Lazy CF newbie welcome thread... [Archive]

smileyman

11-06-2008, 03:12 PM

To all you who have joined us from derelict and defunct forums I welcome you all to the glory that is TWFIX!:welcome:

Let me warn you that we are a sarcastic, leg humping, cheap shot taking, all in good fun 'cause you know we love you kinda forum...Play nice and we will try to stomach your contributions!:twfix:

the chi

11-06-2008, 03:14 PM

ya know, I was thinking bout doing this same thing! I just cant seem to keep up!!

Anyhoo, newbs, you are all VERY welcome and we are happy to be your new :pwhore2: ground!!

t-homo

11-06-2008, 03:14 PM

Yeah, same here. Don't get offended on here. Nobody is actually serious, except for maybe Tigger when he uses caps lock.

Particle Man

11-06-2008, 03:18 PM

sarcasm and smilies

my kind of place.

Ninjakel

11-06-2008, 03:19 PM

sarcasm and smilies

my kind of place.

:rockout::rockout:

the chi

11-06-2008, 03:19 PM

sarcasm and smilies

my kind of place.

Dont forget the smileys. If you dont use them, you could offend someone and hurt their widdle fweewings!

dReWpY

11-06-2008, 03:20 PM

redflip
:scratch:
snort

Ninjakel

11-06-2008, 03:21 PM

Dont forget the smileys. If you dont use them, you could offend someone and hurt their widdle fweewings!

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke:panic::whistle:

Corey

11-06-2008, 03:21 PM

Smilies are for douches.

Nope, no smiley

:whistle::rofl:

the chi

11-06-2008, 03:22 PM

redflip
:scratch:
snort

Wrong snort, I think they want the one spewing milk! On second thought, i DO!

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke:panic::whistle:

See??!! I didnt use them and someone took me seriously!!!

:lol:

Particle Man

11-06-2008, 03:23 PM

I never use smilies...

http://www.twowheelfix.com/images/smilies/zwhistle.gif

dReWpY

11-06-2008, 03:23 PM

post it and it will be done

Mr Lefty

11-06-2008, 03:24 PM

and remember... your not a TRUE member untill you've had a 2 page argument with Tigger.

wait... does that qalify me for 4 other memberships? :lol:

DIMford

11-06-2008, 04:23 PM

I appreciate this thread. My keyboard is starting to get tired from all the welcome posts.

pauldun170

11-06-2008, 04:27 PM

Hello there....

neebelung

11-06-2008, 04:28 PM

Hello there....

Well hellllooooooooo!

I never use smilies...

http://www.twowheelfix.com/images/smilies/zwhistle.gif

Hasn't been here a full day, and already LIES, the LIES!!! :rofl:

Particle Man

11-06-2008, 04:37 PM

Well hellllooooooooo!

Hasn't been here a full day, and already LIES, the LIES!!! :rofl:

the day is young

Mrs. Colleen

11-06-2008, 05:19 PM

I am definitely too lazy to go through all the welcome threads...so consider yourselves welcomes.......:welcome:

I might take that back later....I am having a bitter and frustrating day...which usually leads to a drunken and cheery night.......

derf

11-06-2008, 05:21 PM

So now that I'm here, where is the porn? I'm too lazy to actually look for it so can someone just give me a link?

t-homo

11-06-2008, 05:23 PM

So now that I'm here, where is the porn? I'm too lazy to actually look for it so can someone just give me a link?

that's one thing the forum doesn't allow. I think thats about the only thing though.

Colleen, hope you have a great evening. I'm lookin forward to some drunk posts.

dReWpY

11-06-2008, 05:33 PM

look at any of taters posts, he has some good ones
we are nsfw in some areas, perfer you post it in the title, and no nudity, unless she is really really smoking hot, then link it in but warn a brother first so ppl dont get busted at work

smileyman

11-06-2008, 05:59 PM

i am smiley!!!!!!!

Quick281

11-06-2008, 06:03 PM

:twfix::welcome::rockwoot:

Welcome aboard all!

But I do want to know, what spurted this huge invasions of Noobs?

It seems like everyone already knows each other obviously, so I assume another site went down or went to hell in a hand basket?

Particle Man

11-06-2008, 08:02 PM

Dave

11-06-2008, 08:12 PM

yeah sounds like our good friends at analscope are back to old tricks. more life for the board is a good thing though. btw new folks we have no censors here. well, some but they are geared more towards specific people or phrases lol

Ninjakel

11-06-2008, 08:16 PM

well its good there are no filters, since I have no internal filter, I tend to spew all kinds of fucked up shit.:dthumb:

Mrs. Colleen

11-06-2008, 08:59 PM

that's one thing the forum doesn't allow. I think thats about the only thing though.

Colleen, hope you have a great evening. I'm lookin forward to some drunk posts.

I am one shot of tequila into the night...consider yourself warned. :whistle:

Dave

11-06-2008, 09:12 PM

well its good there are no filters, since I have no internal filter, I tend to spew all kinds of fucked up shit.:dthumb:

saweet lulz

Ducati Diva

11-06-2008, 09:14 PM

this was the only thread without a black dot on it so....:nothing:

OneSickPsycho

11-06-2008, 09:41 PM

Welcome. I bury teenage girls in my backyard...

