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WARputer
03-04-2008, 01:27 AM
:idk:

azoomm
03-04-2008, 01:30 AM
Thinking about it. *yawn*

WARputer
03-04-2008, 01:38 AM
I was meaning to ask you...What is Pasta Rockets ?

azoomm
03-04-2008, 01:40 AM
I have a few Ducatis... specifically, 748, 998 and a M900.

Rice Rockets = Jap

Pasta... Italian. Get it?

WARputer
03-04-2008, 01:49 AM
I had a feelin' that's what it meant.....a few ? Geeez ....I'm in the wrong business ! :drool:

Mr Lefty
03-04-2008, 01:50 AM
I had a friend that had a VW that he called the Kraut burner:lol:

WARputer
03-04-2008, 01:55 AM
Ebbs ...what's the time in Korea ....oh & what the hell are you doing there ?

DLIT
03-04-2008, 02:20 AM
Ebbs ...what's the time in Korea ....oh & what the hell are you doing there ?

It's 1620 (4:20pm) in Korea and he's probably suckin fat dicks.

Mr Lefty
03-04-2008, 02:31 AM
It's 1620 (4:20pm) in Korea and he's probably suckin fat dicks.

Yeah it's 430pm... and DLit's just pissed he just got to work and I just got off work

DLIT
03-04-2008, 02:44 AM
Yeah it's 430pm... and DLit's just pissed he just got to work and I just got off work

And I was playing Xbox all day while you were at work. Man, I hate working when ALL of Supervision isn't here.

Mr Lefty
03-04-2008, 02:46 AM
And I was playing Xbox all day while you were at work. Man, I hate working when ALL of Supervision isn't here.

do you work on base or at one of the ammo dumps?

DLIT
03-04-2008, 02:48 AM
do you work on base or at one of the ammo dumps?

Bomb dump.

Mr Lefty
03-04-2008, 02:50 AM
Bomb dump.

ahh ok... so do you guys get BAS? considering you don't have access to the chowhalls at night?

edit: BAS... i'm retarded

DLIT
03-04-2008, 02:57 AM
ahh ok... so do you guys get BAS? considering you don't have access to the chowhalls at night?

edit: BAS... i'm retarded

Use to. Not anymore. We got midnight chow at the Ginko.

Mr Lefty
03-04-2008, 03:00 AM
Use to. Not anymore. We got midnight chow at the Ginko.

that's gay

DLIT
03-04-2008, 03:01 AM
that's gay

And midnight chow sucks. I leave in 21 days. Nothing's gay anymore.

Mr Lefty
03-04-2008, 03:06 AM
And midnight chow sucks. I leave in 21 days. Nothing's gay anymore.

true...

god damnit ol dude hasn't renewed his subscription to motogp! do they show the races here on cable?

t-homo
03-04-2008, 03:11 AM
Don't worry guys, IM' still tup.

DLIT
03-04-2008, 03:12 AM
true...

god damnit ol dude hasn't renewed his subscription to motogp! do they show the races here on cable?

Somebody I work with here said he saw a GP race the other day. But he isn't too reliable, so I don't know if it was GP or SBK or something else. That's the first I heard of any two wheeled show on AFN since I've been here.

Mr Lefty
03-04-2008, 03:14 AM
Somebody I work with here said he saw a GP race the other day. But he isn't too reliable, so I don't know if it was GP or SBK or something else. That's the first I heard of any two wheeled show on AFN since I've been here.

well there was a SBK race the other day... maybe that's what he saw

fuck... guess I'm just gonna have to spring for the damn pass... :panic:

DLIT
03-04-2008, 03:18 AM
well there was a SBK race the other day... maybe that's what he saw

fuck... guess I'm just gonna have to spring for the damn pass... :panic:

Guess so. I'll see if my connection is renewing his.

Mr Lefty
03-04-2008, 03:22 AM
Guess so. I'll see if my connection is renewing his.

PM coming

t-homo
03-04-2008, 03:24 AM
I saw a race on at about 10 on sunday morning but I had t go to clean up so i couldn't finish watching it.

WARputer
03-04-2008, 11:56 AM
I see you guys ho'd it up ....After, I went to bed ! http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o154/Warputer/groan.gif

marko138
03-04-2008, 12:03 PM
It's 1620 (4:20pm) in Korea and he's probably suckin fat dicks.

Buuuuuuuuurn.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/56d22b933430f06a58c95ddpc3.jpg

WARputer
03-04-2008, 12:11 PM
It's 1620 (4:20pm) in Korea and he's probably suckin fat dicks.


http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o154/Warputer/post-12-69621-owned.jpg

Cutty72
03-04-2008, 01:38 PM
well then, what'd i miss...

oh, nothing... ok.

OneSickPsycho
03-08-2008, 11:58 AM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o154/Warputer/post-12-69621-owned.jpg

Now how in the fuck do you get a picture like that? You just sit there and watch your new puppy getting ready to piss on your laptop and your first reaction is to grab the camera... "Man, this is going to be great... I can make one of those pwned pictures to use on the forums!" :wtf:

DLIT
03-08-2008, 12:01 PM
Now how in the fuck do you get a picture like that? You just sit there and watch your new puppy getting ready to piss on your laptop and your first reaction is to grab the camera... "Man, this is going to be great... I can make one of those pwned pictures to use on the forums!" :wtf:

Maybe he has a great warranty. :idk:

OneSickPsycho
03-08-2008, 12:01 PM
Maybe he has a great warranty. :idk:

Or maybe it's not his laptop...

Man, I don't miss having roommates AT ALL.

DLIT
03-08-2008, 12:06 PM
Or maybe it's not his laptop...

Man, I don't miss having roommates AT ALL.

I'm gonna have 4 room mates when I get home. But I'll be getting a $1200/month housing allowance and only be paying $250 for rent. Gotta take the good with the bad.

OneSickPsycho
03-08-2008, 12:10 PM
I'm gonna have 4 room mates when I get home. But I'll be getting a $1200/month housing allowance and only be paying $250 for rent. Gotta take the good with the bad.

Yeah, I pretty much spend my entire raise on my place... it's so worth it.

DLIT
03-08-2008, 12:24 PM
Yeah, I pretty much spend my entire raise on my place... it's so worth it.

I hear that. It's rare for us to bang on the couch, counter or anywhere else cool nowadays. We always have to go to the bedroom now. I can't wait til she gets a bike. We're gonna ride to our spot and make love all over the place.

vabarber2
03-08-2008, 01:42 PM
Im here now!!!!

marko138
03-10-2008, 12:19 PM
I hear that. It's rare for us to bang on the couch, counter or anywhere else cool nowadays. We always have to go to the bedroom now. I can't wait til she gets a bike. We're gonna ride to our spot and make love all over the place.

Uhhhhh...no you aren't. You're married now. Those days are OVER.

t-homo
03-10-2008, 01:36 PM
I love not being married. That commitment/no sex thing doesn't sound like much fun.

Cutty72
03-10-2008, 03:47 PM
test

test 2

ok... so why if i post twice in a row, it combines them???

marko138
03-10-2008, 03:50 PM
test

test 2

ok... so why if i post twice in a row, it combines them???

For people who abuse teh system...thus making them slightly less annoying.

Rider
03-10-2008, 04:07 PM
test

test 2

ok... so why if i post twice in a row, it combines them???

To eliminate douchebaggery at the source.

Cutty72
03-10-2008, 07:02 PM
For people who abuse teh system...thus making them slightly less annoying.

To eliminate douchebaggery at the source.

gotcha...

confused the shit out of me... posted twice in the same thread many minutes apart, and they got combined... so i had to test it out...

now i know!

Mr Lefty
03-10-2008, 07:17 PM
gotcha...

confused the shit out of me... posted twice in the same thread many minutes apart, and they got combined... so i had to test it out...

now i know!

it's the Vab's hack... stops the 100 un-interrupted posts...

vabarber2
03-10-2008, 08:23 PM
Whats Up!!

it's the Vab's hack... stops the 100 un-interrupted posts...
Yall are likin that way to much! H8rs!

Mr Lefty
03-10-2008, 08:31 PM
Whats Up!!


Yall are likin that way to much! H8rs!

:lol:

I've slowed down a bit so you could catch up... I'm almost under 100 ppd...

vabarber2
03-10-2008, 08:35 PM
:lol:

I've slowed down a bit so you could catch up... I'm almost under 100 ppd...
I havent hit 100 ppd!! My nets way to slow for all that! And Im usualy on at the slow times!

Mr Lefty
03-10-2008, 08:39 PM
I havent hit 100 ppd!! My nets way to slow for all that! And Im usualy on at the slow times!

:lol: well i drop durring the weekends... cause no one else is on much...


don't worry you'll pass me... probably by the end of May...

vabarber2
03-10-2008, 08:42 PM
:lol: well i drop durring the weekends... cause no one else is on much...


don't worry you'll pass me... probably by the end of May...
Nah, I dont have the net in my room anymore so im not on nearly as often! And in a few weeks there will be another group coming in so the internet cafe will be packed!!

Mr Lefty
03-10-2008, 08:44 PM
Nah, I dont have the net in my room anymore so im not on nearly as often! And in a few weeks there will be another group coming in so the internet cafe will be packed!!

yeah but I'll also be on a bit less... I've got an exercise next week so I'll be on only at home... and then I should have my admin rights soon after... so I'll be busy(er)

vabarber2
03-10-2008, 08:47 PM
yeah but I'll also be on a bit less... I've got an exercise next week so I'll be on only at home... and then I should have my admin rights soon after... so I'll be busy(er)
Well congrats!! Big mans moving up!!

Remember me when you hit the big times!! ADMIN!

Mr Lefty
03-10-2008, 08:50 PM
Well congrats!! Big mans moving up!!

Remember me when you hit the big times!! ADMIN!

:lol: shit... all Admin means is I can now unlock peoples computers when they forget their fuck'n passwords... yup... big man here!

vabarber2
03-10-2008, 08:53 PM
:lol: shit... all Admin means is I can now unlock peoples computers when they forget their fuck'n passwords... yup... big man here!
Yeah, but its a step in the right direction! Then soon you'll be h8ing! And not long after you'll be Banning!! Then when this place finaly gets corpratized like :twf: you'll be ready to start your own as Trip did here!!

Mr Lefty
03-10-2008, 08:58 PM
Yeah, but its a step in the right direction! Then soon you'll be h8ing! And not long after you'll be Banning!! Then when this place finaly gets corpratized like :twf: you'll be ready to start your own as Trip did here!!

naw bro... see my post in the other thread... you missunderstood... not admin rights HERE... admin rights at work

vabarber2
03-10-2008, 09:01 PM
naw bro... see my post in the other thread... you missunderstood... not admin rights HERE... admin rights at work
Yeah i saw!! Guess I was slipping!! :lol:

Cutty72
03-15-2008, 03:47 PM
la la la

:nana2:

vabarber2
03-15-2008, 05:58 PM
la la la

:nana2:
Awwwwww

Cutty72
03-15-2008, 06:14 PM
I'm tired... really need a nap.

but i get done with work in about 40 min... and then have to be in the bar by 7... no time for nappy

vabarber2
03-15-2008, 06:17 PM
I'm tired... really need a nap.

but i get done with work in about 40 min... and then have to be in the bar by 7... no time for nappy
Im thirsty and realy need alcohol, but we cant have it in irak so make sure you have a drink for me!

t-homo
03-15-2008, 06:18 PM
VAB i've been drinkin enough for both of us this week? can you feel it, cuz i have been.

vabarber2
03-15-2008, 06:24 PM
VAB i've been drinkin enough for both of us this week? can you feel it, cuz i have been.
Yeah I heard!! No, wish I could feel it!!

Cutty72
03-17-2008, 01:36 PM
Im thirsty and realy need alcohol, but we cant have it in irak so make sure you have a drink for me!

no drinking... except red bull to keep me awake!
I was bartending... and it was a long but busy night, kept me going at least.

marko138
03-17-2008, 01:37 PM
I've caught a cold from some jackass. Sucks.

t-homo
03-17-2008, 01:42 PM
no drinking... except red bull to keep me awake!
I was bartending... and it was a long but busy night, kept me going at least.

Hey just a question about bartending. It may vary between states, but how old do you have to be in order to be a bartender? It seems like it would be a really fun job, but i'm not 21 yet.

marko138
03-17-2008, 01:44 PM
Some are 18...I think.

t-homo
03-17-2008, 01:50 PM
Some are 18...I think.

Nice. I googled and I am pretty sure it is 18 for here. I might have to check that out sometime.

Cutty72
03-17-2008, 03:50 PM
Hey just a question about bartending. It may vary between states, but how old do you have to be in order to be a bartender? It seems like it would be a really fun job, but i'm not 21 yet.

Most are 21.
Some are 19
some are 18
Have to check with your local liquor establishment to get the laws in your area.

Me personally, I would never hire a bartender or server that was underage, regardless of law. Just seems to be asking for problems.

ceo012384
03-17-2008, 04:51 PM
Now how in the fuck do you get a picture like that? You just sit there and watch your new puppy getting ready to piss on your laptop and your first reaction is to grab the camera... "Man, this is going to be great... I can make one of those pwned pictures to use on the forums!" :wtf:
Maybe he has a great warranty. :idk:
Long (hilarious) story short, my buddy drunkenly pissed on his own laptop a couple years ago. He had some sick warranty, so he called toshiba and was like "yeah, I pissed all over my fuckin' computer". Then they gave him a new one.
I've caught a cold from some jackass. Sucks.
Stop making out with dudes. Problem solved.

marko138
03-18-2008, 10:27 AM
Long (hilarious) story short, my buddy drunkenly pissed on his own laptop a couple years ago. He had some sick warranty, so he called toshiba and was like "yeah, I pissed all over my fuckin' computer". Then they gave him a new one.

Stop making out with dudes. Problem solved.
You're right. I'll keep that in mind. Jackass.

vabarber2
03-18-2008, 09:16 PM
Had to work a couple days, but IM BACK!!!!!

t-homo
03-18-2008, 10:29 PM
Had to work a couple days, but IM BACK!!!!!

damn.

vabarber2
03-18-2008, 10:46 PM
damn.
Glad yall are so happy to see me!!!!

Cutty72
03-18-2008, 11:26 PM
uh sure... :whistle:

vabarber2
03-18-2008, 11:32 PM
uh sure... :whistle:
Thats good.

t-homo
03-19-2008, 03:00 AM
Still up mofo. Working on putting together my part of a group speech i have tomorrow. It's gay as shit.

vabarber2
03-19-2008, 10:48 PM
Still up mofo. Working on putting together my part of a group speech i have tomorrow. It's gay as shit.
Sounds like it. Cirlcle jurk

t-homo
03-19-2008, 11:35 PM
Sounds like it. Cirlcle jurk

So I bullshitted my way to about two minutes of talking about pros and cons of media being everywhere right after a school shooting.

vabarber2
03-20-2008, 04:19 PM
So I bullshitted my way to about two minutes of talking about pros and cons of media being everywhere right after a school shooting.
So, do share. More pros or cons?

Cutty72
03-22-2008, 12:30 AM
you guys have fun with your circle jerk... i'm off to bed.

Mudpuppy
03-22-2008, 01:00 AM
wtf cutty you were supposed to be the pivot man and remember last one to go on the cracker has to eat it.. you sick fucks..

i know you motherfuckers have cut the heads off chickens and then fucked them in the neck while the blood is still warm..

Cutty72
03-22-2008, 10:48 AM
ummm... :no:

Mr Lefty
03-22-2008, 11:13 AM
I'm a little durnk but I ran into DLit... boutght him a dirnk... and bs'd for a bit. fuckers lucky to be leaving... then again... i'm still try'n to get Minhee to come to the states... (that's the bartender with the perfect ass)

Cutty72
03-22-2008, 11:23 AM
I'm a little durnk but I ran into DLit... boutght him a dirnk... and bs'd for a bit. fuckers lucky to be leaving... then again... i'm still try'n to get Minhee to come to the states... (that's the bartender with the perfect ass)

:lol: good luck with that. :beer:

Mr Lefty
03-22-2008, 09:46 PM
:lol: good luck with that. :beer:

:lol: I don't even remember posting on here

t-homo
03-22-2008, 11:44 PM
:lol: I don't even remember posting on here

Isn't that the greatest?

WARputer
03-28-2008, 09:22 PM
:lol: I don't even remember posting on here

Isn't that the greatest?



:doh::lol

Cutty72
03-29-2008, 12:13 AM
:lol: I don't even remember posting on here

Figures.

Mr Lefty
03-29-2008, 02:12 AM
Shit I almost did some drunk posting last night... got interupted by the knock at my door...

t-homo
03-29-2008, 02:21 AM
I'm pissed. I was planning on getting shit faced tonight and plans fell through. So I ended up hanging out with some friends just talking and shit.

