Gas Station Clerk (bored post whore thread)

[Antwanny]

I was out riding by one of the local twisties today and i pulled into a shell gas station. The clerk and what i assume was his little brother start eyeballing the bike so i greet them both. He asks what year my bike is, i reply 2002 he says cool i have a 2006 cbr 1000. I reply very politely cool, his next words are "my bike is fast we should race sometime". Which just reenforces the reason why i ride alone almost all of the time, because hes probably the same guy who rides in shorts and flip flops while bouncing the bike off the rev limiter.:rant:
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[Trip]

what a douche nozzle

[Mr Lefty]

I've heard that a couple times... I always say the same thing... naw... I suck at races... I just like to ride cross country...

[Antwanny]

lol i just said hed smoke me so he would leave me alone
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[Phenix_Rider]

:lol: Some old guy stopped to chat a while ago when I filled up. While I was changing my shield, he said he rode a Goldwing, and we should ride sometime. He joked that I wouldn't be able to keep up! I told him, nope, probably not- don't know your roads.

Fun to see an older person that doesn't call a sporty a "suicide machine" or "donorcycle." :dthumb: I've been hearing shit at work because some woman's brother in law or whatever was killed.

[Mr Lefty]

did you ask how? I had a lady tell me her brother was killed on a motorcycle because a car hit him... I said damn... well I hope when you drive you keep that in mind and watch out for us bikers.

[Phenix_Rider]

did you ask how? I had a lady tell me her brother was killed on a motorcycle because a car hit him... I said damn... well I hope when you drive you keep that in mind and watch out for us bikers.

I didn't get it straight out from anyone, so don't have any details. Don't really care, honestly. I'll just wait for it to blow over, and keep my radar even sharper while I'm riding.

[marko138]

You shoulda told him the TL was a 4 thousand CC machine and top speed was 350mph.

[JoJoYZF]

I've been hearing shit at work because some woman's brother in law or whatever was killed.

Same here. A guy I work with had his step son get killed about a week and a half ago because he was riding like a fucking idiot. He was on a road that I believe the highest speed limit is 35 possibly 40 on and was hauling ass. An s10 turned in front of him and he hit the thing so hard that it killed a dog that was in the passenger seat of the truck.

[smileyman]

I was out riding by one of the local twisties today and i pulled into a shell gas station. The clerk and what i assume was his little brother start eyeballing the bike so i greet them both. He asks what year my bike is, i reply 2002 he says cool i have a 2006 cbr 1000. I reply very politely cool, his next words are "my bike is fast we should race sometime". Which just reenforces the reason why i ride alone almost all of the time, because hes probably the same guy who rides in shorts and flip flops while bouncing the bike off the rev limiter.:rant:

I always ask them "At which track?" Cause I know most don't have a clue. Then I make them feel terrible by telling them when the next track day is and "If you sign up be sure and get into the expert/advanced group"

Once I even had a guy say "Oh I meant drag race" and I scowled at him at said "oh you mean like in a straight line?":panic::zowned:

[Shift]

Same here. A guy I work with had his step son get killed about a week and a half ago because he was riding like a fucking idiot. He was on a road that I believe the highest speed limit is 35 possibly 40 on and was hauling ass. An s10 turned in front of him and he hit the thing so hard that it killed a dog that was in the passenger seat of the truck.

Poor dog. :panic:

[Gunther1000]

I always ask them "At which track?" Cause I know most don't have a clue. Then I make them feel terrible by telling them when the next track day is and "If you sign up be sure and get into the expert/advanced group"

Once I even had a guy say "Oh I meant drag race" and I scowled at him at said "oh you mean like in a straight line?":panic::zowned:

That sir, Is the best reply I have ever heard. I simply love it!

Personally I would have flamed him for not having rode it into work (thus having it ready to take that ass whupin) and for not being a true rider. But you kinda got your point across about that one.

[Antwanny]

You shoulda told him the TL was a 4 thousand CC machine and top speed was 350mph.

he would have belived it too, and smiley that shit is great.
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[jeeps84]

The dumb azzz that only want to race dont last long on two wheels.

Most everybody knows somebody that has died in a bike crash. Y a stranger feels the need to tell you about it is beyond me.

[Mr Lefty]

no doubt Jeeps... it's like OH shit?! someone died riding a motorcycle? shit here... take my keys... melt them down in to a ball barring or some shit... I'm gonna take a taxi home and put on my tinfoil hat!

[itgirl]

i just feel like saying 'thank you for reminding me what a hazard inattentive drivers are to motorcyclists' or something to that effect.

[jeeps84]

Most times I just ignore them. Sometimes I just reply "that sux". Other times when I have too engage in a conversation. I use the you should watch out for bikes line.