Ninjakel get's 3.5 out of 5 shovels right off the bat... She'd be a perfect 5 if she was holding her other pussy in her AV pic.

I am OSP... This is what I bring to the party. :panic:

PiZdETS

11-06-2008, 10:45 PM

Welcome to the millions of noobs.

TommyHotWheel

11-06-2008, 11:20 PM

Sup y'all...:wink:

Cutty72

11-06-2008, 11:23 PM

fuck, more mother fucking newbs...

welcome all and shit.

hope its great, now where the fuck did you all come from all of a sudden, a group bike orgy or what

Cass

11-06-2008, 11:26 PM

fuck, more mother fucking newbs...

welcome all and shit.

hope its great, now where the fuck did you all come from all of a sudden, a group bike orgy or what

How do you think we know each other?? We're biblical and shit. Hell, we even brought Mr Jesus!!!

Shift

11-06-2008, 11:30 PM

:welcome:

http://hedonisticpleasureseeker.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/asshole.gif 's

Amorok

11-06-2008, 11:37 PM

Awesome, lots of the cool people I like have made it over here, I can be happy. And there's hot chicks!!! Now if I could just get this goddamn avatar to work...where is it!!!!

Corey

11-06-2008, 11:39 PM

Awesome, lots of the cool people I like have made it over here, I can be happy. And there's hot chicks!!! Now if I could just get this goddamn avatar to work...where is it!!!!

Something about it working after posting or something along those lines. Check the UserCP now that you've got a post in. Or post a few more and check again.

Cutty72

11-07-2008, 12:18 AM

I want pics of said hot chicks...

if already posted, repost cause i missed 'em.
or PM nudes... i mean them to me. :D

marko138

11-07-2008, 12:09 PM

:welcome: newbz.

Shift

11-07-2008, 12:09 PM

:welcome: newbz.

at least ya added a word to is in this one. :lol:

marko138

11-07-2008, 12:10 PM

at least ya added a word to is in this one. :lol:
I like to switch it up from time to time.

smileyman

11-07-2008, 02:25 PM

Quick281

11-07-2008, 07:27 PM

:rofl:

Mrs. Colleen

11-07-2008, 07:53 PM

I love the cat picture! :lol: :lol: :lol: :dthumb:

itgirl

11-07-2008, 09:12 PM

:welcome: all you new peeps. looking forward to interacting with you all.

Ninjakel

11-08-2008, 05:19 AM

Its not my pussy, its my friends. I'm a dirty girl like that :)

Zeos

11-08-2008, 08:02 PM

:welcome: all you new peeps. looking forward to interacting with you all.

Careful what you wish for ....we had some real characters over there :dthumb:

Flexin

11-08-2008, 11:38 PM

Its not my pussy, its my friends. I'm a dirty girl like that :)

Dirty girls need love too.

James

Ninjakel

11-08-2008, 11:54 PM

Dirty girls need love too.

James

*giggity*

marko138

11-09-2008, 02:00 PM

Careful what you wish for ....we had some real characters over there :dthumb:
Clearly.

Papa_Complex

11-09-2008, 07:37 PM

I suppose that I should introduce myself at some point, since I've already been posting here for a couple of days. Name is Rob; daytime computer support geek at a Canadian university, part-time motorsports photographer, and full-time arrogant ass.

marko138

11-09-2008, 07:38 PM

Welcome Rob. I like your avatar.

t-homo

11-09-2008, 07:39 PM

and full-time arrogant ass.

You'll fit right in.

Ninjakel, I didn't see what you had posted before "Its not my pussy, its my friends," and you made me go one a wild goose chase through this thread. Thanks.

Papa_Complex

11-09-2008, 07:48 PM

Welcome Rob. I like your avatar.

Thanks. It's a shot that I took of the exit to corner 1 at Calabogie Motorsports Park, near Ottawa Canada at the first Parts Canada Superbike round this year. Not the best run-off that I've seen ;)

http://www.morallyambiguous.net/multimedia/gallery/galleries/080522-25_cmp/Scenic/_thumbs/700x500-Q5244371.jpg

marko138

11-09-2008, 07:49 PM

Thanks. It's a shot that I took of the exit to corner 1 at Calabogie Motorsports Park, near Ottawa Canada at the first Parts Canada Superbike round this year. Not the best run-off that I've seen ;)

http://www.morallyambiguous.net/multimedia/gallery/galleries/080522-25_cmp/Scenic/_thumbs/700x500-Q5244371.jpg
Certainly not ideal. :lol:

Ninjakel

11-09-2008, 07:50 PM

You'll fit right in.

Ninjakel, I didn't see what you had posted before "Its not my pussy, its my friends," and you made me go one a wild goose chase through this thread. Thanks.

hahahahahahahahha. sucker.

Mr Lefty

11-09-2008, 07:52 PM

hahahahahahahahha. sucker.

Ninjakel... don't mind T-Rock... he's bs'n ya... now if you'd said... This is not my penis... it's my friends... he'd still be search'n

t-homo

11-09-2008, 09:10 PM

Ninjakel... don't mind T-Rock... he's bs'n ya... now if you'd said... This is not my penis... it's my friends... he'd still be search'n

Asshat.

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