I know some things...

[askmrjesus]

...I probably shouldn't know.

I've been reading this book about how to expand your powers of psychic perception (which, being omniscient, is a bit redundant, but it's slow at work today) and I decided to try out my new skills here on TWF.

I've been concentrating on screen names, and have had the following visions;

Itgirl once considered a career as a trapeze artist in the circus, but is allergic to chalk and midgets.

Particle Man has six toes on his left foot, but only four on his right.

Trip once ate a live squirel to impress a girl on his street. The girl was hospitalized for trauma, and has never recovered.

Azoomm collects tiny models of Japanese motorcycles, and sneers at them when she's having a bad day.

Marco is fascinated by rubberbands, but has a deep distrust of paperclips.

Tigger has three nipples. He's named two of them. One is Sigfreid, and one is Roy. The third has no name.

Mrs. Colleen phones a random number in Kampuchea, every Thursday at precisely 3:18 pm, and then hangs up.

Sorry, I have to stop now and lay down. Using your psychic powers can be quite draining.

It's also really hard on your silverware.

Who else has had a vision while staring at a screen name?

JC

[JARVIS518]

no visions here

[Hondahugger]

Everything I thought I knew was wrong, therefore I know nothing.

[JARVIS518]

i could have told u that

[Hondahugger]

i could have told u thatI wish you would have

[buzzcutt2]

I wish you would have

If you want anything out of him...you have to drop him on his head.

[Hondahugger]

If you want anything out of him...you have to drop him on his head.I can't afford the dental bill!

[JARVIS518]

ya dont fuck with me im fragile

[Ninjakel]

No visions, besides some people are cunty douchebags.

[Particle Man]

amj likes to torture pc peripherals

[t-homo]

No visions, besides some people are cunty douchebags.

Thanks a ton. Bitch.:twfix:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

sadly i can only see into the past. and even thats a challenge sometimes.

[buzzcutt2]

ya dont fuck with me im fragile

No - I'm not going to give you a hug.

[Ninjakel]

Thanks a ton. Bitch.:twfix:


Anytime, chode :):twfix:

[askmrjesus]

amj likes to torture pc peripherals

Finally, somebody gets how this is supposed to go.

Who'd have guessed it would be the guy with six toes on one foot?

Not me, and I read the book.

JC

[Particle Man]

Finally, somebody gets how this is supposed to go.

Who'd have guessed it would be the guy with six toes on one foot?

Not me, and I read the book.

JC

you're assuming I even have feet

[askmrjesus]

you're assuming I even have feet

I know you have feet, I can see them in your avatar.

Not sure if you have legs though.

JC

[Particle Man]

that's a ruse to throw you off the trail

[askmrjesus]

that's a ruse to throw you off the trail

Well then I salute you for walking on trails with no legs.

That can't be easy.

JC

[Particle Man]

Well then I salute you for walking on trails with no legs.

That can't be easy.

JC

life is about overcoming adversity

[Mrs. Colleen]

Who told you my secret! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/Smilies/1090.gif

[askmrjesus]

Who told you my secret! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/AFIDrummerGirl/Smilies/1090.gif

9,386 confused Kampucheans.

Thanks to you, they have a website now.

JC

[LeeNetworX]

Who else has had a vision while staring at a screen name?

JC

Me. I envisioned you finishing off a big spliff as you started this thread.

Now I'm envisioning HoakieDNA in her cowgirl hat and nothing else as she sits on her bike. Yeehaw.

[askmrjesus]

Now I'm envisioning HoakieDNA in her cowgirl hat and nothing else as she sits on her bike. Yeehaw.

It's supposed to be a vision that just strikes you out of the blue, not something you do every morning. :lol:

JC

[Mrs. Colleen]

9,386 confused Kampucheans.

Thanks to you, they have a website now.

JC

Pffft. They love me. :rolleyes:

[JoshuaTree]

Your dad and The Ghost are pissed that you're sneaking glasses of sacremental wine while surfing the web, and boy are you going to get it... Something about a rubber cross next time...

[LeeNetworX]

I know some things...
JC

I know....where the red fern grows.

[Mr Lefty]

I get one... every time I see Rae's screen name I get a vision of a gorgeous ass in leather walking in front of me... or dancing on her bike in bordom on the super slab...

[lauralynne]

AMJ - it's just too embarassing to share.

[KSGregman]

Hmmm...visions...let's see....

ninjakel sits around surrounded by love sick pit bulls while :pwhore2: four box style...(it's gotta be impossible to post that often from one pc :lmao: )

neebs is right now thinking about posting another "adore my cleavage" pic in dark alley (vision? or wishful thinking? your call :lol: )

amj is hallucinating after getting slipped some dodgy vinegar while hanging around on his cross

[Avatard]

Me. I envisioned you finishing off a big spliff as you started this thread.

Funny, I was finishing one off reading it.

[askmrjesus]

Funny, I was finishing one off reading it.

Good.

It probably makes more sense that way.

JC

[jgalt]

No visions, besides some people are cunty douchebags.

Why are you staring at your own screen name? :runaway:

[Papa_Complex]

Apoc occasionally acts as a stand-in for Space Ghost on "Space Ghost - Coast to Coast" and finds the leotard rather liberating.

[smileyman]

Visions no...But I have voices...:sorry: