NtS Goatee Thread v2.0

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I was doin the daily grooming in the bathroom, contemplating shavin off the goat. Its the longest i think i've ever had facial hair. constantly having to adjust it, brush it... it itches, it feels funny. but damn i feel diabolical.

I know its no burt reynolds mustache, but hows it compare?

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1396/goateepiclp0.jpg

[Mr Lefty]

I was doin the daily grooming in the bathroom, contemplating shavin off the goat. Its the longest i think i've ever had facial hair. constantly having to adjust it, brush it... it itches, it feels funny. but damn i feel diabolical.

I know its no burt reynolds mustache, but hows it compare?

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1396/goateepiclp0.jpg

can't see it... but use conditioner in it... it helps with the itch... that or try RID :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

conditioner? really?

[WARputer]

Let it grow !!!!! A chin bush rulez !!!

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o154/Warputer/NOv2007009.jpg

[Mr Lefty]

conditioner? really?

yeah I grew out my goatee and it itched like a bitch... my dad told me about it... worked pretty well... didn't elminate it for me... but worked enough to recomend it.

[WARputer]

Yep...no soap on it ....the hair holds the soap....dries the skin underneath...and the itch sets in .

[OneSickPsycho]

:iagree: on conditioner

[NONE_too_SOFT]

must be why my skin was gettin so dry around thar. hmmm this is good shit to know.


im still bleachin it and goin for a hogan handlebar when it gets long enough.

[Mr Lefty]

must be why my skin was gettin so dry around thar. hmmm this is good shit to know.


im still bleachin it and goin for a hogan handlebar when it gets long enough.

better grow out that mullet too! we're gonna Spray paint TWFix in your blond mane for Indy! :lol:

[itgirl]

i think goatees are dead sexy. my husband has one. i say keep it, for a little bit anyways. it makes you look older.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

for fun
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6396/jesusfocuscb3.jpg

[NONE_too_SOFT]

better grow out that mullet too! we're gonna Spray paint TWFix in your blond mane for Indy! :lol:

whoa no, spray paint and flesh is not cool. learned that one the hard way.

[Mr Lefty]

whoa no, spray paint and flesh is not cool. learned that one the hard way.

that's why I said your mane! as in your hair! :lol:

and what happens with flesh btw?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

nothing when you spray it on. its gettin it off that fuckin kills ya.

[ZukLady]

Mmm...i like!
Facial hair is so so hot!

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i'll keep that in mind when we're makin babies.

[Mr Lefty]

nothing when you spray it on. its gettin it off that fuckin kills ya.

ahh ok...

well body paint would be cool too for Indy...

[Mr Lefty]

i'll keep that in mind when we're makin babies.

NtS Jr... that's a fuck'n scary thought:panic:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

ahh ok...

well body paint would be cool too for Indy...
i'll do body paint if i dont have to ride to the event... which i hope is the case, cause i plan on drinking all day at the race.

[Mr Lefty]

i'll do body paint if i dont have to ride to the event... which i hope is the case, cause i plan on drinking all day at the race.

well I'm riding... and considering I'm about 99% sure they'er not gonna have liquor there... I'm not gonna be drink'n... and no... you can't ride bitch

it's 10 miles... you can walk... :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

shit seriously? they gotta have beer though, its fuckin indy.


I'll pitch in for a party bus, but its just not right to go to a race event and NOT drink.

[Mr Lefty]

shit seriously? they gotta have beer though, its fuckin indy.


I'll pitch in for a party bus, but its just not right to go to a race event and NOT drink.

I'm not much of a beer drinker... :idk: besides I wanna ride... part of the experience for me... :2cents:

[Mule]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/holy_hell_1976/James21.jpg
goatees fuckin rawk

[itgirl]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/holy_hell_1976/James21.jpg
goatees fuckin rawk

ooooh yeah! :rockwoot:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

fhuck ya.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I'm not much of a beer drinker... :idk: besides I wanna ride... part of the experience for me... :2cents:


ya, im gonna ride there. then drink. then ride back.

