Most terrifying antique EVAR on ebay...

[unknownroad]

Prostate Gland Warmer, circa 1918 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=400009912049)

:bw:

[the chi]

and the question begs to be asked...HOW or WHAT were you searching to have found that??!!


:lol:

[smileyman]

Gotta stretch and warm up first...Don't wanna hyper extend something!:diitb:

[Ducati Diva]

and the question begs to be asked...HOW or WHAT were you searching to have found that??!!


:lol:

:dvrofl: Good question

That thing is scary

[askmrjesus]

I can't believe it's got two bids on it.

What kind of asshole bids on something like that?

Oh, wait...

JC

[Digifox]

HOLY Hell! ! ! ! !

Thats, urm . . . .Wow

[neebelung]

I can't believe it's got two bids on it.

What kind of asshole bids on something like that?

Oh, wait...

JC

:dvrofl:


And to answer your question, the same guy who buys this cookbook (if you're at work, think twice before clicking)

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=3698

[tommymac]

its all fun and games till I see that in the ER, fortunatley I havent yet

Tom

[neebelung]

... fortunatley I havent yet

Tom

Ah, but the night is still young!

[Archren]

OMG, that's fucking hilarity right there. :lmao:

[VatorMan]

You were just looking for a cheap anal intruder weren't you ? :panic:

[MikeSP1]

plugs into a light socket? Who in the hell would've even considered using something that looks that dangerous? Am I the only one who's sometimes wary about high voltage/power objects? And seriously, electricity in your butt hole? Not just batteries, but 110 volts by 60 Hz in your ass!!!!!

[ninja_girl1]

plugs into a light socket? Who in the hell would've even considered using something that looks that dangerous? Am I the only one who's sometimes wary about high voltage/power objects? And seriously, electricity in your butt hole? Not just batteries, but 110 volts by 60 Hz in your ass!!!!!
I totally agree! And I totally am ROLFMAO at what you wrote! I can tell you have never been violated before Mike! LOL! or maybe you have and that's why you are so scared! ;-)

[Rider]

wtf

[lauralynne]

So THAT's what my grandmother was talking about!! ;)

[lauralynne]

:dvrofl:


And to answer your question, the same guy who buys this cookbook (if you're at work, think twice before clicking)

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=3698

it needs a password - help me out someone!

(work - what's that? *SIGH*)

[Archren]

it needs a password - help me out someone!

(work - what's that? *SIGH*)

darkalley :dthumb:

[lauralynne]

one thread, 2 christmas gifts - that's awesome!

[Dragonpaco]

I can't believe it's got two bids on it.

What kind of asshole bids on something like that?

Oh, wait...

JC

appearantly a cold one.

[Quick281]

plugs into a light socket? Who in the hell would've even considered using something that looks that dangerous? Am I the only one who's sometimes wary about high voltage/power objects? And seriously, electricity in your butt hole? Not just batteries, but 110 volts by 60 Hz in your ass!!!!!

The early days, back when the men were men and the sheep were fucking scared.

[MikeSP1]

The early days, back when the men were men and the sheep were fucking scared.

Screw that, what happens when that thing 15"LONG shorts out inside your sphincter? The article even says that the wires are frayed! That fuckers a lot more powerful than your 4 D-cell vibrator, not to mention that it's long enough to be classified as a blunt force weapon.

[Librarian]

it needs a password - help me out someone

metoometoometoo

[Rider]

metoometoometoo

Go read the forum rules... It's in there.

[unknownroad]

and the question begs to be asked...HOW or WHAT were you searching to have found that??!!
:lol:

Quack medical devices... always on the lookout for a cheap Violet Ray :whistle:

[rogue]

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Quick281]

Screw that, what happens when that thing 15"LONG shorts out inside your sphincter? The article even says that the wires are frayed! That fuckers a lot more powerful than your 4 D-cell vibrator, not to mention that it's long enough to be classified as a blunt force weapon.

I don't want to fucking use it!!! I am just saying, back then people were hell bent on getting a boner.

[Hondahugger]

Dam, I was hoping no one I knew would see my auction. Hell, I started it at only $10.00, Granma says if the bidding continues and we make at least $500.00, we might be able to get Grampa a Christmas Present!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Testicle-Model_W0QQitemZ280281071922QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_D efaultDomain_0?hash=item280281071922&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C 240%3A1318

[Dragonpaco]

Dam, I was hoping no one I knew would see my auction. Hell, I started it at only $10.00, Granma says if the bidding continues and we make at least $500.00, we might be able to get Grampa a Christmas Present!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Testicle-Model_W0QQitemZ280281071922QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_D efaultDomain_0?hash=item280281071922&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C 240%3A1318

why do those balls have a little asscrack?

[Hondahugger]

:idk:

[Archren]

Dam, I was hoping no one I knew would see my auction. Hell, I started it at only $10.00, Granma says if the bidding continues and we make at least $500.00, we might be able to get Grampa a Christmas Present!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Testicle-Model_W0QQitemZ280281071922QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_D efaultDomain_0?hash=item280281071922&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C 240%3A1318

Hey, finally some guys can actually buy a pair...

[rogue]

why do those balls have a little asscrack?

Ummm....aside from that, why do they hang evenly? :whistle:

[Archren]

Anyone else notice that Q&A on the bottom of that testicles listing?

Q: Does it come in Wichita Thunder Blue?
A: Yes it only comes in Blue thanks for asking! But it still feels lifelike when used for example Tea Bagging


:lmao:

[askmrjesus]

"Sushi is like buttsex. If it's good, it's amazing. If it's bad, you probably just bought an antique electric butt probe on e-Bay"

Truer words were never spoken.

JC

[excessa]

why can't a man just have a cold prostate sometimes? it's always gotta be about sex with you people.

[the chi]

why can't a man just have a cold prostate sometimes? it's always gotta be about sex with you people.

who are "you people" exactly?

lets not forget this is an internet forum, full of motorcyclists, which = highly rude, crude and socially unacceptable on any occasion and proud to be so!!

:lol:

[Quick281]

this is an internet forum, full of motorcyclists, which = highly rude, crude and socially unacceptable on any occasion and proud to be so!!

She speaks of great wisdom. This should be on the next TWFix Tshirt!!!!!!:rockwoot::rockwoot::rockwoot:

[excessa]

I was a regular in the bedroom forum on CF, a lot of these guys look familiar...

[OTB]

Actually, all you guys, JUST YOU WAIT! After 40 + years of bouncing around on some truly hideous excuses for motorcycle seats, your poor prostate may actually need some 120/60...mebbe a good 20 amps worth just to get kickstarted...........


.....now lets see, where is my Paypal acct info.................................:whistle:

[Particle Man]

wtf

another vote for this one

[Mr Lefty]

I prefer the touch of warm hands...

:leaving:

[JARVIS518]

this would be one hell of a way to wake up a roommate, a sibling, girlfriend, cat, dog or mo... oh wait never mind that would b just wrong...

[azoomm]

Anyone else notice that Q&A on the bottom of that testicles listing?

Q: Does it come in Wichita Thunder Blue?
A: Yes it only comes in Blue thanks for asking! But it still feels lifelike when used for example Tea Bagging


:lmao:

Location: Blunderville, Bangladesh

Um.......

This thread :rofl:

[gahdzila]

my prostate is plenty warm without the help of electricity, thank you very much!

[OneSickPsycho]

I prefer the touch of warm hands... warm hands of young boys...

:leaving:

:pebbs:

[Mr Lefty]

god damn it we all have our vices

[NONE_too_SOFT]

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