OK

[azoomm]

Get out of the mutherfuckin' Intro section....

:whistle:

[neebelung]

:dvrofl: I gave them all a tour, so they have no excuse!!! :nee:

[Ninjakel]

Don't tell me what to do, Bish!

[azoomm]

love you... mean it...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

trips gonna come back from his honeymoon and wonder wtf went wrong with this forum...

[Cass]

:lala:

[Corey]

The intro section was a nice big mixer before the party began. Everyone was settling in, shaking hands, hanging up their coats, asking about the wife and kids, and who took the stinky shit without lighting a match. The party will move into the main room once most of the guests stow their belongings.

[Ninjakel]

love you... mean it...



awww......Love ya too

[Dragonpaco]

i tried to venture out, the war room isn't as active/retarded/mean spirited as i am used to.

[OneSickPsycho]

trips gonna come back from his honeymoon and wonder wtf went wrong with this forum...

The honeymoon is truly OVER.

I second the motion to let the introduction thread have a few days to recoup... It's been rubbed raw by all the newbies...

[Corey]

i tried to venture out, the war room isn't as active/retarded/mean spirited as i am used to.

If you'd like, I can make you feel at home there:

Your views are retarded, and spewed only from the asshole of the typical (insert liberal or conservative stereotype here). After I voted for (candidate you hate), I fucked your mother with my dangling chad. Eat shit you (fascist/socialist/communist/leftist/rightist).

[OneSickPsycho]

i tried to venture out, the war room isn't as active/retarded/mean spirited as i am used to.

That's cause there isn't enough disagreement based on rampant stupidity on this forum... Perhaps you can fix that?

[Ninjakel]

If you'd like, I can make you feel at home there:

Your views are retarded, and spewed only from the asshole of the typical (insert liberal or conservative stereotype here). After I voted for (candidate you hate), I fucked your mother with my dangling chad. Eat shit you (fascist/socialist/communist/leftist/rightist).



Awesome!!!!

[Particle Man]

alright alright redflip

[OneSickPsycho]

If you'd like, I can make you feel at home there:

Your views are retarded, and spewed only from the asshole of the typical (insert liberal or conservative stereotype here). After I voted for (candidate you hate), I fucked your mother with my dangling chad. Eat shit you (fascist/socialist/communist/leftist/rightist).

I like this guy.

[Cass]

The honeymoon is truly OVER.

I second the motion to let the introduction thread have a few days to recoup... It's been rubbed raw by all the newbies...

Can one of the old timers here go after this one? I don't feel that I've been here long enough to get away with it :lmao:

[Ninjakel]

That's cause there isn't enough disagreement based on rampant stupidity on this forum... Perhaps you can fix that?



Oh, he'll fix it

[Dragonpaco]

If you'd like, I can make you feel at home there:

Your views are retarded, and spewed only from the asshole of the typical (insert liberal or conservative stereotype here). After I voted for (candidate you hate), I fucked your mother with my dangling chad. Eat shit you (fascist/socialist/communist/leftist/rightist).


nope way too intellectual for my comfort.

[Ninjakel]

Can one of the old timers here go after this one? I don't feel that I've been here long enough to get away with it :lmao:




awwww.....come on, do it!!!

[neebelung]

Can one of the old timers here go after this one? I don't feel that I've been here long enough to get away with it :lmao:

Oh by all means, have at him....


And someone pass the popcorn please...

[OneSickPsycho]

Can one of the old timers here go after this one? I don't feel that I've been here long enough to get away with it :lmao:
:shovel:

[Corey]

nope way too intellectual for my comfort.

Ok.

I fucked your mother and she made me call her Palin. GOBAMA MORPHING TIME!

Closer?

[OneSickPsycho]

Oh by all means, have at him....


And someone pass the popcorn please...

:twfix:

[OneSickPsycho]

Ok.

I fucked your mother and she made me call her Palin. GOBAMA MORPHING TIME!

Closer?

You described, in hauntingly accurate detail, the last time I masturbated. Add the George W Bush ballgag and the midgets dressed like Hilary Clinton and Dick Cheney... I'd think you were watching me from your window...

[Ninjakel]

You described, in hauntingly accurate detail, the last time I masturbated. Add the George W Bush ballgag and the midgets dressed like Hilary Clinton and Dick Cheney... I'd think you were watching me from your window...



He's kooky like that. He's a peeper

[Corey]

You described, in hauntingly accurate detail, the last time I masturbated. Add the George W Bush ballgag and the midgets dressed like Hilary Clinton and Dick Cheney... I'd think you were watching me from your window...

We all need hobbies. Some just require high powered binoculars.

[DIMford]

I like this guy.
You would. He's just like you...
Can one of the old timers here go after this one? I don't feel that I've been here long enough to get away with it :lmao:
Feel free, but watch out he might enjoy it.
:shovel:
Oh shit Lola... watch out for the golden shovel and :runaway:, feel proud if you find yourself in the front yard.
Ok.

I fucked your mother and she made me call her Palin. GOBAMA MORPHING TIME!

Closer?
Yeah, you're going to get along real well with OSP.

[DIMford]

You described, in hauntingly accurate detail, the last time I masturbated. Add the George W Bush ballgag and the midgets dressed like Hilary Clinton and Dick Cheney... I'd think you were watching me from your window...

We all need hobbies. Some just require high powered binoculars.

:rofl:

Nee, I think I need some of that popcorn too...

[OneSickPsycho]

He's kooky like that. He's a peeper

You missed the part where I was outside of HIS window.

We all need hobbies. Some just require high powered binoculars.

Hey, I'm German... wtf can I say?

[azoomm]

I knew all the cool kids would get along.

[Corey]

Hey, I'm German... wtf can I say?

"Guttentag meine freund, willkommen in der partei" works for me.

[OneSickPsycho]

"Guttentag meine freund, willkommen in der partei" works for me.

How about 'touch me where I pee'? All the ladies seem to get hot on that one...

[Corey]

How about 'touch me where I pee'? All the ladies seem to get hot on that one...

It's the gonorrhea. I thought it was the syphilis at first, bit it turns out it's the big G. That was a weight off my shoulders finding that one out.

[OneSickPsycho]

It's the gonorrhea. I thought it was the syphilis at first, bit it turns out it's the big G. That was a weight off my shoulders finding that one out.

Why? Take some antibiotics for a week and both are knocked out faster than Kimbo Slice fighting a real MMA contender.

[Cass]

Front yard?? WTF do I look like, a plastic flamingo or travelocity gnome???

Please do some 'splainin

[Cass]

It's the gonorrhea. I thought it was the syphilis at first, bit it turns out it's the big G. That was a weight off my shoulders finding that one out.

:lmao: :lmao:

Did you send out one of those "hey, you have an STD because we had secks" e-cards??

[Corey]

Why? Take some antibiotics for a week and both are knocked out faster than Kimbo Slice fighting a real MMA contender.

Are you calling Seth Petruzzelli a real contender? He was grade C when he was dropped from UFC.

[Particle Man]

Front yard?? WTF do I look like, a plastic flamingo or travelocity gnome???

Please do some 'splainin

I believe they mean UNDER and not ON....

[Cass]

I believe they mean UNDER and not ON....

Bitches. The lot of you.

And by "you" I mean "them"

[Corey]

:lmao: :lmao:

Did you send out one of those "hey, you have an STD because we had secks" e-cards??

No, then they'd know that the reason they had a sore bum after I bought 'em a drink was probably not a coincidence.

[OneSickPsycho]

Front yard?? WTF do I look like, a plastic flamingo or travelocity gnome???

Please do some 'splainin

I bury bitches in my yard... ugly chicks get the regular shovel and go waaaaayyy out back... regular and pretty hot girls get the chrome shovel and go right out back, just off the porch... Hot ass hoes gets the 24k gold shovel and get buried in the front yard... extra shallow graves, so I can dig them up and play with them later... you know... after they've ripened a bit...

[Cass]

No, then they'd know that the reason they had a sore bum after I bought 'em a drink was probably not a coincidence.

You FELL down the STAIRS!!!!!

[Ninjakel]

I bury bitches in my yard... ugly chicks get the regular shovel and go waaaaayyy out back... regular and pretty hot girls get the chrome shovel and go right out back, just off the porch... Hot ass hoes gets the 24k gold shovel and get buried in the front yard... extra shallow graves, so I can dig them up and play with them later... you know... after they've ripened a bit...


dude, that is funny as fuck:lol::lol:

[Cass]

I bury bitches in my yard... ugly chicks get the regular shovel and go waaaaayyy out back... regular and pretty hot girls get the chrome shovel and go right out back, just off the porch... Hot ass hoes gets the 24k gold shovel and get buried in the front yard... extra shallow graves, so I can dig them up and play with them later... you know... after they've ripened a bit...

Dude! I'm impressed.

24k for me, if I don't kill you with it first.

dude, that is funny as fuck:lol::lol:

I've missed you LOL

[OneSickPsycho]

Are you calling Seth Petruzzelli a real contender? He was grade C when he was dropped from UFC.

Yeah and he exposed Slice for the hack he is... Imagine Kimbo vs. Couture.

[Dragonpaco]

You described, in hauntingly accurate detail, the last time I masturbated. Add the George W Bush ballgag and the midgets dressed like Hilary Clinton and Dick Cheney... I'd think you were watching me from your window...

ahhhh... i am home

[Ninjakel]

I've missed you LOL


awww......me too

[OneSickPsycho]

Dude! I'm impressed.

24k for me, if I don't kill you with it first.



I've missed you LOL

Do not challenge me.

[Corey]

Yeah and he exposed Slice for the hack he is... Imagine Kimbo vs. Couture.

Fuck that. In a fight between Miguel Torres vs. Kimbo Slice, my money is on Torres massacring Slice every time, even with the near 1 foot height advantage and 100 pound weight advantage for Slice, because Torres is an animal and Kimbo is a fraud. Kimbo doesn't even stack up against the typical scrub welterweight they throw at GSP for laughs, let alone anyone in heavyweight.

[Cass]

Do not challenge me.

:whistle:

[OneSickPsycho]

Fuck that. In a fight between Miguel Torres vs. Kimbo Slice, my money is on Torres massacring Slice every time, even with the near 1 foot height advantage and 100 pound weight advantage for Slice, because Torres is an animal and Kimbo is a fraud. Kimbo doesn't even stack up against the typical scrub welterweight they throw at GSP for laughs, let alone anyone in heavyweight.

I concur.

So what do you make of the Lesnar/Couture fight?

Personally, I'm just excited to see my buddy Amir Samadallawhateverthefuckhisnameis fight again...

[Corey]

I concur.

So what do you make of the Lesnar/Couture fight?

Personally, I'm just excited to see my buddy Amir Samadallawhateverthefuckhisnameis fight again...

Couture in the third round by submission. Lesnar may be a rookie, but he's fast, strong, and has some canned hams at the end of his arms. He's got the same NCAA wrestling background as Couture, perhaps even better, but he's still green. He'll fuck up trying to end the fight and end up in some submission he could have easily avoided or gotten out of with more experience.

That said, it would not surprise me to see Lesnar win the fight. If he connects with a good combo, he can potentially knock Couture on his ass and ground and pound him into a knock out. That or he can use his size to smother Couture and go five rounds of completely fucking dull smothering.

Amir has the skills. Hopefully he puts on some entertaining fights or he'll end up buried in the undercards of future fights.

[Cass]

Na-ha-in-ni... Na-ha-in-ni-na... Na-gonna-work-here-no-mo

[OneSickPsycho]

Couture in the third round by submission. Lesnar may be a rookie, but he's fast, strong, and has some canned hams at the end of his arms. He's got the same NCAA wrestling background as Couture, perhaps even better, but he's still green. He'll fuck up trying to end the fight and end up in some submission he could have easily avoided or gotten out of with more experience.

That said, it would not surprise me to see Lesnar win the fight. If he connects with a good combo, he can potentially knock Couture on his ass and ground and pound him into a knock out. That or he can use his size to smother Couture and go five rounds of completely fucking dull smothering.

Amir has the skills. Hopefully he puts on some entertaining fights or he'll end up buried in the undercards of future fights.

I dunno, I have a little more faith that Lesnar will come out on top... I agree though, he's VERY green... The thing is, the man's a fucking abomination... I don't know if there's anyone in MMA with the kind of speed AND strength that Lesnar has... His real weakness is in submission defense, but Couture is hardly a submission artist. They are both ground and pounders... with the speed/strength advantage going to Lesnar... a toss up between their technical ability... and the ring rust factor... I think Lesnar could dominate the fight. Either way, I'm excited to watch.

Amir is like a little Rocky. You beat on him, beat on him, beat on him... and then he armbar's your ass (twice Mr. Dollaway)... He's the kind of guy you just want to like. I think it's less about Amir putting on a show and more of Amir perpetuating his underdog with a ton of heart persona.

Na-ha-in-ni... Na-ha-in-ni-na... Na-gonna-work-here-no-mo

That quote is uttered from someone's lips about every 7 seconds at my job.

[Antwanny]

[QUOTE=OneSickPsycho;87697]I dunno, I have a little more faith that Lesnar will come out on top... I agree though, he's VERY green... The thing is, the man's a fucking abomination... I don't know if there's anyone in MMA with the kind of speed AND strength that Lesnar has... His real weakness is in submission defense, but Couture is hardly a submission artist. They are both ground and pounders... with the speed/strength advantage going to Lesnar... a toss up between their technical ability... and the ring rust factor... I think Lesnar could dominate the fight. Either way, I'm excited to watch.

Amir is like a little Rocky. You beat on him, beat on him, beat on him... and then he armbar's your ass (twice Mr. Dollaway)... He's the kind of guy you just want to like. I think it's less about Amir putting on a show and more of Amir perpetuating his underdog with a ton of heart persona.


Speed and strength hmm Houston Alexander or we talking just heavys. Amir is solid no arguement here hes just gotta fine tune his standup and he will be money.
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[OneSickPsycho]

[QUOTE=OneSickPsycho;87697]I dunno, I have a little more faith that Lesnar will come out on top... I agree though, he's VERY green... The thing is, the man's a fucking abomination... I don't know if there's anyone in MMA with the kind of speed AND strength that Lesnar has... His real weakness is in submission defense, but Couture is hardly a submission artist. They are both ground and pounders... with the speed/strength advantage going to Lesnar... a toss up between their technical ability... and the ring rust factor... I think Lesnar could dominate the fight. Either way, I'm excited to watch.

Amir is like a little Rocky. You beat on him, beat on him, beat on him... and then he armbar's your ass (twice Mr. Dollaway)... He's the kind of guy you just want to like. I think it's less about Amir putting on a show and more of Amir perpetuating his underdog with a ton of heart persona.


Speed and strength hmm Houston Alexander or we talking just heavys. Amir is solid no arguement here hes just gotta fine tune his standup and he will be money.

Lesnar would break HA in half. He's got the speed and is very strong for 205, but again... Lesnar = Manimal.

[Cutty72]

Holy influx of newbs Batman!

[Corey]

I dunno, I have a little more faith that Lesnar will come out on top... I agree though, he's VERY green... The thing is, the man's a fucking abomination... I don't know if there's anyone in MMA with the kind of speed AND strength that Lesnar has... His real weakness is in submission defense, but Couture is hardly a submission artist. They are both ground and pounders... with the speed/strength advantage going to Lesnar... a toss up between their technical ability... and the ring rust factor... I think Lesnar could dominate the fight. Either way, I'm excited to watch.

Amir is like a little Rocky. You beat on him, beat on him, beat on him... and then he armbar's your ass (twice Mr. Dollaway)... He's the kind of guy you just want to like. I think it's less about Amir putting on a show and more of Amir perpetuating his underdog with a ton of heart persona.



The thing that I think will be key for this fight is how well Couture can adapt. He doesn't have to have submission skills, just enough sense to slap on a knee bar when Lesnar leaves himself exposed. If Lesnar plays it smart like the Herring fight, it'll go 5 rounds and he'll have an excellent chance of winning. If he comes out sloppy like in the Mir fight, it'll end the same as the Mir fight. Couture does have the slight advantage of fighting Tim "the Luddite" Sylvia, and if you buy into his little press releases, he's been training with guys with similar size to Lesnar. But you're damn right, I doubt any of them have the speed of Lesnar. Still, I think that Brock will lose and it will be from a rookie mistake. Either way, I'm looking forward to the fight.

And if Lesnar wins, he'll get his ass handed to him by the winner of Nog/Mir, though I'm betting that Dana and the Fertitta brothers are hoping in their secret hearts for a Mir/Lesnar rematch at the end of this whole thing.

[askmrjesus]

Get out of the mutherfuckin' Intro section....

:whistle:

I was just about to post the same thing in the intro forum.

I spent half the day introducing myself to people I already know. :screwy:

JC

[Cutty72]

I was just about to post the same thing in the intro forum.

I spent half the day introducing myself to people I already know. :screwy:

JC

i know you not... but what up?

[HurricaneHeather]

Okay....

I'm here, and I'm singing, and guess what? I love you, I love you , I love YOU!

Wow...that was weird.

[PiZdETS]

The thing that I think will be key for this fight is how well Couture can adapt. He doesn't have to have submission skills, just enough sense to slap on a knee bar when Lesnar leaves himself exposed. If Lesnar plays it smart like the Herring fight, it'll go 5 rounds and he'll have an excellent chance of winning. If he comes out sloppy like in the Mir fight, it'll end the same as the Mir fight. Couture does have the slight advantage of fighting Tim "the Luddite" Sylvia, and if you buy into his little press releases, he's been training with guys with similar size to Lesnar. But you're damn right, I doubt any of them have the speed of Lesnar. Still, I think that Brock will lose and it will be from a rookie mistake. Either way, I'm looking forward to the fight.

And if Lesnar wins, he'll get his ass handed to him by the winner of Nog/Mir, though I'm betting that Dana and the Fertitta brothers are hoping in their secret hearts for a Mir/Lesnar rematch at the end of this whole thing.
I'm really looking forward to Fedor vs Arlovski and dreaming for Fedor vs Couture.
I'm a huge Fedor fanboy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CskJB92ddgk

[Cutty72]

Okay....

I'm here, and I'm singing, and guess what? I love you, I love you , I love YOU!

Wow...that was weird.

sweet, i'm loved by a random strange woman that i've yet to see a pic of...

[HurricaneHeather]

sweet, i'm loved by a random strange woman that i've yet to see a pic of...

I understand your frustration, and would like to reference you to the avatar that you can see to the left of my post.

Please let me know if I could be of further assistance. ;)

Oh, and my previous post was from the movie Elf.

[Cutty72]

I understand your frustration, and would like to reference you to the avatar that you can see to the left of my post.

Please let me know if I could be of further assistance. ;)

Oh, and my previous post was from the movie Elf.

yeah, i can see that... was looking for something a bit larger... and color perhaps, if i'm going to be sending my love... i wanna see it all.

[Cass]

Back off buster, she's MINE.

I love smiling, it's my favorite!!

[Cutty72]

Back off buster, she's MINE.

I love smiling, it's my favorite!!

I just wanna look ;)

and love your sig.

[HurricaneHeather]

Back off buster, she's MINE.

I love smiling, it's my favorite!!

:rofl:

Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color? :D

[Cass]

*adds syrup to food*

[t-homo]

I just wanna look ;)

and love your sig.

can't wait till commonboys gets on :P

[Archren]

Back off buster, she's MINE.

I love smiling, it's my favorite!!

Oh holy fuck, woman, your sig. :lmao:

[neebelung]

dude, that is funny as fuck:lol::lol:

Oh just wait... he gets better. :rofl:

[askmrjesus]

i know you not... but what up?

What?

There's a whole book about me, and all those buildings with the pointy roofs.

Plus that, I'm fucking HUGE in Japan.

JC

[KSGregman]

Goddamnit.....8 fucking pages of blah blah blah...and the BEST part, where Kel and Zoom were about to cuff each other, give each other that signficant look, then bust out into no holds barred lesbian sex (on camera, of course) came to nothing.

Fuck....

[LeeNetworX]

Don't tell me what to do, Bish!

plus-1

[azoomm]

plus-1


I get the feeling you want to just get in the middle between Kel and I.... that could be a very dangerous place to be :rofl:

[LeeNetworX]

I get the feeling you want to just get in the middle between Kel and I.... that could be a very dangerous place to be :rofl:

DANGER is my middle name, baby.

[Ninjakel]

I get the feeling you want to just get in the middle between Kel and I.... that could be a very dangerous place to be :rofl:




GRRRRRRR! :eatatthey:

[neebelung]

Two questions about this Moira-Kel-Lee triangle:

1.) Will any slippery products be involved (i.e. jell-o, oil, chain lube?)
2.) Can I watch?

[Ninjakel]

Two questions about this Moira-Kel-Lee triangle:

1.) Will any slippery products be involved (i.e. jell-o, oil, chain lube?)
2.) Can I watch?



Chain lube??? Hahahahahahaha We use chain wax.:panic::panic:

[neebelung]

Chain lube??? Hahahahahahaha We use chain wax.:panic::panic:

OHHHHH!! I stand corrected!!

Ok, but still.. can I watch????

[Archren]

Two questions about this Moira-Kel-Lee triangle:

1.) Will any slippery products be involved (i.e. jell-o, oil, chain lube?)
2.) Can I watch?

Fookin' a'... :drool:

[KSGregman]

Less jibber jabber...more hot lesbian sex damnit!!! :eatatthey:

[Ninjakel]

Less jibber jabber...more hot lesbian sex damnit!!! :eatatthey:


Lesbians??? where???

I like the sausage too much to go pro.

[neebelung]

Lesbians??? where???

I like the sausage too much to go pro.

werd.

COCK FTW!!!

[Archren]

werd.

COCK FTW!!!

:drool:

[KSGregman]

werd.

COCK FTW!!!

Fine fine....just take pictures/movies and we'll call it good. :rockwoot:

[azoomm]

Lesbians??? where???

I like the sausage too much to go pro.

Truth.

Someone involved has to have a kickstand.

[neebelung]

Fine fine....just take pictures/movies and we'll call it good. :rockwoot:

You really want cock pics? I mean, Chris is shy, but I might be able to convince him to pose for pics.. (I'll have to tell him it's for one of the ladies, however... if I tell him it's for you, it'll hide :panic:)

[KSGregman]

You really want cock pics? I mean, Chris is shy, but I might be able to convince him to pose for pics.. (I'll have to tell him it's for one of the ladies, however... if I tell him it's for you, it'll hide :panic:)

Grrrrrrr....

No damnit....do I have to go back to that "other" site and dredge up some examples of what we're talking about here? LOL

[askmrjesus]

Truth.

Someone involved has to have a kickstand.

I just put a kickstand on a bike that originally only had a center-stand.

Does that make it a strap-on?

JC

[neebelung]

Grrrrrrr....

No damnit....do I have to go back to that "other" site and dredge up some examples of what we're talking about here? LOL

:rofl:

Ok *phew* I was just clarifying.... ;)

[marko138]

I'm marko and I'll be your tour guide.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/untitled-9.jpg

[LeeNetworX]

GRRRRRRR! :eatatthey:

I come back after working for a couple of hours and find this, which makes me all giddy. lol

[LeeNetworX]

Ok, but still.. can I watch????

Hells yeah. :ladysman:

[CrazyKell]

I don't really know what the hell is going on! :rockout:

[MissHell]

:dvrofl: I gave them all a tour, so they have no excuse!!! :nee:
Hey! I didn't get the tour. :no: :tt:

[askmrjesus]

I don't really know what the hell is going on! :rockout:

Don't feel bad.

I've only ever met two people who knew what was going on, and three of them were dead.

JC

[Ninjakel]

I come back after working for a couple of hours and find this, which makes me all giddy. lol


Glad I could oblige.:rockout:

[neebelung]

Hells yeah. :ladysman:

Heh heh heh.....

I don't really know what the hell is going on! :rockout:

Welcome!!!

Hey! I didn't get the tour. :no: :tt:

D'oh!!

Here ya go!!

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=3140

[MILK]

Get out of the mutherfuckin' Intro section....

:whistle:

Damn I just got here, stop yelling OK??? :lol

[jeeps84]

She can yell if she wants. I have the sounds turned off.