[Mr Lefty]

ya, im gonna ride there. then drink. then ride back.

give me a 10mile head start :lol:

as long as your not getting trashed... and you give time for the beer to clear... I'm cool with that

[NONE_too_SOFT]

no no no. wrong

drinking and riding = stupid... as doable as drinking and driving (which i do all the time) but 100x stupider.


I'm riding THERE (indy, on thurs or whatever) drinking (friday sat, maybe sunday) and riding BACK (To ohio, sun or monday)

[Mule]

a larger picture of my ugliness for your viewing displeasure....
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/holy_hell_1976/1124532515_l.jpg
btw, i totally suck at the internet

[NONE_too_SOFT]

looks like a deers scrotum on your chin.

[OneSickPsycho]

a larger picture of my ugliness for your viewing displeasure....
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/holy_hell_1976/1124532515_l.jpg
btw, i totally suck at the internet

And I'm the ginger kid?

[ZukLady]

a larger picture of my ugliness for your viewing displeasure....
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/holy_hell_1976/1124532515_l.jpg
btw, i totally suck at the internet

OOOHHHH Baby :drool:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

And I'm the ginger kid?

ive gotten comments that my chin hair looks reddish too... maybe we're all releated.


would explain a lot.

[fatburg]

i have brown hair and a red goatee..stange

[WARputer]

looks like a deers scrotum on your chin.

:lol::rofl:

[Mule]

i have brown hair and a red goatee..stange

so do i.....it is strange

[Mr Lefty]

i have brown hair and a red goatee..stange

so do i.....it is strange

same here... it starts grow'n out black... then turns red...

but I have to be clean shaven 90% of the year so no sweat

[the chi]

thats pretty damn sexy NtS, good look for you...

ahh ok...

well body paint would be cool too for Indy...

why oh why do i think this has other connotations than just what you are saying...?

:lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

easy rae, you dont wanna make all the legghumpers jealous.

[Mr Lefty]

thats pretty damn sexy NtS, good look for you...



why oh why do i think this has other connotations than just what you are saying...?

:lol:

no... I said paint on LAYTEX For you...

[Mrs. Colleen]

More pics...but zoom out a bit...and make sure they are in focus.

Thanks! :dthumb:

[Mr Lefty]

More pics...but zoom out a bit...and make sure they are in focus.

Thanks! :dthumb:

damn... someones getting in to it... :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

shit i aint shy, check yo pms

[fatburg]

thinking this might need to be moved to the dark alley

[fatburg]

More pics...but zoom out a bit...and make sure they are in focus.

Thanks! :dthumb:

yo hoping to see his other goatee ???

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I ALMOST sent her a couple nice pics, and then i stood back and thought...

"why give something away when you can negotiate"

[fatburg]

I ALMOST sent her a couple nice pics, and then i stood back and thought...

"why give something away when you can negotiate"

ahh, now there's a smart man who can wear an afro

[NONE_too_SOFT]

thx to DLIT

[fatburg]

thx to DLIT

Mr. Afro-pimp himself:dlit:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

chicka chicka ...

but seriously i'll show you mine if you show me yours colleen. you dont have to let the hubby know , wink wink.

[fatburg]

chicka chicka ...

but seriously i'll show you mine if you show me yours colleen. you dont have to let the hubby know , wink wink.

Probably not much to go talking about anyway:nee:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i dont even need to get into that here, i've heard the deposition from enough ladies to know im set in that department.

[Audiomechanic]

Probably not much to go talking about anyway:nee:

:zowned:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

:zowned:

easy killer i know where you live.

[Mrs. Colleen]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Honesty when I wrote that I just meant the upper half (since you are not wearing a shirt in the pic)...I did say zoom out a BIT!!! Not a lot! :rofl::rofl:

But I love all the dirty minds in here. :rofl::rofl:

[DLIT]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Honesty when I wrote that I just meant the upper half (since you are not wearing a shirt in the pic)...I did say zoom out a BIT!!! Not a lot! :rofl::rofl:

But I love all the dirty minds in here. :rofl::rofl:

Seriously. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

[OneSickPsycho]

Seriously. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I'll play that game with her too.

[fatburg]

I would make the deal, but I have a feeling it loses something when I have to hold my gut up out of the way to make it interesting. :fatty:

[DLIT]

I would make the deal, but I have a feeling it loses something when I have to hold my gut up out of the way to make it interesting. :fatty:

My rod doubles as a gut holder-upper.

[fatburg]

like a little pneumatic lift whenever a hottie stolls by

[DLIT]

like a little pneumatic lift whenever a hottie stolls by

Strong as a 5-ton jack, my son. I can do 35 cock push-ups.

[fatburg]

so wish I youtube at work right now. I have the perfect video for that comment




hmmm, that doesn't sound really good without the video does it:whistle:

[DLIT]

so wish I youtube at work right now. I have the perfect video for that comment




hmmm, that doesn't sound really good without the video does it:whistle:

You're suspect.

[fatburg]

best I can offer, if you get youtube, go here

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/malachi77/more.php?section=videos&type=you&i=197542#197542

[OneSickPsycho]

best I can offer, if you get youtube, go here

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/malachi77/more.php?section=videos&type=you&i=197542#197542

:rofl:

[Audiomechanic]

easy killer i know where you live.

Bring it. I own sporks. You don't stand a chance.

[fatburg]

Bring it. I own sporks. You don't stand a chance.

Ya NTS, don't fuck with a guy with sporks.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Sporks?

I'll rock you like a hurricane, keep your sporks for your sloppy joe.

[Mule]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/holy_hell_1976/jokehidden.jpg

[NONE_too_SOFT]

number one- you had to crop that image over a pre-existing picture of a naked mans nuts and berries you already had on your computer.

number two- Why no love for the buels, its a great alternative to a sport bike, or quality.

[Mr Lefty]

number one- you had to crop that image over a pre-existing picture of a naked mans nuts and berries you already had on your computer.
number two- Why no love for the buels, its a great alternative to a sport bike, or quality.
if that's the case... THANK YOU BASE COMM for blocking that image

[OneSickPsycho]

number one- you had to crop that image over a pre-existing picture of a naked mans nuts and berries you already had on your computer.

number two- Why no love for the buels, its a great alternative to a sport bike, or quality.

Actually, that's him... and he loves Buells...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

how in the fuck are you so sure of that?

This thread is turning into a big flaming fairy hangout.

[OneSickPsycho]

how in the fuck are you so sure of that?

This thread is turning into a big flaming fairy hangout.

Cause it was posted on another forum in it's full glory... Don't push him, or he'll PM it to you.

[Mule]

number one- you had to crop that image over a pre-existing picture of a naked mans nuts and berries you already had on your computer.

number two- Why no love for the buels, its a great alternative to a sport bike, or quality.

if you prefer, as OSP mentioned, i'll gladly send you the uncensored photo, you fruity fuck....

and buells suck...i ride this
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/holy_hell_1976/honda004.jpg

[Mule]

how in the fuck are you so sure of that?

This thread is turning into a big flaming fairy hangout.

lead by none other than King Afro-fairy himself...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

if you prefer, as OSP mentioned, i'll gladly send you the uncensored photo, you fruity fuck....


gladly? what the fuck, is that how you get your jollies off, sending your naked pictures to other men? No god damn thanks.

[OneSickPsycho]

if you prefer, as OSP mentioned, i'll gladly send you the uncensored photo, you fruity fuck....

and buells suck...i ride this
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/holy_hell_1976/honda004.jpg

Whatever, you're selling that...

Hey, wait a second... PM drewpy about that bike... he's looking for a track bike for someone...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

lead by none other than King Afro-fairy himself...

that was an elementary burn, i expect better in the future.

[Mule]

gladly? what the fuck, is that how you get your jollies off, sending your naked pictures to other men? No god damn thanks.

seriously...you are the perfect target...anyone with an armband tattoo is definitely up for looking at nekkid dudes

[Mule]

that was an elementary burn, i expect better in the future.

ok poopoohead

[NONE_too_SOFT]

now thats just funny.

[vabarber2]

Congrats! You've hit puberty! :lol: