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lauralynne
11-25-2008, 11:56 AM
ROFLMAO - don't missing the ending - it's well worth the time!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=47096488

Rider
11-25-2008, 12:05 PM
What a fucking looser.

Racerboy
11-25-2008, 12:13 PM
Cocky idiot.....

So, this guy is in Broward....does anyone here know who this cocky fucker is?

Particle Man
11-25-2008, 12:28 PM
ahahahahahahaha on the ending :lmao:

dumbass

FT BSTRD
11-25-2008, 01:02 PM
Please someone sterilize that tool so that he doesn't corrupt the rest of the breeding pool.

Racerboy
11-25-2008, 01:04 PM
The sad part for us here is he is riding amongst us.....its not like its a story of just anyone, this narcissist is in our back yard here in SoFla.

Damn, there is always a FL connection or story based here. You never hear of these ass-clowns in Montana or Idaho.

Flexin
11-25-2008, 01:07 PM
Please someone sterilize that tool so that he doesn't corrupt the rest of the breeding pool.

He claims to have run from a car load of hot young females. I don't think we have to worry about him breeding.

James

Particle Man
11-25-2008, 01:12 PM
You never hear of these ass-clowns in Montana or Idaho.

that's because cattle don't file harassment charges :lol:

Avatard
11-25-2008, 01:27 PM
He claims to have run from a car load of hot young females. I don't think we have to worry about him breeding.

James

Yep. One thing is riding fast, another is knowing when to stop.

He's a tool. No worries, Darwin will get Mr. squiddly, and likely rather soon.

Now, as for the Judge; HOLY CRAP, I'd nail the shit outta her. OMFG.

She was HOT!

Captain Morgan
11-25-2008, 01:33 PM
I'm halfway through and LMAO. I like how the judge shows cleavage. :drool:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA, the ending is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

Rider
11-25-2008, 01:34 PM
I'm halfway through and LMAO. I like how the judge shows cleavage. :drool:

She is a hot little number isn't she?

Papa_Complex
11-25-2008, 01:36 PM
"It's funny, 'cause it's true" :lol:

Flexin
11-25-2008, 01:39 PM
Yep. One thing is riding fast, another is knowing when to stop.

He's a tool. No worries, Darwin will get Mr. squiddly, and likely rather soon.

Now, as for the Judge; HOLY CRAP, I'd nail the shit outta her. OMFG.

She was HOT!

I was thinking the same thing about the Judge.

James

cuttle
11-25-2008, 01:40 PM
ahahahahahahaha on the ending :lmao:

dumbass


he'll never hear the end of this one :dvrofl:

PiZdETS
11-25-2008, 02:58 PM
It HAD to be a gsxr didn't it? I didn't know 2002 1000's did 200 mph, interesting.

I'm really glad he doesn't wear a helmet.

Judge was hot.

That is all.

FT BSTRD
11-25-2008, 03:00 PM
Now, as for the Judge; HOLY CRAP, I'd nail the shit outta her. OMFG.

She was HOT!


She has whore hair.

I imagined her naked under her robe. :drool:

fnfalman
11-25-2008, 03:39 PM
The judge chick is definitely hot!!!:drool:

Too bad the bike didn't flip his ass up higher and really break some shit important. Haha.

Mr Lefty
11-25-2008, 03:48 PM
:rofl: 200mph

tallywacker
11-25-2008, 03:50 PM
I almost stopped watching it early. SOOOOOOO glad i didnt. The end is beautiful. I couldnt think of a better way to finish it beside maybe pulling out infront of an Expedition.

xx CURVE xx
11-25-2008, 03:59 PM
whats the title of the vid?

JARVIS518
11-25-2008, 07:13 PM
some one posted on the local forum that hes a regular at riverfront

Cruzergirl
11-25-2008, 07:24 PM
I almost stopped watching it early. SOOOOOOO glad i didnt. The end is beautiful.

Yeah, me too. The end was worth every second. I did have to look away toward the middle though, it was hard to watch.

BobTheBiker
11-25-2008, 07:36 PM
I cant view more than 5 fucking seconds of it, it just wont play more than that before the thing shows the vid as over. WHAT THE FUCK?

MikeSP1
11-25-2008, 11:49 PM
And that is why I love watching squids, they make life more entertaining. Is there any other way to watch someone completely humiliate themselves? He got what he deserved though. However I do feel sorry for the bike, it's not her fault he's an idiot.

byron12
11-26-2008, 01:16 AM
Lol

Avatard
11-26-2008, 01:39 AM
Geez...I think I just realized who the Judge looks like.

http://content2.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz68/337851/337851_res1_LoisGriffin.jpg

Ninjakel
11-26-2008, 08:18 AM
Lois is hot!

askmrjesus
11-26-2008, 08:25 AM
Impressive.

Brains and skills to match...

JC

Captain Morgan
11-26-2008, 12:40 PM
Geez...I think I just realized who the Judge looks like.

http://content2.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz68/337851/337851_res1_LoisGriffin.jpg

I was thinking more like Kari Byron, from Mythbusters.

Particle Man
11-26-2008, 01:17 PM
I was thinking more like Kari Byron, from Mythbusters.

http://www.twowheelfix.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2874&stc=1&d=1227721236

hot hot hot :drool:

Papa_Complex
11-26-2008, 01:18 PM
Here comes the nerd porn :lol:

Particle Man
11-26-2008, 01:28 PM
Here comes the nerd porn :lol:

dude, you just KNOW she's a freak :diitb:

Avatard
11-26-2008, 01:52 PM
hot hot hot :drool:

Yeah, I'd nail any of the 3...and one's a fucking 'toon.

Flexin
11-26-2008, 02:49 PM
I was thinking more like Kari Byron, from Mythbusters.

:dribble:

James

Smittie61984
11-26-2008, 07:14 PM
Hahahahahhahhahahahhaahahah!!! This is Awesome Squared! It should be stickied

His friends must make soooo much fun of him now. We have our "Tool" of the year. Seriously this shit has gone fucking world wide!

The judge is a hottie for sure

If someone from Florida meets him you need to tell him about TWFix and how we love stuntin and the gym.

ericr
11-26-2008, 11:56 PM
:lmao: what a tool

t-homo
11-27-2008, 12:17 AM
Corrext, hilarious.

Quick281
11-27-2008, 06:55 AM
:pg:

Wow, just wow.

OneSickPsycho
11-30-2008, 10:33 PM
I was thinking more like Kari Byron, from Mythbusters.

That chick is soooooooooooo fucking hot... a little weird, smart, fun, and super cute. I love her.

byron12
12-04-2008, 02:15 AM
Hey this looks like the same guy super douche and child ponagrapher.
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147

azoomm
12-04-2008, 02:30 AM
:rofl:

How did I miss this??!? Oh man... the end is fantastic!

speedylocksmith
12-04-2008, 02:32 AM
wow byron, great fucking find!! What a scumbag!!