Anybody ever try the Naked Man?

[Captain Morgan]

If you don't watch "How I Met Your Mother," you don't know what I'm talking about. But it's a "move" (a lame one) where you find a reason to get inside the girl's place, then when she's out of the room, you just strip down. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if OSP has tried it before. If you've tried it, how did it work? :lol:

[Dnyce]

thats hilarious-id have to plan on doin that, because id want to shave a money sign into my pubes and shave my chest and abs into the shape of a giant arrow pointing down

i just convinced myself to do it :lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

If you don't watch "How I Met Your Mother," you don't know what I'm talking about. But it's a "move" (a lame one) where you find a reason to get inside the girl's place, then when she's out of the room, you just strip down. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if OSP has tried it before. If you've tried it, how did it work? :lol:

Heh, it's actually one of my signature moves... sorta.

I've been known to just get naked when I feel as though something's bout to happen... I mean, why fuck around? It's all or nothin' with me... I've only ever done it when sleeping in the same bed... or room... is eminent...

In the dozen or so times I've done it, only one ended in a catastrophic failure and that wasn't even that bad... Just some screaming and things being thrown... bitches with their mixed signals...

It's failed to get me laid a few times, but that was the only time that no sexual contact was in the cards.

thats hilarious-id have to plan on doin that, because id want to shave a money sign into my pubes and shave my chest and abs into the shape of a giant arrow pointing down

i just convinced myself to do it :lol:

Sorta makes me wish I had body hair...

[Hondahugger]

I've had someone answer the door naked when I got to his house. Does that count?

[askmrjesus]

I've had someone answer the door naked when I got to his house. Does that count?

If it worked, then yes, it counts.

JC

[fnfalman]

The last time I tried the Naked Man, I got arrested.:idk:

[marko138]

That shit was hilarious.

[FT BSTRD]

Works every time with the Mrs.

Something about cuddling up next to a giant, hairy, silverback gorilla of a man gets her going. :idk:

[Hondahugger]

Something about cuddling up next to a giant, hairy, silverback gorilla of a man gets her going. :idk:No offense but I just threw up in my mouth.

[Sixxxxer]

How do you think I feel!!! TMI man....TMI

I've done it once or twice but It was with the Misses so I dont think it has the same effect as someone who I've never slept with before.

[Mrs. Colleen]

That was one of the best episodes I have seen! :rofl: :dthumb:

[Rsv1000R]

The Superman was great!

[FT BSTRD]

No offense but I just threw up in my mouth.


:D :zowned:

[Amorok]

I did it once but in my defense it wasn't to get laid, I had gone through a fifth and a half of tequila and they just sort of ... fell off. When I'm at home I pretty much refuse to wear any more clothes than Ulu makes me. If I'm going back out I won't take my boots or anything off but once I'm home for the day it's ratty PT shorts or a robe, and those only if she won't leave me alone. Otherwise I'm wearing a hair suit! It sucks to have this much body hair, but at least I'm warm.

[marko138]

I did it once but in my defense it wasn't to get laid, I had gone through a fifth and a half of tequila and they just sort of ... fell off. When I'm at home I pretty much refuse to wear any more clothes than Ulu makes me. If I'm going back out I won't take my boots or anything off but once I'm home for the day it's ratty PT shorts or a robe, and those only if she won't leave me alone. Otherwise I'm wearing a hair suit! It sucks to have this much body hair, but at least I'm warm.
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[FT BSTRD]

http://www.ramwolffsworld.com/3D_Directory/Fat_BastardCovered.jpg

[marko138]

http://www.ramwolffsworld.com/3D_Directory/Fat_BastardCovered.jpg
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[JoJoYZF]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/ban_him.jpg

Agreed

[z06boy]

Never tried it but hey...2 out of 3 is worth a shot !! :lol:

That's a funny show.

[Particle Man]

Agreed

I'll second the second

[Krabill]

I've never done it, but I had a woman do it to me once. We got to my apartment and I went in the kitchen to get something, came back and there she was in all her glory. It worked. She got lucky.

[FT BSTRD]

She got lucky.


Women "get lucky" like the house gets lucky in Vegas.

[marko138]

Women "get lucky" like the house gets lucky in Vegas.
For real.

[Krabill]

Maybe with you guys :rofl:

[FT BSTRD]

Maybe with you guys :rofl:


Yeah, I hear every woman wants a lug in Oklahoma.


"Hey baby, I gotta trailer and a two acre swath of dirt! Wanna get nekkid?"

[Krabill]

I wasn't living in Oklahoma during my bachelor days, so . . . ah . . . well . . . I guess I don't really have a point :lol:

[FT BSTRD]

I'm in Joplin right now. Looks just as shitty and inbred on this side of the state line.

I was in "Wal-Mart's" yesterday. I had forgotten the cretins who frequent that particular establishment in this part of the country.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R-J86yWOt0I/AAAAAAAAKjg/LtifMEGJIko/s1600/walmartMug.JPG

Fack!

http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/03/news-story-of-day-man-caught.html

[Krabill]

That's beautiful :lol:

I've found that the "Walmart's" here seem to have a different clientele after about 9pm. During the day, they're mostly humanoid. Late at night . . . well . . . I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

[FT BSTRD]

That's beautiful :lol:

I've found that the "Walmart's" here seem to have a different clientele after about 9pm. During the day, they're mostly humanoid. Late at night . . . well . . . I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.


In Nashville, a midnight trip to Wally World will net you about 6 gaggle of Indian folks.



Wish I had my bike down here. The weather is fantastic this week.

[Krabill]

It sure has been nice. Had a great ride Sunday. Just commuting during the week, though. I did meet a riding buddy for lunch today. He just couldn't take it and skipped out of work for the rest of the afternoon today to go for a ride. I wouldn't mind so much, but he keeps calling and emailing me from his phone to tell me how nice it is.

[FT BSTRD]

It sure has been nice. Had a great ride Sunday. Just commuting during the week, though. I did meet a riding buddy for lunch today. He just couldn't take it and skipped out of work for the rest of the afternoon today to go for a ride. I wouldn't mind so much, but he keeps calling and emailing me from his phone to tell me how nice it is.


Email him a picture of your nutsack.

[Krabill]

:lol:

[Smittie61984]

I did it at a Middle School once. No luck at all unless you are into tasing.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

thats rediculous. never even considered trying that one...

add that to my list of resolutions for 2009.

[PhiSig1071]

I've never tried it on a one-nighter or a set-up. I've done it to g/f's before, and had it done to me once or twice (with spectacular results! :whistle: ). I think I could pull it off :lol:

On a side note, don't be hating on the furry guys! Shade in the summer, heat in the winter, you know you're jealous!

[OneSickPsycho]

Heh, it's actually one of my signature moves... sorta.

I've been known to just get naked when I feel as though something's bout to happen... I mean, why fuck around? It's all or nothin' with me... I've only ever done it when sleeping in the same bed... or room... is eminent...

In the dozen or so times I've done it, only one ended in a catastrophic failure and that wasn't even that bad... Just some screaming and things being thrown... bitches with their mixed signals...

It's failed to get me laid a few times, but that was the only time that no sexual contact was in the cards.

Sorta makes me wish I had body hair...


Shit... just remembered another catastrophic failure... The time I got naked while the chick was downstairs in the bathroom... Not sure exactly how it happened, but I fell over my tablesaw and down the stairs... That was ugly and I most certainly didn't get laid...

[Smittie61984]

I just remembered an event similar to naked man. This girl I knew who was kind of my best friend and we benefited from each other now and then but sometimes more than others. Basically it was some fucked up shit. Anyways I had known her for about 2 years and one night we had a drunken night of passionless pasion. She and I decided we wanted a pizza but it was 5am or so we had to put a frozen pizza in the oven. I go upstairs naked and put the pizza in not thinking that other people where home.

A few minutes later her mom walks into the kitchen. I said "Just making a pizza". She just shook her head and walked away. So no I didn't get lucky with that trick.

[VatorMan]

Some of these stories have me rolling. :lol:

[JoJoYZF]

I just remembered an event similar to naked man. This girl I knew who was kind of my best friend and we benefited from each other now and then but sometimes more than others. Basically it was some fucked up shit. Anyways I had known her for about 2 years and one night we had a drunken night of passionless pasion. She and I decided we wanted a pizza but it was 5am or so we had to put a frozen pizza in the oven. I go upstairs naked and put the pizza in not thinking that other people where home.

A few minutes later her mom walks into the kitchen. I said "Just making a pizza". She just shook her head and walked away. So no I didn't get lucky with that trick.

Should have nailed the mom while your pizza was cooking.

[PhiSig1071]

Should have nailed the mom while your pizza was cooking.

Sportsmans Double FTW!

[Smittie61984]

Should have nailed the mom while your pizza was cooking.

Well the "Naked Man" trick didn't work. I did grab a handfull of boob in front of her daughter before though.

[JoJoYZF]

Well the "Naked Man" trick didn't work. I did grab a handfull of boob in front of her daughter before though.

:lol: nice