View Full Version : Nicotine patches for cats?
Dragonpaco
11-22-2008, 07:57 PM
i accidently got my cat addicted to nicotine. whenever i come back inside from a smoke, she jumps up on the couch next to me and licks and bites the nicotine off my fingers. anything i can do to cure her?
Ninjakel
11-22-2008, 08:00 PM
stop smoking???
:lol:
seriously, our Boxer loves pot. Not that I smoke it anymore, but my friend does :)
askmrjesus
11-22-2008, 09:10 PM
i accidently got my cat addicted to nicotine. whenever i come back inside from a smoke, she jumps up on the couch next to me and licks and bites the nicotine off my fingers. anything i can do to cure her?
Yes.
You can roll your girlfriend in tuna fish.
I mean, you know, if you haven't already.
JC
Dragonpaco
11-22-2008, 09:17 PM
that made things so much worse. now i'm a single guy with a nicotine freak cat and for some reason my balls are coated in batter.
askmrjesus
11-22-2008, 09:21 PM
Well look on the bright side.
Your cat won't be licking your fingers now...
JC
Dragonpaco
11-22-2008, 09:22 PM
i guess it solves the single problem too then, since my balls still get licked and i can tell my friends i got some pussy
marko138
11-22-2008, 09:23 PM
Get rid of that retched cat. Problem solved.
OneSickPsycho
11-22-2008, 10:01 PM
:idk: Shove nicotine gum up your cat's ass?
PiZdETS
11-22-2008, 10:18 PM
Smoke your cat.
Smoke your cat.
searing keep the flavorful juices inside.
Particle Man
11-23-2008, 01:47 PM
get the cat addicted to something else instead - like bringing you beer.
get the cat addicted to something else instead - like bringing you beer.
mine brings me bottlecaps, still working on the rest of it
NONE_too_SOFT
11-23-2008, 03:01 PM
yea shoot it in the fucking face. either that or teach your cat how to smoke.... the former is easier.
marko138
11-24-2008, 01:03 PM
Thats a start.
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