So...You wake up and find you've been.... [Archive]

VatorMan

11-01-2008, 06:27 PM

transported back to 1000 AD in Europe wearing what you have on now.

Would you be burned at the stake as a witch/warlock ? What would you do ?

Personally I think I'd ditch my clothes be a hermit until I got to know WTF to do. Then I'd run that joint.:rockwoot:

BobTheBiker

11-01-2008, 07:51 PM

hellz yeah. I'd ditch my clothes, wait for some random person to come by and grab em, take their clothes and once I've got a good idea of how things work, run everything.

Carolina

11-01-2008, 08:17 PM

sounds like a :drewpy: conversation lol

VatorMan

11-01-2008, 08:19 PM

sounds like a :drewpy: conversation lol

:whistle:

NONE_too_SOFT

11-01-2008, 08:37 PM

uh, i'd avoid the cities so i dont get the plauge. then i'd fucking kill myself from bordom.

Antwanny

11-01-2008, 08:42 PM

Why not you know invent something that we take for granted therefore immortalizing yourself. (and then commit suicide because of ugly women and lack of motorcycles)
________
MARIJUANA TEST (http://drugtestingkit.org)
________
Teen Japanese (http://www.fucktube.com/categories/1037/japanese/videos/1)

NONE_too_SOFT

11-01-2008, 08:45 PM

usually people that thought for themselves were either killed by the nobles or killed by the church back then. your best bet may just be keeping your mouth shut.

VatorMan

11-01-2008, 08:54 PM

serious. I would be known as Vator Long Junk. I would be a professional baby maker.:dthumb:

NONE_too_SOFT

11-01-2008, 10:03 PM

jeeps84

11-01-2008, 10:58 PM

yea... with whom? the hairy bushed hairy legged hairy armpit'd plump unbathed un tan inbred noble society or the scrawny lice infested disease ridden malnourished filthy toothless low class society? oh yea they have just as much hair as the rest of the chicks too.

Teach them how to shave. Then go to the local whore house and tech them. Man kind would immortalize you for that alone.

NONE_too_SOFT

11-01-2008, 11:06 PM

Teach them how to shave. Then go to the local whore house and tech them. Man kind would immortalize you for that alone.

k. got the hair figured out. check.

now what are we gonna do about that damn disease and pestilence?

jeeps84

11-01-2008, 11:13 PM

k. got the hair figured out. check.

now what are we gonna do about that damn disease and pestilence?

Don't know how to make penicillin but I would figure it out knowing it comes from mold.

11-02-2008, 12:09 AM

make a gun. live in peace.

PiZdETS

11-02-2008, 12:55 AM

Get a boat, discover America. Name it "Awesome Alex's Super Sweet Society of Sex, Drugs and Democracy"

t-homo

11-02-2008, 05:43 AM

I can't think of a good response. Where is Igoggles>

Mr Lefty

11-02-2008, 06:56 AM

to be honest...

I'd be fucked... I have NO skills that would translate to that time period... I'm very slight build (a runner)... and have only been trained in computers... I'm tall so I'd stick out like a sore thumb... average hight back then I'd imagine was around 5'5" or 5'7"...

Maybe I'll teach them all basketball and dominate them :lol:

seriously though... I'd be fucked.

MikeSP1

11-02-2008, 08:32 AM

Learn how ride a horse, the closest thing to a motorcycle back then. probably open a smithy to make some money and build the first battery powered motorcycles. Recharge the battery packs via my waterwheel powered generator.

And ebbs, runner = messenger.

marko138

11-02-2008, 10:30 AM

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/39.gif

Rider

11-03-2008, 11:04 AM

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q245/jlibb/lil_jon_yeah11.jpg

smileyman

11-03-2008, 11:43 AM

I would live as a god by using my cell phone to hypnotize the uneducated...Now really i recall enough from science class I am sure I could eek out a living. 1000ad was a happening time...Persia and Egyp were fairly "modern" scientifically, China was coming along well inventing gunpowder, and the Vikings were nearing their zenith as explorers/traders/pillagers.

t-homo

11-03-2008, 12:49 PM

I'd probably rob whoever it was that made liquor. Or join Robin Hood. That is the right time period? Right? lol

Rider

11-03-2008, 01:02 PM

I'd fuck women like a madman, drink like frat boy, and kill motherfuckers like a hired assassin (only those that deserve it of course). :rockout:

z06boy

11-03-2008, 01:02 PM

yea... with whom? the hairy bushed hairy legged hairy armpit'd plump unbathed un tan inbred noble society or the scrawny lice infested disease ridden malnourished filthy toothless low class society? oh yea they have just as much hair as the rest of the chicks too.

I've never needed Viagra but if this was all that was available I couldn't get it up with a crane. :help:

marko138

11-03-2008, 01:03 PM

I'd fuck women like a madman, drink like frat boy, and kill motherfuckers like a hired assassin (only those that deserve it of course). :rockout:
So nice he had to say it twice. :lol:

smileyman

11-03-2008, 01:42 PM

Join the first boatload of vikings I came across and hoist some meade with em! Scoot down to Southern France for a little raping and pillaging, swap off the stolen booty for some riotous good times in Saxony and England, then take some really nice stuff home to the wife and kids in Norway...Hibernate and drink all winter, then do it again next spring...

the chi

11-03-2008, 02:13 PM

Joan of Ark except for the burning at the stake part, then again, if they realized I was a girl with my hair, I'd probably be in trouble...

Mr Lefty

11-03-2008, 02:19 PM

honestly compared to the women back then Rae... they'd probably think you were starving and feed you like crazy :lol:

smileyman

11-03-2008, 02:49 PM

Joan of Ark except for the burning at the stake part, then again, if they realized I was a girl with my hair, I'd probably be in trouble...

I'd follow you to victory or to the stake! Do you think it would be a Outback stake or perhaps a Coltons type deal? I am not partial to red Lobster. (and I want to know how to dress)...

the chi

11-03-2008, 04:07 PM

I'd follow you to victory or to the stake! Do you think it would be a Outback stake or perhaps a Coltons type deal? I am not partial to red Lobster. (and I want to know how to dress)...

:lol: I prefer Longhorns myself, but we may compromise! Casual FTW, or riding attire! :wink:

Carolina

11-03-2008, 10:19 PM

:lol: I prefer Longhorns myself, but we may compromise! Casual FTW, or riding attire! :wink:

did someone say lonhorns he already has on his riding boots also lol
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm2/Zeus31_1977/longhorn/texaslonghornsuperfan.jpg

jeeps84

11-03-2008, 10:59 PM

did someone say lonhorns he already has on his riding boots also lol
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm2/Zeus31_1977/longhorn/texaslonghornsuperfan.jpg

Looks like he has eaten there a few to many times also.

marko138

11-04-2008, 09:23 AM

did someone say lonhorns he already has on his riding boots also lol
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm2/Zeus31_1977/longhorn/texaslonghornsuperfan.jpg
:bigrofl: