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Avatard
11-25-2008, 01:10 AM
Police think they've nabbed 'butt bandit'
Man arrested after allegedly leaving greasy imprints on windows

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27848361/

OMAHA, Neb. - Police have arrested a man suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints on the windows of stores, churches and schools in a small Nebraska town.

A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn't been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."

Beginning in spring of 2007, a mystery vandal visited businesses at night, pressing his naked behind — sometimes his groin, sometimes both — on windows. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly, and while police had earlier worried copycat criminals were getting involved, Scott said they now believe it's "the act of a lone deviant."

"This isn't normal behavior for Valentine, Neb.," Scott said. "It's an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here."

The man was spotted by police about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday and arrested without incident, Scott said. The suspect appears to be the same man caught on a surveillance camera at the middle school last year, he said.

Valentine, a town of about 2,650 in remote north-central Nebraska, lies near the scenic Niobrara River. The city was named one of the top "wilderness" towns in the country last year by National Geographic Adventure magazine.

People from around the country send Valentine's Day cards to the city's post office so they can be mailed out with the word "Valentine" stamped on them.

The past two summers, the bandit struck business after business, window after window.

He stopped over the fall and winter.

During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.

Hondahugger
11-25-2008, 01:23 AM
So which left worse streaks, the glass cleaner or his ass?

Mr Lefty
11-25-2008, 01:39 AM
so what's the charge? I mean he can't be charged with indecent exposure if no one witnessed it...

Grafitti?

:idk:

rogue
11-25-2008, 01:48 AM
Butt Bandit? Isn't that the name of a series of porn? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Particle Man
11-25-2008, 07:13 AM
"he stopped in the winter" :lol:

didn't want to end up with a backwards version of "A Christmas Story" huh? :lol:

askmrjesus
11-25-2008, 08:07 AM
Butt Bandit? Isn't that the name of a series of porn? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

No, you're thinking of this guy;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeOlcR_CgE

JC

Hondahugger
11-25-2008, 08:08 AM
"he stopped in the winter" :lol:

didn't want to end up with a backwards version of "A Christmas Story" huh? :lol:
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!:panic:

azoomm
11-25-2008, 09:39 AM
During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.

That's dedication :lol:

Sixxxxer
11-25-2008, 10:22 AM
Yeah but the Town Population is Not even 3,000

It's probably a Shack with 6 Windows.

Amorok
11-25-2008, 11:46 AM
I mushroom tattood someone's car once. Again, alcohol was a factor, but you should have seen the look on her face. She wanted it off her windows but was afraid to clean them because she'd have to touch them. And I had just got back from the gym so it wasn't just regular ball sweat either. To be fair, I didn't start the prank war, but I did end it.

Avatard
11-25-2008, 02:52 PM
That's dedication :lol:

Right? That's when I lost it right there, and LMFAO.

zlicius
11-25-2008, 03:38 PM
ahahah! i'm about an hour from there right now. LOL!

Librarian
11-25-2008, 07:18 PM
No, you're thinking of this guy;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon


"... wearing a red argyle ski mask ..."

And they found him SANE?

KSGregman
11-26-2008, 09:24 AM
Typical Friday night in Valentine, NE:

Bored resident 1: Damn, man....I'm off the fucking charts bored. What's on TV?

Bored resident 2: I've told you a hundred times that we don't have electricity you dumb fucker....

Bored resident 1: Yeah? Well....ok....let's go tip a few cows or something.

Bored resident 2: Nope...tonight I'm living HUGE...give me that vaseline...I'll be back later.

Seriously...what the fuck is wrong with people?!

Papa_Complex
11-26-2008, 09:27 AM
I am SO frikkin' glad that my parents got out of the small town where I was born before I had even turned one year old.