Thanks for the compliment on the wife...she will blush.

I was just thinking outside of the box. Guess I shouldn't try to think like an adolescent woman anymore, might strain something.

What was that Jack Nicholson line about trying to think as a woman? "think like a man but take away reason and accountability?":idk:

[Katherine]

Stephen!!!! :spank:

[Trip]

Stephen!!!! :spank:

Just think, you get to stay with him in a few weeks. :lol:

[ceo012384]

Good sir, I would shake your hand.

[Sixxxxer]

Thats Fucking Amazing...Lol

Your My Hero

[smileyman]

Speaking of cell phone pics...Tater would love this girl.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,434645,00.html

Girl, 15, Faces Child Porn Charges for Nude Cell Phone Pictures of Herself
Thursday, October 09, 2008

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NEWARK, Ohio — Central Ohio authorities have filed felony charges against a 15-year-old girl accused of taking nude cell phone photos of herself and sending them to high school classmates.

Police say the Newark Licking Valley student was arrested Friday and held over the weekend. On Monday, she entered denials to juvenile charges of illegal use of a minor in nudity-oriented material and possession of criminal tools.

A spokeswoman for the Ohio attorney general's office says an adult convicted of the child pornography charge would have to register as a sexual offender, but a judge would have flexibility on the matter with a convicted juvenile.

A prosecutor says Licking County authorities also considering charges for students who received the photos.

[jeeps84]

That was evil but funny as hell!

Speaking of cell phone pics...Tater would love this girl.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,434645,00.html

Girl, 15, Faces Child Porn Charges for Nude Cell Phone Pictures of Herself
Thursday, October 09, 2008

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NEWARK, Ohio — Central Ohio authorities have filed felony charges against a 15-year-old girl accused of taking nude cell phone photos of herself and sending them to high school classmates.

Police say the Newark Licking Valley student was arrested Friday and held over the weekend. On Monday, she entered denials to juvenile charges of illegal use of a minor in nudity-oriented material and possession of criminal tools.

A spokeswoman for the Ohio attorney general's office says an adult convicted of the child pornography charge would have to register as a sexual offender, but a judge would have flexibility on the matter with a convicted juvenile.

A prosecutor says Licking County authorities also considering charges for students who received the photos.

They need to crack down on this but its tuff making examples of kids.

[ceo012384]

hahahha "Licking Valley"

[t-homo]

Speaking of cell phone pics...Tater would love this girl.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,434645,00.html

Girl, 15, Faces Child Porn Charges for Nude Cell Phone Pictures of Herself
Thursday, October 09, 2008

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NEWARK, Ohio — Central Ohio authorities have filed felony charges against a 15-year-old girl accused of taking nude cell phone photos of herself and sending them to high school classmates.

Police say the Newark Licking Valley student was arrested Friday and held over the weekend. On Monday, she entered denials to juvenile charges of illegal use of a minor in nudity-oriented material and possession of criminal tools.

A spokeswoman for the Ohio attorney general's office says an adult convicted of the child pornography charge would have to register as a sexual offender, but a judge would have flexibility on the matter with a convicted juvenile.

A prosecutor says Licking County authorities also considering charges for students who received the photos.

I think the last part is bullshit. They have no control over who sends them pictures and what they are of.


CEO, hilarious. I didn't even notice it.

[Captain Morgan]

hahahha "Licking Valley"

I caught that too. :rofl:

And I agree with T-rock. No reason they should do anything to the people who received the pics...

However, it might be different if people were sending her text messages asking for nude pics and then she sent them...

[ceo012384]

However, it might be different if people were sending her text messages asking for nude pics and then she sent them...
I ask girls for nudie pics all the time :idk:

[smileyman]

I suppose if the recieveing parties forwarded the pictures or put them on the web, yeah you could prosecute, but not for just receiving...

[Katherine]

I ask girls for nudie pics all the time :idk:

If I had a dollar for everytime....

[Captain Morgan]

I ask girls for nudie pics all the time :idk:

Yeah, but are those girls 15 years old? Big difference.

[jeeps84]

If I had a dollar for everytime....

I got a dollar

[Katherine]

I meant for every time Christopher asked me for nudies.

[jeeps84]

I meant for every time Christopher asked me for nudies.

He can wait

[smileyman]

I meant for every time Christopher asked me for nudies.

My number is 870-403-:whistle:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I've actually fished in the licking river... several times.

[smileyman]

Pics or not true!

[ceo012384]

If I had a dollar for everytime....
;)
Yeah, but are those girls 15 years old? Big difference.
maybe... :whistle:

[itgirl]

i dunno NtS. posters of her in the mens' room?! kinda weak to me. i know you were pressed for time and all, but that's about 1 step above writing 'for a good time call...' on the walls of the stall, as far as creativity goes. i guess i expected more from you. :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

ehh but he invited her THERE... and the pics made it out into the bar area...


I'd say it was a couple steps above... would have been better to poster them at her church... or work...

[itgirl]

ehh but he invited her THERE... and the pics made it out into the bar area...


I'd say it was a couple steps above... would have been better to poster them at her church... or work...

that's a bit more like it. i like the church idea. a bar was too obvious, and may have scored her some action.

[Captain Morgan]

that's a bit more like it. i like the church idea. a bar was too obvious, and may have scored her some action.

But she wasn't putting out in the first place...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i dunno NtS. posters of her in the mens' room?! kinda weak to me. i know you were pressed for time and all, but that's about 1 step above writing 'for a good time call...' on the walls of the stall, as far as creativity goes. i guess i expected more from you. :lol:

um i told you i was growing weary of her (mostly the spending money on her broke ass part) and had to use the weapons at my disposal. it was partially a jealous move because honestly i dont want to see her around my bar anymore.

ehh but he invited her THERE... and the pics made it out into the bar area...


I'd say it was a couple steps above... would have been better to poster them at her church... or work...

true. but eh, i've still got em, so why not mail out a newsletter.

But she wasn't putting out in the first place...

EXACTLY.

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: you should post them in photobucket then use them as comments on her myspace :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Ha that's pretty good bud! I once dumped a chick that lived in an apt complex I lived in. She was angry and ran around telling everyone I gave her VD. So I went and got tested and made copys of the negative results and posted them in the apt complex,the club we frequented,gave them to her friends,her parents, etc. I made it clear that if she had any diseases,she caught them whoring around with someone else.:whistle:

[JoJoYZF]

Ha that's pretty good bud! I once dumped a chick that lived in an apt complex I lived in. She was angry and ran around telling everyone I gave her VD. So I went and got tested and made copys of the negative results and posted them in the apt complex,the club we frequented,gave them to her friends,her parents, etc. I made it clear that if she had any diseases,she caught them whoring around with someone else.:whistle:

:lol: Very nice tig, I like it.

[smileyman]

So why haven't you posted the pictures here yet?!?!?! You gots to spread that shit around!

[z06boy]

Ha that's pretty good bud! I once dumped a chick that lived in an apt complex I lived in. She was angry and ran around telling everyone I gave her VD. So I went and got tested and made copys of the negative results and posted them in the apt complex,the club we frequented,gave them to her friends,her parents, etc. I made it clear that if she had any diseases,she caught them whoring around with someone else.:whistle:

Can't blame you at all on this one...good move. :dthumb:

So why haven't you posted the pictures here yet?!?!?! You gots to spread that shit around!

:twfix:

[t-homo]

They've been passed around in PM.

[JoJoYZF]

They've been passed around in PM.

And theyre a little too naked to be posted on the forum.

[Shift]

They've been passed around in PM.

And y didnt I receive these? :tt:

[JoJoYZF]

And y didnt I receive these? :tt:

I got you.

[Shift]

I got you.

Oh that dirty slut.

Edit: wait nvm she didnt put out.

Oh that dirty tease.

[JoJoYZF]

Oh that dirty slut.

Edit: wait nvm she didnt put out.

Oh that dirty tease.

:lol: Yeah pretty much.

[Sixxxxer]

I feel Left out of the Loop...

I'm Down for Naked Schmeezy Pictures.

[Shift]

I feel Left out of the Loop...

I'm Down for Naked Schmeezy Pictures.

Done.

[Captain Morgan]

I feel Left out of the Loop...

