The girl i'm dating is getting fake tatas soon.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

her consultation is on monday. has there ever been a more shallow reason to keep a girl around?

[Captain Morgan]

her consultation is on monday. has there ever been a more shallow reason to keep a girl around?

Nope. Unless she was a stripper and was going to buy you a motorcycle.

[Trip]

Nope. Unless she was a stripper and was going to buy you a motorcycle.

:zowned:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

and was of the asian persuasion?

[Mr Lefty]

Nope. Unless she was a stripper and was going to buy you a motorcycle.

and was of the asian persuasion?

:zowned::rofl: awesome

[NONE_too_SOFT]

these are the boobs in question. she's a cute chick, donno when this pic was taken but she looks like a street walker.

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1231/l1fc778058bdec2abc86bd2jo8.jpg


here's us rockin like gangsta's a couple weeks ago. just a funny pick. only white girl i've ever met that can throw up a blood sign.
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5672/lf9b5070a9356471d98aca6tu5.jpg

[Dave]

these are the boobs in question. she's a cute chick, donno when this pic was taken but she looks like a street walker.

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1231/l1fc778058bdec2abc86bd2jo8.jpg


here's us rockin like gangsta's a couple weeks ago. just a funny pick. only white girl i've ever met that can throw up a blood sign.
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5672/lf9b5070a9356471d98aca6tu5.jpg

shes kinda cute. whats she going to?

[PiZdETS]

Very cute girl. Seems pretty skinny, bigger than C's and she'll look hookertastic.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Very cute girl. Seems pretty skinny, bigger than C's and she'll look hookertastic.

I was thinking of posting something similar...but for some reason if a female posts anything remotely negative about another female she is automatically a catty bitch...but since you said it........

[PiZdETS]

You catty bitch!!!

[Mrs. Colleen]

You catty bitch!!!

:sm: :nee:

[Sixxxxer]

I think her tits are good just the way the are...Thats just me of course.

[PiZdETS]

:sm: :nee:
Haha I agree. Licking spiders is awesome.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Haha I agree. Licking spiders is awesome.

I do not get the spider one...I just used it because I had never used it before. :lol:

How old is this girl NtS?

[jeeps84]

I think her tits are good just the way the are...Thats just me of course.

:iagree: Try not to let her go to big.





Don't forget to pm the before and after pix

[Gas Man]

I'm with jeeps. I could care less about it.. but I want more pics.

[Sixxxxer]

Any more than a Handful and you'll sprain your wrists ;)

[azoomm]

:iagree: Try not to let her go to big.

Another situation of "glad someone else said it first" :laughing

Buy her a cheeseburger too, or five.

[Rider]

I prefer the real thing, no matter what the size, but you cant ever complain about big fake boobs.

[Earlzach]

I think her tits are good just the way the are...Thats just me of course.

I agree, I have always enjoyed:dthumb: them just the way they are.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Another situation of "glad someone else said it first" :laughing

Buy her a cheeseburger too, or five.

:lol: :dthumb:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

if there was ever a candidate for fakies this girl is it. believe me.

she's 23.

[Dnyce]

if there was ever a candidate for fakies this girl is it. believe me.

she's 23.


i approve. long as u arent paying for em

[Captain Morgan]

i approve. long as u arent paying for em

No doubt. That is a horrible financial mistake that many guys make. I've seen too many times where a guy pay for some plastic surgery (usual boobs) for his wife/fiance/gf, then she leaves him cause she's having too much fun. Obv, paying for a gf, is the dumbest thing a guy can do, but getting them for a wife still can ruin a marriage. She goes out and flaunts them, he gets jealous, she thinks his jealousy is stupid, they go round and round and end up getting divorced...

That said, I don't think NTS is stupid enough to pay for a set for this girl.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

read the title thread, and ask yourself if you really think im paying for them.

[marko138]

read the title thread, and ask yourself if you really think im paying for them.
Signs point to no.

http://static.slide.com/images/8ball_large.jpg

[Dnyce]

i meant i approve of implants in general, as long as the person that benefits from them (the guy) isnt paying for em

i kno nts isnt buying em-if he could throw away cash for for some fake boobs, his bike would look way sweeter.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i meant i approve of implants in general, as long as the person that benefits from them (the guy) isnt paying for em

i kno nts isnt buying em-if he could throw away cash for for some fake boobs, his bikes would look way sweeter.


closer to the truth.

i'll definatly post some befores and afters.

[Dnyce]

sweet


hey did u ever buy those plastics?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

nope. i decided to take some money out of the pot and spend it on some smaller projects, and some plane tickets. I still have about 75% of the cash i'll need, but whats the point of putting plastics on this early in the off season.

Yes i'm calling it, its officially the off season.

[Dnyce]

u want the actual pics then? the gallery works fine for me

[NONE_too_SOFT]

u want the actual pics then? the gallery works fine for me

huh?

[Dnyce]

u guys were sayin u couldnt see the pics of the plastics actually on the bikes...

still sorta on topic cuz we talkin bout plastic lol

[Cutty72]

Not a fan of fake ones myself... but that's just me.
Rather have real ones that are small than big fake ones, and it looks like she's got a decent B from the pics. :idk:

Other downer is it takes awhile before you can play with 'em again... they stay sore for awhile from what i've heard.

[Dnyce]

Not a fan of fake ones myself... but that's just me.
Rather have real ones that are small than big fake ones, and it looks like she's got a decent B from the pics. :idk:

Other downer is it takes awhile before you can play with 'em again... they stay sore for awhile from what i've heard.


sounds like her problem, not nts'








:lol: j/k

[Cutty72]

unless NTS wants to play with them... then it's his too.

[Dnyce]

unless NTS wants to play with them... then it's his too.

it was a OSP-esque joke

[dReWpY]

nope. i decided to take some money out of the pot and spend it on some smaller projects, and some plane tickets. I still have about 75% of the cash i'll need, but whats the point of putting plastics on this early in the off season.

Yes i'm calling it, its officially the off season.

whats this off season? its still 70's here and we are planning a ride out to fall creek falls tomorrow

[PhiSig1071]

:lol:

[Amber Lamps]

whats this off season? its still 70's here and we are planning a ride out to fall creek falls tomorrow

I'm with you! (I almost hit p l u s o n e )It was 90 a couple of days ago and will be back into the 80's next week.

[Captain Morgan]

That said, I don't think NTS is stupid enough to pay for a set for this girl.

read the title thread, and ask yourself if you really think im paying for them.

Like I said...

[Gas Man]

I prefer the real thing, no matter what the size, but you cant ever complain about big fake boobs.

Truth!

No doubt. That is a horrible financial mistake that many guys make. I've seen too many times where a guy pay for some plastic surgery (usual boobs) for his wife/fiance/gf, then she leaves him cause she's having too much fun. Obv, paying for a gf, is the dumbest thing a guy can do, but getting them for a wife still can ruin a marriage. She goes out and flaunts them, he gets jealous, she thinks his jealousy is stupid, they go round and round and end up getting divorced...

That said, I don't think NTS is stupid enough to pay for a set for this girl.

I don't know... your 99% right but I think if I payed up for uma to go BIG I don't think she'd take off. As far as me and jeolousy... I don't get that way. Hence the story in the other thread about her, ny, and some navy boys. I find it funny to see dudes trip over her. And as long as its my johnson in her mouth and not some other dudes.. IDGAF If it ever did go to more, it would just give me reason to become swingers... :dthumb:

[DIMford]

She doesn't need anything bigger than a C. And probably a small C would probably work pretty well.

[Smittie61984]

Is she on that "Buy my fake tits" website. I can't remember it's name but it's funny as hell. Girls go on there asking for money donations to get fake tits.

[OneSickPsycho]

Go big or go home...

Actually small and real beat big and fake any day...

[Captain Morgan]

Truth!



I don't know... your 99% right but I think if I payed up for uma to go BIG I don't think she'd take off. As far as me and jeolousy... I don't get that way. Hence the story in the other thread about her, ny, and some navy boys. I find it funny to see dudes trip over her. And as long as its my johnson in her mouth and not some other dudes.. IDGAF If it ever did go to more, it would just give me reason to become swingers... :dthumb:

Swingers are fun to hang with.

[Amber Lamps]

Swingers are fun to hang with.

