excessa, we regret to inform you...

[askmrjesus]

Holy Office of Sainthood
(Internet Division)




To: Excessa

Re: Application for Sainthood

Status: Denied

Dear Ms. Excessa,

We regret to inform you that your application for Patron Saint of Leghumping and Eternal Pity, has been denied.

While we appreciate your efforts, (and tidy penmanship), there are certain things our committee can not ignore. To wit; your recent attempt to blame Azoomm for the downfall of what to date, has been a lot of people fawning over you, like you were Bambi's little sister.

We require that our Saints seek not to blame others for their perceived misfortunes, and that they do not make disparaging remarks about people, while simultaneously claiming high ground. We find this most distasteful.

but *for what it's worth* take away "don't trust" (what do you think I'm going to do, rob your email? this is the fucking internet, I have no access to you minus this, and want less, not more, because you strike me as an insecure catty bitch) and add "feel threatened by and want to prove my superiority to" and I'll buy it.

We also find the practice of "two-facedness" (in the form of trashing someone, and then claiming you're just sad and confused) to be.......What's the phrase you mortals like so much?

Oh yes, "Lame as fuck".

JC

cc: Pope Benny
Flying Spagetti Monster
L. Ron Hubbard

[marko138]

Insanely funny.

:bigrofl:

[Ninjakel]

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[2up]

There aren't enough laughing smilies to express just how fucking hysterical that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing personal, I don't care about whom its written, its fucking brilliant.

[shmike]

Holy Christ, I have just converted back to Christianity!
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

:bigrofl::bigrofl:

[dReWpY]

i love it, awesome JC, just awesome

[azoomm]

Well, Jesus Christ... you strike again.

:lol

[Rider]

Fucking hilarious! :dthumb:

[dReWpY]

i like your style

[neebelung]

Insanely funny.

:bigrofl:

X eleventy billion.

Holy shit, AMJ, you've just outdone yourself. :kneel:

There aren't enough laughing smilies to express just how fucking hysterical that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing personal, I don't care about whom its written, its fucking brilliant.

+ 1. Just brilliant.

[fnfalman]

I have to give it a "10" on Wit, a "10" on prose, and a "10" on comedic effects.:dthumb:

[Trip]

+ 1. Just brilliant.

A plus one variation I missed....grrrr

[Papa_Complex]

You're going to have to shift your scale then. I give it a 6.7 on the AMJ scale.

[neebelung]

A plus one variation I missed....grrrr

:rofl:

[rogue]

As always, another brilliantly written masterpiece by Hey-zues. :dthumb:

[KSGregman]

Go have a fucking cigarette after that masterpiece....you've EARNED it. :lmao:

Absolute fucking GOLD.

[Trip]

I am so going to steal this and use it on other forums. Classic JC

[t-homo]

That was awesome. Good work.

[lauralynne]

OMFG

AMJ, will you marry me?

[pauldun170]

:zowned::backingout:

[Melissue76]

Holy Office of Sainthood
(Internet Division)


:dvrofl: that was ridiculously funny.

[NeonspeedRT]

You rock JC :rockout:

[Cruzergirl]

Too f'n hilarious. No wonder we all follow you around like you're ... oh ... nevermind ...


:lmao:

AMJ... you have outdone yourself.



(is that even possible??) :D

[Bluestreak]

One more funny post like that and my Friday funny quota will be filled!

:lol:

[Destitute]

Funny stuff.

I have to admit that the loyalty of the CF mods to the new owners is impressive. But the references to "rats" (Sprint), accusations of recruitment (excessa), and suggestion to "get off the internet" (sxyrdr) seems out of place. Hopefully the rest of the story comes out sooner or later, but I'm still under the impression that someone's getting duped. I just hope it's not me.

With Parked Motorcycle Syndrome setting in for northern riders, two forums is just as easy to check as one.

[2up]

Funny stuff.

I have to admit that the loyalty of the CF mods to the new owners is impressive. But the references to "rats" (Sprint), accusations of recruitment (excessa), and suggestion to "get off the internet" (sxyrdr) seems out of place. Hopefully the rest of the story comes out sooner or later, but I'm still under the impression that someone's getting duped. I just hope it's not me.

With Parked Motorcycle Syndrome setting in for northern riders, two forums is just as easy to check as one.


/off topic

Hi Des!! Sorry its cold in Michigan already! Its awesome in Arizona. Oh, and, Lauren lives with me now and she will be 21 in a month. Too bad you didn't wait for her! lol

/offtopic

[t-homo]

Azoomm, I think she worships you. She constantly talks about you over on CF.

[xx CURVE xx]

:dthumb:

[t-homo]

:dthumb:

awesome pic.

[Leon]

This proves Jesus is a jew. Way too funny be to Christian. :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[rogue]

:dthumb:

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! :lmao: :lmao:

Awesome Pic!

[Destitute]

/off topic

Hi Des!! Sorry its cold in Michigan already! Its awesome in Arizona. Oh, and, Lauren lives with me now and she will be 21 in a month. Too bad you didn't wait for her! lol

/offtopic

What a coincidence, my coffee just ran out! :redflip

Yes, that's too bad about Lauren, but since we're due for 1-3 inches of snow this weekend I'm sure she's happy to be in AZ.

[LittleTaz]

I have to give it a "10" on Wit, a "10" on prose, and a "10" on comedic effects.:dthumb:

Welcome, TWFixers to our world of laughter in the form of the Son of God! This is just a sampling of what you can expect to be exposed to... if you ask nicely, maybe he'll tell you about his trip to Ikea. :lmao:

[rogue]

Welcome, TWFixers to our world of laughter in the form of the Son of God! This is just a sampling of what you can expect to be exposed to... if you ask nicely, maybe he'll tell you about his trip to Ikea. :lmao:

OMG!!! That trip to Ikea was fucking hilarious! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[t-homo]

I linked her to this thread. I don't think she likes me very much between that and calling her out for personal attacks on Moira, and then saying she worshiped her.

[HurricaneHeather]

Hilarious....but not the funniest thing he's ever posted.

Jesus, can you post that vid of the mouse destruction?

[Papa_Complex]

"Death of the Backup Mouse"

[Bluestreak]

I also liked the snake that got into your house.

[rogue]

Didn't he have a story about his home beer brewery that was good too? :idk: I can't remember the jist of it, but I remember him posting something about him making beer that had me laughing for hours. :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrPuYtHTj6w

[Particle Man]

love the CC list :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tommymac]

good read as always from AMJ but could someone get me up to speed on what this is all about?

Tom

[2up]

good read as always from AMJ but could someone get me up to speed on what this is all about?

Tom

Azoomm: Oh no vertical scope has bought CF. VS sucks so I think I'll let my friends know about this other site I've been going to so that when the suck kicks in, they'll have a new place to go, which lacks suck.

Excessa: Azoomm is trying to make everyone go to TWF so that she and they can make money because she is insecure and catty. But I think I don't like VS but am not sure. But I'm on TWF now too. I'm just really confused but will blame Azoomm for things at the moment.

Azoomm: You're a cunt. *moves on with life*

Excessa: Azoomm is the reason everyone is going to TWF but I'm still confused and maybe will apologise one day if I find out I'm wrong about her.

AMJ: Excessa, NO SAINT FOR YOU.

The End.

[Trip]

Lol, great summation and is very accurate.

[Particle Man]

Azoomm: Oh no vertical scope has bought CF. VS sucks so I think I'll let my friends know about this other site I've been going to so that when the suck kicks in, they'll have a new place to go, which lacks suck.

Excessa: Azoomm is trying to make everyone go to TWF so that she and they can make money because she is insecure and catty. But I think I don't like VS but am not sure. But I'm on TWF now too. I'm just really confused but will blame Azoomm for things at the moment.

Azoomm: You're a cunt. *moves on with life*

Excessa: Azoomm is the reason everyone is going to TWF but I'm still confused and maybe will apologise one day if I find out I'm wrong about her.

AMJ: Excessa, NO SAINT FOR YOU.

The End.

:bigrofl:

[KSGregman]

Azoomm: Oh no vertical scope has bought CF. VS sucks so I think I'll let my friends know about this other site I've been going to so that when the suck kicks in, they'll have a new place to go, which lacks suck.

Excessa: Azoomm is trying to make everyone go to TWF so that she and they can make money because she is insecure and catty. But I think I don't like VS but am not sure. But I'm on TWF now too. I'm just really confused but will blame Azoomm for things at the moment.

Azoomm: You're a cunt. *moves on with life*

Excessa: Azoomm is the reason everyone is going to TWF but I'm still confused and maybe will apologise one day if I find out I'm wrong about her.

AMJ: Excessa, NO SAINT FOR YOU.

The End.

:wtf:

Did you take up writing for Cliff Notes? That was wicked awesome!

Particularly the part where Zoomie called that pyscho bitch a cunt...I've been laughing about that all day. :lmao:

[tommymac]

Azoomm: Oh no vertical scope has bought CF. VS sucks so I think I'll let my friends know about this other site I've been going to so that when the suck kicks in, they'll have a new place to go, which lacks suck.

Excessa: Azoomm is trying to make everyone go to TWF so that she and they can make money because she is insecure and catty. But I think I don't like VS but am not sure. But I'm on TWF now too. I'm just really confused but will blame Azoomm for things at the moment.