I'm Down for Naked Schmeezy Pictures.

Done.


Gosh, I sure hope NTS doesn't mind that the pictures he send are being forwarded to others. :lol:

[Sixxxxer]

He put that shit in a Bar...I dont think theres Issues...And Jesus She is a Schmeeze Bucket.

Nice Headlights Though

Good Look Shift!

[Shift]

Gosh, I sure hope NTS doesn't mind that the pictures he send are being forwarded to others. :lol:

:bigrofl:

[smileyman]

I still want him to forward her number...
"Hello, yes I saw your pictures on the bathroom and...":zowned::drool::sorry:

[Captain Morgan]

He put that shit in a Bar...I dont think theres Issues...And Jesus She is a Schmeeze Bucket.

Nice Headlights Though

Good Look Shift!

I guess I forgot to flip the sarcasm switch on... ;)

[jeeps84]

I feel so left out. i never got to see the pix.

[itgirl]

they just need to be made public. he has no feelings for her, so why not just post 'em up? if they're too risque, just edit them. share the wealth and save the headache of the multiple PMs.

[Mr Lefty]

they were made public... check out the dark alley...

[jeeps84]

they just need to be made public. he has no feelings for her, so why not just post 'em up? if they're too risque, just edit them. share the wealth and save the headache of the multiple PMs.

I don't want no edited crap

[Mr Lefty]

then read your damn PM's :lol:

[jeeps84]

ok already

[itgirl]

yikes! she leaves nothing to the imagination!

[Mr Lefty]

cept what it'd be like to actually fuck her...

[JoJoYZF]

cept what it'd be like to actually fuck her...

:lol:

[jeeps84]

cept what it'd be like to actually fuck her...

I would think you were :pebbs:if you didnt.

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: well as she isn't putting out... so does that make NtS a :pebbs:

[JoJoYZF]

I would think you were :pebbs:if you didnt.

It was nts and he didnt since she was a dick tease.

[jeeps84]

It was nts and he didnt since she was a dick tease.

I Should say didnt want too.

[JoJoYZF]

I Should say didnt want too.

Well in that case, definitely :pebbs:

[6doublefive321]

One word. Juvenile.

[Cutty72]

wow... some women...

ah but to see 'em naked.

[OneSickPsycho]

I meant for every time Christopher asked me for nudies.

Wait a second... is this an option? I trade cock pics for boobies, butts, and vagina shots with all sorts of chicks, some from certain motorcycle forums I frequent... K-money, I'd be happy to add you to the rotation.

[marko138]

Wait a second... is this an option? I trade cock pics for boobies, butts, and vagina shots with all sorts of chicks, some from certain motorcycle forums I frequent... K-money, I'd be happy to add you to the rotation.
Wow...such a gentleman.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

One word. Juvenile.


There is certainly no doubt about it. but when it comes to analagies in life, i'd rather play in the mud than twiddle my thumbs any day.

[Mule]

way to :zowned: a twat!


can i get copies of said "pictures", for research purposes of course....

[Mule]

Wait a second... is this an option? I trade cock pics for boobies, butts, and vagina shots with all sorts of chicks, some from certain motorcycle forums I frequent... K-money, I'd be happy to add you to the rotation.

i can't fathom what broads want to see your miniscule fat stabber...

and forums...what forums....FSB? that's a laugh!

[OneSickPsycho]

i can't fathom what broads want to see your miniscule fat stabber...

and forums...what forums....FSB? that's a laugh!

I am amazed as well... There are a couple on FSB... other forums as well...

[Katherine]

Wait a second... is this an option? I trade cock pics for boobies, butts, and vagina shots with all sorts of chicks, some from certain motorcycle forums I frequent... K-money, I'd be happy to add you to the rotation.

What a lovely offer, OSP. Thank you, but I'm afraid I have to decline. I did say Christopher asked, and as he is so fond of reminding me, I have no follow through.

[smileyman]

What a lovely offer, OSP. Thank you, but I'm afraid I have to decline. I did say Christopher asked, and as he is so fond of reminding me, I have no follow through.

Just cause you throw like a girl is no reason not to share your images!:drool::whistle::idk::twfix: