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Rider
03-03-2008, 07:52 AM
He's our first official postwhore. :pwhore2:

DLIT
03-03-2008, 08:02 AM
Nooooooooooooo shit!

t-homo
03-03-2008, 11:07 AM
He's worse than GM having 35K posts back at:twf:

Cutty72
03-03-2008, 03:45 PM
it took you guys THIS long to figure it out! :lol:

fpzx10
03-03-2008, 03:46 PM
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa198/fpzx10/captainobvious.gif

Mr Lefty
03-03-2008, 03:48 PM
:twfix: what can I say... no job with basically 24hr access to TWFix... :idk:

Mr Lefty
03-03-2008, 03:49 PM
He's worse than GM having 35K posts back at:twf:

no.... GM is still the King... that mofo had 35K in like 5 years... :jd:

Cutty72
03-03-2008, 03:59 PM
no.... GM is still the King... that mofo had 35K in like 5 years... :jd:

WELL you have almost 1K in like a week...
that's about 5200 a year
comes out to about 26K in 5 years... but i'm sure you can up that too.

Mr Lefty
03-03-2008, 04:02 PM
WELL you have almost 1K in like a week...
that's about 5200 a year
comes out to about 26K in 5 years... but i'm sure you can up that too.

:lol: no... shit'll slow down once I get the admin rights I need at work to actually do my job...

Rider
03-03-2008, 04:02 PM
no.... GM is still the King... that mofo had 35K in like 5 years... :jd:

In under 4 years. He joined in July of 2004

Mr Lefty
03-03-2008, 04:04 PM
In under 4 years. He joined in July of 2004

even worse! :lol: I'm defiantly not as bad as Gas... though now he has the bike to work on... :lol:

Cutty72
03-03-2008, 04:14 PM
even worse! :lol: I'm defiantly not as bad as Gas... though now he has the bike to work on... :lol:

yeah, but you have a... ummm... uhhhh.... :whistle:
well you could poli...
damn, tan boots now too, can't even tell ya to shine 'em.

guess you're just screwed! :lol:

Mr Lefty
03-03-2008, 04:19 PM
yeah, but you have a... ummm... uhhhh.... :whistle:
well you could poli...
damn, tan boots now too, can't even tell ya to shine 'em.

guess you're just screwed! :lol:

they're not tan either... they're SAGE :lol: and look like ass!

Cutty72
03-03-2008, 04:30 PM
they're not tan either... they're SAGE :lol: and look like ass!

whatever... start polishing them...

my SGT couldn't figure out last summer why I had a black spot on the toe of my left boot only...
guess the shifter wore off a bit :whistle:

Mr Lefty
03-03-2008, 04:36 PM
whatever... start polishing them...

my SGT couldn't figure out last summer why I had a black spot on the toe of my left boot only...
guess the shifter wore off a bit :whistle:

:lol: my AE boots have a silver mark on the left boot... everyone's like :wtf: :lol:

Cutty72
03-03-2008, 04:37 PM
:lol: my AE boots have a silver mark on the left boot... everyone's like :wtf: :lol:

ya... i don't get it... my tan boots have a black mark, and my black boots have a tan mark??

Mr Lefty
03-03-2008, 04:39 PM
ya... i don't get it... my tan boots have a black mark, and my black boots have a tan mark??

huh... back having tan could be cause your poish off your black ones transfered.... but dunno about the vice versa

my brown ones had a silver mark because of the rearsets I have

Cutty72
03-03-2008, 04:40 PM
huh... back having tan could be cause your poish off your black ones transfered.... but dunno about the vice versa

my brown ones had a silver mark because of the rearsets I have

I know
I still have the stock rearsets, they have a black rubber thing on the shifter
the black mark is a combo of the black rubber thing, and polish off my black boots.
the tan mark is just the polish wearing off my black ones, since i don't NEED to polish 'em anymore :lol:

Mr Lefty
03-04-2008, 12:18 AM
Actually... OSP has more PPD than I do... I've just been here 2 days longer...

if it wasn't for being in Korea OSP would be kicking my ASS right now :pwhore2:

t-homo
03-04-2008, 03:30 AM
I wish I was the top postwhore. Not that way though and I doubt I keep up as much as I do now in a week or so even. Especially over St. Pat's week. You can expect drunk posts anytime of the day then.

Cutty72
03-05-2008, 03:26 PM
there was this one place this one time where i was the original post whore...

got 2K posts in 28 days...

then i started not being such a :pg: and posting more meaningfully.

Mr Lefty
03-05-2008, 03:31 PM
there was this one place this one time where i was the original post whore...

got 2K posts in 28 days...

then i started not being such a :pg: and posting more meaningfully.

ehh... nothing I say is meaningful :lol:


naw... I add my bits.... I'm just on this place way more than most

fpzx10
03-05-2008, 03:41 PM
there was this one place this one time where i was the original post whore...

got 2K posts in 28 days...

then i started not being such a :pg: and posting more meaningfully.

Really :idk: Hmm, never noticed

Mr Lefty
03-05-2008, 03:47 PM
Really :idk: Hmm, never noticed

that he stopped getting the :pg: or posting meaningful shit?

fpzx10
03-05-2008, 04:42 PM
that he stopped getting the :pg: or posting meaningful shit?

:idk:Yes

Mr Lefty
03-05-2008, 05:12 PM
:idk:Yes

:lol: fair enough

Cutty72
03-05-2008, 05:39 PM
Really :idk: Hmm, never noticed

That's cause you weren't there :nee:

Crazy
03-05-2008, 05:57 PM
holy hell I hav ea lot of catching up to do...

Cutty72
03-05-2008, 06:07 PM
holy hell I hav ea lot of catching up to do...

welcome bitch...

did you ever buy that 650 then or what?

Mr Lefty
03-05-2008, 06:12 PM
holy hell I hav ea lot of catching up to do...

yeah you do... :pwhore2:

Crazy's a bitch

Mr Lefty
03-05-2008, 09:26 PM
1000 Posts... :pwhore2:

fatburg
03-05-2008, 09:27 PM
1000 Posts... :pwhore2:

Holy crap :bowtome:

OneSickPsycho
03-05-2008, 09:31 PM
1000 Posts... :pwhore2:

Douchelicious!

Mr Lefty
03-05-2008, 09:34 PM
Douchelicious!

shit if I hadn't joined 2 days befor you... you'd be above me I think... that and your online about 1/2 as much as I am... (no job at the moment)

NONE_too_SOFT
03-05-2008, 09:34 PM
WELL you have almost 1K in like a week...
that's about 5200 a year
comes out to about 26K in 5 years... but i'm sure you can up that too.

you got your math wrong poindexter.

thats 52000 per year.

he'd be at about 250000 in 5 years.

with some serious carpel tunnel .

Mr Lefty
03-05-2008, 09:39 PM
you got your math wrong poindexter.

thats 52000 per year.

he'd be at about 250000 in 5 years.

with some serious carpel tunnel .

well it's safe to say my I won't be hitting 52,000 posts per year... :jd:

OneSickPsycho
03-05-2008, 09:41 PM
shit if I hadn't joined 2 days befor you... you'd be above me I think... that and your online about 1/2 as much as I am... (no job at the moment)

:whore2:

Ebbs - 122 ppd...

OSP - 111 ppd...

I need a girlfriend.

Mr Lefty
03-05-2008, 09:43 PM
:whore2:

Ebbs - 122 ppd...

OSP - 111 ppd...

I need a girlfriend.

it was closer the other day... you were at like 124 and I was at 123...

NONE_too_SOFT
03-05-2008, 09:49 PM
when you guys look back at this in a few months, you'll wish you had your time back.

good luck!

Mr Lefty
03-05-2008, 10:06 PM
when you guys look back at this in a few months, you'll wish you had your time back.

good luck!

ehh... not really... most of my :pwhore2: is happening at work where I don't have a job... there's nothing I can do about it. as soon as I get my access... my :pwhore2: will take a nose dive

Cutty72
03-06-2008, 01:50 PM
hmm... yeah....

Cutty72
03-06-2008, 01:51 PM
thought i was doing good at 51.28 ppd.

t-homo
03-06-2008, 03:26 PM
I am too lazy to check my PPD and they are down because I've been busy lately.

vabarber2
03-07-2008, 09:57 AM
Welcome Over & Congrats!! Now Go Away! Your whoring to hard!!!!

Mr Lefty
03-07-2008, 10:03 AM
Welcome Over & Congrats!! Now Go Away! Your whoring to hard!!!!

how are you gonna welcome me when you signed up 2 days AFTER me :lol:


now your just getting lazy :pwhore2:

vabarber2
03-07-2008, 10:10 AM
how are you gonna welcome me when you signed up 2 days AFTER me :lol:


now your just getting lazy :pwhore2:
Well excuse me!

Not everyone has home internet like you!!!

Mr Lefty
03-07-2008, 10:12 AM
Well excuse me!

Not everyone has home internet like you!!!

:lol: true...


but what does that have to do with welcoming me to a place I was already at? :lol:


alright I'm off to bed... I expect to see you have 300+ in the am....


and no more quote'n yourself!

vabarber2
03-07-2008, 10:13 AM
Sir Yes Sir!

Rider
03-07-2008, 10:19 AM
:lol: true...


but what does that have to do with welcoming me to a place I was already at? :lol:


alright I'm off to bed... I expect to see you have 300+ in the am....


and no more quote'n yourself!

You dont have to worry about that anymore. :whistle:

vabarber2
03-07-2008, 10:22 AM
You dont have to worry about that anymore. :whistle:
Hater! What you do block it?

Rider
03-07-2008, 10:24 AM
Hater! What you do block it?

I don't have that kind of power.

vabarber2
03-07-2008, 10:26 AM
Oh, ok good! now I can go back to r!der bashing!! :lol:

Rider
03-07-2008, 10:28 AM
Oh, ok good! now I can go back to r!der bashing!! :lol:

I do have the power to give you the :pg:

vabarber2
03-07-2008, 10:30 AM
I do have the power to give you the :pg:
Well as long as its only for one day I canm handle it!

marko138
03-07-2008, 02:27 PM
You suck.

OneSickPsycho
03-08-2008, 10:51 AM
:pebbs:

DLIT
03-08-2008, 10:54 AM
I do have the power to give you the :pg:

Seriously...fix the fucking spelling. Everybody who's lurking thinks a bunch of idiots run this place because they don't know how to spell DOUCHE.

vabarber2
03-08-2008, 01:49 PM
You suck.
Im learning!

marko138
03-10-2008, 12:18 PM
Im learning!

Not you. Ebbs. But you suck too.

Rider
03-10-2008, 01:05 PM
Seriously...fix the fucking spelling. Everybody who's lurking thinks a bunch of idiots run this place because they don't know how to spell DOUCHE.

I dont have a box of that stuff laying around my house like you do..

Mr Lefty
03-10-2008, 04:38 PM
Not you. Ebbs. But you suck too.

wtf you talk'n about Marko... you were one of the biggest damn post whores on TWF... you were like 5-10 posts behind me when I deployed to Iraq... I got back and in 4 months you had like 10000 posts on me!

DLIT
03-10-2008, 07:19 PM
I dont have a box of that stuff laying around my house like you do..

It's not my fault I have to douche your mom's gap every two days.

wtf you talk'n about Marko... you were one of the biggest damn post whores on TWF... you were like 5-10 posts behind me when I deployed to Iraq... I got back and in 4 months you had like 10000 posts on me!

You know how Marko gets when he's got that syrop up in him.

ceo012384
03-11-2008, 01:32 AM
He's our first official doucheturd. :pwhore2:
Fixed.

Ebbs sucks.

Mr Lefty
03-11-2008, 01:39 AM
Fixed.

I wanna suck Ebbs.

sorry dude I'll stick with chicks... but I hear Dlit's coming to your area for Xmas... you can try him...

ceo012384
03-11-2008, 02:19 AM
sorry dude I'll stick with chicks with dicks... that shit gets me goin'.
:no:

Mr Lefty
03-11-2008, 02:24 AM
dude... I told you... my mom has the only dick I'll let pass these lips

wow... yeah dude... TMI

ceo012384
03-11-2008, 02:34 AM
wow... yeah dude... TMI
You don't need to sign your posts, Tiny Manmeat Individual.

Mr Lefty
03-11-2008, 02:36 AM
You don't need to sign your posts, Tiny Manmeat Individual.

wow... reach much? :lol: still... well played

DLIT
03-11-2008, 06:08 AM
wow... reach much? :lol: still... well played

Judges??

Yes. He reached too much.

marko138
03-11-2008, 09:45 AM
wtf you talk'n about Marko... you were one of the biggest damn post whores on TWF... you were like 5-10 posts behind me when I deployed to Iraq... I got back and in 4 months you had like 10000 posts on me!


Such is the rule of honor.


It's not my fault I have to douche your mom's gap every two days.



You know how Marko gets when he's got that syrop up in him.


:coffee:

Rider
03-11-2008, 09:48 AM
It's not my fault I have to douche your mom's gap every two days.



She said she had to douche yours twice a day.

marko138
03-11-2008, 09:49 AM
She said she had to douche yours twice a day.
Skeet skeet skeet.

Cutty72
03-11-2008, 11:22 AM
wow... the randomness continues!


:nana2:

ceo012384
03-11-2008, 03:10 PM
wow... reach much? :lol: still... well played
Judges??

Yes. He reached too much.
Fair enough.

I'll be more clear:

If cocks could fly, Ebbs' mouth would be an airport.

marko138
03-11-2008, 03:27 PM
Fair enough.

I'll be more clear:

If cocks could fly, Ebbs' mouth would be an airport.

Wow. :benis:

DLIT
03-12-2008, 12:26 AM
Fair enough.

I'll be more clear:

If cocks could fly, Ebbs' mouth would be an airport.

Hahahahahahahahaha. He would be LAX.

Mr Lefty
03-12-2008, 01:54 AM
Fair enough.

I'll be more clear:

If cocks could fly, Ebbs' mouth would be an airport.

Fuck you

Wow. :benis:

Fuck you

Hahahahahahahahaha. He would be LAX.

Fuck you...


:lol: that was funny as shit though

DLIT
03-12-2008, 02:20 AM
:lol: Fuck YOU.

OneSickPsycho
03-12-2008, 08:28 AM
Fair enough.

I'll be more clear:

If cocks could fly, Ebbs' mouth would be an airport.

Impressive CEO... that burn was very Dlit-esque!

Mr Lefty
03-12-2008, 08:31 AM
Impressive CEO... that burn was very Dlit-esque!

:lol: that's what I was think'n...


either way :gofurslf:

marko138
03-12-2008, 09:16 AM
Ebbs...you should stop posting in this thread. Dudes is turning on you, holmes.

Rider
03-12-2008, 09:24 AM
Ebbs...you should stop posting in this thread. Dudes is turning on you, holmes.

The whole reason I started this thread was to make him realize he's a post whore and to get him the shut the fuck up a little but, but I guess that backfired.. :panic:

marko138
03-12-2008, 09:25 AM
The whole reason I started this thread was to make him realize he's a post whore and to get him the shut the fuck up a little but, but I guess that backfired.. :panic:
Yeah...good plan. :lol:

Cutty72
03-12-2008, 11:47 AM
The whole reason I started this thread was to make him realize he's a post whore and to get him the shut the fuck up a little but, but I guess that backfired.. :panic:

You failed...

Mr Lefty
03-12-2008, 04:11 PM
The whole reason I started this thread was to make him realize he's a post whore and to get him the shut the fuck up a little but, but I guess that backfired.. :panic:

yeah you should have just asked...



then I'd have just told you to fuck off... but you'd have saved 10-15 posts... :lol:

vabarber2
03-12-2008, 04:17 PM
yeah you should have just asked...



then I'd have just told you to fuck off... but you'd have saved 10-15 posts... :lol:
Yeah, but instead he gave u the opporitunity to :pwhore: even more!!!!

Cutty72
03-12-2008, 05:05 PM
what do you mean :whore2:

ceo012384
03-13-2008, 03:46 PM
Wow. :benis:
Hahahahahahahahaha. He would be LAX.
Impressive CEO...
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night folks.
Fuck you
Go fuck yourself captain :pwhore2:
The whole reason I started this thread was to make him realize he's a post whore and to get him the shut the fuck up a little but, but I guess that backfired.. :panic:
Like trying to stop the raging colorado river. Ain't happening.