Azoomm: You're a cunt. *moves on with life*

Excessa: Azoomm is the reason everyone is going to TWF but I'm still confused and maybe will apologise one day if I find out I'm wrong about her.

AMJ: Excessa, NO SAINT FOR YOU.

The End.

Thanx, I just woke up and was going to sift through some of this to figure out what transpired today. And I am hoping for a quiet night in the ER so I can catch up on all of this.

Tom

[the chi]

Oh wow, brilliant, absolutely incredible. Cant wait to see what else we get from you now...and 2up, you go girl!! :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

Azoomm: Oh no vertical scope has bought CF. VS sucks so I think I'll let my friends know about this other site I've been going to so that when the suck kicks in, they'll have a new place to go, which lacks suck.

Excessa: Azoomm is trying to make everyone go to TWF so that she and they can make money because she is insecure and catty. But I think I don't like VS but am not sure. But I'm on TWF now too. I'm just really confused but will blame Azoomm for things at the moment.

Azoomm: You're a cunt. *moves on with life*

Excessa: Azoomm is the reason everyone is going to TWF but I'm still confused and maybe will apologise one day if I find out I'm wrong about her.

AMJ: Excessa, NO SAINT FOR YOU.

The End.


That was the best summary EVER!!!!:bigrofl:

[askmrjesus]

AMJ, will you marry me?

Awww... Aren't you sweet!

But sorry, no. Those May-December romances are tricky at best.

Though if you want to scream my name while having sex with your fiance, I'll totally understand.

JC

[2up]

:ty: I'll be here all week. And part of next week too. OK, all of next week. I have way too fucking much free time! Can't tell, can ya? :pwhore2:

[askmrjesus]

2up- Outstanding work! :lol:

How about "War and Peace" in 25 words or less?

JC

[KSGregman]

This thread is stuffed full of all kinds of WIN. :dthumb:

[2up]

2up- Outstanding work! :lol:

How about "War and Peace" in 25 words or less?

JC

They were fighting

They drank some vodka.

And then they made up

The End.

Ha. Now you've made me want to re-read that because I don't remember fuck-all about it! Obviously!

[lauralynne]

Awww... Aren't you sweet!

But sorry, no. Those May-December romances are tricky at best.

Though if you want to scream my name while having sex with your fiance, I'll totally understand.

JC

fair enough. (which one of us is May, which one December? ;) )

I'll use your name liberally from now on - I'm sure Louie won't mind :)

[VFR Rider]

Jesus Christ that is some funny shit!!! That right there is the one reason why people are following the flock. You just have to love AMJ.

[DreaminR6]

Jesus Christ that is some funny shit!!! That right there is the one reason why people are following the flock. You just have to love AMJ.

Definitely worth following AMJ.

[Johnny Rico]

I really never got all the leghumping on Excessa on CF. Come on, she looks like John Kerry's sister. But you have to admit, it was funny and somewhat satisfying to see Azoom slap that bitch.

It is pathetic how she has been constantly crying about how dead the forum she moderates is now.

[VFR Rider]

It is pathetic how she has been constantly crying about how dead the forum she moderates is now.

Come on, Rez and all of the mods at CF put a lot of their own personal time, energy, and what not into growing CF into what it was. It kind of becomes like a kid.

So when all of the sudden the house just kind of implodes there is a sense of loss, remorse, etc. And you have to say that not everyone has handled this whole thing a gracefully as it could have.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

[Johnny Rico]

Come on, Rez and all of the mods at CF put a lot of their own personal time, energy, and what not into growing CF into what it was. It kind of becomes like a kid.

So when all of the sudden the house just kind of implodes there is a sense of loss, remorse, etc. And you have to say that not everyone has handled this whole thing a gracefully as it could have.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

My dealings with Excessa go way back. Even before CF. I kept in touch when her boy was having problems. I prayed for his well being.
Even sent him a toy once. Then she became one of the cool kids at CF. I never was, never cared to be. She showed me the door and her other face. I never spoke ill of her on CF. Still haven't. As far as she knows, I never felt her knife in my back, but I have known it was there all along.

I would never kick her when she is down on CF, but I do take some satisfaction in seeing someone else do it.

[lauralynne]

I really never got all the leghumping on Excessa on CF. Come on, she looks like John Kerry's sister. But you have to admit, it was funny and somewhat satisfying to see Azoom slap that bitch.

It is pathetic how she has been constantly crying about how dead the forum she moderates is now.

You got the word right: Pathetic. But not her just her actions. I feel sorry for but if her in life persona is even a fraction of her manic depressive/schizophrenic online personality, it's going to take a team of professional and several thousand shock treatments to bring her even within sight of that which is "normal"
This goes for everyone -
For God's sake (sorry amj), it's the internet, NOT real life. If the internet gets too complicated for you, I can draw a picture where to find the power plug - unplug it and walk away. If your life changes for the worse after stepping away, then I would consider a longer vacation from being online, maybe even permanent.

[Johnny Rico]

You got the word right: Pathetic. But not her just her actions. I feel sorry for but if her in life persona is even a fraction of her manic depressive/schizophrenic online personality, it's going to take a team of professional and several thousand shock treatments to bring her even within sight of that which is "normal"
This goes for everyone -
For God's sake (sorry amj), it's the internet, NOT real life. If the internet gets too complicated for you, I can draw a picture where to find the power plug - unplug it and walk away. If your life changes for the worse after stepping away, then I would consider a longer vacation from being online, maybe even permanent.

It seemed to me that the more she got into CF, the worse her marriage got. It is kinda sad because not only does she not have her marriage anymore, what she has left, is not even CF anymore.

[shmike]

It seemed to me that the more she got into CF, the worse her marriage got. It is kinda sad because not only does she not have her marriage anymore, what she has left, is not even CF anymore.

Ah, memories.

Do you remember our PM's when I told her I could see her marriage falling apart from across the internet?

She was "taken by surprise" then.

Some live and learn.

Some don't. :idk:

[Johnny Rico]

Ah, memories.

Do you remember our PM's when I told her I could see her marriage falling apart from across the internet?

She was "taken by surprise" then.

Some live and learn.

Some don't. :idk:

I remember the Admin who used to post all the lovey dovey shit to her and she would answer all in the public threads. And all the while she kept commenting on how bad her marriage was getting.

I am not the smartest guy in the world but even I know when to take shit to PMs.

[tommymac]

You got the word right: Pathetic. But not her just her actions. I feel sorry for but if her in life persona is even a fraction of her manic depressive/schizophrenic online personality, it's going to take a team of professional and several thousand shock treatments to bring her even within sight of that which is "normal"

In my limited interactions in person I def think it is.

Tom

[Tmall]

Being in love with Idesmo was kinda funny too..

Desmo-"Gibberish gibberish" Random picture stolen from the internet..
Her- "Omg, I'm leaving damp spots on my computer chair!"

[DIMford]

This is some funny shit.

[VatorMan]

:lol:

[LittleTaz]

Well, according to the candidate for sainthood, Moira is basically the CF anti-christ and I am her puppet who has no freedom to make any choices beyond that which the great and powerful leader wants me to make. I may respond to her when I've gone down to slow simmer, but not now, it would just keep this whole thing going. I love you dearly, Moira, and I think you're a great person, but not worship worthy :lol: Well, ok, sometimes you're worship worthy... :lol: Anyway, this whole thing just gives me a giant headache and I'm glad that I had a place to come to where I actually like the atmosphere. Thanks again, TWFix!:dthumb:

[azoomm]

Well, according to the candidate for sainthood, Moira is basically the CF anti-christ and I am her puppet who has no freedom to make any choices beyond that which the great and powerful leader wants me to make. I may respond to her when I've gone down to slow simmer, but not now, it would just keep this whole thing going. I love you dearly, Moira, and I think you're a great person, but not worship worthy :lol: Well, ok, sometimes you're worship worthy... :lol: Anyway, this whole thing just gives me a giant headache and I'm glad that I had a place to come to where I actually like the atmosphere. Thanks again, TWFix!:dthumb:

So, between AMJ and myself we have the bases covered? :lol:

[neebelung]

...and I am her puppet who has no freedom to make any choices beyond that which the great and powerful leader wants me to make.

Dagnabbit!! How come I didn't get an invite to be a puppet!! I'm hurt! :rofl:

Being in love with Idesmo was kinda funny too..

Desmo-"Gibberish gibberish" Random picture stolen from the internet..
Her- "Omg, I'm leaving damp spots on my computer chair!"

snort

Epic. Fucking. Post.

[LeeNetworX]

Being in love with Idesmo was kinda funny too..

Desmo-"Gibberish gibberish" Random picture stolen from the internet..
Her- "Omg, I'm leaving damp spots on my computer chair!"

LOLZ

Why did you change your screen name, NN?

[askmrjesus]

Well, according to the candidate for sainthood, Moira is basically the CF anti-christ and I am her puppet who has no freedom to make any choices beyond that which the great and powerful leader wants me to make.

Yeah, I just read that thread, and I have to say I found it insulting. I realize it was mostly just Rebecca spinning in circles trying to make sense of herself, (which seems to be a full time job) bur for her to claim that we all left CF because we were "scared" into it, is just bullshit.

I can't speak for everyone, but I left because I don't like ads, plain and simple. I tear them out of magazines ("Check out our six page spread on the latest crappy gear from ICON!!), and I fast forward past them on TIVO. I'm sure as hell not going to increase revenue for some unknown fuck basket, by upping the post count at a website that just uses the increased post count to sell more ads. Fuck that noise, why would I?