Kinda...me and my buddy were standing at the bar last night when this guy's wife walks up and grabs my chest. So,being a perpetual smart ass,I'm like,"So is it my turn?". No bs,she breaks out her tits right at the bar,full "C"s btw. So of course I gave her nipples a nice twist. :idk: they are known to be a "freaky" couple and I'm no prude by any means but I'm not sure I'd want to have her old man watch me fuck his wife. Kinda creepy....imho.

[Smittie61984]

How about some before pictures and then post afters later on???

[Mr Lefty]

to bad they were attached to a giant bag of crazy

[NONE_too_SOFT]

to bad they were attached to a giant bag of crazy

mmmm she had some nice tits though.

[Mr Lefty]

she should have shared them more

[Amber Lamps]

she should have shared them more

As should all bitches!!!:drool:

[JoJoYZF]

As should all bitches!!!:drool:

Truth

[marko138]

Was she on this forum?

[Mr Lefty]

yeah... Zukelady or some shit

[marko138]

Yeah I remember now.

[Captain Morgan]

But I don't remember receiving PM's of nudes... :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

yeap. she prolly killed herself on some bike that she got some guy to buy her. what a shame.

[Mr Lefty]

didn't she end up getting a track prep'd kawi and trying to get it back on the street?


I think we need a special sub forum to imortalize NtS's conquests :lol:

[smileyman]

Pros - Bigger is better, no relacement for displacement, lots of fun for you. Probably get some real jealous reps...Makes you famous with us, specially with pics...

Cons - She will be sore, she will learn to use them to her advantage possibly cutting you out if she gets to like the attention. Black eyes, possible suffocation (but what a way to go). Keep her and you will have to fret when she starts/wants to breast feed...I hear there are issues there.

I say leave it stock and ride it hard...Just like bikes!

[the chi]

Enh, actually during the healing process they are sposed to me massaged regularly so they dont "fall" funny and look more natural after the healing is completed. What better excuse to play with them then that?

[Amber Lamps]

Pros - Bigger is better, no relacement for displacement, lots of fun for you. Probably get some real jealous reps...Makes you famous with us, specially with pics...

Cons - She will be sore, she will learn to use them to her advantage possibly cutting you out if she gets to like the attention. Black eyes, possible suffocation (but what a way to go). Keep her and you will have to fret when she starts/wants to breast feed...I hear there are issues there.

I say leave it stock and ride it hard...Just like bikes!


:idk: SM,I think a statement like that is easier to make when the woman you are banging has decent sized boobs. Unless that is all bra in that pic...

[Rider]

It's been my experience that the smaller the boobs, the more sensitive they are. So SHE gets more enjoyment out of them being played with. 2 cents.

[smileyman]

:idk: SM,I think a statement like that is easier to make when the woman you are banging has decent sized boobs. Unless that is all bra in that pic...
No those are the stock 3 kid boobs. What she gets out of it is all rider skill baby! Yeah I suppose if she had a cups I would hanker for something bigger, but as long as your both having fun...ride it harder!

[Amber Lamps]

No those are the stock 3 kid boobs. What she gets out of it is all rider skill baby! Yeah I suppose if she had a cups I would hanker for something bigger, but as long as your both having fun...ride it harder!

Can't argue with that.

[Katherine]

Oh NtS.... I can't wait to introduce you to my rugby team. Thursday! IT'S ON!

[Mr Lefty]

Oh NtS.... I can't wait to introduce you to my rugby team. Thursday! IT'S ON!

aren't they a bunch of Dikes?

[Amber Lamps]

aren't they a bunch of Dikes?

You'd have to imagine....

[Mr Lefty]

You'd have to imagine....

:lol: from what she's told me they're beasts too

[smileyman]

Rugby beasts with Breasts?!?! Australian for a good time!

[Katherine]

Here are a few of them from our luau fundraiser. I hope NtS is prepared.

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/MzKatMac/rugby/l_f6b48a2a8bc848ecb0aabeb8d9818837.jpg

[Mr Lefty]

Here are a few of them from our luau fundraiser. I hope NtS is prepared.

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/MzKatMac/rugby/l_f6b48a2a8bc848ecb0aabeb8d9818837.jpg

good god... those don't look like the beasts you portray them as... :drool:


NtS... we want STORIES! :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

good god... those don't look like the beasts you portray them as... :drool:


NtS... we want STORIES! :lol:

See this is one of those times I enjoy being wrong!!!:drool: Well,except that really short-haired girl in the back....

[Mr Lefty]

I wanna see more of the one in the very back on the far left as you look at the pic... :drool:

[t-homo]

I wanna see more of the one in the very back on the far left as you look at the pic... :drool:

I agree.

[Amber Lamps]

I wanna see more of the one in the very back on the far left as you look at the pic... :drool:

Nah,the one with a sticker on her boobs looks like my kinda girl!!!

[NONE_too_SOFT]

good god... those don't look like the beasts you portray them as... :drool:


NtS... we want STORIES! :lol:


I'll have to test the waters first. i'll be hanging out with a real lady all weekend afterall.


i know kats down for a good time though .

[Mr Lefty]

Nah,the one with a sticker on her boobs looks like my kinda girl!!!

psst... that one I'm talking about was kat :wink:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

psst... that one I'm talking about was kat :wink:

i figured u were talking about the guy.

[Mr Lefty]

i figured u were talking about the guy.

this coming from the guy who "brushed" kyle in his sleep

[NONE_too_SOFT]

this coming from the guy who "brushed" kyle in his sleep

o please. you've seen my women, you've seen his woman, can you blame it if we respect each others sexyness?

[Mr Lefty]

o please. you've seen my women, you've seen his woman, can you blame it if we respect each others sexyness?

:lol: I guess not...

[Amber Lamps]

This is way random but Ebbs do you realize that you are the last poster in any given thread 50% of the time....:pwhore2:

[Mr Lefty]

yup... full of useless info and a incureable need to prove it

[Captain Morgan]

This is way random but Ebbs do you realize that you are the last poster in any given thread 50% of the time....:pwhore2:

yup... full of useless info and a incureable need to prove it

No, it's because you're in Korea and in a different timezone. When we're asleep, you're post whoring. When we're whoring, you're asleetp. :D

[Mr Lefty]

No, it's because you're in Korea and in a different timezone. When we're asleep, you're post whoring. When we're whoring, you're asleetp. :D

ehh true... but I'm also full of useless info damn it! :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

No, it's because you're in Korea and in a different timezone. When we're asleep, you're post whoring. When we're whoring, you're asleetp. :D

Does he sleep......:idk:

[jeeps84]

Does he sleep......:idk:

Some times I wonder

[Mr Lefty]

Does he sleep......:idk:

Some times I wonder


yeah but it's durring the early morning for you guys... like 5 or 6ish till 4 your time...

not very well though... can't sleep for shit over here... :idk:



and what kind of post whores are you guys? you derailed a thread about TITS to talk about my posting/sleeping habits... :wtf:

[Sixxxxer]

Ill take the one in the Purple...The red heads Tats Look Gigundis and the One with Not shirt on well...She can get some To :)

[MikeSP1]

yeah but it's durring the early morning for you guys... like 5 or 6ish till 4 your time...

not very well though... can't sleep for shit over here... :idk:



and what kind of post whores are you guys? you derailed a thread about TITS to talk about my posting/sleeping habits... :wtf:

Kinda wierd how when its 3 o'clock in the afternoon here, central time is 1 am that same day.

[jeeps84]

yeah but it's durring the early morning for you guys... like 5 or 6ish till 4 your time...

not very well though... can't sleep for shit over here... :idk:



and what kind of post whores are you guys? you derailed a thread about TITS to talk about my posting/sleeping habits... :wtf:

Let me help get us back on track.

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll317/chondalyn/FakeBoobs1.jpg

[ceo012384]

her consultation is on monday. has there ever been a more shallow reason to keep a girl around?
A+ my friend!

An ex of mine received boobs as her college graduation gift from her parents... I stuck around for a while :lol:... I felt like the graduation gift was half for me... one time I was drunk and thanked her dad for them :lol:
to bad they were attached to a giant bag of crazy
puahahaha i'm pretty sure i have a pic of her boobs she texted them to me.