Cutty72
03-29-2008, 02:48 PM
Shit I almost did some drunk posting last night... got interupted by the knock at my door...

MP's coming to pick you up??

Mr Lefty
03-29-2008, 09:08 PM
no... a girl down the hall came look'n to borrow movies... at like 1am... fun times :lol:

Cutty72
03-30-2008, 02:13 AM
no... a girl down the hall came look'n to borrow movies... at like 1am... fun times :lol:

naked?
or did you make some movies instead??

WARputer
03-30-2008, 02:15 AM
no... a girl down the hall came look'n to borrow movies... at like 1am... fun times :lol:

Oh....do tell !

Mr Lefty
03-30-2008, 02:21 AM
naked?
or did you make some movies instead??

no... no movies... just fucked around for a bit...

Cutty72
03-30-2008, 02:25 AM
no... no movies... just fucked around for a bit...

:rockwoot: :nana2:

vabarber2
03-31-2008, 07:34 PM
no... no movies... just fucked around for a bit...
BS ebbs I throw the flag sir.

Cutty72
03-31-2008, 07:35 PM
BS ebbs I throw the flag sir.

i think he meant they didn't MAKE any movies, and he just fucked her once then kicked her to the curb.

Mr Lefty
03-31-2008, 07:37 PM
i think he meant they didn't MAKE any movies, and he just fucked her once then kicked her to the curb.

didn't fuck... just fucked around... :lol: I'll leave it at that

vabarber2
03-31-2008, 07:38 PM
i think he meant they didn't MAKE any movies, and he just fucked her once then kicked her to the curb.
I'm saying that with a head like that ebbs cant get within flag poles length of a female!

Cutty72
03-31-2008, 07:39 PM
didn't fuck... just fucked around... :lol: I'll leave it at that

I'm saying that with a head like that ebbs cant get within flag poles length of a female!

:idk: guessing she was drunk... or desperate :lol:

Mr Lefty
03-31-2008, 07:40 PM
shit I wish your mom would stay away from my "flag pole"

ceo012384
04-08-2008, 12:47 AM
didn't fuck... just fucked around... :lol: I'll leave it at that
Pics or it was this 'chick'
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff187/ceo012384/shim4.jpg

vabarber2
04-08-2008, 04:46 AM
:idk: guessing she was drunk... or desperate :lol:
BOTH!

WARputer
04-09-2008, 03:43 PM
Pics or it was this 'chick'
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff187/ceo012384/shim4.jpg


:jd: Damn ! She's BULGEin' in all the wrong places !

vabarber2
04-10-2008, 02:43 PM
:jd: Damn ! She's BULGEin' in all the wrong places !
:lol: Exactly, but when you're ebbs you cant discriminate.

WARputer
04-10-2008, 06:12 PM
:jd: Damn ! She's BULGEin' in all the wrong places !

:lol: Exactly, but when you're ebbs you cant discriminate.


:lol:That poor bastard !

vabarber2
04-11-2008, 02:57 PM
:lol:That poor bastard !
:lol: Yeah, maby we should help him?!

OneSickPsycho
04-12-2008, 09:04 AM
:lol: Exactly, but when you're ebbs you cant discriminate.

That bitch would break Ebb's skinny ass in half.

vabarber2
04-12-2008, 03:12 PM
:lol: IDK to many people who wouldn't get broken into pieces trying to get a piece of that!

Dnyce
04-13-2008, 02:10 AM
Pics or it was this 'chick'
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff187/ceo012384/shim4.jpg

that chick probably isnt so bad-works out atleast three times a day-sucks your dick b4 every workout for that extra shot of protien - just dont do this :eatatthey:cuz she'll break your neck lol

OneSickPsycho
04-13-2008, 01:30 PM
that chick probably isnt so bad-works out atleast three times a day-sucks your dick b4 every workout for that extra shot of protien - just dont do this :eatatthey:cuz she'll break your neck lol

That bitch could sever your cock with her vagina... Sorta like a cigar cutter... Then she'd fuck you in the ass with her 12" cock.

vabarber2
04-14-2008, 03:08 PM
Dam OSP always has an insight on a much worse senario! Now I'mma have nightmares. Thats some sick shyt.