JC

[neebelung]

Yeah, I just read that thread, and I have to say I found it insulting. I realize it was mostly just Rebecca spinning in circles trying to make sense of her self, (which seems to be a full time job) bur for her to claim that we all left CF because we were "scared" into it, is just bullshit.

I can't speak for everyone, but I left because I don't like ads, plain and simple. I tear them out of magazines ("Check out our six page spread on the latest crappy gear from ICON!!), and I fast forward past them on TIVO. I'm sure as hell not going to increase revenue for some unknown fuck basket, by upping the post count at a website that just uses the increased post count to sell more ads. Fuck that noise, why would I?

JC

I'm with you; that's why we abandoned the last site VS took over. Even as a Mod, I could opt out of SOME of the ads, but not all of them, and it was just plain fucking annoying!! Add to that the "rules" and it all became just a bore.

[Dragonpaco]

Dagnabbit!! How come I didn't get an invite to be a puppet!! I'm hurt! :rofl:



snort

Epic. Fucking. Post.



ooh ooooh i call dibs on being the bastard stepson of the son of god!!!!!

[LittleTaz]

ooh ooooh i call dibs on being the bastard stepson of the son of god!!!!!

But, if you're the bastard stepson of the son of god and I'm the puppet of the anti Christ, does that make us enemies? You're a little strange sometimes, but I don't think I hate you...

:lol:

[KSGregman]

That chick is all kinds of bat shit crazy....my "favorite" excessa schitzo moment:

Her: Yeah, I promised my husband I'd stop smoking pot...and I've now broken that promise because I enjoy the buzz....he's being "mean" to me about it.

Me: You think? Just wait until he puts your ass on the curb and fights you for custody of the kids because of your lying and "illegal substances" in the house.

Her: You all can fuck off...my pain, my pain (my buzz!! my buzz!!)....Hey?! What?! Curb?! Oh shit!! My kids?!

Her (in PM): FWIW, you were right....

Me: *type type type* I told you so, you psycho fucking idiot!!! *delete delete delete*

Her (in post): Fuck you! I'll do whatever the hell I want...You're a cocksucker just like him!! I'm a victim goddamnit! A VICTIM!!!!

Seriously, all of us owe JC a debt of gratitude for cratering her "build a kiss ass chorus at TWFix" career in one fucking post. :dthumb:

[neebelung]

That chick is all kinds of bat shit crazy....my "favorite" excessa schitzo moment:

Her: Yeah, I promised my husband I'd stop smoking pot...and I've now broken that promise because I enjoy the buzz....he's being "mean" to me about it.

Me: You think? Just wait until he puts your ass on the curb and fights you for custody of the kids because of your lying and "illegal substances" in the house.

Her: You all can fuck off...my pain, my pain (my buzz!! my buzz!!)....Hey?! What?! Curb?! Oh shit!! My kids?!

Her (in PM): FWIW, you were right....

Me: *type type type* I told you so, you psycho fucking idiot!!! *delete delete delete*

Her (in post): Fuck you! I'll do whatever the hell I want...You're a cocksucker just like him!! I'm a victim goddamnit! A VICTIM!!!!

Seriously, all of us owe JC a debt of gratitude for cratering her "build a kiss ass chorus at TWFix" career in one fucking post. :dthumb:

:dvrofl: Holy shit, ya'll are KILLIN me this morning :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tmall]

LOLZ

Why did you change your screen name, NN?

Because Nick Name was clever for about 4 minutes when I came up with it in '01. And I'm Tmall on just about every other board I'm on.

[2up]

Hi Travis!

I for one understand waiting to see what happens with CF for those who choose to do so, AND, not waiting to see what happens based on prior experience with VS. What I don't understand, and in fact dislike a lot, is personally attacking someone(s) who did nothing wrong, and people talking out of both sides of their mouth. If you don't want to "pick a side" then don't. But don't pretend you are, but not. Its kind of like Stew saying, "nothing is going to change except the things that have changed."

[LeeNetworX]

Because Nick Name was clever for about 4 minutes when I came up with it in '01. And I'm Tmall on just about every other board I'm on.

Well at least I can still recognize the classic avatar. :dthumb:

[marko138]

Hi Travis!

I for one understand waiting to see what happens with CF for those who choose to do so, AND, not waiting to see what happens based on prior experience with VS. What I don't understand, and in fact dislike a lot, is personally attacking someone(s) who did nothing wrong, and people talking out of both sides of their mouth. If you don't want to "pick a side" then don't. But don't pretend you are, but not. Its kind of like Stew saying, "nothing is going to change except the things that have changed."
When VS has a track record like they do it's tough to ignore your prior experience with them.

[2up]

When VS has a track record like they do it's tough to ignore your prior experience with them.

Totally understood! Not everyone, me included, had seen what they have done. So I've been checking it out, not because I don't take those I consider my friends at their word because I do. But really just to see it all in action. ;)

[Angee]

I just posted probably my last post in GS.

"Noone is forcing anyone else to leave here. Most of us on the "other" board do check in to see what's going on, but I don't feel like getting in a pissing match with people who don't want to leave anymore. I personally would rather be a member on a decent board than a mod on a now crappy board. Yes, as far as I'm concerned this board has gone to shit, and I'm not interested in hanging around in here for any length of time. It is over-commercialized now, and I'm just not down for that. It's another testimony of what happens when big business takes over mom-and-pop businesses... I've only been here two years, but I've forged friendships that will last a lifetime. Those friends are hanging out somewhere else and that's where I'll be. Noone made them go, they chose to. It's like shopping at a family grocery for years and having it get bought out by a big chain... I'd rather find another family store and support the small community business than line someone's pockets who already has more money then he can spend. I'm only still here to some degree for those who stayed behind. If it weren't for them, I would probably take this site out of my favorites. Stay if you like, good luck and Godspeed.

Oh, and TWF is ANYTHING but dead...anyone who really looks can see that."
*
I posted that before I caught Taz's analogy on the next post down. It was in response to something Karl said.

[Dragonpaco]

But, if you're the bastard stepson of the son of god and I'm the puppet of the anti Christ, does that make us enemies? You're a little strange sometimes, but I don't think I hate you...

:lol:

well professor X and magneto were able to be enemies, yet chilled and played checkers and had sex with each other...

i think we'll get along just fine

[marko138]

Totally understood! Not everyone, me included, had seen what they have done. So I've been checking it out, not because I don't take those I consider my friends at their word because I do. But really just to see it all in action. ;)
As you should. We've all done it. Keep checking back and eventually just stopped checking.

[iDesmo]

Being in love with Idesmo was kinda funny too..

Desmo-"Gibberish gibberish" Random picture stolen from the internet..
Her- "Omg, I'm leaving damp spots on my computer chair!"
I pretty much stuck to the Grandstands and never posted anywhere else ...other then surfing the for sale sections or group buys. I never read any of those posts about excessa smoking pot nor did I have a myspace account to be reading it over there.

We all have our rougher edges, mine was english. Sometimes a pic is worth a couple thousand spots, as you put it.

peace out.

[iDesmo]

Hilarious....but not the funniest thing he's ever posted.

Jesus, can you post that vid of the mouse destruction?

The one which I remember as the best was the Victoria Secrets telephone number screw-up. AMJ's office number was one number off from the VicSec boutique. That post about what he said to a customer wanting a bra was by far ...the best....:lol:

[Tmall]

I pretty much stuck to the Grandstands and never posted anywhere else ...other then surfing the for sale sections or group buys. I never read any of those posts about excessa smoking pot nor did I have a myspace account to be reading it over there.

We all have our rougher edges, mine was english. Sometimes a pic is worth a couple thousand spots, as you put it.

peace out.

Hey man. It's nothing against you personally. It's watching people fall in love with a character who could literally be a dish washer when they portray themselves as a Ferrari driving doctor. That I find funny.

It's kind of like Speed Addiction, everybody was skeptical of him. Turned out he was nothing but a liar.

And I'm not calling you a liar by any means. I've just never seen any substance to back up claims. (not that you have to prove anything to anyone..) It's just good natured ribbing. And I hope you understand that.

[HurricaneHeather]

The one which I remember as the best was the Victoria Secrets telephone number screw-up. AMJ's office number was one number off from the VicSec boutique. That post about what he said to a customer wanting a bra was by far ...the best....:lol:

I only vaguely remember that...I might need to search for it to refresh me :wink:

[MILK]

Because Nick Name was clever for about 4 minutes when I came up with it in '01. And I'm Tmall on just about every other board I'm on.

Changing screen names is lame, IMO.

[Ninjakel]

I swaer to christ, If I read one more of her poor me, no one is posting, I will scream.

Or an E bitch slap.


Fucking christ!

Changing screen names is lame, IMO.



:lol: :lol:

[marko138]

I swaer to christ, If I read one more of her poor me, no one is posting, I will scream.

Or an E bitch slap.


Fucking christ!





:lol: :lol:
Doooo Eeet!

[Ninjakel]

I'm about to. I just told her to stop being such a bitch

[cuttle]

I'm about to. I just told her to stop being such a bitch

She's just pissed that nobody invited her to the party...

And now it turns out, that her fan-club isn't as big as she thought, and the leghumping stopped. Maybe a few more of her "stylish" pictures will get her a new imaginary following.

It sucks being faced with reality.

[JoshuaTree]

I'm about to. I just told her to stop being such a bitch

You should have just used the "c"-word. ;) That would have done it... :rockout:

[Ninjakel]

That's the next word. :)


and its ok over here to actually use the word, CUNT.


See?

CUNT CUNT CUNT!

[marko138]

We frown upon free speech here.

[Ninjakel]

Stop being cunty,Marko. :lol:

[marko138]

Stop being cunty,Marko. :lol:
Sorry. As you were.

[JoshuaTree]

That's the next word. :)


and its ok over here to actually use the word, CUNT.


See?

CUNT CUNT CUNT!

Sorry, the "PC" Filter was still set to ON, changing it now...

We frown upon free speech here.

Yeah, well fuck off, crusty-jizz'ed dickbreath... redflip (Really kidding... :sorry::pwhore2: Luv y'all! :twfix:)

[Ninjakel]

Dickbreath??? :lol: :lol:

[Tmall]

Changing screen names is lame, IMO.

Thinking me changing my screen name is lame, is lame in my opinion.

[JoshuaTree]

I have an entire "other" vocabulary that I rarely ever get to use. I'll share it as the 'occasion' warrants... :D

[MILK]

Thinking me changing my screen name is lame, is lame in my opinion.

Not noticing other peoples name changes is the lamest. IMO

[OneSickPsycho]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p180/metallica2k1/internet_serious_business.jpg

[iDesmo]

Hey man. It's nothing against you personally.
I stumbled onto yahoo ducati looking for tires and that's where I met a lot of people who brought me over to SBN, and then CF. I read mostly back then and never posted over at yahoo or SBN for obvious reasons, my keyboard mostly. I don't really ever follow any of the cat/mouse stuff on any boards anywhere and I never speak politics [try not too anyways]. I didn't even know what was up with CF until I asked PapaComplex, who wrote me, and told me, you people were over here.

I'm not one to follow around people or hunt down game. I never ask anyone for anything. I enjoy all of you, - meaning yourself included. Until I started reading this thread I really never realized how deep issues can get between members. I'm sorry for that, and sorry for coming across as a clown thinking everything was cool here too. When I was in school the computer and forums were a great way to vent. When I got out of school it was a better means to say what I felt - that which I was never allowed to say in public.

So it has been good for me in many ways. I'm sure you understand.

You people enjoy yourselves. There are some brilliant minds in this bunch, and it has been my pleasure.

/ iDesmo













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[thunderex]

Because Nick Name was clever for about 4 minutes when I came up with it in '01. And I'm Tmall on just about every other board I'm on.
When I first saw one of your posts I thought "Damn, this is going to be confusing because this other dude has Nick's avatar. Now I'm going to think it's him all the time."

[thunderex]

I stumbled onto yahoo ducati looking for tires and that's where I met a lot of people who brought me over to SBN, and then CF. I read mostly back then and never posted over at yahoo or SBN for obvious reasons, my keyboard mostly. I don't really ever follow any of the cat/mouse stuff on any boards anywhere and I never speak politics [try not too anyways]. I didn't even know what was up with CF until I asked PapaComplex, who wrote me, and told me, you people were over here.

I'm not one to follow around people or hunt down game. I never ask anyone for anything. I enjoy all of you, - meaning yourself included. Until I started reading this thread I really never realized how deep issues can get between members. I'm sorry for that, and sorry for coming across as a clown thinking everything was cool here too. When I was in school the computer and forums were a great way to vent. When I got out of school it was a better means to say what I felt - that which I was never allowed to say in public.

So it has been good for me in many ways. I'm sure you understand.

You people enjoy yourselves. There are some brilliant minds in this bunch, and it has been my pleasure.

/ iDesmo













dictate not read
Eh, I've always liked you Des. Weird though is that you "speak" totally differently here than you did on CF. It's almost as if you're a different person.

[Johnny Rico]

Eh, I've always liked you Des. Weird though is that you "speak" totally differently here than you did on CF. It's almost as if you're a different person.

But the text of his screen name running off the pic is the same.

[OneSickPsycho]

Eh, I've always liked you Des. Weird though is that you "speak" totally differently here than you did on CF. It's almost as if you're a different person.

Oooo... a TWFix conspiracy theory?

[thunderex]

But the text of his screen name running off the pic is the same.
:lol: I can't ding him on that. I like that effect and used to do it on my other avatars before I got lazy.

[Papa_Complex]

iDesmo, I hope that you will give it a chance. This is a turbulent time and there are many people saying things that they're going to later regret, and it will be some time before things settle down on either site.

At any rate and in either case, it has been a pleasure knowing you.

[Johnny Rico]

:lol: I can't ding him on that. I like that effect and used to do it on my other avatars before I got lazy.

It was pretty unique to him on CF. I like it. Wish I had thought of it. He still does not have the awesome "Lifetime Premium Member" tag though.

[askmrjesus]

Desmo!

What did you do, take a Berlitz course? It took me close to four years to be able to decipher your posts, and now you've gone and made it easy. :lol:

Consider the welcome mat rolled out in your direction, wherever you are...

Sorry to beat up on your girl, but she's kinda jumped the shark lately. I won't bore you with the gory details, but I don't think all of her kittens fit in the basket anymore.

JC

[Johnny Rico]

I won't bore you with the gory details, but I don't think all of her kittens fit in the basket anymore.

JC

All her dogs aren't barking at once, either.

[iDesmo]

Eh, I've always liked you Des. Weird though is that you "speak" totally differently here than you did on CF. It's almost as if you're a different person.
I'm doing much better thank you. As for explanations and such, I remember once back in the month of May - ish 2006 and speaking about Synblood, or synthetic blood and a stock I was following. I had posted some stuff on it in a thread about finance. Actually, backing up I read about it in a Popular Mechanics magazine in Aug 2005. The magazine was left on a bench by someone in the city and I flipped through it. I took a photo of the page and posted it on CF. After posting, I had a senior member of CF tell me it was dangerous to start posting stuff about stocks and speculations. I guess it was a form of crossing the boards with folks... the senior member directed it to me both in the thread and in P.M. I deleted the post.

I thought ...wow, he's perhaps right, I shouldn't speak about something I do fulltime "as a serious hobby," studying and researching and tracking and ...with some luck actually making a living on the side while I work 75 hours a week on a floor making peanuts out of school. Luck like VRTL, ILOG, IMCL and dozens of others I played with in 1998-2001 I'm still on the trail or a goodie here and there, ready to share too.

So if you had $10,000 what would you buy?

I'd buy the world here (http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=OXBO.OB#chart2:symbol=oxbo.ob;range=2006 1113,20081030;indicator=volume;charttype=line;cros shair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on) making many times my amount, now wouldn't I?

You've always been a great guy to me.

Some stuff is just too hard to explain - or believe - right?

iDesmo

[iDesmo]

Desmo!

What did you do, take a Berlitz course? It took me close to four years to be able to decipher your posts, and now you've gone and made it easy. :lol:
JC
Depends where I am in the evening and not meaning who's on top or spooning either. If I'm reading hebrew you'll notice some wicked mistakes all over the place all mainly due to the left to right handicap. Try changing over from one direction to another in a completely different alphabet. LOL

If I'm reading french, you'll see nothing but commas everywhere. This punctuation and the franco are like arm pit hair while women wave from the gare d'Austerlitz.

I can't say enough about fur balls.

You're the best.

iDesmo

[askmrjesus]

Depends where I am in the evening and not meaning who's on top or spooning either. If I'm reading hebrew you'll notice some wicked mistakes all over the place all mainly due to the left to right handicap. Try changing over from one direction to another in a completely different alphabet. LOL

If I'm reading french, you'll see nothing but commas everywhere. This punctuation and the franco are like arm pit hair while women wave from the gare d'Austerlitz.

I can't say enough about fur balls.

Well that's what you get for speaking seven languages, fucking slacker.

The keyboard thing is a bitch though. When I was living in Thailand, I taped english letters on all the keys so I could write letters back to my buddy in the States. I sent a code key with the letters so he could translate. Problem was, I didn't really keep track of what I was typing, so my letters translated much like some of your posts used too. :lol:

Stick around my friend, this forum could use the "Machiavellian Israeli" point of view.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

Machiavellian Sephardi, but close enough I suppose :lol:

[askmrjesus]

Machiavellian Sephardi, but close enough I suppose :lol:

Who cares?

I just want UZI parts and stock tips. :lol:

JC

[Papa_Complex]

Who cares?

I just want UZI parts and stock tips. :lol:

JC

And I want to meet many hot young women with automatic weapons. Both are about as likely.

[Rue]

peace out.

Glad to see I won't be missing you.

eta: That came out wrong. I meant... glad to see you here.

Hell, you knew what I meant.

[Reyna1]

Wow! Where have I been? :willy:

[neebelung]

Glad to see I won't be missing you.

eta: That came out wrong. I meant... glad to see you here.

Hell, you knew what I meant.

:dvrofl: I read that earlier and had to go back a page to see what he'd said to deserve that! :rofl: (I read it wrong, obviously, but it was funny!)

Wow! Where have I been? :willy:

I dunno... where HAVE ya been?

[Rue]

The filter between brain and keyboard sometimes doesn't function right. Everyone else will eventually get used to it.